bump. somebody needs to start this up

I shat my pants in the south of france.

I found /d/ searching for monster girl porn in 2006

>learned everything about 4chan in a few days

hahahaohwow.jpg

it's a fucking website, when was the first time you visited google faggot?

THIS IS NOT A SECRET SOCIETY TO NOSTALGIA OVER

>>12763231
classy. I'm not even going to ask about your fetishes.

>the beauty of /r9k/ last week

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>>12763255
This was, like, a new culture to me. I loved it and everything that came out of it. I guess I was just so surprised at the quality of /r9k/

>>12763255
Calm that bleeding pussy of yours girl.

You sound like a faggot who brags about being in a secret society to his friends.

I came here in '07 because a friend told me it was easy to troll aetheists here.

I met this guy on an internet forum that introduced me to /mu/. I fell in love with /mu/ and didn't visit any other board for about 6 months. Then I tried exploring the interwebz a bit more and visited /adv/, but all the relationshit got to me. Visited /x/, that was fun for a while, but I got bored of it since they get trolled so easily. The FIFA World Cup made me want to visit /sp/. I found /r9k/ through /adv/. These days I just visit /int/, /mu/, /sp/, /r9k/, /fit/ and sometimes /adv/.

>I first discovered the beauty of /r9k/ last week, and I love the intellectualism. I'm stopping my typing of the starter 'cause I'm lazy, but your replies are encouraged

Obvious troll is obvious

>know about fourchin for years
>never go on it because am afraid of seeing gore and aborted fetuses and such
>despite never going on fourchin, consider meself pretty internet savvy
>go on fourchin for first time
>cautiously browse the more tame sounding boards, such as /tg/ and /po/

>curious, make way to other boards
>/sci/ is a sh**storm of religion debates
>/n/ is slow as heckfire
>/d/ is WTFFFFF???!!?
>/x/ is pretty boring and insubstantial
>/lit/ is pretentious as shizz
>/s/ is provoking, but indecent!

>gradually familiarize self with every board, but still stay away from /b/
>go to /b/
>not impressed by CP and old people P
>leave

>eventually, come to discover the dark origins and forces behind the dark side of the internet i thought i'd known
>realize this is the internet and not a secret society and finish post

First heard about 4chan in like '07, didn't bother with it 'cause I didn't use the computer too much.
First started browsing in late '08 and was pretty much a
/b/ exclusive lurker 'cause it made me laugh sometimes and I just didn't bother with any other boards, apart from
/gif/ and /s/ every once in a new moon.
Started browsing daily in mid '09 'cause I was bored in the summer and decided to check out all the boards.
Found /r9k/ dunno how long ago.
Now browse /b/ and /r9k/ daily and check in on other boards occasionally.
Started tripfagging last week 'cause why not?
Thar ya blow OP.
P.S. Nobody knows I frequent 4chan, because the people I know who do use it are really fucking lame and spout memes all the fucking time.

>>12763475
every once in a new moon. Meaning only when the moon is in a phase between waning and waxing so that isnt visible to the naked eye

>Lurk /b/
>Get a job at a movie theater
>Visit /tv/
>Fall in love with a mexican whore by the name of Selena Gomez
>Become King of the Board

About 2 years ago
Gamer (Guild Wars)
Gamer friends
Told me about site
Went straight to /b/
Wasn't shocked because I'm cynical and I'm a sarcastic little fucker. Loved the trolling culture.
Kind of a "natural troll" or so to say with a linguistics IQ of 164.

Continuing on I lurked /b/ almost exclusively with the rare visit to /wg/ until a few weeks ago when I stumbled upon /fa/ /fit/ and this board is my first time posting. A thread in /fa/ lead here.

>>12763573
Which memes did you make

>Started on /b/ in 2006
>Stopped going on /b/ in 2008
>Started going on /r9k/
>/r9k/ really depresses me
>Started going on /a/ in 2009
>Everything is great, only visit /r9k/ ocasionally because this place isn't good for your head
>currently speding 85% of my 4chan time on /a/, 5% of /r9k/, 5% on /new/ and 5% on /int/

>Went on ytmnd for a while see 4chan referenced,
>Friend says about habbo raid(first one) and I find out about 4chan
>Lurk /b/ from 2006 till 2008
>See video with moot, test out r9k
>Stay on r9k since 2008

Been here ever since.

>>12763255

It's a community that was once more underground than it is now.

Put on your rational cap.

>be 13.
>ANGST
>be atheist, watch thunderf00t and the amazing atheist.
>found out about all the scientology shit.
>come to 4chan.
>browse /b/ mostly, but with some /v/ and /a/.
>one day see pokemon board.
>ok I'll try it out.
>stay on /vp/ for a few months.
>overwhelmed by massive amount of cancer.
>flee to /r9k/
>relatively cancer free.

>Heard about chan few years ago in another community
>Forgot about it
>Read Gawker daily - there ya go.

