>why the fuck should I be?

I did go out Friday night. It's nearly Saturday night, latefags.

Shit's flooded yo

I don't care for drinking, I don't smoke, and there is no one I want to fuck.

>Implying we have people to be with

HA HA HA OH WOW. You must be new here.

I was gonna goto the pub with some friends to see the Canucks style over the Capitals but I'm sick.
Heres hoping I'm healthy to go out and watch the Packers win and see an awesome game after.

I'm underage b& and am grounded for getting caught at a party where everyone was shitfaced. I was shitfaced. It was stupid. I cannot wait until I am a free man.

Because I have no friends! :D

....wait you were def wrong about me brobot

>>12926183
Been here a good while, just don't assign myself to the prevalent betafaggotry that runs rampant here.
I'm here because it's better than B.
>>12926164
Gettin out of your basement would be good for you.

>>12926176
lol u, sucks though.

Because I'm home from college, and most of my friends from my hometown have gone back to school already.

Why would I?

What, precisely, is there to do on a Friday night which I would enjoy more than sitting at home on my computer?

>Why the fuck are you not out on a Friday night?
>Or at least why are you not with someone drinking, smoking, fucking or whatever?

To your first question: Unfortunately, I don't have anyone I can relate to here. I plan to move as soon as I can, but until then I'll spend my Friday nights with some fine gentlemen/women on the internet. Don't worry, I'm not implying that /r9k/ are these gentlepeople.

To the second: I'm not a hedonist. I'd greatly prefer a good book or enlightening conversation to empty pleasure.

staying in with my girlfriend, just cooked dinner and now we're drinking wine and watching tv while i browse 4chan and the internet

there's a shitload of snow and cold as hell out so no reason to go to a bar and spend a bunch of cash and freeze our asses off

>>12926259
>implying you know shit about me
Oh wow, I didn't anticipate that.

I came back to my home town just in time to catch all my friends leaving for vacations. Now I'm waiting for a couple that will come back before I leave.

Also, another friend stopped talking with everybody after last time I came, and this monday we are driving to his house and punching the cool back into him. I'll post pics or video or something.

No friends
Too obsessed over hating modern popular culture
Too obsessed over living a life of adventure and love. Parties sound boring.
Too autismic

Because I'm 25 and I've never Gone Out on a Friday or Saturday night. Ever.

I'm watching anime and not being fucking normalfag scum.

Because I've been drinking with my friends for the past 3 nights, I want to relax tonight. I'm not doing anything tonight, besides playing Black Ops and other video games, and maybe watching a movie later.

>>12926361
21 here. On my way to be just like you

I just got back in a few minutes ago. We called it in early tonight, save it up, tomorrow night is going to be crazy.

>>12926346
Autismic?
I don't know if you are like me, but something I would love is owning a bar or having a friend who owns a bar, go there and act like hard boiled detectives.
Fedora and suit, talking as they used to, exchange briefcases, etc. That would make it the best bar in the world.

>>12926361
And why not?

>>12926362
Can't you watch it with friends? A lot of shows are way better with other people. Remember that the cinema started as something that you could only do with a bunch of other people.

i was in a car accident and i'm just not up to it this week

>>12926373
Fuck. My last summer, southfag here, was like that. But this year my two best friends in this city have other plans for all time I'm staying...
I envy you, man, you're lucky.

>>12926381
By choice or by force?

>>12926391
I taking solace in the posibily of doing something tomorrow, what are you planing to do? (asking in case I can steal your ideas.)

I got off work at 0600. I have no car or friends with cars (or friends, for that matter). I spent more money than I made last month so I can't afford renting a vehicle. The bus that could take me to see a movie earlier stops running before the movie would end so I'd have to pay $15 to get a taxi back.

My room is safe and mine and has all the things that make me momentarily forget how unhappy I am.

You asked.

>>12926411
Fuck, dude. But you are more or less okay now, aren't you?
Do you mind elaborating a little bit what happened?

