Welp...

>Be in first year of Secondary School
>New girl arrives half way through the year
>Stands in assembly hall on first day looking incredibly sad
>Starts crying halfway through, really fucking noisily, but no-one does anything, assembly keeps going
>Started randomly running from classes, screaming
>Started smashing her head into walls and lockers
>Needed a tard-wrangler to follow her around from then on
>Always crying in the corridors, always trying to run from classes

And the school didn't do a goddamn thing about her, she went through the full five years, with the nickname Psycho Girl (we weren't a creative bunch)

Got another one.

>Be at school
>Weird super fat kid hates me for no reason
>He couldn't stay in the sun for too long like a rotund vampire
>Be chilling on the playground
>Hear the battlecry of count porkula
>ohgodwhat.jpg
>He slams into me, scratches my neck for some reason
>Kick him into a fence
>Teachers take him away, put him in his xxl coffin

Have another.

>Have best friend named Jack
>Is pretty cool guy
>His mother is an alcholic
>She gives his 9 year old sister cider
>Social Services take her away
>She gets into drugs, Jack does too
>Their house slowly turns into a crack house
>Police raid the place, find loads of drugs
>Naked 7 year old girl tied to bed, used condoms around her
>She gets shipped off somewhere
>Jack never really recovers, still does drugs
>Tried to help him, didn't work

Shit, I don't like it, but there ain't a damn thing I can do.

look no further than the crush thread on /soc/
then you'll see what a trainwreck I am

Remembering loads of shit here..

>Be playing on estate
>Three annoying kids, all jews, keep attacking kids for no reason
>They attack us
>We get a group of kids together, and fight back
>Smallest jew jumps on my bro, tries biting him
>The little jew gets smacked around the face with a big stick
>Small battles occuring on a daily basis
>Their parents keep accusing us of attacking them first
>Eventually they just disappear
>We declare victory

Fuck them, I hope they choke.

>>1358821
link, i am no simmering through that shitty board of trap/chubby threads for that thread.

>>1358647
>count porkula
>ohgodmysides.jpg

>kid named edward
>totally ghetto mexican kid
>"yo anon give me five dollars and ill eat this key"
>ok
>he eats the key

lol what the fuck

>>1358821

God, stop fucking tripping

I hate you so much. I really do. I pray to god you aren't getting action from camwhores on 4chan, I have never seen anybody so intent on whining and not improving themselves.

>be in 7th grade
>bomb threat at school
>evacuate
>police and bomb squad come
>after 4 hours away, go back to school
>be in library
>see commotion outside
>look out window
>goth chick running from cops
>gets tackled
>goth chick called in bomb threat

>>1358909
>Tripping.

He's a namefag, assclown.

OP delivered

> tfw you have a bad memory and all the cool stuff you've been through is hard to remember

>>1358881
>>>/soc/9918564

>>1358909
actually I have
but not currently :(

>>1358932
>>1358922
Why are you such a faggot if you enjoy metal?

>>1358956
because the reason I like metal is due to feeling powerless
metal makes me feel slightly less powerless

>>1358956
Only faggots enjoy metal. You now have conclusive proof.

>>1358932
>>1358922
nigger shut the fuck up and contribute to the thread. I'm not contributing because I have no stories, but I'm also not self promoting like a cheap prostitute. Polite sage because no contribution

>>1358971
But... I like Metal.

And I'm not a huge faggot about it. And I enjoy all kinds of other music.

Not all of us are bad, my friend.

>>1358985

just greentext some stuff about yourself, namefag.
it might actually be on-topic.

but fuckin' spare us with this attitude. we've all been there yet didn't make such a big deal about it.

Little bit of background for this next one; I wasn't very fond of school as a kid. I put my parents through a lot of shit, and didn't have a very high attendance rate. When I was about 7-8, the School board threw me in a retard school, for the simple fact that they didn't know what to do.

>Be at tard school
>Shit happens almost daily
>Psycho kid tells me he'll gut me with a retractor
>Fat kid eats everyones lunches, vomits in the lego box
>Weird black kid freaks out if anyone touches the computers
>Nerdy fat kid talks constantly about nothing but Command & Conquer
>His dad was a goddamn biker
>Nearly drowned in their indoor swimming pool

Got a lot more shit to tell.

>>1358997
I'm not the namefag, you're mistaking me for it.

I was simply saying we're not all faggots.

Anyway, have a story.

>Be in middle school
>There's this loner kid that's always alone, only because he chose to be alone.
>Complained about being lonely.
>Snapped
>Tried slitting his wrists with a thorn from a rose bush
>Brought a knife to school
>Tried stabbing someone
>Pissed in the main office

Every neighborhood has an asshole kid, and Aaron is the one in ours.

>Throws bricks through windows for no reason
>Sets grass on fire, causes big fire one year
>Started drinking at 11, drugs at 13
>Sets garbage bins on fire, pushs them up to doors
>Killed several cats
>Shook a tree, knocked a nest down, killed the baby birds with a brick
>Stabbed a 8 year old kid
>Was caught trying to rape a 9 year old girl
>Is a known burgler

The cunt poured hot water on my brother once. I cornered him alone, and kicked the shit out of him.

>>1359135

Op you are incredibly alpha and muscular, please sex me.

