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    293 KB Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)12:38:31 No.1395650  
    SO /r9k/ COULD YOU BECOME A SECRET AGENT

    I can't believe the MI6 website has a flash game on their website.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)12:40:53 No.1395665
    I copy and pasted the link and now it's not here...

    WELP, LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE GOING JAIL GUYS
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)12:44:13 No.1395680
    I wonder what it would like to work IT at an intelligence agency, would it be challenging and exciting? or would i be servicing the same kind of idiots who only know the browser as "the button for the internet"
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)12:48:23 No.1395706
    I got a 5.

    Guess I'm going to be shot in a basement somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)12:49:23 No.1395715
    >>1395680
    "The BUTTON for the INTERNET?"
    "Oh shut up, I'm not some... geeky geek"
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)12:49:31 No.1395716
    >>1395680

    I think that being an Operational Officer would be interesting and the pay is alright.

    I think I'd feel a bit repulsed by the security vetting they do though.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)12:50:08 No.1395723
    fuck, I fucked up the british coal associates question where you have to quickly realize the initials on the folders.

    7/8

    Maybe I could become James Bond's assistant.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)12:53:17 No.1395749
    >>1395680

    IT may be multi-tiered i.e. you would definitely need security experts, but there may just be techs on hand to help out with system maintenance and client support.

    IT is an overcrowded field, but there is still alot of money to be made in specialist areas which people don't bother going into like high-level security and DBA's.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)12:55:43 No.1395766
    I think it looks pretty interesting, If I get a good level in my degree, I'll apply.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)12:56:08 No.1395773
    >>1395749
    I've been considering getting into databases lately , I mean my old man made 120 dollars an hour for a project once for that sort of thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)13:04:30 No.1395839
    >>1395680
    A lot of the "intelligence agency" IT stuff involves receiving an image of a drive and going over it with some forensics tools before writing up a very long report, to be honest with you.
    Finding encrypted hard-drives is such a rarity that in many places, exhaustive key searches are performed by "intelligence agencies". Occasionally, you'll find some guy has put together a home-grown 'crypto-scheme', which is usually just based on ROT13/Caeser Cipher, and then there's some going-over of that.
    There's also requests for technical support on various matters from "field agents", but that's usually a different department to the forensics guys.
    There are also the guys who have to help Dave on Floor 4 plug in his computer, though, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)13:06:35 No.1395862
    7/8. Tripped up on the brother question.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)13:10:22 No.1395888
    >>1395749
    >DBAs
    Fuck yeah, I already know SQL and PL/SQL
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)13:10:43 No.1395892
    8/8, not even joking.

    Hardest question for me was the 'What company do you work for?' with the initials.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)13:13:24 No.1395915
    >>1395892
    >not even joking.

    Why would we think you're joking?

    Wow 8/8 on some shitty multiple choice test.

    >5/8 fag reporting in :c
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)13:17:26 No.1395953
    >>1395888
    >SQL and PL/SQL

    What benefits did this knowledge give you?

    I'm learning Oracle SQL at the moment and have moments of doubt about the usefulness of the subject.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)13:19:08 No.1395969
    >>1395915
    Try to conceal your buttpain in the future, you filthy 5 scrub. It's evident to an 8 like myself from a mile away.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)13:22:07 No.1395997
    God tier
    8/8

    You're pretty good tier
    7/8

    Ohwaityou'reserious tier
    anything else
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)13:32:44 No.1396081
    8/8 at the text version I found. (I didn't bother to find the Flash one after that, I assumed they're the same).

    The problem is, I twice (or three times?) made a mistake in copying my answer down (I mistook a letter for another). So technically, I would score 6 or 5/10. Eh.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)14:02:47 No.1396296
    >>1395953
    How far into learning SQL are you? SQL basically lets you create tables of data which you can then modify, update, and connect with other tables. It also includes tools for managing user privileges and stuff, which is necessary for a DBA. PL/SQL introduces stuff like loops, logic statements, procedures, packages (which are like classes), and more. Also it's a proprietary Oracle language, so it's good that you're learning Oracle SQL.
    If possible, I'd definitely recommend taking a certification test, because it will mean a lot to employers. I should warn you though, the SQL certification is HARD and I haven't even taken the PL/SQL one yet. Good luck anon.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)14:22:04 No.1396454
    >>1396296
    I went through all of Head First SQL book (MySQL), and now going through Oracle 11g complete reference book.

    After finishing the basics part of the book and fishing additional information from other, more specialized books, I'll do an exam. Specifically, I'm planning to take the Certified SQL Expert one.

    Big thanks for the encouragement.


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