>>1500001
>When /b/ wasn't shit?

when exactly was that?

>When candlejack was the sh-

God damn OP, how new are you again?

>>1500030
Never.

Pre 2008

>When 4chan had a Facebook feature?
If you don't remember this get the fuck off my site. That wasn't even that long ago.

Earliest I remember is /b/ doing 50 hitler post raids. 2006-ish.

>>1500041
When was it exactly?
~2009-2010?

I remember the muddy dicks meme.

Back when we only hated YTMND.

>>1500047
Maybe a year ago? I don't know, I don't keep a chronological calendar of 4chan events.

I remember when the first habbo raids started happening

I remember when no one ever used greentext, and certainly never how we use it now. Stories were typed out as.. well.. stories. Not as bullet points of the major events.

I came during the Scientology raids, so any of those events.

Earliest memory of 4chan?
I think Habbo raids, but I might have some repressed shit from before then.
My last memory of good /b/ was probably Dusty the cat, but things went downhill slowly until just after Jessi Slaughter, and then I lost internet for like 4 months, came back to /b/, and it was shit, migrated to /v/, continued to visit the robot one in a while, and now I browse most boards.

This wasn't supposed to turn into a "my 4chan history" post, but it did. Oh well.

>>1500000
When /mlp/ was created

Earliest memory was probably mudkips, bananaphone, and raiding Gaia. I have no idea when any of that was, though I distinctly remember lurking from time to time in late 2006. By the Chocolate Rain days I was fully immersed in the board.

>>1500084
>>1500041 here
Mid to late 2006. Same time I started browsing.

Earliest memory is seeing brushie everywhere. That was about 2 months after discovering /b/
Heck, even /b/ was good then, and that wasnt even that long ago.

>>1500071
Also, having just turned 18 last year, it feels incredibly weird to post legally.
That said, I think I started browsing when I was in about 7th grade, or when I was about 12 or 13.
Damn.

Anyone remember when moot had a livestream up of a fake meetup for /b/tards and didn't show up?

Also USB Cable/Habeeb it memes are the oldest ones I remember.

I'm from around 2006. A MASTER IS OUT is pretty old I think. I remember w.t. snacks, although I'm not sure how long ago it was that he was demodded. I remember when desu was new, that might be as far back as I go.

Damn, me and my friend used to have so much fun with the candlejack meme
The good old d

Do you remember?

blox

>>1500105
>Anyone remember when moot had a livestream up of a fake meetup for /b/tards and didn't show up?
Possibly. When was this?

It was the Summer of '08 or '09. I was fiddling around on the computer, while waiting for the grill to heat up, and my buddy asked me if I had ever heard of the numeral 4-chan.org. I said no and he showed me /b/. When I was not very thrilled with it, he Googled "shitting dick nipples" and I couldn't contain mysef after that. Sadly, I've been obsessed with 4chan ever since. At least I left /b/ since then (thanks to the Boxxy spam that made me want to kill strangers).

>>1500144
Around 06-07 I think, not sure. From what I understand he had a meetup the year before and hated all the /b/ tards that went so he trolled them a year later. After that he had a meetup again and people were chill.

I cum after y u no meme on utube I laugh at u sad kunts

I started coming here in early 2008 but the only event I can really think of is the Jessi Slaughter bullshit.

>>1500154
Oh moot
What memories he must have.

I remember when everyone wrote m00t.

Earliest thing I remember of 4chan is a sprite of Longcat running up the side of the page counting donations. moot was disappoint.

>>1500125
hi peter, how are you doing?

boxy raid internet shitstorm, operation tit storm.

>>1500153
I remember there was a meetup in Boston at some point and all my friends and I planned to go because we lived there and we thought it was so cool that moot was coming to our home city.

>>1500038
>that feel when you're here since '08
for me /b/ will always be shit

JAPAN TIME.
When was that?

I was quite the weeaboo in middle school, I'm not exactly sure how I heard about the site but I remember coming here for the Japanese boards and thinking it was the "baddest thing ever". I have a vague memory of cheeseburgers and cripples. Anyways, I never came back for a long time.

I have been browsing for only about 3 years or so, but a year of that was spent exclusively on /b/ and was, thus, wasted. In fact I don't even remember that much at all from that time because it was just the same goddamn thing every single day. What does stick out in my memory is some time ago when I stopped browsing for about a month, then I came back and suddenly "that feel" was fucking everywhere. And I remember the pre-captcha days and before people greentexted, kind of. Nothing to brag about (not that having spent a prolonged period of time on this site is any kind of accolade).

I remember the candlejack bullshit and how you could still form complete sentences.

Hey does anyone remember when the original wordfilters on /b/ were removed?

"cumdumpster" and "PENIS" and those

I guess the start of Habbo Hotel raids. They seemed so cool at the time...

I came in during the Gaia raids back around 07, 08

Read about 4chan in some now-defunct animu magazine circa 2003

Never really liked it until 2005

Only liked /n/ - News. ISM, PROUD CONSERVATIVE always made my day.

