Because we're both still awake. :)

there are no females in my life

I plan to kill myself in a few months.

We just had this thread, you dumb fuck.

I haven't seen her for a week and a half. Haven't gone out to dinner yet. Meeting her for tennis tomorrow though :)

because we are separated by distance and this weekend ill be doing that. ^.^

Bitch stood me up tonight. She'll be around or another come along soon.

Vidya is honestly more interesting then being with a girl who only wants to do girl things.

>>11521974
Fuck you Op
Fuck you.
4 months ago this was still happening to me every night.

I hate you so fucking much right now

She acted like I was invisible most of the time.
She said she wanted to stay with her.
I loved her, but she wouldn't trust me.
I broke up with her.
The last words she said to me:
>I knew you'd be like that. Glad I did keep my distance.

I've become anti-social, so haven't gone out of my way to meet anyone else.

this picture perfectly demonstrates how me and music hang out.

She has homework. fuuuuuuuu

I need no reason. Social constructs of coupling behaviour can go fuck themselves

theres no one ive made a move on, Im always thinking something will happen with the people i know so i dont meet new people, and the people i know (or girls anyway) are good with keeping my hopes up... but it never goes anywhere. Honestly I think I dont mind being alone though... no pressure, no commitments, other then no sex its not too bad.

I'm gay

>charis his

>>11522008

How the fuck are you missing the green Anonymous name?

Fucking witchcraft.

she broke up with me 2 days ago.

everyone hates me once they get to know me.

she's working till 11.

cause i'm single?

Because the guy I want to do this with is over 3000 miles away.

Otherwise I would be doing this right now.

>>11522072
lolol red name

>>11521974
1. because the girl i was with moved away
2. because im not at that stage yet with this girl im trying to get with
3. im not a cartoon

Because she is currently working on a huge essay that's due on Thursday, and we already messed around for a couple hours yesterday. My girlfriend is awesome.

He lives on the other side of the country :[

Because I'm afraid of women.

He's playing wow right now...:(

>>11521984
>>11521985
both of these.

Because Ron Stoppable isn't real :(

Because she's a couple of thousand miles southwest of me.
Which is why I just got a job in her city so we can be together, and not have to deal with the whole long-distance relationship thing any more.
I move there in three weeks.
feelsgoodman.jpg

I took a big shit in my pants.

she's at school. around 1045 i will be pic related

I enjoy doing other things more than sex, don't want to deal with relationship idiocy, and I'm not an idiotic virgin who thinks sex>everything else.

>>11522072

Heh. I forgot I did that.

she faerts 2 much

Cause I'm busy hanging out on 4chan

Because I don't have a girlfriend.

FIN

Not sure how to get rid of it now.

Got no friends. What kind of girl wants to even associate with a guy with no friends, much less have sex with him? No girl that's who.

It is, but with my cat ^_^

(I love it when she puts her bra and boyshorts on!)

My personality wont allow me to be with anybody, at least not anybody I could possibly get.
I don't have many friends either. Just my best friends who can endure over the shit times with me to enjoy the goods. Most people just can't handle me when I'm having a bad day, or don't like something.

uhh ohhh

Wow, the girl looks like my girlfriend and I look a bit similar to the dude. Shits good.

>>11522181
delete cookies, change it back to blank, an hero.

lots of ways.

>>11522107
>>11522127
>>11522137

Why do women always use emoticons? And have posts ending in 7?

>>11521974

Because women want nothing to do with me. That's probably as good a reason as one can get.

>>11522165

Same here bro, along with the rest of us, and all of you

Is it back? I don't want someone putting together a ton of little details and figuring out who I am.

It totally could be, but the connection's been fucked up by over zealous parents and legality issues and what not.

>>11522212

First thing I tried, and just deleted the name cookie.

Because I realized a long time ago that I am probably one of the most undesirable men on the planet, and I would just spend my life wallowing in self-loathing and depression unless I accepted that and stopped caring.

Now I'm still alone, but I'm drawing concept art for a video game. And come on now, I'd much rather spend my night drawing horror monsters and building my city in Minecraft.

He is away. It happened last week, though.