> be in grad school
> notice this geeky chubby girl around campus wearing bunny ears hat
> I like all sorts of women, but she was literally a 0/10 because of the way she rolled
> see her all over campus all the time and she's always wearing the bunny ears hat
> then find out she was a senior in my department
> and just started grad school in the same department
> still rocked the bunny ears hat

> tfw wtf
> tfw she's doing it wrong

Remembered another friend..

>Knew a kid named Jasen in school
>Seemed a bit odd
>Brought matches and lighters into school
>Set fire to things, lots of things
>Gets expelled after nearly burning the school down
>Never see him again
>Be 2011
>Series of mysterious fires happen in my town
>Cars set on fire, old Laundromat burns down
>Farmer's hay barn firebombed
>Police catch the culprit
>It's fucking Jasen

For a short while, we had a special needs group at one of my schools. They got shutdown after one too many fuck ups.

>Big fat tard escapes, drags girl into toilets
>Somehow barricades door, tries raping girl
>They managed to save her before the retard gave her a dicking
>Black tard wanders into normal classroom, smashes it up
>Causes thousands of pounds of damage
>Girl tard smears shit all over blackboard.
>Teacher doesn't notice, tries wiping board with sleeve, becomes brown wizard

>>1359283

I don't know why but I find fire hilarious - but only when other people are starting them.

>In high school, English class
>Dude sitting at the back looking sneaky
>One minute there's nothing, next minute the curtains are on fire
>He just did it for no reason

Also

>Also in high school, at lunch break
>Outside
>See some guy across the yard standing with his friends
>They're spraying deodorant on each other
>They begin walking away
>This guy casually lights his sweater on fire
>Just strolls away in a leisurely manner, burning

I couldn't contain my laughter, both times. Nearly 7 years later and I still laugh when I remember.

>>1359465
>This guy casually lights his sweater on fire
>Just strolls away in a leisurely manner, burning

Just picturing this made me laugh.

>>1359135
Fuck yeah, brotherhood. I would have done the same thing if the faggot had done that to my brother.

>>1359465

I'm picturing him just casually setting the curtain on fire, and I can't stop laughing!

Also, when my uncle was younger, he doused a Knight Rider car in nail varnish, set it on fire, and pushed it across a carpeted floor. He set the carpet and a curtain on fire. His excuse? He was trying to recreate Back to the Future.

>boyish girl from middle school adds me on facebook
>apparently she dropped out of school right before high school
>as i look at her page, i notice that she posts with a frequency of about 2 posts per hour with no replies
>all of the posts are about boredom, depression, drinking, and loneliness
>feel bad and think she is a fucking wreck

My brother's ex-friend is fucked up now.

>Brother has friend named Kyle
>Kyle has twin sister named Rosie
>Also older sister
>Older sister catches them naked in bed together
>Kyle tells my bro he fucked her in the ass
>Bro is no longer friends with him
>He's a Call of Duty fag now, does drugs all day
>Sets bins on fire too

What is it with bin fires?

>freshman year [grade 9]
>there's this fat ginger kid named Jared
>always going on about how much weed he smoked
>how many beers he drank
>how many drugs hes taken
>would get hyper aggressive all the time for no reason
>one time at a party his girlfriend sucked my dick
>she was a mexican hambeast but a mouth is a mouth is a mouth
>I never liked the faggot but this wasnt some revenge act
>I just needed my dick sucked
>rumor starts to spread because she told one of her stupid friends
>one day Jared pulls me aside and says
>"Anon dont fuck with me here, did [hambeast] suck your dick at that party?"
>oh no
>the rage is about to out pour
>I decide to take my first beating like a man and say "Yeah man she did."
>Jared says and I shit you not
>"Oh alright I was just wondering man, I dont want this to like come between our friendship or anything, I appreciate your honesty"
>WAT
>WAT OF THE CENTURY

mfw I'm not sure who the train wreck is in this story

>I think its me

>>1360070
Man, Jared is such a good guy.

He'd let you fuck his dog and pay you for it.

>>1360090
The funny thing is, Jared was the biggest asshole of all time. He once threw a bong at a dude.

>a bong
>a dude
>connection

It was some heavy shit. No but I dont know I think hes into cuckolding or something. Weird kid.

>Subsequently chases dad's friend around graveyard while telling him he loves him

>Teachers take him away, put him in his xxl coffin

Oh lawdy, mah sides be movin' on de own.

My cousin is annoying, but I'm not surprised he turned out like that. His dad is just as bad.

>Cousin's dad is called Darren
>Is a constant liar, 24-7
>Has been many things over the years
>Is trying to be a movie director at the moment
>All his ideas are complete ripoffs, or fucking stupid
>His concept trailers are bad, really bad.

He's supposedly been a Doctor, Drummer, Musician, Artist, Singer, Songwriter, Composer, Soldier and Mortician. He hasn't actually been anything other than a lazy bastard.

>Bunch of friends
>On of them comes from a Jewish family.
>He don't like being associated with Jews, there's nothing Jewish about him.
>On his 30th birthdays his friends decides to throw a rock through his window with a note attached
>It says: "Happy birthday filthy Jew"
>He mad

He takes revenge
>another on from the bunch of friends is turning 30
>the "Jew" and 4 of the friends goes out and find a rock so heavy they have to be 5 men to lift it
>They go to the Birthday guy's workplace doing the night and place the rock on his office desk.
>he mad

Those guys are crazy as fuck but fun as hell

Another one.

