Usually once or twice a day.
One or two sentences.

all day every day, long conversations on things i have to do or decide on.
I've gotten pretty good at it, too.

I'm pretty much the only one I ever talk to....

maleanon here.

never

A lot, and I use english which is not my native language.

>>1528677
Haha! From time to time i will discuss things in french. Then if (anglo) people hear me, i start listing off verb conjugations and they never know.

I catch myself talking to myself all the time, usually stuff about how I hate everyone and want to kill/burn them. I don't even realize I'm doing it most of the time, luckily no-one I know has seen me do it, yet.

When I'm driving mostly.

Whenever I'm drunk I do it in front of other people even, until I catch myself and stop.
Nobody ever called me out on it yet.

When I'm sober only at home, and it's not talking but more like remembering when I fucked up in the past and screaming insults at myself.

I have my fun.

>>1528626
I used to do it every day for like an hour and then I started working out and it just stopped. I'm actually happy now to, and I got a bitchin' hot girlfriend because of my /fit/ as fuck body.

>>1528677
Hah. Me too. German is my native language but so often when I'm talking to myself I do it in english. Don't even know why...

I talk to myself all day. I talk to myself more than I talk to other people.

All the fucking time when I'm driving. Things like;

>wow really, but why did he just, you're just gonna tailgate me?, wow, high school kids!, ahahahah, check your blind spot! I'm in it!!!, no, who are you, ok well, i dont like you, dont look at me, why are you looking at me, fucking die, is there something you want, we're driving next to each other!, this is uncomfortable, adjust your mirror!, you think you're going to pass ahead of me don't you

Any other situation I honestly never say a word unless asked to, but driving? I almost have full blown conversations busting out into narration and shit it's terrible. I know they can't hear me but I can't stop.

>>1528748
Talking to yourself while driving is just good clean American fun! I feel like everybody does this.

Pretty much all day at work.

Just reminding myself to do things, or listing things w/e

I could talk to myself all day.

I wish I actually had someone to talk to that wouldn't mind the crap flowing out my mouth.

I usually just comment on things and catch myself doing it out loud
Only in private though

Brief spurts at a time. I usually hiss, mutter, or shout very quickly.

Usually I'll say "I'm a bitch!", "I'm a bitch nigger!", "I'm a fucking nigger!," "I'm a fucking murderer," "I'm a sorceror," "I'm a faggot!" or sometimes I'll just hiss the word "rape."

I started doing it just for fun when I was younger and then it gradually became a subconscious habit. I do it without even realizing it now.

>>1528700

Brotip: someone has probably seen you do it. They probably know people you know. It is entirely possible that people in your hometown, school or place of employment think you are fucking weird and are creeped out by the thought of being in the same room as you.

Have a nice day.

All the time when I am alone. I'm even able to learn from them.

Does it count if you talk to yourself all day in your head?

>>1528839

Yeah, you're probably right.

Fuck.

Well, at least I've not been carted off to the loony bin then. Clearly, while they consider me creepy, they do not consider me dangerous.

Im not sure how to feel about this.

Whenever I use the bathroom at home I have conversations with myself in the mirror, pretending that I'm speaking with someone else. Also, whenever nobody else is around. I used to talk to the television when I was a kid, but would always get caught.

>>1528856
>>1528856
thats what i do. i'll start thinking about something but have it be an actual conversation with myself. its a good way to practice saying something before you say it to a friend.

i feel like i would be a good stand up comedian because i just think of shit and then start ranting about it in my head. too bad i hate getting in front of crowds

>>1528920

I used to have scripts written for certain situations. Everything I said on a daily basis was pulled from that script. I had some very basic phrases that I always used when talking to a waiter, a teacher, or a store clerk. If a fellow classmate asked me a question of any kind I usually pulled something from the list I'd written down. I actually had the list taped to a bathroom mirror. It was titled "What to say and when."

I did something similar when I had this hippie drama teacher in high school that made us always say what we were thinking to clear it out of our minds. However, I usually wasn't thinking about anything. So I made some shit up in the hour before class, wrote it down, and then came to class with it memorized. It was usually a made up story about some weird incident that happened the previous day, like my cat getting hit by a car or seeing a girl hugging and licking a tree at the park.

I talk to myself all the time. I usually try and hide it around other people because it probably looks weird if I'm outside muttering to myself. I'm sure people have seen me doing it though. I bet most people talk to themselves, I don't think it's that out of the ordinary.