Because I have Aspergers and cannot talk to girls.

>>11521974
Because I'm a giant pussy with self confidence issues.

well I met a girl when I was about 15 years old, had a massive crush on her, it's 6 years down the line and I've been through multiple relationships but I'm never committed because I see myself with a future with said girl. Problem is she lives in another country, feelings are mutual but we cant do much about it and we're not the LDR kind of people.

So now I dont date girls in the fear dumping them/comparing them to her and making them feel like shit. sometimes I have random hookups for sexual release, that's about it.

So either princess charming is going to whoosh me away or I'm going to remain a self loathing faggot who worships a godess of a woman and neglects consideration in others

good enough reason?

most women would rather be with someone that beats them than be with someone like me (shy, socially awkward)

Because I'm an idiot and ran away when I fell in love.
I still love him... I can't get him off my mind. :[

Because we only see each other once a week.

>>11522165
NO EXCUSE.
I met my boyfriend on /r9k/.

Adding my voice to the distance club.

Would be so much better if he had his left arm over her and his left leg as well. Tangling limbs = <3

Because I'm a bitter, pretentious, and rather unlikable person deep down.

Asking her out in a few days, actually.

>>11522309

I lol'd.

8/10

theferen ambattina

Because I'm gay and he isn't.

Because everyone worth having is already taken.
If she is not taken then its because she doesn't want to be... Or she is fucked in the head.

Loners gonna lone.

>>11522309

Dear lord. How does love bloom on 4chan?

>>11522237
well looks like it's working now, i see a green anon!

>>11522273
Copout beta excuse.
I have Asperger's and that didn't stop me from meeting someone incredible.
All you have to do is get out there and try.
From >>11522143

>>11522345

Don't worry. I'm also in the same boat.
Funny how it works that way.

>>11522309
not the likeliest of scenarios.
Incidentally I always try to meet people on here. I actually hooked up with a girl I met on /b/ once. BTW I'm not the guy you were responding to.

Because after 4 years, I was dumped...LAST FUCKING NIGHT.

one of my legs is paralyzed so I have to use crutches forever.

>mfw when a guy in another thread summed it up by saying girls want someone that can protect them and I am not it.
>Reflective visor hides my sorrow

Because I'm not that skinny and I want to date skinny chicks.

>>11522309

describe pls. give me hope i wont die alone

>>11522371

It doesn't. These posts are created to justify the "hurr durr hookup" threads.

im thirteen no pussy for me lol O.o what is a 4can

>>11522503

I sense you lack faith.

I'm on the East Coast, she's on the West Coast. Hoping that I can get transferred to an office on the West Coast in the next month or so.

I only attract illegally young girls. Also I'm on a military base, have you seen American military women
nope

It probably would be if she did not live in Utah.

he's home and i'm home, so this weekend :)

>>11521974
because it'll be happening tomorrow.

Because I haven't met a girl with whom I share a mutual attraction for.

Yet.

my fiance's working an overnight and our fuck buddy isn't answering his phone.

I'm on vacation, 3000km away from the gf.

i dont like men

Apparently mentioning stuff you saw on /h/ turns a chick off

Because I'm an antisocial bitch who will probably die alone. Shit happens.

Because her asian family is extremely conservative and she can't sleep over at my house, nor can I sleep in her bed/room when I sleep over at her place.

Dating for 3 years too. What the fuck man? At least she makes up for it in other ways.

No friends. No job. Unfit.

feelsindifferentman.exe


Gotta start lurking /fit/...

Something is very, very wrong with me that drives other people away from me. I just don't know what's wrong.

She's at work right now. Wait for like 2 hours.

I have no social outlet to meet females, or males for that matter.

foreveralone.jpg

Roommate won't let my boyfriend come over and I can't go to his house.

Cuz women are worthless i rather be alone, or pay for a hooker.

>>11523022
>woman are worthless
>hire a hooker

lolwut?

>>11522736
Oddly I'm in the same situation, except the girl lives on the East Coast and such, I'm waiting til next year when she finally graduates out of college, and hopefully she moves over here to the West.

>>11521974

I've got too much stuff going on in my life to get a girlfriend. Plus, one simply doesn't get a girlfriend when they decide to. Maybe in highschool.