>Just got off of work
>Girlfriend's still at work
>Just got some awesome Dubai hookah tobacco from a friend in the Army
>Just opened a bottle of 100 proof Evan Williams
>Rough week at skool/work
>Just want to chill, smoke, and drink while playin vidya

>>12926420
Hey, bro. You consider going out, and apparently you spent a little more than you should had, even though you have no friends. That pretty alpha shit right there.

I'm anorexic, and I've isolated myself from my friends so I don't have to go to the bars and consume calories.

So.

>>12926392
>I don't know if you are like me, but something I would love is owning a bar or having a friend who owns a bar, go there and act like hard boiled detectives. Fedora and suit, talking as they used to, exchange briefcases, etc. That would make it the best bar in the world.

HOLY SHIT. That's like a spot-on description of my dream life.

How did you know

>>12926392
No, my friends are all fags who have shit taste. Besides, I really don't feel like having them crowd up around me to try to catch a glimpse at my computer.

I hung out with a friend this afternoon, girlfriend is busy tonight (but we're meeting up tomorrow). I've had lonelier weekends...

>>12926426
i'm fine bro but i appreciate the concern, happened thursday, i smashed my cheek on the steering wheel so it looks like i recently lost a fight, mostly i'm just upset about my ride

I'm studying, I have exams next week. I could be going clubbing tomorrow but that would be a bad idea.

>>12926415
Well we got some out-of-state friends arriving tomorrow to stay for about a week. First thing we're doing off the bat is hitting the gym, probably go out to eat right after that. Got some stores n shit that are closing that we'll probably check out and get some sweet deals, and then go on an adventure somewhere. Hopefully go bowling that place is fucking bumping on Saturday nights. Maybe hit up some clubs in Prov, fuck around with some bitches, fight some guido's, you never know what could happen.

>>12926392
I'm autistic, doesn't mean I can't have a decent social network. No excuses. You just need the willpower to suppress the differences between you and the NT's.

Eventually if you act like an NT for long enough (I mean years and years like I have) it becomes such a habit that you become one, for the most part.

Pic somewhat related, there was actually a guy with one arm at the gym tonight lifting with his stub, shit was crazy.

>>12926552
lmao 2 plate!!!!!!11!1

BECAUSE IT'S THE SHABBAT ASSHOLE.

It's like Goodman said in Lebowski - I don't do shit. The day of rest is for rest. Don't like the fact that I'm not just like you OP?

TOO BAD, GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS.

Shabbat shalom, b/robots.

I actually just got back from a trip with a friend to Five Guys and the mall to pick up a late Christmas gift. I don't get to see her too often so it was quite a treat. Now I'm going to spend the rest of my night chatting with my internet boyfriend and friends. What a great night it has been and it's only 9.

Because my Friday is Thursday and that day has already passed.

because I'm visiting my family this weekend (fuck my life) and trying to study for the GRE (doubly fuck my life)

>>12926361
im 19 and im the same, probably heading your way

to answer the OP
>not used to large party things and don't like them
>only thing to do in my college town are frat parties
>went to a few at the beginning of the year, hated them (too shy to approach girls, too ugly to be approached (short, underweight, etc), knew barely anyone, etc)
>have no friends even though i live in a dorm
>dont even leave my room after 8 PM on fri/sat so anyone whos left, maybe in their room with friends/roommates that are gonna leave, dont see me

yep

girlfriend couldnt do anything today, we're doing something tomorow tho

I'm sitting at home watching Norm MacDonald interviews and bits, because I don't go out. What's the deal? I worked hard all week, this is my time. I will do with it as I please within my abilities. Who are you to tell me what to do? And even if there is something I would rather be doing, there is obviously a rtather good reason I am not if I am not. Why rub it in? You're just a dick, deluding yourself in to believing you are in any way helping. From the sounds of it you are rying to project an image of enlightenment and superiority, when admittedly conflicting with your own post within it. Your friends are boring? You sound like a real winner, condescending upon your friends that way. You're fiscally irresponsible huh?


