FEELS: KNOWN
SYMPATHY: ACTIVATED

they think you're cute go talk to them

Do what I did, get some weight and work out. If you're decent looking and want to be a normalfag it'll help pick up chicks; if you're an ugly misanthrope like me people will avoid even looking at you.

I know that feel and it fucking sucks

>>1520428

Working out doesn't necessarily mean you'll be normal

>>1520407
Pointing and laughing means attraction? Women confuse me.

they were laughing at your lack of processed cheese and cheese products

>>1520461
Yes, fucktard. They're not doing it in a mean way, they're doing it in a "hehe look at the guy with brown hair sitting over there. I bet you think he's hot!" sort of way.

What are you, 8?

>>1520452
no, but it'll mean you LOOK normal, which will prevent things like that from happening to you.

It's because you're fat dude.

>>1520501
So you mean there talking about "the cute guy over there", even when the hockey players just came and sat down at their table? Lol I dont think so.

>>1520577
OP here, for the record (not that it matters either way) I am not overweight, if anything underweight, just ugly.
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>>1520501
normalfag detected

Actual ugly people know when they're being heckled.

>sitting in the middle of class
>girls across the isle giggling, one keeps pointing over at me, whispered conversation

Also, the word "asian" came up every once in a while. What the fuck? It doesn't make me feel bad because it's racist, it's the fact that they were probably making jokes about asians being nerds and having small dicks, which is true.

>Walk down the street
>Today will be a pretty good day, think I'll do all those things I'm behind on
>Hear someone laughing in the distance
>Forget it, I'll do it tomorrow
>Can't go home because group of women are walking in my direction
>Just walk the other way and turn the corner

Why don't you people go and confront them about it? Jesus Christ. D you seriously think coming here and whi-

wait

>/r9k/

I'm out.

>>1520687
>confront two girls about making fun of you

First of all, what?

Second of all, how?

I know this fucking feel all too well.

Sometimes they're giggling, other times they're simply glaring at me. Dead center in the fucking eye

I wouldn't mind it if they told me what about me is fucking wrong. Am I ugly? Am I sitting in a weird position? Wearing odd clothes? Why can't they just openly insult me?

>>1520711

>"hey, do you have a problem with me? Why do you keep pointing and laughing?"

What? Go up to them and ask them "Is there a problem?" They laugh because they're sure you're not going to confront them about it.

>>1520783
>girl tries to contain her laughter
>uhm, nope, no problem, we we're just laughing at this book

What do you do now, Mr. clever? I'm not letting you out of this scenario happy.

>>1520825

>No, you're being a cunt who's obviously trying to impress her friend by making fun of strangers because you feel that you're better than them.

Hey guess what, maybe they think you're cute?

>>1520849
>Look why don't you just leave us alone?
>Large black man walks over
>Hey fuckface, why the fuck is you talking to my girl like that?

>At work busing tables.
>2 girls giggling a few tables over when one points over to me.
>One girl says something.
>The other one does that thing where they look down at you and back up really quickly.
>With a disgusted look she Says yeah right I'm not that desperate.
>I give her a mean glare
>As I pushed my cart with a broken wheel away I hear them call me a creeper.
>I go into the bathroom and silently cry until I hear a knock on the door
>Hey anon there is a big mess outside you need to clean up.
>they dumped there plates on the ground and spilled soda all over the table.

op I hate to break it to you but no one is actually talking about you. not even a little bit.

>>1520900

Why do you keep making all these far-fetched situations? This is never going to happen. You'd never even confront the women about it.

>>1520902
Ouch dude. You should have just ignored them, my heart just broke a little to know that decent people get shit on while cunts like that get to do whatever they want. What has this world come to that all the good guys are betas and all the good girls are ugly or taken.

>>1520900

>Because she's being disrespectful and incredibly rude. If you can't understand why I'm upset, then you obviously have no place in university.

Then he will either be a bro and bitch at his bitch, or more likely, want to fight me

>or we could fight right here and both end up with a criminal record and probably be kicked out of school. And if you want to fight me outside of school, I will not participate. You can jump me, but now I know what you look like, and I would not hesitate to call the cops or take matters into my own hands on a later date. If you decide to jump me, you better kill me or you will regret it for the rest of your life.