>>1500381
>mentioning those but not duckroll

I've been coming here since 2008, but the first 'event' that I remembered was when all the stormfags came around after /new/ came back (and then when /int/ replaced it).

Known event? Then I guess the 2007 "re/b/oot" where moot changed the style every day for a few days in a row.

My earliest memory of 4chan at all was a huge jailbait thread which happened sometime mid-2006. I remember posting a thread later on with a screencap of the 404 page (which was just a generic error page at the time) going "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", and trying to revive it with the same OP the next day, hoping someone would remember it.

I've been around since late 2005-06 when the Habbo Hotel raids started. Hands down the best shit was Uncle Anon in 2008.

>>1500416
>that feel when you first got duckrolled and you were like "what the fuck happened? did he link to the wrong thread or something? what is this thing anyway?"

Earliest exposure: /d/ while looking for futa
Transition to /b/: 2007, recommended by older peer
Oldest meme I remember: double-track drifting
Favorite old meme: Frosted Butts
My first cancer experience: counting and #fortune
My first break: after THE BEST THE BEST
First ban: replying to CP thread
Total bans: 4
Other boards used: r9k, x, soc, gif, f, mu, int

I still remember WHEN I WAS

The fucking song is on the radio like every hour.

>>1500526
tHee SaViiOr oF tHee BrOkEn,

>>1500639
tHee bEAttEn

>>1500646
aAnD tHee DaMnEd xox

My earliest recollection was the Tower Cat get on /b/.

Attached is a screen of the OP of my favourite thread ever. I have it saved somewhere.

Ok, protip.
If this image makes no sense, or you just want to spout the standard response without understanding where it came from.

you're a newfag.

If you were around when this happened.
you're still a newbie compared to most oldfags, but you've probably learned (dear god i hope) not to do the behaviors that make a you a "newfag".

Remember kids, lurk before you post(preferably not in /b/) so you learn the nuances of humour. Then your first post may not be newfag, but merely new. :)

/getoffmylawn

First time that I knew about 4chan is when it went down for the fourth time. Even had a catchy little song and a dancing .gif I believe, along with text stating as such.

>>1500680
goddammit it's that fucking cat.

>>1500680
If you consider yourself to know about 4chan behavior you really should know that smilies are not looked upon here.

>>1500680
that fucking cat, i dont believe it

Hearing the echo of "/b/-Day" from /s/.

>>1500693

See, this is an example of what I was talking about when i mentioned "If you want to spout off the standard response". No. you're still a newfag, and you probably had to go lookup the proper response, which you then still got wrong.

lurk moar. <--- I know you kids don't hear this often anymore (I think the last regular sighting was in 2009). It's words of wisdom, not just a catchphrase.

Also don't pretend to be older than you are. That's newfaggotry. Nothing wrong with being late to the party, so long as you don't try to pretend you were there the whole time.

For another perfect example of this shit, here's a meme that was royally screwed up by newfags who didn't lurk enough completely misunderstanding it's intent and usage. (Disclaimer: Not original image, not at home computer with really old shit, so may not be correct unaltered macro. The original mind games had nothing in it. that was the fucking POINT.)

>>1500708

Nope, still wrong. Not even a hint of righteous anger or even a glimmer of rememberence of why that "fucking cat" (<-- not the meme btw) is hated. Bonus points to the oldfags who remember the tripfag who made that cat hated. May he burn in hell.

>>1500763
>no HABEEB IT
you have missed the point of my post, friend.

Also, you're just coming off like a newfag who's discovered ED for the first time. Stop that.

Wait, Habbo was 2006? Holy shit I feel old, I remember when "emo" filtered to "Bosnian." Do emos still exist? I never hear about them anymore.

>>1500069
Lolwut, that was like, that last wave of newfags that finally beat the life out of 4chan.

Man, no wonder I stopped coming here.

>>1500748
see I've been here since 2005 and I neither know nor care about shit like this. why does everyone take 4chan so seriously?

I'm not that old, but I think the earliest thing I remember is when Soulja Boy's myspace got hacked. Shit was hilarious.

>>1500770

Nah, I just really REALLY hate that fucking cat. As did those who were around for it. Ever wonder why it died(and technically should never have been born)? because it was actually hated. not this faux-hate that some have for ponies. So when people pretend to understand the suffering that cat caused, it angers me just a tad.

Also, habeeb it? Seriously? What are you, five? at least employ some of the higher level memes that don't make you sound like a belligerent monkey. Yes, b was never not shit, but it still had a few people who could use a witty retort rather than the crappy pasta that is prevalent now.

Also have you read ED? Ever since it was made it has been filled with enough errors to make anyone who relies on it seem like a moron. one of the few good works of trolling that has been done by the oldfags(emphasis on fags here, just because they've been around doesn't make them any less retarded than the rest of b. They just enjoy it for what it is rather than deny it). It's like a giant "hit me" beacon whenever someone tries to use it in lieu of actual memories

I remember when /v/ changed spoiler tags, how long ago was that?