You sound like a winner OP

>>12926594
....Jess is that you?

>>12926637
I'm not >>12926594
but my name is Jess and you just scared the shit out of me.

>moved into my dorm today
>all of my friends arrive sunday including roommate

>antisocial dorm
>got discouraged after i met barely anyone after the first few weeks
>became shut-in
>been like that for 3 months

I did go out on Friday. That being said, I'm 100% Omega, and don't normally do that, because I prefer to be alone most of the time.

Why pay 5$ to get drunk at a party when I can get drunk at home for the cost of alcohol?

> Missed the chance to ask a particular girl out yesterday (Not really a major fuckup. I just mistimed it; I'll catch her Tuesday)

> Bro's I usually hang out with are all trying to quit smoking and seem to be under the impression that it's all there is to do in this world, so none of us have chilled in a while.

> Fuck going out when you can stay in with a bag of mj, some percocets, ambien, and some brews.

I'm playing through the first few eps of Sam & Max. Got the whole lot of them during the Christmas Steam sale. Feels good man.

>>12926448
Because it's fucking cool, my friend.

Another possibility is being the barman and having a couple of swords behind the counter. And when a friend shows up scream his name, throw a sword and have a sword fight while people watch not knowing what the fuck is going on.

>>12926459
Mh... I kind of see your point, my friend. But if it's too many people you can go to the house with the bigest screen. That's why you buy big screens, to show.
Also, you have to have some coincidences in your tastes. Maybe you don't know that your friends are really into stuff you love.

>>12926486
You can always pretend that you were in a fight and be all macho and that.

>>12926552
You sound as a proud member of /fit/.
But really? The first thing you do is going to the gym? No catching up with each others lives? No cool stories to share?

>You need a puff of some of that 'I don't give a fuck' to chill you out.

Precisely OP, which is why I'm staying inside yet again because 'I do not give a fuck' about going out.

>>12926594
Yep... Emmm... Maybe you shouldn't be using words that may suggest that you are a female. I myself don't have any problem with your kind, but some people here do...

>>12926615
I'm not american nor I live in college, but I though that some people left their doors open in case someone wants to go and play vidjas or something.
I remember a few anons making those "Forever Alone" things with leaving the door open and no one entering...

>>12926628
Dude, if you like your life that's fine, but don't start with the tough guy thing because I'm not OP but I weight 400lb of pure muscle and I'm 12 feet tall and I fucking wrestled slenderman, so you don't mess with me because I'll find you etc.

>>12926663
When Is the next EverymanHYBRID coming you fucker?! I'm hoocked!

i'm going on a ski trip with my youth group tomorrow at like 5 am. cant go do anything. and normal fridays i just dont like parties or drinking or anything so i usually chill with my brother and we drive around blaring dubstep and trolling places

>implying this exists

>>12926692
Dude, you do realize that you are being antisocial yourself right now, don't you? Probably the rest of the guys are just bros waiting for someone else to make the first step (more or less what you seen to think right now).
Just try harder.

>>12926704
And what did you do tonight? How did it go?
(again, stealing ideas)

>>12926723
That's perfectly good, but it would be better if some of your friends bring more booze or more topics to talk about.

>>12926758
I envy you so much, dude.
The last series I marathoned was Mission Hill. Good and with nice memories coming, but not some great classic shit like Sam and Max.

I'm going over to my friends kickback in a half hour

>>12926867
That't cool, no one should tell you what's good and what's bad. Although wouldn't you prefer to spend time with friends this days when you don't have classes or jobs to worry about? That's the reason of the friday/saturday thing.

>>12926936
What the fuck is a kickbar?

>Dude, you do realize that you are being antisocial yourself right now, don't you? Probably the rest of the guys are just bros waiting for someone else to make the first step.