>brand new to 4chan as of four days ago
>all of my friends are regulars on /v/ /x/ and /mu/
>decide to start lurking around
>post some artwork on /ic/ that promptly gets ripped to shreds
>go to /mu/ and make a single comment on a thread where everyone is hating on one of my favorite band
>also get hate and ridicule and condescend
>decide i'm never ever going on 4chan again
>end up here

:C

>I first discovered the beauty of /r9k/ last week, and I love the intellectualism.

bwahhahaha. BWAHAHAHAHA!

>2006 hear of 4chan and /b/
>Am bored.
>Visit /b/
>OMG traps.
>Lurk /b/ diligently for about a year then start posting.
>During that time spend a lot of time on /fa/, /cgl/ and 420chan.
>Summer 2008 find /r9k/
>Now hate my own gender.

Late 2004, I joined Gaia because I liked anime. Then 4chan soon trolled afterwards. After they trolled, I visited the site and felt and began visiting more often. Since then, I have stopped liking anime and liking other things.

Go ahead and call me an "animefag" or a "gaiafag," I think a lot of people who joined 4chan around that time liked anime.

>>12763857

and in the same breath:

>tell said /mu/ friend that i sort of like /r9k/ because yay robots

>get "why.jpg i will never understand that board and those people who supposedly "ripped your argument to shreds" were actually right"

i get the feeling i need better friends.

Boxxy. In 2009, I had watched a boxxy vid for a few seconds, and clicked off thinking it was bullshit. I remember reading "die in a fire die in a fire" spammed X 1000 in the comments, and I was like "WTF? why do they hate her so much.
I forgot about it, until early last year. I found another boxxy vid, watched it, and clicked on some related vids. I wanted to find out the story of her and what not, investigating what happened.
Eventually, it led to 4chan. I went immediately to sexy beautiful women (Zomg pronz lol) /b/, and r9k, because they were in the 18+ catorgories, and I assumed the rest of the site was Japanese weeabo teenage bullshit. I posted a few things, filling out the name, email, subject and password fields because I thought you had to in order to post. I couldn't find my threads, and it kept saying "Duplicate file entry detected"
I eventually fucked off.
Didn't come back for a month or two. Came back to get a personal army, I had read about the epic raids that 4chan supposedly did, I thought of them as some internet black knights. My first real thread got over 100+ replies, personal army somewhat successful. I even screen capped it I thought it was so epic.

And that's my story.

>February last year, on chatroulette
>some faggot calls me a /b/tard
>wat
>4chan.org/b/
>omgwat

>discovered the beauty of /r9k/ last week, and I love the intellectualism.
>the beauty
>the intellectualism

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but anyway, i'll post my story. Started with /b/ the first few weeks (year and a half ago), but began lurking on /v/ and /k/.

/k/ was epic and a brutal trip-fest as time went on, so I only went there occasionally. /v/ is /v/.

I had an intense phase of lurking on /adv/ for awhile, but left due to its repetitive nature imo.

started lurking /r9k/ about eight months ago

>>12763307
>quality of /r9k/

>Brother goes on cracked
>One day read article, begin browsing forum
>4chan thread
>Go on /b/ to see what the fuss is about
>"MY EYES, I WASN'T READY!"
>Months later
>Get banned from Cracked forums for arguing with Wong because he was being his pretentious dickhead self
>Come back out of boredom, fall in love
>Watch Slaughter gets slaughtered, get bored of all the troll re-posts eventually
>Go on /v/
>Redirected here in non-vidya school-life thread (Still get off on story of guy getting a hug from his teacher after her parrot got sick, then she rubbed him off with her legs through his pants(Shoutout))
>"My God, this board doesn't suck and I relate to everyone here."
>Eventually feel bad about relating to you guys
<Change nothing

I started on /a/ god knows when and started branching out to other boards just last year.
Nothing special.

>>12763307
>/r9k/
>high quality
and thats when I realized OP was a troll/12 year old

5 years ago, when I was in middle school. My buddy showed me his /b/ folder with lots of funny pictures, so I started getting on. I've been a regular since 06. Was it better? Not a whole lot. All the people saying "new" /b/ sucks are indeed newfags.

>>12763307
I felt exactly like that when I first discovered /r9k/. However, the more time I spent here, the more this initial euphoria decreased. In the end, it's just misogyny and whining on a semi-well-written level. But embrace your love for /r9k/ while it lasts.

came here around 07 with the whole boxxy thing happening. i browsed it a little. i left then i came back browsed /b/ became a /b/ro there. started posting on here. good times on 4chan man.

>>12763115
I found 4chan some time in may.
I was on funnyjunk (stfu), and everyone hated 4chan for some reason, so googled it (again, stfu), and went straight to /b/, as op did, however I didn't get scarred by anything, or even get concerned really.
I got chandroid for my phone since I didn't have a computer, and started reading through posts. I guess being on fj prepared me for the memes.
I started liking it.
Then I saw the furry threads..
and I liked them ;_;
I kept lurking around, then found r9k.
Got a laptop for christmas, and this is all I've been doing since.