Tell us about some of the criminals you have apprehended.

Have you ever had it in the ear before?

>>12942078
I can't go into TOO much detail, because somethings are not open to the public. I'll tell a quick story

I was in Wyoming, tailing this Jamaican guy, who had a heroin regime. My partner and I were walking through the town he was supposedly in, and out of nowhere, about 5-7 boogies started throwing their shit at us. Literally, their feces. The Jamaican got away, but we ended up catching him 3 days later.

>>12942080
Not yet

>Russes polonste

>>12942094
Yikes. What's your partner like?

Also, what sex are you?
How much paperwork do you have to do?

>>12942097
I thought you were at least older than the average bear on here, and would recognize Iggy Pop when he saw it.

>>12942099
My partners a kind of cool guy, I suppose. He used to smoke a fuckin' shit ton, now he chews tobacco. The black shit he spits out is nauseating. As for paperwork, it varies on the arrest. An arrest for stealing will have much less paperwork than one for murder. And I'm a man.

>>12942113
Hard to recognize jokes with a site over-ridden by trolls. My apologies.

Also, putting up a trip.

>>12942126
Going with an actual word for a trip instead. Sorry if I'm confusing.

show us a time stamped picture of the badge or a gun...

>>12942126
Haha, no problemo, broski. When I come over to America in a boat I'll be sure to look you up. We could sing Iggy Pop all night long. Mrawr!

>>12942141
I figured this would pop up. I've been on the force for about 17 years now, so I don't carry my gun or badge around any more, just my i.d.

>>12942143
More of a Guns N Roses fan myself, ha.

>>12942171
Iggy Pop is better, and you know it.

>>12942171
take a pic of your I.D but cover the name and the pic...

I have deduced that OP is in his late 20's to early 30's. Listens to Guns 'n' Roses, and has been a Marshall for seventeen years. Also, he is probably Hispanic.

>>12942181
So I'd be covering my name, picture, location, address, rank, etc. What's the point? It'd be a card and a bunch of black lines.

>>12942190
You're right about the Hispanic part, but I'm not in my early thirties, though i wish I was.

>>12942194
If you show me yours I'll show you mine.

>>12942202
Or late 20's, I said.

>>12942203
Rather not take the risk/waste the time. But if you'd like, trip up and answer some questions too.

>>12942209
More like late thirties, bud. You were close though.

How long have you been on 4chan?
Why are you here?

>>12942219
Shit, now I feel stupid. But, still, I was fucking close!

Raylan Gibbons, is that you?

>>12942223
Just actually started coming here about a year ago. And I'm here because I have the day off and nothing to do.

>>12942219
LOL married? kids? whats that like?

>>12942233
No sir, and if I was, I wouldn't tell you.

>>12942240
Married, but no kids. Fuck that shit, my wife and I both hate them. Plus, we're both too busy. But marriage is pretty sweet, the companionship is fucking amazing.

>>12942243

I don't know, if I was Raylan, I'd probably flaunt it.

Plus I'd go gay for you, he's that badass.

pic related.

>>12942259
>Married

welp, im bored now.

>A US Marshal in /r9k/

>troll.jpg

so you are a u.s marshall...
>doesn't have a badge
>doesn't have a gun
>won't offer any proof that he is what he claims he is

that's ok

Ask a Queen of England anything

I might not be able to answer some questions, i.e. location, information, etc.

So I just got done reading the novelization of the 1994 Wesley Snipes Skydiving Epic, DROP ZONE.

Wesley Snipes plays a U.S. Marshal who loses a prisoner on a transport mission on a commercial flight. Lots of things happen, he gets put on suspension. He decides to get to the bottom of the case while on suspension. He eventually captures the perps and breaks every single bit of regulation in the books. The Marshal's office is caught with their pants down and he gets a medal.

The question is, would the U.S. Marshal's office just let him off like they do at the end of the film or would they still put him on review for every single bit of regulation that he broke?

what are the prerequisites to join the u.s marshals?

>>12942286
He'd be fired in the blink of an eye, and probably arrested.

>>12942286

Paperwork, paperwork everywhere.

Also, IF he broke any laws in the course of his investigation he would get his balls nailed to the wall. ESPECIALLY if he did ANYTHING the ACLU could potentially get up in arms over.

>mfw OP claims to be a US Marshal

How could you let Kate get away?

>>12942297
It might have changed since I first joined, but you need a bachelor's degree in college, and must complete the basic training course. If memory serves correctly, it's about 2-3 months long.

>>12942302
Also, does Wesley Snipes, circa 1994, seem like Marshal material to you?

Got any angst from your years on the force? Some incident that you just can't forget?

And who's your favorite comedian?

>>12942309
Oh lawd, this movie and Red Dead Redemption, have caused me to get asked the dumbest questions while on duty.

>>12942350
I once saw a crack addict eating a 3 year old baby boy that was presumably dead for about 2 weeks. The stench and the sight, ugh.

Favorite comedians are Louis C.K. and Bill Burr

>>12942117
>doesn't know difference between i.e. And e.g.
>us marshal

Gtfo

>>12942372
>I once saw a crack addict eating a 3 year old baby boy that was presumably dead for about 2 weeks.

what? elaborate please?