Of course I know I'm being antisocial. It resulted from others being antisocial. I'm not blaming anyone else, but I really tried fucking hard, but it seems people would rather hang out with their roommates than open their fucking door or come over to mine thats been open every day for 3 months

>on winter break from college
>really do not have a group of "best" friends in my city
>never bothered to text people
>really doesnt care
>has a hot girl that wants to hangout with me
>already made plans for a date
>its up to me when i want to execute said plans
>am immensely introverted

thats why i am on here, i just dont give i fuck

Cus I was out for like 6 hours during the daytime.

When you are alone, theres really nothing to do at night, so nowadays I just go home and study/read/watch movies/go on 4chan. Until recently I had a job that usually had me working Friday thru Sunday nights, consequentially never had the opportunity to socialise and go to parties, because thats when everyone I knew did that.

You people have no fucking excuse.

I've been working all week, from 0430-2000ish every single night this week, and I have to do it again tomorrow morning.

I still went out with friends tonight and had a good time.

>>12926963
Again, I don't live in a place like yours and never will, but aren't there other ways besides parties and open doors?

Maybe you can go to some smaller party? Or share a smoke before a class? Or comment offtopic class stuff (about some other student work, or some funny teacher, or weird shit that happened) before a class? Or maybe go out for a smoke and talk?

Those are ways have met people in college, don't know if any of those work for you.

>just bought guitar
>learning the durned thing

its fun. i learned 3 metallica songs, metallica songs are easy.

Because I have no friends.

Simple but true.

>>12926979
You do give a fuck. You worry about things with this girl.
If you really don't give a fuck call her, no texting, and tell her to go to a bar tomorrow.

>>12927018
And no friends from work?

>>12927021
I know you won't even read this, but of you had read the thread you would have known that half the people is telling about their nights, and the other half doesn't have friends right now to go out with.
I can't see how that is pathetic.

>>12927056
Make some.

Simple but true.

>>12926060
Hey man, I'm broke, depressed, omega, and fucking lonely. Also misanthropic. Sure people tell I'm not bad looking, or that I'm cute, but I know they're just being nice.

>>12927084

Don't really know how.

mootblooooox

I didn't felt like going out and I don't need to justify myself on this.

>>12927085
>Hey man, I'm broke, depressed, omega, and fucking lonely. Also misanthropic. Sure people tell I'm not bad looking, or that I'm cute, but I know they're just being nice.

No, you are confused by a mix of 4chan and some of your own wrong thoughts. You can't feel lonely and be misanthrope. It's like being agoraphobic and wanting to take a sun bath.

If people talk to you, and you don't just stare with your empty, souless eyes, then you're not a omega by arcanine definition, you're just some beta dude like all of us.

You need to man up. If someone tells you you look good, just ask her out or ask him to prove it to you by finding some girl who thinks like that. Talk to people, find excuses to do that; a lot of those are stupid, but you will find people way smarter than you if you try. Smarter or better in anyway. People who deserve being your friends and people that you deserve to have as friends.

>>12927100
Well, read that post about college I did. Maybe if you tell me about your days I may help.

>>12927063
I had friends at work, or at least I think I did. Problem was that my job was far away by bus. There were so many parties I could have gone to, but they were all far out where theres no buses past 8. I don't live near most of the people I worked with so couldn't depend n anyone else to get me there/home.

After getting dismissed, found myself with no friends. I went back to college but I don't have any on-campus classes until a month from now, so currently its just forever alone, but not really forever, I hopes.

>>12927056

Exactly. Who the fuck snowboards all by themselves? NO ONE.

I just came back from watching a hockey game with my friends.

Suck it OP.

>1896 Wallaye

I actually felt like lounging around my apartment and enjoying my solitude. I cooked myself a nice dinner, and I'm watching some BBC shit on planets drinking beer.

It's winter vacation and I don't have a job. Every day is a fucking Friday.

>>12926955

I have neither friends, school or a job. So every single day is the same to me.