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Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)07:57:28 No.1110821

Have you ever done something illegal/immoral? What was it?

>When I was 17, I had sex with a 10 year old girl on more than one occasion.

She was developed for her age...and a little skank. I'm glad she never told anybody.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)07:59:35 No.1110828 I think that's actually legal in several states.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:00:44 No.1110838 I pushed a retarded girl down the stairs. Got away with it.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:02:06 No.1110849 >>1110828 Eh, probably. But it's immoral to most people. Plus I doubt I could get away with it in court anywhere.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:02:16 No.1110850 File1326718936.jpg-(33 KB, 450x675, pedobear-hanson-catch-predator(...).jpg) >>1110821 Nope, I did tell. They are coming for you, faggot.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:02:25 No.1110852 Illegal: shoplifting speeding drugs etc. Immoral: too much to list here

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:03:56 No.1110861 >>1110838 Do tell. Was she crying? Squirming?

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:05:24 No.1110872 Illegal: Theft. Assault. Drugs. Rape. Possession of CP (Not anymore though, long gone). Immoral: Do you have a few hours?

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:07:25 No.1110891 >>1110821 Tell us moar please!

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:07:40 No.1110894 >>1110872 You're a fucking hooligan.

Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:13:14 No.1110920

Illegal? Just off the top of my head

Theft
Assault
Possession of illegal firearms
Use/sales of drugs
Arson
Whatever you'd put fucking up people's property/cars under
Possession of CP (Albeit nothing too bad, just nudes from past girls that I keep on my hard drive)

As far as "immoral" goes, I don't want to even get started on that.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:14:07 No.1110927 Eh, illegal would just be drug possession and sex with minors. Don't know about immoral though.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:16:55 No.1110944 Touched a little girl while sleeping

Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:19:45 No.1110961

>>1110891
Eh, not much to tell. She was the daughter of a friend of my mom's. I met her at a party my parents had. She liked me a shit ton. She was cute, had a pretty decent body for a 10 year old. Was one of those girls that wanted to act older than they are. We hit it off right away, ended up making out in my bathroom.

She lived close so we'd get together at night and fuck pretty often. Went on for about 5 months before she just drifted away naturally. It was pretty pedo, she was really short and had a young looking face despite having tits and a decent ass. She was like 4'7" and I was 6'2". The sex was great though.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:21:37 No.1110969 Fireworks and pirating

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:23:01 No.1110972 >>1110821 Many many counts of Theft. even more of Assault. to many to count of Drug possession and sale. Damage/destruction of property Assault of a police officer Anything immoral, try my whole life, if you cant stop me i do what i want

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:23:24 No.1110975 File1326720204.jpg-(55 KB, 300x300, 1311951929399.jpg) >>1110961 > She was like 4'7" and I was 6'2". Oh god, that's hot as fuck.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:27:59 No.1110994 >>1110961 Did you ever stick it in her shitter?

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:29:57 No.1111003 >>1110972 and just after i finished High school i had a "gf" that was underage from both my and my brothers school for a while b4 they found out about each other and it was no longer fun.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:31:58 No.1111014 >Illegal Downloading shit Pissed on a government building (don't really know if it's illegal though) >Immoral Lies Can't think of anything else

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:32:43 No.1111020 >>1111014 Who even counts piracy as illegal any more every redneck and his dog can do it.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:33:21 No.1111023 Theft, incest, animal abuse (I was a kid though), CP, domestic violence, indecent exposure, more immoral things that I can think of.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:34:31 No.1111028 >>1110994 I tried once, I got some of the tip in before she stopped me. Party pooper in that regard.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:34:55 No.1111031 >>1111020 And yet that's still, like, illegal.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:35:46 No.1111035 >>1111023 >indecent exposure thats like streaking right? i keep finding things that i didnt put on my list in other peoples posts, i love my life

Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:39:43 No.1111059

>>1111035
From what I understand it's just showing your goodies where other people can see them. I was going home on the train from a party with my girlfriend, it was like 11PM. We were both horny as fuck. Suddenly she was feeling me up and it led to her sucking me off right there on the train. It was like half full and we were in the corner but people saw us. Nobody said shit though, just funny looks and resisting the urge to not look where we were.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:41:59 No.1111075 >>1111059 I think that counts as public indency.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:51:46 No.1111111 Illegal: Buy, have, sell drugs, give them to minors. Possession of underage porn, not CP though. Immoral: I try to avoid that. Probably lies.

Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:55:02 No.1111122

Cyber bullying, indecent exposure (mooned a lot of cars on the freeway with my hairy arse, pulled my cheeks outward too), public intoxication, shoplifting (years ago, when I was way younger), vandalism, public urination, graffiti, piracy. Breaking and entering, although we didn't really break anything. Almost fucked a minor but I think she still wants my dick anyway. Been at protests and ignored move on notices.

Immoral? I'm generally never cruel to anyone irl and people say I'm a decent guy etc a lot, but I'm a bit of an asshole imo. Not to mention all the shit I've fapped to. This is 4chan after all.

I regret nothing and will continue to be a cunt. Also, nice OP, fucking a 10 year old is pretty fucked up.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:56:27 No.1111129 >>1111111 GET GET GET GET GET DING DING DING DING DING THREAD DERAILED FUCK

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:57:12 No.1111132 File1326722232.jpg-(200 KB, 816x816, pat.jpg) >>1111111 nigg, this is what i call an unique number

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)08:57:54 No.1111134 >>1111111 Drugs and underaged porn (not CP, of course) are now legal. The septs have spoken.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:00:15 No.1111147 File1326722415.jpg-(4 KB, 104x135, amused by more dubs.jpg) >>1111111 THE KING SEPTIM HAS SPOKEN

Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:00:16 No.1111148

I met a 14 year old girl at a party (I'm 25) and have fucked her several times. I took her virginity and she is a total slut for me and will do anything I ask. I moved away but we still keep in touch and she sends pictures and videos whenever I want her to.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:00:25 No.1111149 >>1111111 You reserve the right to name my firstborn.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:00:41 No.1111151 Who wouldve thought a bunch of anonymous posters on an image board would be such badasses? Oh wait

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:00:50 No.1111153 File1326722450.jpg-(35 KB, 248x249, gold.jpg) >>1111111 that's 127 in binary

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:01:08 No.1111155 >>1111111 Winraaaaaaaaaaaaar. Unoriginalandunapologetic bl0x

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:04:15 No.1111170 >>1111111 Impressive. Very impressive.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:10:18 No.1111198 I once stole a psyduck plushie from a mall.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:11:25 No.1111206 I once made a fake facebook account and called somebody a 'fuckhead' XD

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:14:55 No.1111226 Holy hell normally gets stay to /b/ but Posting in an epic thread

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:14:58 No.1111227 File1326723298.jpg-(5 KB, 163x120, Ok+you+do+_b9e6513c66e45fea9b8(...).jpg) >>1111111 Those fucking numbers

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:16:29 No.1111236 >>1111111 WE HAVE A MOTHER FUCKING WINNER WEINER WEINER CHEEKIN DEENIR

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:17:01 No.1111238 File1326723421.jpg-(5 KB, 236x285, 1326463667911.jpg) >>1111111 >>1111111 >>1111111 >>1111111 >>1111111 >>1111111 Those numbers

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:17:47 No.1111246 >>1111198 Woah shit dude We got a badass on our hands here

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:23:58 No.1111284 Never did anything illegal.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:30:14 No.1111323 >>1111284 Stop unrerailing are fucking thread

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:44:44 No.1111410 I jerked off on my sister's face when she was 6.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:47:02 No.1111424 >>1111410 Nice. Did she get pregnant?

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:50:05 No.1111442 >>1111410 Nice....more detail?

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:51:16 No.1111455 >>1111111 Oh lawdy. I say, well done, young chap.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)09:51:38 No.1111456 stole a lot of alcohol from a football stadium (about $350 worth) urban exploring into abandoned/non-abandoned places and have taken a few things from there it's mainly just stealing...

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)10:02:24 No.1111519 >>1111111 >>1111111 >>1111111 >>1111111 >>1111111 >>1111111 >>1111111 >>1111111 SEPTS SEOTS SEPTS SEPRA SEPTS SEPTS SEOSS SPS

Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)10:17:05 No.1111575

>>1111424
No.

