Don't do it. <3

Get help. It gets better. I promise.

be sure to leave a note blaming someone totally innocent just for the lulz

>>11782328
They been telling me that for 11 years sorry brah

whose getting everything in your will?

>>11782328
don't listen to this guy, just do it, help the world by fighting overpopulation one person at a time.

>>11782321
Your mom won't miss you.

>>11782328
ignore the trolls, OP
also, how do you plan on doing it?

>>11782321
whats the reason ?

>>11782321
people who don't value their own life are of no use to society and therefore should not propagate

how are you going to go out, with a sense of humour i hope

>>11782336
Dont know, ill probably just put it all in a box and burn it all

write a will and leave the owner of the email Jason_McNaught_@hotmail.com
the proceeds of all your property sold on ebay transfered into my pay-pal account

Why do you want to kill yourself OP?

>mfw when this isnt oranigal
meh

>committing suicide soon
>soon

This is how I know you're not serious.

But I'll humor you; what's your method/plan? Be detailed. If you're serious, you'll have put a lot of thought into this.

Why are you doing it?

Honestly, I might've done it a couple months ago but my family loves me and I couldn't do that to them.

1. Get HIV.
2. Climb to roof of elementary school.
3. Tie high gauge piano wire around your neck.
4. Secure other end of piano wire firmly to the roof.
5. Wait until school is over.
6. Jump off roof.
7. Scar children for life and give them AIDS at the same time.

How long have you had "suicidal thoughts?" What were these thoughts?

You've been thinking about this for a long time.

You've set a date before, but when that date came you couldn't bring yourself to do it. You made a mediocre justification for not doing it.

The next day you were alive. You despised yourself even more, considered yourself a coward, and at some level you know that the exact same thing is going to happen next time around.

if you are considering it let me give u some tips
the hardest way to kill yourself is with a knife gun etc, where the stab/pulling trigger kills you.
its much easier to do something that will lead to your death like od on something where drinking it wont kill you but will start something that will inevitably lead to your death.
the some simple way i recommend is bleach even a small amount should do the job for someone i would recommend mixing it with alcohol to hep with the taste, also be sure to go to sleep with a few hours so you die in your sleep
and remember im totaly with you enjoy your last few hours

>>11782344
Probably just gonna jump on train tracks or something
>>11782346
Lol, so many reasons. Lost all my good friends due to depression, lost all my hobbies and everything i was good at, failing school now etc, wasted so much of my life up until now
>>11782368
Im just gonna go by the train tracks after school, wait for one to come and then jump basically
>>11782374
Already answered, my loved ones chose to deny my problems and never helped me or anything, i mean im sad to know ill devastate them but tbh fuck them

Join the military or something, you pussy ass nigger.

>>11782353
well thats just fucking gay
why not atleast leave it out on the street or something
someone might want your crap

>>11782380
Since i was a very small child, only when i was about 11 did i really think about actually doing it and now i basically cant take it anymore

>>11782404
You think so?
Maybe ill give it away to kids and stuff, i dunno

if you are going to die go out in style, take as many people with you as you can, cant get a gun easy just buy a whole heap of needles fill with bleach & red dye, inject as many people as possible before police take you down, keeping one in you but plunger not pushed down, as you are being dragged away kill self slowly
if you die in a police cell / lockup its a 2x multiplier and you can maybe beat cho's high score

>>11782429
I dont want to hurt or traumatise anyone sorry

http://www.mspaintadventures.com
Read this comic before you die ok?

Anyone who can be so myopic that they want to commit suicide should probably do it.

I personally can't believe you're throwing away your chance to see the incredible world of the future, but hey. Fuck it.

>>11782405
That's why I ask. I've thought about it since I was really little too.
Then I saw somewhere that thinking about it is a sign of suicide. But i assumed everyone constantly thought about it.

HOW MANY OF YOU THINK ABOUT SUICIDE A LOT!? ARE YOU CONTENT WITH YOUR LIVES? DO YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER ACTUALLY DO IT!?

>>11782467
What good would come out of seeing the future?