>Knew another kid named Stevens
>Always eating sweets
>Drooled like a fucker, looked sticky as hell
>Looked like a human slug
>Always harassing kids for sweets
>Stole other kids food
>Be 2011
>He and a few other assholes harass some guy
>They attack him when he comes outside
>They put him in the hospital
>All get arrested

God knows what happened between then and now, fucker used to be a harmless albeit thieving and sticky, kid.

Oh shit, just remembered a good one!

>Be in neighbouring town
>See hobo walking along street
>It's halloween, so all shops have halloween crap outside
>Hobo grabs plastic devil pitchfork from outside shop
>Shop owner notices, chases him
>Hobo stops and faces him
>Hobo spins the pitchfork like a staff, and jabs him in the face
>Shopowner tries to get fork back, while hobo is jabbing him with it repeatedly
>Ninja Hobo

I have a tard story, so somewhat related to thread.

>In 5th grade
>classroom is next door to tard class
For the record, they don't bug us often.
Except there was this one gay black guy, but he was cool.
Don't know why he was put in tard class, only thing wrong with him was that he was in foster care.
>usual school day
>learning histories
>hears some kind of tard battle cry
>suddenly tard has escaped from next door
>runs into our class with his wrangler chasing him
My teacher had these bowling pins on a shelf for some reason
>teacher and class is like wtf
>teacher chases him too
>tard grabs bowling pin
>hits my teacher with it
>teacher and wrangler grab him
>teacher sends wrangler and tard on their way
No one was sure if it was ok to laugh so we just sat there in silence.

Oh brother my brother...

>We didn't have the best life growing up
>He was always a suck up, would cry over trivial shit
>At 5 he was sent to counselling after threatening a babysitter with a knife, he cried he didn't want to go, got out of it
>He would pick up the family cat and throw it, until eventually it landed funny and broke its back. No remorse, no punishment
>Through most of his childhood he'd chase me with knives, still marks on my old bedroom door where he tried to carve his way in
>At 12 he lost the little hygiene he had
>He's 15 now, approaching size of moon, doesn't shower, brush teeth, or change clothes, wears a fedora because he thinks it's cool, plays vidya all day. He'd be pasty white, but the dirt from lack of showering obscures his skin. Strong odour, cannot come within 5 feet of him without gagging.

>Mfw I got kicked out for being a "problem child", now working on undergrad on full scholarships.

>be in age 9 or 10
>friends with a fat kid who was my partner in crime
>used to sling mud at houses' open windows, light fires in bins, all those things
>would go to his house every day after school
>it always smelled weird and there was a room we were never allowed to enter
>one night here on the news, explosion from that street
>transpired a meth lab in his house went wrong
>he disappeared
>encounter him again as adult
>now he is professional burglar, epitome of snow nigger, fat no more
>he pulled out one of his teeth in front of me and it was all black
>piece of his ear is missing and he pulled up his jeans to show me rotten leg, he couldn't walk properly and seemed proud

I just felt so sorry for him. But he seemed very happy.

>>1360070
he was afraid to fight you

>Be 5th grader
>Had an annoying as shit "friend"
>Hyperactive and the like
>Constantly antagonizing me
>Looked like his mother drank during his pregnancy
>One day I get fed up
>Throw his jacket into a deep puddle. (Wait for it, theres more to this)
>Get called into the office
>He told the principal that I had thrown his "jacket" into a puddle

>MFW he was WEARING the jacket when I threw him

Part 2
>8th grade
>He went to the same middle school as me
>Just as annoying but moved more towards bullying
>Get fed up with it one day
>While hes standing there insulting me I make my move
>Turn around and grab him by the throat, lifting him up off the ground momentarily
>Throw him down hard
>Tell him to leave me the fuck alone or I seriously hurt him next time
>Fast forward to two months ago
>Find out he has some mental thing where he can't help but be an ass
>Sounds fishy to me, but still feel bad

>Have female best friend who has a live in boyfriend
>Boyfriend has this SUPER effeminate fag younger brother
>Token attention whoring womanboy
>The boyfriends mother and stepdad recently tried to have a baby
>The younger brother was throwing a bitch fit about how they wouldn't give him any attention when the baby is delivered
>The mother is a high risk pregnancy, too much stress would cause her to miscarry
>3ish months later
>The mom has a miscarriage
>MFW he caused it because he was being an annoying shit and always bugging his mom when she wouldn't/couldn't give him any attention
>1 month after the miscarriage
>Mother and stepdad announce that they're going to try again
>The fucker says 2 things
>1. The babies gonna be mega retarded
>2. OMG YOU'LL JUST IGNORE ME!!!
>...

I fuckin' hate the little queer bastard and I haven't even met the asshole. Would probably beat the shit out of him if I did

I imagine my friends post about me in these sorts of threads... I'm not some emotionally unstable piece of shit, I just have interesting escapades involving drugs and am a creepy pervy motherfucker.

>>1360070

That was not the ending I expected.

Seriously, what the fuck.

>One of my good friends has a crush on this girl at my former high school
>He doesn't have the balls to do anything about it
>This is his Sophomore year
>Shes smart, attractive, 4.0 GPA and what not
>Flash Forward to his Senior year
>She now has a 1.0 GPA BARELY, complete slut, doing cocaine and everything
>She has now become my source of friendly teasing with my friend
>"Dodged that bullet didn't ya" nudge nudge

Its saddening to me to know that such a smart and beautiful girl could change that much in one year.
Oh well, crack houses and junkie boyfriends for her

Mmhm.