Well, the only girl I would be sleeping with not only has the flu, but also seems to have lost all sexual attraction to me.

She was cheating on her boyfriend with me for about a month, but I guess she just put me right back in the friend zone.

wtf is that

pic unrelated

He is over 2000 miles away, and I've never meet him. ;_;

>>11523037
Derp. I'm paying for sex, woman herself is still worthless.

1) She is 50 miles away.
2) I'm not a fan of red wings.

I just too her home.

because she is sitting next to me while we lurk r9gay together. u jelly anon?

Haven't asked her out yet.
Thereisnowaythatcommentisoriginalblox

1) She's about 40 miles away

Because I really don't give a fuck and put pussy on a pedestal like most guys do, if they aren't gay, and I'm not gay myself either.

>Haters gonna hate

It's 5pm. I'm living at home in the country.
I rarely bother going into town. My interests are vague and often pretentious. I have no interest in socialising or meeting people. I have very few friends. We will have nothing in common. I have no job and no car.

Tell me, why would a woman want anything to do with me.

1]he lives about 50 miles away
2] i love red wings

>>11523151

I'm about as jelly as this pic.

Because retardation

pstrol docile

>>11523269
>I see what you did there...

seewhatyoudidblox

Because she's doing a problem set.

>>11523285
it's ok darlin

Because we both have work tomorrow.

> see what I did there is make everyone who feels guilty about not having a job feel like those who are guilty about not having a boyfriend/girlfriend

>>11523310
If you are trying to make me think you are her, she would never use the word darlin

>>11521984
This. This is why.

Because I'm too paranoid to let anyone get that close to me physically or emotionally.

>>11523335
no, i meant, it's ok darlin. i use the word darlin.

She's in another State right now. Soon, Anonymous. Soon.

My boyfriend flew back to Michigan on Monday.

:\

>>11523429
He would've been safer going into Afghanistan, I wish your boyfriend the best of luck.

At first I was like : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G3Exb1WN4U . . .

But then I : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg&ob=av3e ! ! !

Because I guess I don't even have any friends and I haven't been able to get close to anyone for the past year and a half when there were guys interested because of my own idiocy.

I'm too busy focusing on my education and career.
Used to fuck party, and do drugs errnight... and then I did acid and realized what i was wasting... I don't want to be normal. I want to be exceptional... so all of my energy goes towards school, work, and networking.

One day bitches will flock to me and I will callously turn them aside while I assess my next move.

I plan to own 1/10th of Texas's Wind energy by the time I die, and damned if I don't try.

My boyfriend went off to a school that was best for his major. It's 9+ by train, which would be fine if I didn't have such a heavy studyload/family life/etc.

how about being completely fucking unattractive to everyone

does that count?

it's only 5.30. and i dont want to eat a hotdog in bed. seriously though, i just dont approach women. that's all.

Because having a relationship with a woman is a complete waste of time, money, and energy. What about sex? Masturbation, quick and easy release, then back to whatever the hell I was doing before.

Because I don't try.

Because I'm bored.

Having had several really good relationships end + many MANY sexual encounters, I just want to play vidya for now.

Once November rolls around that picture will be me again.

Because the only thing worse than being alone is being with the wrong person.

I've dated plenty of women. Deep down, I knew they weren't right.

I'm waiting for my desert rose. She will be the missing piece of my life, and I won't want to live without her.

That's why.

>>11524099
This.

bloxwdfwfeesaf

I'm uploading my animu release.

Because about 8 months into my two and a half year relationship I more or less cheated on my girlfriend. We're still together, but we're in a healing process. Nothing sexual until she feels she can really trust me again. It's going to be a long and painful road to recovery but I feel like there's enough love for us to make it out of this.

It's ten to ten in the morning, so she's at uni.

For another good one, I have a cold and can't stand having people touching me when I'm sick.

He lives in alabama

Because I have to work at 7:00 tomorrow morning and she has morning classes.

1. is 2 AM and she's at her dorm
2. i'm sick as fuck
3. my roommate's in the room and that's awkward
4. i'm fuck as sick
5. i'm still not done with my homework
6. I'm SICK. as FUCK.