Better kill yourself because you don't benefit society. If you then decide to man the fuck up, you might benefit society.
Either way, we all know how encouraging depressed people goes, you can't say encouraging shit to them that would actually matter.
So case in point, kill yourself.

>>11782477

Wonders that you literally cannot imagine. Pleasures that don't even exist yet. Ways of making you happy that we haven't even started developing.

Technological advancement is hyperbolic. The life of an average middle class person in 2050 will be more luxurious than the life of the richest person on the planet right now.

>>11782467
I dont really think ill enjoy it very much to be honest
>>11782480
alrighty then

>>11782483
OK, and then you still die.

You don't take any of those experiences or memories with you.

So what good does it do?

>>11782487
Why are you trying to find value after your death instead of during your life?

To paraphrase someone smarter than I, you don't listen to a song just to hear the final note. The song doesn't move towards a point. The experience of the song is the during, not the end.

>>11782531
And what is the song is by Justin Bieber?

>>11782548

Haha touche. Suicide away, old chum.

>>11782531
That doesn't even relate nor do you understand what I'm saying.

Do you forget about a song after you listen to it? Does the feeling of hearing it leave your memory for ever the moment it ends? No it doesn't.

What I am saying is that in the end you die, your experiences now and in 40 years aren't going to be all that much different because of society. If that is your reason for staying alive you are going to be extremely disappointed.
Technology never advances as much as people imagine it to (OK it may, just not in the ways imagined). People will still be people. Life will still be life.
Events could happen that change the direction in which things are going.

If you think it's worth it to stay alive to experience life while you are alive, then that is a perfectly good reason to stay alive.
If you are staying alive just because things may be cool in the future, that's dumb.

>>11782548

Then you find a way to change the station.

>>11782568
What if you've tried your hardest to change the station, but that's the only station left that you can listen to? And in your attempts to change the station, you lost your ability to turn down the volume or turn of the station. And it just keeps getting louder and louder and louder/

Why
>soon
and not
>now
?

>>11782566

>Technology never advances as much as people imagine it to

I don't think you have a very good understanding of quite how sophisticated technology is getting.

We will see a man land on mars. Our children will go on holidays to space with the same casualness that we go on an international flight.

The near future is going to be absolutely mind fuckingly amazing. Nanotechnology and self-replicating machines are going to change things immeasurably

Then that sucks, bro. Have you tried smoking weed or dropping acid?

it's all very vauge. I picked the spot when I was suicidal. I figured out what train exactly was going to be going fastest (the long haul one) I got my shit in order and closed my back accounts.

All I'm saying is I'm better at killing myself than you. :smugface: :ghostpost:

>>11782587
How are those flying cars working out for you?

What people envision for the future doesn't happen.
What people think will never happen happens.

Please do it in this manner

Go to a place that offers a service
Find something really small but inconvinient i.e the place is out of steak fries
calmly say, "Oh, I see, well in that case"

Pull knife out slit your throat right there and then

>>11782581
Im basically waiting until school starts because my school is really near a railway line
>>11782592
No, people would probably laugh if i tried to buy weed off them

>>11782592
Not OP.
I love doing acid and smoking weed. Still hasn't made me feel any better about life though.

Reminds me of the song C.R.E.A.M. "I don't know why I smoke sess, I guess cause it's the time when I'm not depressed, but I'm still depressed."

I don't understand the stigma surrounding suicide. Makes for some pretty easy trolling, but beyond that I just can't understand it.

Everyone is going to die anyway. Suicides just decide to have some control over when and how that happens.

I mean, when the motivations are banal (twelve year old girl I knew tied a rope around her neck and ran and jumped off her porch because she didn't want to go back to school when the summer ended (they know she -ran- because she set up a series of steps to jump over the railing without losing any speed)) yea, stigmatize away. "I wanna kill myself because jimmy decided he was straight!!" and other such bullshit calls for extensive amounts of browbeating.

But what this guy is talking about isn't some sort of sudden impulse. Everything you like/enjoy about life, he doesn't. That won't change.

