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02/07/12(Tue)09:33:04 No.1353179I have a tale of woe and misery for you.
>Me and my 4 friends go out to a bar (No, this isn't a line up for a joke. Kinda) >2 of my friends send me and my other fucking friend (we'll call him that for now.) >My friend is a fucking idiot >He
browses Reddit and spouts memes everywhere, confused why other women
don't enjoy his company other than his chubby girlfriend who is about as
annoying as him >Still, I'm friends with him because deep down, he's a nice guy >Get to the bar >2 hot girls and one moderate girl >I order a round >Friend goes 'Hey.. anon. Why don't you go for them?' >Tell him no, I'm here to have fun with mates not get with women.' >He goes over any way >'Excuse me, my friend over there thinks you guys are hot.' >He has this smirk on his face, and the girls look at me like I'm weird >After I shake my head and apologize without words, they realize it was his idea >He starts stammering >'Anon, get over here, god damn!' >He chuckles >'He's always been shy.' >Girl says her knees hurt and she's going to sit down >CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? CAN YOU FUCKING GUESS? >'Hah, arrow jokes.' >'... what are you on about?' >I hurry back to the table and tell my other 2 mates to watch him squirm >Faintly hear 'It's from this game 'Skyrim'... >Me and my friends watch in shame as we down our drinks
We didn't invite him out for a weekend. Felt guilty, asked him out again the next week. |