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09/13/10(Mon)18:49:22 No.11115140>>11114823 Fucking media. >News: "Police confiscated a knife from a man on the weekend! It was found in a random search." >Don't mention it was a 1" keychain swiss army knife, or that he wasn't doing anything wrong with it. >Retarded public: "OMFG! We're all going to die! Knives are only for stabbing!"
I was at a girl's house once, she had just got a small mini fridge and couldn't get the packing tape off the box. I got my 2" pocket knife out and cut it open, put the knife back in my pocket and opened the box. She was staring at me like I had just grown horns from my forehead. "What?" I ask her, "Oh
my god, you carry a knife!" she replied, in the same tone of voice you
would expect from somebody saying "Oh my god, you eat children!"
Bitch
seemed to think I was some sort of thug because I had a small knife,
which she said is "Only good for stabbing people", right after I had
just used it to help her do something completely unrelated to stabbing
people. She has been cold towards me ever since then. What the fuck.
I've
seen people freeze up and almost start shaking when somebody has a
knife, using it in a non-threatening manner. It's like people think the
knife will leap out of somebody's hand, chase them down and stab them. I cannot believe how ignorant people are. |