>>1500820
I think it's less taking 4-chan seriously and more "why are kids so dumb these days, they can't even get a joke that is subtle instead of blatantly beating them in the face with a twelve inch boner"

That being said, trolololo

>>1500748
I can't see it, I CAN'T SEE IT WHAT IS IT?

I've been here since the summer of '96

>>1500891
>96
get out you filthy underage b&

>people don't remember JAPAN TIME

>people don't remember Lanced Jack

That shit isn't even old.

>>1500915
>Lanced Jack
nigga

Just wondering, how many of you guys, if any, wondered over here from Somethingawful back in the day?

january, 2006. ytmnd & 4chan vs ebaumsworld. first time on 4chan was learning how to ddos

I posted a shitty ms pain drawing of moot, thock, and zabadab all gun-fighting in /b/ back in june 2004. Too bad none of you newfags know who those people are.

that awkward moment where newfags say: "Remember facebook feature..."

Bitch please I here before facebook was around. >.>

Girugamesh.

Girugameshbloxxxx

>that feel when been here since spring 2007 for at least 6 hours a day everyday and can't explicitly remember anything

I was part of the pools closed raids

>Yo mommas so old she got the first dubs

i remember when there was cp on /b/ all the time and when we used to DOX sites all the time and raiding wikipedia were one of my favorite

I honestly can't remember when i started browsing, though i know it was before the whole mudkip thing went ballistic because of chanology. Went on /x/ and /b/ mostly because of mid-teenage mindset.

>that feel when Lex Luthor took forty cakes
>that's four tens
>and that's evil

and other assorted memes. Also, apples bear

I remember when no one knew what "meme" meant, and I didn't know how it was pronounced because I never had to say it aloud.

And I remember when r9k was created (not so far back...) and adv and ck....

And the chocolate rain day.

It's hard to place which of these events came first.

Maybe when that fucking cat was still used?

My fondest memory here was probably during that "Puddi" thing. When /b/ was invading the other boards and everyone came to /a/ as some sort of shelter. It wasn't long ago. But, I thought it was a fun day.
As long as you didn't frequent /x/, that is.

>>1500108
that's my first. I got here a few months before desu ended.

I remember when /d/ had enough dickgirl material that fit easily onto one thread.

>>1501010
>that awkward moment
>Bitch please

6/10, raged a little.

I came here around the time of the Fox News reports and bomb threats which was circa 2007 I think. I only occasionally lurked /b/. I started coming to 4chan every day when I moved to /mu/ in 2008.

I got here September 2007.

Don't remember much.

I went on /b/ some time in 2006. The first thing I saw was a manga about some girl who fell asleep on a beach and a turtle laid an egg in her anus. The egg developed into a turtle that used her body as its shell and stuck its head out her ass.I was hooked for life.

I came at the start of Habbo raids.

I really do think that the influx of morons from the scientology shit is what finally ruined this site.

>>1500915
>>1500917
I remember that faggot.
I also remember another shithead that posted before lanced. Some tripnigger called /v/police or something around that.

I remember duckrolls and when habbo was the place to be. I remember various weird songs mooty played on b at various times. The oldest one was the cake song from portal. I remember when nobody green-texted. I remember crackychan and when zoe kimball was the hottest bitch to stalk.

Not sure of the year I found this place but I think it was around 2007/8.

Started to surf /b/ in 2007 summer, I only remember that EFG was fucking everywhere.

>>1500680

IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME

I remember when /b/ was spammed with this. I don't really know what my earliest memory was, but I left when it got spammed with that boxxy shit.

>>1502098
>dyPaftw pastel

>Facebook feature
I've been here for years and have never seen any such thing.

haha yea
the facebook feature
when moot put it on i didn't even noticed it. posted some serious shit on my facebook and all my friends thought i was a weird pervert for a while
lucky i never add my parents

>>1502188
It's just-

no fuck of newfag

>>1502214
shit nigger cunt

>off

/z/

Invisiblebeesblox

>>1502214
No, you, fucktard.

>When 4chan had a Facebook feature?

That was like a year ago

i came in 08/09.. right after boxxy
there were threads of boxxy and for christmas moot put a song of him singing on /b/
HO HO HO IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME
HO HO HO IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME
SANTA'S ON HIS WAAAAY
remember?

>>1500239

If you don't remember you obviously weren't here

>mfw nobody remembers "k"

k
k
k

also, cocks

BLOCKITY BLOCK BLOCK

>>1500168
Yes! DONATE TO 4CHAN
Those were good days. My earliest memories are from 2005 when much of the content came from 2chan. Also, nobody could get over Cockmongler and Happy Negro.

PRETTY KUMA!

Daily Grand Ole Party, Tegan and Sara, and Tom Waits threads on /mu/. When NMH was brought up, there were more discussions than "DURR POTATO, HURR DRUM". Classical music bros were everywhere.