>Some stupid bitch
>I'll repeat, some stupid bitch who got pregnant at 17
>Got bumped up by this guy she 'fell in love with' on the first day of meeting him outside of the internet
>dyed shitty hair which is masculine short, hook nose, piercings
>Always changes her name to something retarded like 'Darkness Raven Blackbird Mcnight'
>Always has a new boyfriend and gets fucked in horrific ways
>the kid is being looked after by his gran whilst she gets fucked in the bedroom by two guys, one her ex and the other her current boyfriend, whilst the baby monitor plays everything into a living room FULL of people at a party
>is always confused HOW AND WHY she doesn't pick the right guys

I'll tell you why sweetie.
You. are. retarded.

Pick a guy who DOESN'T like anime and dyes his hair pink for once.

>back in highschool years ago
>A friend of a friend, a grade above me, in the IB program like me, rides same bus so we're acquainted enough
>really smart, has real potential, can tell just by talking to the guy
>he starts out doing weed, then it became lots of weed
>couple years later he used to tell me that he had to think for a minute to fully phrase sentences the way he wanted to because his mind was so foggy
>wasn't as good to talk to him anymore
>he graduates, I'm there for another year, don't really hear anything about him
>fast forward 5-7 years, 2010ish maybe, (forget exactly when I had this job), worked with a friend who was in his highschool year
>she tells me she found out that he's on the streets now after being kicked out a long time ago for repeatedly selling his mother's shit to buy meth and coke
>I wonder if he's dead. Conversely, I wonder if he made it out. That kid was smart.

test

bloxwerwersfs

OP, post a pic of this guy. I want to know what these kinds of people look like.

>cute redhead girl
>goes through high school not having a bf, not going to parties, etc
>goes away to college across the country
>starts drinking heavily
>gets raped at a party
>turns into a total slut, spreads her legs for any guy that shows her attention
>eventually drops out of college and returns home
>meets me
>get her to stop cutting, make her quit the anorexia bullshit
>we fall in love, she tells me im the best thing thats ever happened to her
>she cheats on me then breaks up with me
>now shes back to doing the same old shit

It's a shame she turned out this way

>>1361999

I've read stories about this girl before on here. She sounds like a serious basketcase.

(1/3)Alright, when I was seventeen and still in highschool, I knew this group of lolis. They have pretty fucked up lives, but I don't know if they're as bad as the ones on here. There were three of them, I met the two through dating the first when she was 13. I'll talk about her first.

>molested by her cousin at a young age (can't remember what)
>it never got reported because her parents were lazy
>She was an abusive cunt, always molesting the oldest loli (14) and beating the shit out of her
>sucks a 14 year old's dick
>starts sucking dick all over the place
>has sex with older men
>recently, she's fifteen and has been doing tons of pot, abandoned oldest loli.

(2/3)
>Eldest loli. She is the only one out of the group that is still my friend to this day.
>born to a single mother who did a lot of pot.
>mom got with this dude who moved them from their apartment into a trailer, he had two kids
>the two kids had a batshit insane mother who always called cps on the loli's parents, would never give the dad visitation.
>loli had been trying to commit suicide from an early age because of attachment to her sisters.
>dad was sorta abusive. Threw out the pets they had, beat them if just one of them pissed the bed, would lock them outside and make them play for hours on end.
>loli gets raped by one of the dad's friends. (he had nothing to do with it, he beat the fuck out of the guy though)
>molested by girls at same trailer park
>molested by youngest loli
>as loli is growing up, she has an intense fear (which turns to intense hatred in her preteen years. She's getting better, working hard not to be sexist and accepting) of men
>addiction to masturbation, she can't do it without crying. She can't watch porn without crying, she can't even think of sex with a man without crying.
>her form of motivation is hating herself to do better. she bottles up her feelings, then breaks down into treats seemingly at random. But she hardcore refuses to cry in front of anyone, tries to seem badass and strong.

she got into girls, and has a really happy relationship with her girlfriend. she's a total bro, really nice to her friends in family, so they walk all over her in return, but she's billy badass around everybody else.

(3/3) and now, the most fucked up. The middle child of the lolis.
>born to crackwhore parents who have seven children. They cracked a bottle over her face, she was forced to live with her grandma, all the children were taken away as well
>she has anger issues. Starts doing pot, abandons eldest loli pretty much, who is like a sister to her.
>grandma is dying
>she wants to go live with abusive adoptive parents, eldest loli is begging her to stay
>she stays. grandma dies,
>pot pot pot pot pot, dating older guys.
>her grandpa is falling for her aunt
>goes over to her mom's house, she lets her drink and smoke

etc. etc. Eldest loli turned out the best out of all of them.

>>1368170
>>1368302
>>1368368
>>1362318

hate to be THAT GUY, but you don't "do" weed
you don't "do" cigarettes
yo don't "do" alchohol

this shit drive me crazy

>>1367492
If you mean the gay cousin, here's a choice picture for you.

The fucker puts up a couple of new pictures everyday, and they're all like this one, or ones with his arms in the photo, showing the little scratches he makes "cutting himself".

>>1368934
OH LORD THE MONSTROSITY

>>1368934
you can't see this, but there's a look of utter WHY on my face.

>>1368934
Post more pics please. I have need to see more filth

>>1371671
Don't worry, there's plenty more where that came from..

