The pizza guy

>he comes to door
>hands me pizza
>I hand him exact change
>He stands there, with his hand still out, waiting for extra
>I'm like gtfo
>He gives me a mean look and sulks back to his piece of shit honda

You faggets get paid minimum wage like everyone else, you don't need any extra

I suspect you got some confirmation bias going on there with every new EMT you meet.

>>1508241

>general air of superiority
>general air
>air

mfw i know why OP is jealous of people who went to college

I think that's because most new on the job EMTs literally are 2-3 years out of high school

Since you only need a community college degree/certificate to get the job.

>>1508268

Do you think he went and posted a thread about it on /r9k/ to bitch?

>drama

I know it's due to all of those shitty drama shows that are on evening TV.

>>1508292

I thought evening TV was shitty sitcoms and whatever shit Seth McFarlane or Matt Groenig most recently pooped out. It was when I was a kid but I haven't watched TV in a while.

This thread should be shifted to New Yorkers thinking the world revolves round them.

>>1508324

>New Yorkers thinking the world revolves around them

Well, hey, they are in ALL the movies

Seriously, if you watch the majority of movies made in America it looks like New York is the only functional city here

>>1508273

"air" is correct in this context:

Air n. An affected, often haughty pose; affectation

Also EMTs do not go to college, it's like a 6 month program.

>>1508324
Holy God this. I go to a small private uni in Ohio and there's this Latina bitch who NEVER fails to associate something with NY and let everyone know she's from there. We once had a tornado drill and she bitched "OMG A TORNADO DRILL? THIS IS SOOO ANNOYING, WE DON'T HAVE THOSE IN NEW YORK CITY".

Person: Lets order some pizza
Her:Eghhh New Yoiks got bettah pizza

>>1508342

Yes, but typically a 6 month program hosted/funded by/part of a community college or vocational school.

So it does qualify as post-high school education.

>>1508359

New York is the reason almost every actress in 80s movies had a nasally, high-pitched New York Jewish accent.

>>1508359
FUCK YOUR NEW YORK PIZZA, IF IT'S SO MUCH BETTER, GO THE FUCK BACK TO NEW YORK!
Fuck, I mad. Here, in Florida, all we got are NY expats, who constantly, and I literally mean constantly, bitch about how shitty Florida is, and how amazing NY is. BITCH, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOWN HERE, IF NEW YORK IS THE FUCKING EDEN YOU SAY IT IS! NO ONE WILL MISS YOU, I SWEAR!
Fucking got-dang yankees.

I work in an oil refinery and its nothing but overweight babyboomers who are paranoid about their retirement accounts and are the laziest faggots on earth. Every time the supervisor tells them to do something they threaten to call the union and complain. They have nothing but disdain for young people and are selfish as all fuck.

>>1508399

They got duped into thinking Florida was a beach side paradise like they show it on Miami Vice.

>>1508375

Yeah, but when people say they have gone to college, it implies that they earned an associates, bachelors or masters degree.

That's like saying someone who took foreign language classes every Saturday at their local technical school went to college.

I had a poli sci teacher like this in high school. He never shut the fuck up about how great new york was and how much he disliked california. Fucking fat wop faggot needed to return to his greasy shithole.

>>1508241
what do you do?

bloxblox

>>1508440

I work in an office capacity for an ambulance company.

>>1508337
> Seriously, if you watch the majority of movies made in America it looks like New York is the only functional city here

Problem with the US movies is that they dumb everything down:
- US? Show the Statue of Liberty
- old Europe? Show the Eiffel Tower
- elsewhere? Show the most annoying country of the year (Irak, Best Korea, etc.).

Because they really think that the "average" American can't remember more than 3 countries.
His own one, France and the next herp derp evil axis showing on Fox News.

>>1508468

The truly funny thing is that most locations that are supposed to be NY in moves are actually filmed in Toronto due to NY's insanely shitty tax rates.

>>1508403

Oh god. I worked in the IT department of a union shop factory. Some asshole filed a complaint against me because I took an old PC out to the dumpsters.

Seriously, fuck unions. They served a purpose a long ass time ago, but that time has passed.