>>11782608

Dude you should seriously take the chance to smoke weed or drop acid before you kill yourself. You might completely rethink your life. Think about it, worst that can happen is it kills you (which is won't) and that's where you're going anyway.

Try to find and take some hallucinogens

So OP's gonna jump on the rails or something? Sounds gruesome, thought of potassium cyanide?

>>11782621
sigh, yeah this guy basically got it right, i basically lost interest in everything and now all i really do is lie down and cry mostly. The things i want to change are all in the past now

>>11782634
Either rails or tall building
Rails are next to my school so as soon as schools finished i can do that
Tall building wont cause trail delays or traumatise the driver however

OP here, also i was thinking of the music ill be playing on my mp3 player at the time, any suggestions? I was thinking of melodies of life from FFIX because that was one of my only good childhood memories, or maybe the last of the mohicans theme which was pretty epic

If you were trying to avoid committing suicide, how would you do it? I'm trying not to, and trying really hard to enjoy life but having a real difficult time.

>>11782661 traumatize the driver
Don't worry about that. My father is an engineer (as in drives trains, not builds shit). They see worse than people committing suicide every day.

Kids screwing around, not paying attention, on the tracks. They can't stop. They can only blow the horn and hit the brakes.

>>11782349
>>11782339
seriously....these people are correct.
as much as there is to live for. if you don't do this, you can devote your life to makeing the world good.

>>11782652
As an actual cynic who can literally see nothing in the future worth having, doing, or wanting, regret-based depression is one of the lamest reasons to commit suicide.

I don't understand people who commit suicide, if you're at such a low point in your life surely you have nothing to lose, you can do anything you want without fear of the consequences because you just don't give a fuck anymore. Why don't you just go do something completely out of your comfort zone, and if it fails who gives a fuck, you have nothing to lose.

>>11782712
dunno
>>11782729
k

>>11782741
I usually just completely fuck up when i do things like that
To be honest, i just cant

>>11782766
Well I'm sure you're pretty depressed, if I were you I would go to the gym or something, try and build your self-confidence a bit, maybe you will meet some new people there too.

>>11782822
I just cant really talk to people anymore

>>11782840
Then just do it. Stop wallowing in self pity with the hope the someone might care. It doesn't work that way.

Ever thought of moving to a strange land and starting over?

>>11782741
While that is somewhat true, said person would conversely have no reasons to gain anything for as well.

Well, assuming OP really isn't a troll. Haven't you considered writing your thoughts of how fucking shit your life had been and the emotional turmoils you've been through for people you know to read?

Why not right now Mr. Attentionwhore?

>>11782881
Yeah but im not old enough and i dont have any money
>>11782888
I have, for years i had kind of a diary of everything i felt and to be honest it just annoys me how when i read it all i can see is how everything is getting worse

>>11782898
Waiting for school to start again because i plan to do it near there

Youre a faggot who thinks life is supposed to hand things to you and help you be the way you want.

Chances are you never really worked towards a goal in your entire life and now you have nothing left so you think life is worthless. If life had an easy mode pathetic lazy losers like you would stay alive huh? Tough luck.

>>11782931
I guess its probably a good thing then

I've often considered killing myself just because of how apathetic I am. I really have no goals or amibition. I'd much rather just shrivel up and die.

>>11782931
Not OP and not quite to the point he is, but I've wanted to kill myself for at least the past 5 years. Always been too much of a pussy though.

I'm a semester away from getting my undergrad degree. I got my first job when I was 14 and worked since then. When I was younger than that (younger than 10 I think) I used to shovel driveways and sidewalks in the winter and mow lawns in the summer.
I exercise 4 times a week and lost 80 pounds in the last 2 years.
I learned how to play the guitar. I learned how to sing. I've started reading a wide variety of books.

I've forced myself to ask people to hang out and to talk to women.

I did plenty of things to improve my life. I've worked hard for all of my life. I still want to die.

So when's OP going to leave the thread for death?

I don't think you're a faggot as well, ending your own misery could be better than being bitter for the rest of your life.