Also..

>Framed Michael Jackson Pictures

why.jpg

Observe, the faggot in his natural habitat.

Another picture. This is all he posts, pictures of him acting like an asshole, and fanboyish rants about the Prodigy.

He also has a fair amount of piercings, mostly to emulate that crazy-looking fucker from the Prodigy.
Except, much more gay.

>>1372558
Because MJ is the motherfucking man,you faggot.


RIP.

>>1360070
Jared confirmed for loyal bro.

>>1368630
Chill out atin.

>>1372608
Wasn't implying that he wasn't awesome, MJ is the shit. RIP.

Still, I don't know many people that have pictures of musicians in fake gold picture frames..

>>1368170
>>1368302
>>1368368

you're a 17yo guy dating a 13yo girl, and you think they are train wrecks because they 'do pot' and got molested by awful families?

They sound like they are just victims of abuse trying to survive in a cold world. You sound like the train wreck - mainly just because you can't type a coherent sentence. But also because you are a child molester saying that some children are fucked up because they got molested.

>>1358801

Who tied the girl to the bed?

>>1358905

I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD.

WHY.

Holy fuck OP what kind of fucked up town are you from that you know so many bizarre individuals

>invite friend, M, over for the night
>She starts telling me how her friend B has been putting a lot of pressure on her to smoke weed with her and drink with her. She also says that the friend has been telling her to break up with her boyfriend to the point where its getting very irritating.
>We've been semi-close friends for 3 years...I see no reason to not believe her
>B confronts me about something in a group chat, it was so embarrassing and angering that I exploded at her about all of the things that M told me and told her that she was a terrible friend to her.
>B sounds surprised and tells me none of it is true.
>M calls me up and starts screaming at me that I shouldn't have told her the things that she said and that they were private. I told her I was just standing up for her and she hangs up on me.
>Throughout the night I receive about a dozen threatening texts, I respond but try to keep my responses level headed so she can't claim that I was encouraging the threats.
>Me and B talk on the phone for a few hours, basically unraveling a huge web of lies that M had created
>She had completely lied about the drugs and alcohol, and B described her drinking far too much and getting trashed almost every time.

Need another post to finish.

not messed up as OP's example...

>have an uncle (mother's brother)
>my mom was a successful doctor to say the least (very well liked,educated,organized seminars and ran a department)
>he barely finishes high school
>he borrows her books and tells people he's a doctor
>when my mom confronted him on if he was so smart why didn't he go to med school
>his response was that it is too easy and he's not interested in medicine
>has business cards printed in which he claims he's a doctor
>he goes on forums online,makes a profile in which he claims he's a world renowned doctor in his field (he changes his field according to which documentary on discovery he watched)
>makes a bunch of fake accounts to defend himself from allegations (it was awkward cause all of the comments defending him were posted from the same IP and it showed)
>his forum signature is his home address and phone number

I forgot to mention that he's almost 50 and still lives with his mom. That my friends is a messed up individual

>>1372975
>She also lied about the day she lost her virginity, claiming she lost it the same week as I did. I found this very creepy.
>Go to school the next day. I talk to my counselor and tell her about the texts. She recommends that I tell security but I say that I'll try to reason with M.
>Go to the one class I have with her, art.
>We work on our projects silently...I see that she's made a mistake and hasn't noticed, it could cost her the grade on the assignment. I don't know why but I thought pointing it out would be a gesture of good will.
>She flips out on me. Calls me fake, a whore, etc, in the middle of the classroom. I start crying and she storms out. She transfers out of the class the next day.
>Starts telling everyone I'm a whore. Like..she literally had nothing else bad to say about me, she just kept telling people that I was a whore over and over and people kinda just wtf'd at it.
>Spend all week talking with B and other friends, trying to figure out if there's any way to reason with her. B tries to talk to her and she flat out refuses to be reasonable.
>Decide that I'm going to go to security. Talk to a couple people about it.
>Somehow M hears about it and tries to convince B's best friend to steal my phone and delete the texts. She refused and told me immediately after.
>Go to security right after I hear this because I don't want her to have time to pull other shit
>They only gave her a warning.

I have more stories about this same girl if anyone cares to hear them.

>>1372982
oh and the worst part is that he believes his stories

>>1372835
Don't know. There were tons of shady people going in and out of that house daily, mostly crackheads and drunks.

>>1372942
Thing is, the town isn't too bad, but there is a lot of shitty people living here.

My little sister's school is pretty shit.

>Kid hangs himself with school tie
>Local paper runs tribute, school hijacks it to talk about 50th anniversary
>Sandnigger kid pulls out a knife at table
>Stabs himself and three other kids
>Teachers shift blame if anything happens
>Another kid stabs your kid? Your kid was bullying him

The school is also building houses on the school playing field. It'll be pedo central before long.

>Family friend
>Liviu
>He's always in berserkus mode
>He's severely underweight, he's like 5'5, 100 lbs
>He always wanted to fight
>His parents didn't know how to handle him
>They leave him at my house for summer vacation
>We're playing a dragonball Z game on PS2, forgot which, I'm probably about ~12 and he's ~15
>He gets a boner and starts laughing randomly, tries to show me
>I tell him that's fucking weird
>He gets mad, takes his short off
>I unhook the phone from the jack and hit him over the head with it
>He got sent home
>My parents grounded me
>Worth it

These days him and his family moved to Calgary, I believe he's around 22 now living at home. He's somebodies manager at a KFC somewhere. Last I heard he believes the holocaust never happened and hates jews.