Because he'd rather play World of Warcraft.
Not that it matters though. He turns down all the affection I throw at him anyway. Feels really bad man.

>Forever alone

asexual superiority complex here. Constant effortless Zen. Sex is a waste of time and money. I've fucked plenty btw, just don't need it or want it any more.

foreveralone.jpeg
i'm lame as shit
is that reason enough you mother fucker?

I'm working on it!
jesus fucking christ give me a minute!

The only women I know who I find attractive are already taken, or have already dumped me.

I don't go out of my way to meet new people, because I find it difficult to interact with random people without a reason.

Because I'm in love with my roommate, who is just my best friend. We do cuddle with every night but that's as far as we go unless we're drunk.

I want a real boyfriend though.

Because I don't want it to.

because a girl i had a crush on, that i ended up doing what is in OP's pic with after an awesome night out with, has now been revealed to be a lying deceitful whore by another r9k thread

Because I don't know Kim Possible.

How the fuck did no one mention this yet?

Because the girls I'm always ever interested in (and are well within my league) don't want me.

because i'm finishing my physics project. but then tmorrow... hehe

I have a 10 page paper due tomorrow and I'm starting on it right now.

>>11521974
Because she's sleeping and I have a graveyard shift in half an hour.

I'm a trap and i don't want to have sex as a male. Nothing about it appeals to me.

The only reason I feel bad about being a virgin is because I know it's a sign of status and your worth as a person. I don't want it because of the physical pleasure of it, but because I know that others will look down on me until I do it.

>Because I am a recluse who doesn't know how to pick up the phone and call somebody

I can't force myself to have a social life.
It's right there, I have friends. The phone is saying, "Smilecat, call X, leave house, acquire an actual life. It will be easy"

But yet I just can't do it.

idk she dumped me and now i'm spending most of my time tidying up my life, getting a job, improving my skillsets and socializing with people/making new friends.
sleeping with girls is nice but there are too many things i need to fix before i start putting it forward as my main focus.
all i really want is to love someone again, but i know i'm too young for it and that really what i need is to just live my life for a few years before i let myself settle down with a girl and fall for her again. even if i met the perfect girl tomorrow, i probably wouldn't let myself get too attached.

>>11525649
I remember there being a thread on here where someone posted their phone number and invited r9k people to call/text them. I don't remember who it was, but if you see that thread again, maybe you can give that a try?

>>Give me just one reason this isn't happening to you right now.
There's a possibility she's dead.

Because the girl I love doesn't know I love her and I'm too afraid to tell her.

>major shitheas

tomorrow night I will be :)

My girlfriend left my house at midnight, that is why.

cause i wouldn't know what to do once i got her :( feels so god damn bad man. i could get her, she wants me, but i feel so akward

Because I just now grew a sack and am currently working on it. It basically breaks down to, if it doesn't work out, you'll feel shitty for a week, month tops. If you never try, you'll always wonder and beat yourself up. Better to have a bad week than an regretful wondering memory.

well it isn't happening to me right now because I left her apartment 15 minutes ago.

15 minutes ago it WAS happening.

I hate this shit, really, I don't need a woman to fulfill the place of the mother figure I never had. Sure, they're nice and lovely, but I'm not hardwired psychologically to NEED that attention and their constant criticism about how men are the inferior race and how we're all pigs who are slobs while they just sit around and expect to get by on their good looks.

Yeah, I've had girlfriends before, several of them, they just fell by the wayside over the time - I never needed their attention.

I'll probably spend most of time drifting from relationship to relationship until I find a woman I can respect enough to treat as an equal, and one who will accept that.

Is that a good enough reason for you?

Because the chick i like, who actually likes me too, is a cunt who doesn't like "making last minute plans"

Because somehow I've managed to form a circle of friends who are about 4-7 years younger than I am.

Tried dating one at the younger end of that. Shocking how immature she was. We broke up. Kinda hitting on another one of similar age. I don't see that ending well. But all the older ones are taken or do-not-want.

I got bored of it so I rolled over to my computer to play some vidja.