I'm in the military (enlisted)

>everyone is fucking retarded and immature
>nobody has any life experience or skills
>everyone is straight out of high school and still acts like they are in it
>no aspirations or dreams
>fat fucks tech sergeants that can't pass their fitness tests
>all senior NCOs are ass-kissing dick-sucking faggots who will fuck anyone to get ahead

Should have went to college and become an officer ;_;

Worked in the restaurant industry for four years during highschool.
I fucking hate servers
>Never do their sidework, never clean up their messes, assholes to busboys and cooks
>When it's not busy they complain about how little they are making, when it is busy they complain about how hard they work.
>complain about 15% tips
>complain about their customers
>their jobs consists of getting drinks and getting food, and literally spend about 30 min at each table.
Only a few servers realized that their job was easy and great and actually did their job(mostly younger, male servers).
Seriously if your server sucks tip him nothing.

Now I work in academia and hate assistant/associate professors.

>>1508525

My cousin joined the marines and he told me the same thing: everyone is a retard.

He also came back from his tour with a decidedly shittier taste in music.

Fucking waiters at the restaurant I work at treat us busboys like shit, just goes to show that everyone, even the lowliest workers on the food chain, likes to have
someone they can piss down on. Only on extremely rare occasions do they leave us our portion of the tip (10-15%) for cleaning up their tables, refilling water, resetting the
tables, etc., and they refer to all of us as "boy." Fuck that shit, I am tired of being disrespected and being treated like a fucking banana peel at the bottom of a trash can. I have
a goddamn name, and I work just as hard as you, so at least show me some common courtesy. Most of the waiters and waitresses are like 30-40 years old, and the busboys are
all 18-25, so I guess they feel like they are superior because of their age or something. I brought this issue up one night with one of the worst offenders after he called me "garcon." It
had been a very long night and I lost my temper, I admit it, but his reaction was fucking astounding:

>"Hey, I have a name, you know. Stop fucking calling me "boy." It's not funny."
>"Yeah, you're right, you have a name. At home. But here, you're nothing. So shut the fuck up or I'll talk to the manager and have you fired in five minutes."

The balls, man, the balls. I'm going to quit soon. I need to get back at this guy. Any ideas?

>>1508676

Remind him/her that they are 30-40 years old and still working a shit job.

>>1508760

I'll do that, and fuck up his car, too. Maybe a few months from now, so suspicion won't fall as squarely on me. Drag a crowbar all along the body. Something like that.

>>1508268
They also have to use their own gas money to get you the pizza you're too lazy to go get yourself. I don't get why people think tipping is the worst fucking thing in the world. I like giving people a nice tip when I think they deserve it.

>>1508876
If you have time and are sneaky enough go up to the machine and delete all his orders, fuck his night up. And tell customers you saw him spitting in their food.

>>1508901
Most of the time they don't deserve it, though. I'm not giving you a tip for doing your damn job. You give me good service and with a fucking smile, then we'll talk.

I hate people who do anything related to the social sciences. Maybe it's because I'm majoring in a real science, but I just hate these people's idea that you can quantify human behavior in a scientific manner. I especially hate the people in Cultural Studies (professors and students). They think they can read a book and analyze the entire culture of the author. Or they look at a one-page magazine advertisement about a vehicle, with no people in it, and conclude that our society is indeed sexist (this really happened in a cultural studies course I took; we spent an hour and a half analyzing a picture of an SUV).

I just hate waiters who think that they have the hardest fucking job.

YOU AREN'T NEEDED.
THERE ARE PLACES WITHOUT WAITERS, THEY ARE CALLED DINERS.
THERE IS NO PLACE WHERE YOU SIT AROUND, AND SOME GUY TALKS TO YOU, AND EXPECTS TO GET PAID.

>>1509421

>Real Science
>Doesn't believe human behavior can be quantified.

7/10

>>1509421
>Wants to get into science
>Hatred of a group of people is predicated on poor induction

8/10

Sorry to hear, OP. My friend's father was an EMT as well as a few of our high school teachers and none of this happened.

Sage for no contribution.

>>1508901

You can write off the cost of gas as work expense.

>>1509421
God damn I hate this "analyze" bullshit. Read this poem and write a 50 page report about what the author is trying to say. Nigga what the fuck is wrong with you? The guy wrote a poem, not a secret message to uncover the secrets of the universe. Shit man, I find doing that shit harder than Calculus and any science class I've done so far.

>>1508268
They have to pay for their own gas. That's what the tip is for dude. It's bullshit that their employers don't cover that but you shouldn't make them responsible for the fact. Plus won't it feel good to do something nice?

Oh holy shit, it's JLH. Of course she doesn't want to do something nice, missed the very simple reason why you give the pizza guy tips, and is generally being a bitch. Nneeevvverrr mmmiiiinnnddd~