>>1372983
Sure thing, if you'll talk I'll listen, yo

>>1373128

>Last I heard he believes the holocaust never happened and hates jews.

Well at least he's not completely insane.

>>1373178

Oh you. Last I spoke to him he was like I will purge your people, you fucking filthy dirty swine, etc. I'm not even jewish.

>>1361274
wow. that is some funny shit

Matt was always that guy.

>Me and my friends sat together with a big group of people we were in school friends with
>Matt shows up
>Nobody, as in absolutely no one, likes him
>Sits down
>Everyone keeps talking ignoring him
>This other guy went to the canteen to get some food
>Matt had taken his seat while he was gone
>Oh shit nigger what the fuck are you doing
>The guy pushes Matt off and sits down and eats his burger
>Matt freaks the fuck out
>Grabs the burger, tosses it away, knocks over a bin, grabs a lose brick from the ground and tries to hit me FUCKING ME, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THROW IT AT ME YOU DUMB CUNT
>Misses completely
>Runs off crying

Fucking faggot.

>>1373200
>A KFC manager seriously telling his Jewish friend that he will purge his people

Got a chuckle out of me. White people be so crazy.

>>1373217
I'm -not- even jewish. And he knows this, our families are apparently still close, but everyone knows I despise the fucker. He was always aggressive, always liked showing his dick to people. My stepsister beat the shit out of him with a wooden board once. We were all kids, (Like 10, he would be ~13).

>>1361999
>Darkness Raven Blackbird McNight

Mah Booshnigga

>>1361999
motherfucking boosh, man

>>1372983

By all means do...

>Had this guy called bernhard hussy-slack in my school (his actual name).
>supposedly was adopted, but new parents couldn't deal with him so they put him into boarding.
>Was ADHD homosexual
>nipple pinched everyone
>one day in wood-work class he stabed his forhead with a chisel
>eventualy tried to strangle student, but faild because he was a frail fag and got his head smashed in instead.
>never seen again, expelled from school.

>>1358647
>rotund vampire
>count porkula
I have in all honesty been laughing for at least ten minutes. thank you so so much

Man, keep this shit up. It's funny as hell.

bear with me, this might be long... i'll notepad it first... expect a disastrous lololol

>Be in 9th grade
>Kid stands up in front of class in English
>It's that motherfucking black kid that has no friends and tries too hard
>He pulls out a sheet of paper
>"Mrs Blah? If I may?"
>Teacher nods her head
>"I NO U GUIZ DON LYKE ME AN I TRI REEL HERD BT IM GUNNA DEW BATTER NAO AND HOPFULY U'LL LIKE ME NAO..."
>Kid starts crying
>Everyone has that awkward moment...
>I chuckle
>Everyone looks at me
>Look at the wall smiling with my arms crossed until everyone looks away from me.

>>1374520
Alright. This'll be good.

>'that kid' was named Kevin
>No one ever picked on him, had one or two friends
>But when you talked to him you can just see how anxious he was all the time
>Spoke at 70 words per minute
>Done a little awkward laugh at most things
>Did ot know how to handle situations
>Could not into humor
>Could not laugh about himself
>Always tried to do or show some random shit to be cool, but would only do said stupid shit to slightly cooler kids
>You could see how much he was freaking out when girls spoke with him, but he tried to play it cool (which is much worse than how he is normally)

Doesn't sound like much but just talking with this guy would cause your gauges to go haywire.

i was born on Jan 2nd 1992, to two Mancunians who moved to south-west England in 1981 because of ethnic minorities, they already had a daughter, i'll call her rita for this.
my parents fought a lot in front of us, verbally and physically, and in '95 my mum and dad divorced, my mum took me and rita back to Manchester where we lived in a women and childrens home for a while,
she met a guy called Frank, she had a baby with him, i'll call him jack, but by the time he was born me and rita were already back with our dad, Frank used to swing us by our ears but somehow our dad found us and took us to Exeter.
was ok for a while, somehow he took us to Paris and we went to disneyland, but i can't remember much, he took us for walks and everything too, even saved me when i nearly drowned (wish he hadn't)...
even so, he was dark... read this

http://www.thisisexeter.co.uk/Charged-molesting-girls-8212-20-years-ago/story-11796700-detail/story.
html

>>1374816

he abused us, obviously i can't remember much as i was 6 when i was put into care, but i remember waking up one night, walking into his room and sucking him because that's what he taught me, i remember waking up on his lap,
i remember when he made me and my sister watch films such as poltergeist and IT, my sister always asked for mum, so one day my dad got pissed off and left her at the police station, then he had a sad, he went to rough pubs and drank a lot,
then when we got home he'd abuse me, in all 4 ways

there was something i wrote on here the other day, that made me a little distressed, there used to be this shop in Exeter with a black mannequin in that was 'laughing',
to a 5 year old who watched horror films this 'laugh' was a demonic smile, i remember this dream i had, where i walked out of my room and walked down the stairs, only to freeze,
there, opening the door was the mannequin, he ran at me, extremely fast... i awoke, shaking, sounds pathetic but he would've devoured me in that dream...