>>11782396
Im going to be an ass right now.

Re-enact the scene from inception.

If you haven't seen it, go see it, or get the DVDrip.

>>11783005
As i said im not doing it today, im gonna do it on 2 November

>>11783017
Which scene?

>>11783021
Perhaps you could share some of the pages of your thoughts when the time comes, I'll love to give it read.

>>11782396

JOIN FRENCH FOREIGN LEGION, why commiting suicide when you can do DRUGS and party and just FUCK EVERYTHING BRO!

>>11783037
To be honest some of it is quite melodramatic and faggish, you would think im a psycho if you read it because i was really angry most of the time i was writing stuff in it

>>11783033
>You're waiting for a train...
>And you don't know where it will go...

>>11783033
If you watch it, you'll know.

Then you'll realize its not actually possible.

>>11783055
Not old enough yet, i dont have any energy for a military unit where i would just let everyone down again

>>11783090

Killing your self at young age :(

Unbelievable man, just go to strreett and do something awesome like come up to girls and start LIKE DANCING NEAR THEM or go to a coffee place, PLAY HARDCORE TECHNO and then you all your thoughts of suicide will diminish trust me always works

Is there absolutely nothing in life you'll look forward to doing? Nothing that you enjoy doing/seeing?

Living alone and doing things that pleases you is not a good enough cause to stay alive?

>>11783113
uh-huh
or not

>>11783126
Not really. To be honest the only thing i ever wanted was some kind of mutual love, but i realised over time that this was completely unrealistic for me because i just cant talk to people

Okay, we get it, you're pathetic.

How to stop being pathetic in one easy step:
Stop giving a shit about being pathetic.

As a guy who actually is going to commit suicide, you're making suicides look bad.

i know this is not to be taken serious

but why are you attention whoring here before you kill yourself? Shouldn't you just do it already?

>>11783166
Dunno, im just passing time until 2 November really

If you really want to go through with it I'd reccomend doing something painless. If you've been driven far enough to want to kill yourself, you've obviously been through more than enough pain already.

>>11783180
From what i have heard train suicide or jumping off a building doesnt hurt much

>>11783180
Moral fag alert

Have you ever thought of killing a bunch of drug dealers and criminals before killing yourself?
That will do very good for society.
By eliminating the destructive people. You are making spaces for good people to live in peace and prosperity

>>11783187
You said you don't wanna traumitise people right? I think the train driver is a person.

>>11783196
How was that moral faggotry?
Guy was just telling dude to consider kill himself properly.
Goddamn it! You're a newfag who just found 4chan less than year ago, aren't you? Bitch

>>11783198
No, they should be put in jail not killed
>>11783214
Ok ill jump off a building then

Train accident not painful? really now! Ive had a friend hit by a train just the wrong way so that she was cut in half. Still alive, had to bleed out to finally die.

I used to feel sad and try to convince people like this otherwise, but fuck it. Do it. Kill yourself. You have no motivation or ambition to get better. I have had major depressive disorder since I was 12 years old. I have felt like killing myself, but I didn't because I'm not a useless coward and I knew I could do something important with my life. If I needed help or medication, I got it - I didn't go on 4chan and bitch about how my life sucks and nobody cares and blah blah blah.

Nobody is going to help you. You need to help yourself - and if you don't want to, then kill yourself.

If you have nothing to contribute to society, kill yourself. You are just wasting the earth's resources.

>>11783196
How was I being a moral fag? I didn't say he shouldnt kill himself. I'm not saying you shouldn't either,

>>11783231
I never said i didnt mind pain, i really dont care about pain much

>>11783187
only because you typically can't ask a dead guy, "hey, did dying hurt?"

People who jump off stuff typically live for hours afterwards, struggling to breathe even though all their ribs have shattered and punctured their lungs. In these cases, death isn't a result of trauma, or anything else, its a result of suffocation. You will either drown in your own fluids or your lungs will be too shredded to carry oxygen throughout your body. This hurts more than you can imagine. If you think, "we'll I'll just land on my head," you're wrong. Unless you've skydived or basejumped, you have no idea how to control your fall. You'll land on anything but your head and experience every second of your slow, painful death.