On the inside I would be shitting myself but I would actually say this. The dude would most likely be too shocked at how far I'm willing to take this and back down and say something like "just get out of here"

>

>>1520929
No, but they are, people like us get made fun of sometimes and you just have to accept that. You are an ant in this world but other ants pick on you, make fun of you, and treat you like garbage. It is just how things go in pretty much every single culture all over the world.

>>1520966
Have you ever left your house? People don't think like that. He is already a little upset that you are disrespecting his "girl" and he doesn't like you for that, he doesn't care what they were doing. If he wants to fight, he will kick your ass outside of school or try to instigate a fight right there. There is no logic in your scenario because you imply that everyone works out situations through logic and not emotions. This guy has a social standing while you don't, he will do whatever he can to keep his ego up high and keep your's down low, he doesn't give a fuck about you or your feelings.

>>1521019

then I would flash a pocketknife and inform him that under the law, I have the right to defend myself in any way I deem fit

>>1520934
Because I feel like it.

>>1520966
>the guy picks you up off your feet and carries you outside
>he throws you into the trunk of his car and drives you around for about 30 minutes
>he opens up the trunk, and before you can respond, he hits you in the face and knocks you out cold
>when you wake up, you're in a room that's so dark, you can't see anything
>you remember that you had your phone in your pocket and pull it out to shed some light on the situation
>you're in a closet, as you stand up you stumble over some sneakers on the floor and hit your head against the clothes rack
>outside of the door, you can hear something....
>it's either laughing, or crying. it's very quiet.

What do you do now motherfucker?

>walking in highschool hallways
>group of teenage boys my age standing along one side
>try to ignore them
> "lol shes such a butterface"

>and people wonder why i have an eating disorder

>>1521058
They said you had a nice body, starving yourself won't fix your face I'm afraid. Way to totally misinterpret constructive criticism.

>>1521039
you're a fucking basement dweller if you think that shit works. that would make the girls scream and you would get in all sorts of shit. once again, you're assuming everyone thinks logically.

>>1520849
Been in that situation, said comething very similar. Then they proceed to throw a tantrum, actitinv very offended and proceed to say that i a was a fucking paranoic freak. of course everybody believed them and the next time i found them the same happened

>>1521081
criticism = low self esteem = eating disorder
its not rocketscience, cmon
also, how is calling someone a butter face constructive?

The autism in this thread is staggering. But i could post that in every thread in r9k. Stupid neckbeards shitting up the place. GO TALK TO THOSE GIRLS FUCKHEADS! THEY WANT YOUR DICK!

>>1521058
That's half compliment, at least you have a good body.

>>1521046

dial 911 and yell "help me, I'm in the closet of a big black guy and he's going to hurt me". Then I would yell like a bitch and drop the phone. This would all happen before the crying nigger had a chance to open the close and punch me.

Standard police procedure is to locate where the signal is coming from in situations like these (yes, they track the phone. It's not CSI shit, it actually happens). Then I would laugh at the guy as he panics.

>>1521103
Yeah I was joking, but it still sounds like someone fussing over their hair because someone called their shoes ugly.

>>1521046
>dial 911
>TURN TO PAGE 32

>open the door
>TURN TO PAGE 76

Gonna go with quietly dialing 911. Am I using a smartphone? Do I have a GPS location?

>>1521111
that is no where near a half compliment, its more hurtful then just saying a girl is ugly.

>>1521086

Then I would sucker punch the guy in an effective spot and continue to attack him while he is still trying to figure out what just happened.

>>1521103
They were saying you had a hot body. You just need to wear more makeup, make your hair look better, or whatever else you can to make that ugly mug look more like the ones you see on the television.

>get made fun of alot and told that I look ugly when I laugh
>consciously stop myself from smiling or laughing ever again
you cant know this hell

>>1521058

butterface= nice body, ugly face

So how does giving yourself an eating disorder help your face again?