>>1374820

my dad, for some reason was now on the run from the cops, he had me stay at his friends small messy flat, he was crazy also, his name was Martin and he looked like curly from corrie, when my dad dropped me off they started talking
and before i knew it Martin was shooting coke cans with a REAL rifle, i had to sleep next to his dog, and going to school with long unkempt hair, i was put into care.

my foster carers are nice, when i first arrived my foster mum took me into town and got me new clothes and cut my hair, i changed schools, and in a week i was 'weird', i remember finding the word sock hysterical at 6, we went on holiday to the isle of wight,
but nothing could've changed my past, when i was 7 i asked my foster sister 'do you know what sex is?', no, she replied, it seems i didn't either as all i did was rub my naked body on hers, i killed two of her hamsters also, i sadistically found their squeaks of pain funny,
and i chased my cats under the bed then shout at them, drop the down the stairs...

>>1374832

i'm sickened at myself for that, my sister has a hamster now and i care for it more than she does.

i started stealing when i was 11, and the first things i stole were for pyromania, i actually set fire to an envelope when i was 5, but when i was 11 i stole, a lighter, glycerol, and fuses,
i made a bomb, and this was on holiday.

my first friends at secondary school were nerds, they were really nice, then i found emo friends, they were nice too and i was in the same class as one of these friends, but we were always messing about,
i was moved to the 'idiot class' because i wasn't concentrating, that's when it went down hill again, i met the chavs and did a lot to impress my peers.

>>1374835

when i was 14 my carers made me go to cadets to make me socialize, i didn't like it much and at the start i ran off all the time, i met some friends there...

i started stealing again, and even though i was running away from home since 11 i did it more frequently, petty arguments escalated until my foster dad hit me and they sometimes still do, the longest i went was only two days, but i never stopped at a friends house (apart from that night)
but i always wanted to keep on moving, i went to work experience at 15 and loved it, i loved it so much that the boss got school to let me stay, for the first month i was a twat, i didn't turn up, always trying to run away, but i got arrested for stealing for my mate and a telling off from my boss set me straight,
'or did it?' and that wasn't a cocky 'or did it?' i'm just not sure.

>>1374835

so, i started to behave, but at 17 my foster sister was raped, when she went on holiday with another family, this gave her depression and all that shit, so she started stealing from her own mum, and me to console herself, that started a few arguments also, i don't think they know the theft is related to what happened to her,
she is starting a highly paid job soon so i'm proud for her considering, but i'm a little upset at all the golry she gets whilst i had worse than rape and had a shit time at school and still got an instant job, anyway, when i was 18 i used to get the train to work, there was this annoying dog that barked at me everytime i passed it,
not this time, i crossed the road to avoid it, and as i passed it on the other side it started to cross, only to get hit by a car, i was shocked initially but i have recently seen on google maps that they have a pool, so it gives me some relief knowing they're rich mother fuckers.

i stopped seeing my bad friends after school, and when i was 17 my good friends from cadets drifted away, my life from then on has been... get up, go to work, come home, play PS3, watch tv, go to sleep, repeat, now instead of PS3 and tv, it's 4chan.

i also used to get the dog to lick me, from 15 - 19, i am also a voyeur, i bought a spy cam ages ago that i broke out of guilt, there is a minisclue hole in my sisters door but i sicken myself because of what happened to her.

>>1374859

my solitude in my room has given me depression and shit, i don't even know my own psychology, i thought i was considerate, i mean, i thought i wouldn't kill anyone if they have a dog, but then i thought, dogs are pack animals and would become leader...

i care for my job and my workmates, i couldn't leave them, we already have too much work.

but, there are city redevelopments, and my workplace might be knocked down, soon i'll have little to no attachments, and i'll be free to be Brady mark 2...

i'm surprised i haven't been given help already, and please don't judge

>>1374868
Sounds like you had a shit upbringing. Hang in there. Not everyone is out to hurt you, and try to open up a little more each day. Getting up, going to work, having a little time to yourself and then sleep is life. IT sucks, but that is the truth. Breaking the spy cam is proof that you are a good person. Don't let anybody tell you different.

>>1374868

I tried to type something meaningful to help you along, but compared to you what I've been through is nothing.

Just hang in there man, I think you're a good guy.

>>1374999

i don't even know why i have morals, my life has been shit, but...

>>1375070

i've heard worse on here

>>1375168
You're a retard. Things won't improve for you, because I can tell from the way that you type that you are seriously fucked in the head, even beyond your personal history's effects. I suggest that you visit a mental health professional and request to be institutionalised.

Knew a dude called Aaron, he was SOOO HARDCOOOORE

>Would smoke teabags if he had no tobacco at 13
>Heard oregano gets you high like cannabis, he smoked that too
>Smoked a banana skin
>Had ADHD and would constantly disrupt lessons
>When we he went on his batshit moments everyone would ignore him and he would sing "I'm all alone, theres no one here beside me"
>Then would laugh like a maniac
>Say edgy as fuck stuff in class like "Raping should be legal"

He was a real hero.

>>1375546

hey, i'm nice, and i said please don't judge

>>1358510
OP post something from his FB on here.

>>1373730
Went to bed before but since the thread is still alive I'll post some stuff about her.

