>implying /b/tards will improve quality

Are you fucking serious? That's like saying putting retards in your school will help raise your test scores
It doesn't work that way

>>12249349
No no. It's more like saying that putting lions in a cage without an out of control population of mice will result in less mice.

>>12249323

/b/r9k/rethren is too unwieldy

barcanines is better

>>12249398

No. It's like saying setting fire to your house will fix your plumbing problems.

This thread is now about colorful analogies.

>>12249407
I like your style, nigger.

>>12249349
Actually, studies show that retards are willing to lose THE GAME so the staff can be phone.
And who shots web then, eh?
/b/tard reporting in.

>>12249419
No no. It's nothing like that.

Hijacking a thread is like saying you're a faggot and should die in that house fire.

>>12249428
I actually laughed. It's sad that I remember those memes given I haven't been over your way in at least a year.

>>12249431

It was an awful suggestion.

Introducing a new problem to solve an existing one is a bad solution.

These:
>>12249428
are the kind of people you're suggesting will help improve the board.

>>12249449
Well he brought a smile to my face. That's a lot more than most of /r9k/ would do. I've become increasingly frustrated with what it's become. An I bet you're contributing to that, aren't you, you little faggot.

>>12249439
Why thank you, kind anon.
Good to know you aren't butt hurt over something small like a few more anons browsing another board on 4chan.

>>12249449
You sir, are a flaming faggot.
Because you will forever retain the status of a flaming faggot, I dare not argue.
I'm simply informing you of your status of being a huge, flaming, queer faggot.
Are you preservatives?
Would you like some peanut butter with that mad?

/b/r9k/ethren? I LOVE IT. If you are from /b/ and have arrived here, you MUST adopt this.

>>12249467

It's a little hypocritical of you to be whining about board quality.

I can tell because of your penchance for decontextualized use of memes and your liberal use of the word 'faggot'.

>>12249449
This attitude makes me wonder. Are robots like you using /r9k/ to hide? This place really has become a treehouse inhabited by aspies. The fact that you would so staunchly stand against an influx of fresh blood is testament to how much you must fail IRL.

>>12249521
>use the word Faggot once
>liberal use

>>12249537

It's not the introduction of people that /r9k/ disagrees with. It would be nice to have a board that moves at a faster rate with more varied opinions.

It's where these people come from. /b/ is a hangout for immature meme spouting narcissists who's contribution will do nothing but hasten the decline of quality.

/r9k/ is bad, but introducing children will do nothing but make is worse.

This butthurt compulsive need to bicker is exactly why I wish /b/tards would stay on /b/. Don't spread your cancer to here.

I'd much prefer the self-pitying ranting of lonely losers that is typical of /r9k/ to the infighting between the 12 yo boys with internet tough guy complex from /b/

>>12249571
True. I'm relying on what I think is a pretty safe assumption that the less cerebral of the /b/tards won't stick around. The /b/ros are welcome though.

>>12249548

I was operating under the pretense that you were the guy I was replying to. The offensive terseness of both posts seems to affirm my suspicions.

Even if you weren't him, you seem like the type of poster that uses 'faggot' as a fallback term.

>>12249595
>implying /r9k/ isn't already full of underage b& and infighting.

What fucking board have you been browsing? It can't have been this one.

>>12249571
Not all /b/tards have self esteem issues.
Not all /b/tards bitch and moan about their shitty relationships.
Not all /b/tards post pics seeking rating.
I am the /b/tard who breaks up rate me threads.
(Had fun too)
I'm a /b/tard who loves discussions! (Sadly, they don't occur often on /b/ but I chose to wait for them.
But I shall frequent /r9k/ a bit more often.
Seems like fun. :)

>>12249611
You seem like the kind of guy that makes baseless assumptions.

>>12249647

I made assumptions based on the evidence in your post.

It's only baseless if it has no basis.

>>12249630
I hope to rape a rate me thread with you one day.

>>12249656
So the use of a single word, on one occasion, is enough basis for you to assume he uses it all the fucking time? No. Just no.

However we all, whom have read your posts, can safely say we have a reason to believe, not assume, that you make assumptions.

Have a nice day . . . Faggot.

>>12249662
You bet your ass we will.
To further piss off the camwhoring, daddy issue, slutbagging, 4chan hook-up bastards: I use secure trips & namefag so they can fear me upon my post. :D
But be funny. Post as many hilarious images as you can, robro.

>>12249677

Your counterargument has disproved the validity of my assumption. Great work.

define /b/tard
how many people go on /b/
and how many of them are /b/tards
think of one grain of gold/human in a swimming pool of shit / /b/
those grains of gold will go on other boards and so will the shit but the shit will be washed away over time

I sense a distinct lack of PUDDI in this thread.

/b/r9k/retheren?
That's hard to pronounce.

I like /b/arcanine, >>12249407
or how about /b/robot9k

>>12249627
I suppose it's more of a difference in prevalence rather than a dichotomy, but I don't want to argue with you for fear of disproving my point in the process.

>>12249690
> how many people go on /b/ and how many of them are /b/tards
All of them, by definition. Seriously, how long have you been here, that you think there is a difference?

>>12249693
I like both suggestions, but to be honest: I admire /b/arkanine more.
It's catchy and powerful.

>>12249704
do you visit other boards or just stay on one board
if you dont have an open mind to other boards your no better than the /b/tards

>>12249718
>>12249693

I say brahcanine.

Brah suggesting "brother" and /b/ in one fell swoop while the canine is the robots.

>>12249748
>>12249748
I like this, let's go with this. =D

>>12249723
Odd to ask someone on /r9k/ if he visits other boards than /b/

/r9k/ and /b/
together alone
easy to tell who the robot is

>r9k
>wordgasm