Trains: modern trains have shields on the front to divert air and debris away from the wheels. So laying your head on the tracks won't do much, unless your head is a half-inch wide. Just walking/jumping out in front of the train is the same as falling off something.

>wasting the earth's resources.
Whats funny is thats actually what keeps me going. I waste everything I can simply out of spite.

>>11783253
Perhaps carbon monoxide/potassium cyanide is a better way off afterall.

live u faggot people care about u

>>11783277
somemenjustwanttowatchtheworldburn.jpg

your picture is fucking scary

>>11783277
In that case, kill yourself ASAP. Your life is detrimental to society. We don't want you here.

OP, it sounds like you're about 15 years old, which is great because it means you're at an impressionable age.

So..

Shut the fuck up and do your homework, you stupid little shit. No one gives a shit about your trivial problems that won't count for anything in a decade's time.

"HUUURRR I don't care about anything. All I do is lay around and cry."

Then fucking take the time to find something that you could care about, you lazy sack of dicks.

Jesusfuck, you're dumb.

>>11783353
Yes! a lot of these middle aged depressed teenagers in the developed countries tend to sit around and cry all days.
They should be more educated about the living condition of some of the poorest countries in the world where they try to get by with dirty water and spoiled food. It is to see how lucky they are and yet they're still depressed.
We are used to being sheltered and never gone through real hardship.

>>11783302
Not the OP and I'm already devoted to spite. More won't change anything.

Thanks for trying, though?

>>11783384
That is so fucking irrelevant that I don't even know how to respond.

>>11783384
Those countries also have low to no suicide rates. As the people are typically so despereate to survive, they rarely stop to wallow in self-pity.

>>11783419
I was just pointing how it's not smart for people in developed world to get depressed over spilled milk all the while in Africa they're trying hard to live their nigger lifestyle.

>>11783447
Why do you need to associate another culture's crappy life to feel better about your own? It is neither their fault nor ours for being worse or better off.

>>11783474
what's wrong with that?
I think it's the right thing to do and people should be educated about it.
It'll make them Korean actors and actresses think twice before they commit suicide over trivial things in their life. They're like role models for young people and they should have known better
Nig

do drugs they can rly make wonders cya lol

Will you be doing it on Webcam? I want to watch this.

>>11783139

Jesus Christ, just get the fuck over yourself you pathetic sack of shit. Off yourself already, you little cunt. Seriously, don't fucking let external forces determine whether or not your life is worth living. And you fucking CAN experience mutual love you pathetic wanker. You CAN fucking talk to people. You just don't want to you miserable bitch. Fuck.

>>11783447
Wouldn't it make them more depressed to learn that they've failed in a comparable life of opulence? Why do tribal societies matter to us?

>>11783573
Some tough love here. Listen to this here anon.

I assume that you're an atheist/agnostic. Now try to grasp what it will be like when you die. Try to see your mom/someone you care deeply for seeing you dead. This is what I usually do

>>11782608
YOU'RE A SCHOOL KID? On 4chan? You haven't even finished school, don't even know what it's like to meet people, and you're already contemplating suicide?

You're giving up this early into the life game? Instead of fighting back and sucking it up and coming out a better warrior?

Fuck you, just die.

depression can be a legitimate illness caused by a chemical inbalance, its possible u cant feel happy not because your life sucks, but just because u cant. and theres drugs for that... maybe give them a chance?

>>11783575
Tribes in Africa look like they live a better life than say... in places like Congo or Liberia or Zimbabwe.
They matters to us in a way that they are living in harsh condition while we don't. We have Nong Shim noodles to eat and advanced entertainment like video games and anime. I feel that I need to live my life and enjoy these things because there are others people who can't.

>>11783653
Or it could be a shitty combination of both

>>11783651
Stop taking OP seriously. You emotional people are easy to play around with
He's probably laughing his ass off reading all the stupid comments right now.

10 internets says u dont go through with it

ITT: no trolls, strangely...