>She constantly complains about being fat but is lazy as fuck and eats like a pig. Once she bought a pie for us to share, I had about once slice and stopped and she ate the rest of the goddamn pie before I left a couple hours later.
>She was so lazy about her weight that her dad eventually FORCED her to go to the gym when she reached 170lbs.
>She's a total attention whore, does stuff like ask if she's thinner than a girl who is quite obviously fatter than her, or talk about how she is unnattractive (she's probably had 20+ boyfriends and she's 20-21)
>PILES on foundation to hide her acne scars. The ironic thing is that if she used less she would probably look much better.
>Pretty much every boyfriend she has, she looks for someone better and has to confirm that they'll be in a relationship with her before she's willing to break up with her current boyfriend.
>Gets jealous over the most absurd shit. She dumped one of the best guys she managed to date because she heard that he was seen hugging his ex. Even when I explained to her that his ex was just a generally friendly person she insisted on breaking it off by pretty much just ignoring him until he took the hint that it was over.

>>1376958
>Cheated on her boyfriend constantly while drunk and thinks its okay because it doesn't elevate to sex. She cheated on him in FRONT OF HER FRIENDS, and was somehow surprised when we got together and told the boyfriend she was with. Unfortunately he didn't break up with her and didn't believe us, and she ended up breaking up with him for a hotter guy.
>Gets jealous and angry over other girls looks. When I had her over that night she got on myspace and started looking at the profile of one of the popular girls. She kept saying that she was "Too pretty!" and started raging at the pictures. She has also admitted to being jealous of B in the past because of shit like B getting someones number when they hung out.
>She's also kind of creepy and obsessive. She listed off all of these things she was going to do to her hair and the clothes that she was going to wear in order to become friends with this specific girl. For some reason she thought this girl would be her ticket to popularity even though she was probably only considered moderately popular.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head.

>freshman in high school
>second semester, meet a sophomore from a mutual friend who has a class with him
>he's pretty smart, taking advanced classes
>sophomore year
>we decide we want to try smoking weed
>we both separately smoke for the first time within a week of each other
>I stay the same
>he fails all of his classes
>junior year
>he gets expelled for never going to school
>I used him as a drug dealer for a while
>that is, until he got arrested
>now a sophomore in college
>still see him post on Facebook about how much he hates the cops giving him trouble and how he's a good person who only gets in trouble for bullshit laws

What a fucking idiot. If anyone were to prove the gateway drug theory right, it's him.

>>1375701
>smoked a banana skin
Why...why would you do that?!

>>1376981
No one cares. High school bitches are obsessive idiots.

>>1375733
Okay, here's a couple from his page.

>so bored... even a wank wont cure my bordemness ... ugh
>I AM GAY I DO NOT LIKE GIRLS GOD !!!
>dont panic zac is back :D who missed me lol :D
>better record hollyoaks dont wanna miss it :D
>i am goingto have an early night i think and jaren , i cant send u messages for some reson so nightzee night lovezya brrro :)

He posts a deluge of this shit everyday.

>Sister hangs out with a bunch of dodgy cunts.
>One dude slips her a roofie and rapes her.
>I find out.
>Coming home really pissed at 2am.
>See the rapist.
>BLIND FURY!
>Dude sees me and starts running.
>He's fat and slow as shit.
>Charge him down.
>I'm on top of him beating his face In.
>Realise I just punched the shit out of some guy.
>He's crying and gasping for air.
>Blood all over his face.
>Run to payphone call him an ambulance and bail.
>Guy needs stitches and I broke his nose.
>He doesn't talk to the police.
I have problems /r9k. I've never been In a fight before and It makes me sick to think I beat the shit out of this dude. Pretty lucky I got way with It.

>>1361999
>pick a guy who DOESN'T like anime and doesn't dye his hair pink for once!

Man, I used to know this really insane chick.

>emo as fuck
>like, seriously, you couldn't even see any skin on her arms or legs, it was just scars
>she's absolutely insane
>really short, really skinny
>HUGE slut
>has all kinds of weird, fucked up sex with people (including me)
>has threesomes and shit
>drinks, does drugs

She disappeared for a while, and just came back recently, and she's...Normal. Like, really normal. It's really fucking disappointing and sad.

>>1375168

Get some Vitamin D and sunlight, man. I know England lacks sun but I'm pretty sure you will feel better.

>>1377852
You're fine. You'll be fine. Next time you see him though, KILL THE FUCKER!

>Local pale skin goth girl. She had a good body
>She was abused by her dad and uncle until she was 15
>She has the "I RESPECT PEOPLE WHO ABUSE ME" mixed with non existing self steem mentality which lead to significant amount of abuse by both men and women.
>She has a dangerous masochistic drive.
>Start talking to her out of sheer curiosity
>I assume she likes to hang out with me
>one day alone at her house she starts removing her clothes. Ilikewherethisisgoing.tiff
>SCARS, SCARS EVERYWHERE. Her thighs, breasts, lower abdomen and back are all fucked up.
>She hands me a piece of metal or glass (I can't remember)
>"Cut me anon, please"
>I go into "Aw hell naw" mode
>Why do you do this to yourself?-
>It makes me feel.-
>I realise she's batshit insane. I think to myself that there are 2 ways out: If I say no she might go into full psychotic mode and god knows what would she do to herself or to me and agreeing is not the right thing to do.
>I take the easy way out and comply (I know, beta as fuck)
>She starts playing with her blood
>I tried to get her some help but disapeared one day and I never saw her again.

Her name was Missy

I see the "don't call me a homo" kid at my school frequently, he gets wierder and wierder everyday

>>1378916
Well, he's obviously gay. Almost all gayfags go through that stage of gay avoidance, myself included.