>>1521155
I was told I have a creepy smile.

Which is probably true i suppose.

>>1521121
>the closet door opens
>it's the girl that was laughing at you!
>"Oh my god! Dwayne, what the fuck are you doing?!"
>you can see her eyeliner running down her face as it follows her tears
>The large black man walks out from what seems to be the kitchen and says
>"Damn it, I knew I should've just drove you to your sister's house!"
>the girl runs out of the door
>the black man grabs a piece of cloth up off the table and walks towards you

>>1520792

they'd just laugh in his face you idiot

>>1521196

I would yell at the phone "his name is dwayne he has a girlfriend. He and his girl go to ___ university" then I would proceed to describe the room to the operator before dwane reaches me.

Then I would hope and pray that his girl went to tell someone

>Be female in high school
>Be the token "weird chick"
>Other girls (Often much prettier than I) often pointed at me and laughed from across the classroom

>Now in college
>Still a fucking spaz
>Whenever I hear someone laughing, I usually assume that it's at me.
>Sometimes it is
>Have no female friends as a result of this

This doesn't just happen to you, brobots. Just fucking ignore it. Find a chick who isn't a fucking bitch.

>>1521195
i was exagerating in my post but it is truly shitty being made fun of for something you have no control over especially something that is so integral to human interaction. oh well, guess we all have our own paths.

>>1521240
>dwayne grabs you and forces the cloth over your face, it's cloroform (obviously)
>you wake up in a trunk again, it seems the be the same car from last time, and it's moving.
>you can see flashes of red and blue lights coming from the cracks of the trunk
>you can hear the sirens of police cars outside of the trunk,
>every once in a while the car bounces, swerves, and makes every jerky motion it can
>this goes on for hours
>eventually you hear a loud screech of the tires, and the car flips onto it's side maybe ten times before coming to a complete stop upside down,
>almost like a present from god, the crash opened up the trunk
>you look out into a forest-like area, as the rain pours down
>as you clime out, you see a bloody dwayne, lying down and moaning in pain 10 feet to your left
>he doesn't seem to have noticed you yet
>the police sirens sounds very far away

>>1521331
Fuck, sorry for all thes grammar/spelling errors, it's kinda really late where I live.

>>1521331

Run over and kick dwayne in the neck, and kick him in the face multiple times, then return to my spot and pretend like I need help, etc.

The cops would eventually show up and see me

>>1521331
you know its getting kind of creepy with you putting so much effort into this weird kind of fantasy story you've got going there ... :/

>>1521360
wouldn't be surprised if someone crossposted to /tg/ as BETA QUEST

>>1521360
Hey shut up.

>>1521359
>well done, the cops show up and you are brought back to the police station for questioning
>during the questioning, the (your gender, unless you're gay, then he/she's the opposite gender) policeman/woman comes onto you multiple times, and even invites you to coffee for the weekend
What do you do?

>>1521404

say "no". I was about to work out. So I would say "sorry, I have a workout to continue"

I wouldn't actually say this but it's getting late and I'm tired and feel like going to bed (this game doesn't seem to be ending). This was definitely fun though!

>>1521427
>as you try to crawl into bed for the night, something in your mind tells you to back to that thread and see what that anon posts next
>you see it as a cute little joke, and then go to bed
>the next morning, you wake up in a closet

>>1521440

aww man. No seriously, I have class in 3.5 hours and really can't stay. I better not actually wake up in a closet.

>>1521461
Alright, goodnight. It was a joke btw, if you happen to wake up in a closet, don't blame me.

>>1521404
I SLAP HER SHIT AND THEN MAKE A SACRIFICIAL BLOOD OFFERING TO CTHULHU AS I DO THE MACCORENA ON HER STERNUM WHILE SHE IS STILL UNCONSCIOUS.

FINISH THE STORY YOU MOTHER FUCKER.

I KNOW YOU ARE STILL HERE.

>>1521058

>"lol shes such a butterface"
>and people wonder why i have an eating disorder
>butterface. (Her body is good) but her face.
>Eating disorder because of unrelated facial insecurity

Women logic, how does it work?!