Because I can't sleep. Otherwise, I'd be right there.

Also, because my boyfriend isn't crazy about being kneed in the balls. Look where that chick's leg is...

I only know five girls in this city (just moved here).

Two have boyfriends. One isn't interested in even meeting me. I met one, she isn't talking to me. The other, she's actually busy, and I doubt she wants to hang out with me.

Fuck.

>>11522309
I didn't say I don't have a girl. I said I'm busy. Hanging out on 4chan. She can wait.

I have no excuse except all the hot ones are taken by more alpha-males than I. Therefore I am beta as fuck and can only get the bitches who roll at raves and not actually want them for a relationship, but just to fuck cuz it feels great when we both are trippin ballz.

tldr; all the red glowsticks are sold out, i guess green will have to do for tonight..

I'm lazy. Like you wouldn't believe.
That being said, some chick who I talk to every other day is probably coming over this weekend.
Gonna take her virginity.

>dectire this

Been ages since I've met a girl I'm genuinely interested in and when I think of having a girlfriend right now it fatigues me, I just want to pound university vag but that's not going to happen either.

Because i'm on r9k

>>11522072
lol-ing my ass off..."fucking wichcraft" oh your god...

Severe Crohn's disease. Feels bad man!

Because I don't have a partner

>>11521974
Because I felt it was more important to respond to this thread.

Well, of the three girls I like, one's taken, one's ugly, and I have a hard time making conversation with the last one because we have little in common.

because it's 5 in the afternoon.

I don't deserve it.

It was this weekend, then she went back home yesterday ;_;

So I'm a guy that's on the HRT transitioning to girl, but currently I'm still in the "icky" phase.

Women need time and effort. Both is valuable so I use it for myself. I had a gf this year, I dumped her because she sucked in bed and wasted my time (no interests)

Because my fiancee is real and not a black and white cartoon.And she is 60 miles away.

I don't have a bed.

>>11522036
troIoIoIoloI

gf is taking a shower

because i'm pooping right now

Because It's 2:31 PM, and I'm pretty much awake, my girl lives on the Eastcoast...

Oh god so lonely.

because he isn't home from school yet

>>11533021
What makes you say troll?

Because I dislike and complain about damn near everything all the time. I aint gonna change just because some pieca ass tells me to.

Because he says he's too old for me. Fuck morals.

Because I'm fat....and Mexican...

Because she lives on the other side of the planet.

And because I've been ignoring other advances because I want the distant girl.

I'm sitting in class. Computer science. What do you think the reason is?

I'm not 2d and am in colour.

More seriously I just can't be arsed with it.

I am a homosex

We're both Christian.

srsly

Why the fuck do you fucking think? Huh, fucking?

>>11521974
Fetus Face and high standards.

Because I live in Ontario and she lives in Texas.

Feels bad man.

because its 5:48 in the afternoon, you clown

it's on my list

asdfadsfasdf

>>11522282
the sheer stink of your giant man pussy made my eyes burn a little when i read this.

Because I'm to straightforward. Saying "You're fucking sexy, I'd hit you so fucking hard" won't cut it. Also, I'm a femanon.

Because my bed is a single bed.

>time to kill another thread with my presence.

women don't talk to me, i don't talk to them.

>>11533323
This has to be a troll. If femanon said that to pretty much any guy he would agree straight away.

Still not good enough to get a woman.

There isn't a good reason.

Feels soul crushing, man.

>immismi without
Possibly relevant

>>11533367
Dude, I'm underage, and they won't take me seriously. Shit sucks.

>inb4 UNDERAGE B& TROLL

>>11533395
I would take you seriously. Then get thrown in jail.

>>11533410
I'm actually legal to fuck in my country. Also, rejection may be related to personality. Mine, that is.

>>11533421
You seem pretty damn straightforward and that is a pretty good quality in my opinino but, I can see how it would turn off guys conditioned to play the subtle game with women.

>I'm actually legal to fuck in my country
brb, moving to this femanons country

I'm not a disney cartoon

Because we just started our relationship one week ago. Today, we lied like this but with clothes on. She also said I smelled really good.

Life is looking better :)

>>11533444
trololol sweden.