>>1111442
>Alone with sister.
>Sister is taking a nap on the couch in her kiddie underwear.
>Massive erection.
>Start jerking off over her.
>Cum buckets on her face.
>Sister wakes up, I quickly put away my shit.
>Sister has no idea what has happened.
>I go clean her up, buy her ice cream and we play together.
>None the wiser.

>>	sage 01/16/12(Mon)10:24:52 No.1111606 incest, cp, theft, sexual abuse (not rape), drug dealing, drug possesion, driving without licence, speeding, hacking, public vandalism immoral? - mainly lying i guess. im 16.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)10:32:25 No.1111642 >>1111575 Sick bastard. She's going to remember one day.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)10:32:39 No.1111649 File1326727959.jpg-(11 KB, 284x287, u354766L.jpg) >>1111111 >>1111111 wowza!!!4645r

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)10:32:47 No.1111651 File1326727967.png-(255 KB, 490x341, 1320674745813.png) >>1111111 thread derailed. This is more impressive than OP raping a 10 years old

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)10:41:35 No.1111703 >>1111642 She does remember.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)10:48:58 No.1111754 >>1111111 i vow to get >>2222222

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)12:07:24 No.1112340 To the peeps with incest. Who was it with?

>>	infected !!gO+qcJzdG3a 01/16/12(Mon)12:09:06 No.1112349 illegal: drugs immoral: when I was 8 I tricked my cousin into giving me his batteries so I could play my game boy and he couldn't. I feel so bad.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)12:10:12 No.1112357 >>1111111 Nice septs

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)12:12:00 No.1112367 >>1111111 >>1111111 >>1111111 Please, for the love of God, have my babies. I will even pay for your services if necessary.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)12:12:30 No.1112371 >>1112340 Don't know if it counts as incest, but when I was little, like 9, my mom would put me to bed and stroke my dick a bit. Then one day I ejaculated and she was like 'Oh my, you've become a big boy now'. Stopped after that.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)12:13:44 No.1112381 >>1111111 Dude you just got doubles lol,

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)12:24:11 No.1112461 >>1112371 What. The. Fuck. Your mom molested you.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)12:30:17 No.1112507 Hooked up with one guy with a gf twice, blew another once, and slept with a friend who has a fiance twice. All in about a 3 month period.

Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)12:33:43 No.1112527

Illegal: sold drugs, set firecrackers in a hummer, several mail boxes, and the exhaust of furnace, a mail slot of house, then the van of the house and the house caught fire while the people inside had escaped through the basement window, jaywalking, breaking and entering while stealing all the shit inside, set fire to my barn for the insurance money

I did all that stuff before I was 18, then after 18 the worst thing I have done is jaywalk.

immoral: nothing I don't have any morals

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)12:34:52 No.1112536 >>1111111 really wish this post wouldve lived up to its septs

Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)12:37:45 No.1112547

I've done most of my illegal things on one day:

Smoked weed and salvia, did some minor graffiti, lit a fire under a motorway bridge (that, I might add, lasted hours) and I used to shoplift

Immoral: I minorly regret shoplifting, other than that I have no moral regrets with my life that I can think of right now

Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)12:41:24 No.1112571

There's way too much shit to list here.

I once exploited an amputee to get nude videos from a legal but teenaged girl. It's too complicated to explain how, but you get the idea. I've been doing that sort of thing since I was a kid and I've been sued twice in federal courts. My own defense attorney called me a menace and a liar.

Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)12:43:59 No.1112592

Lemme greentext last night for you:

>Smoke it up with my bros
>Everything is gone, decide to take the car and head off
>I start driving when one shouts out we left a joint behind
>Drive unto grass, car instantly sinks into it and we're stuck
>Try to get it free.. Nope.jpg.. We're fucked - police regularely patrol
>Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.. Decide to call a mate
>See someone walking in the distance. LOLOLOL Its our mate who just came home from a 4 day ski trip fucking WTF??? Random as fuck
>We try to get it free with his help but nothing works.. Leave the car - head off on an adventure for robe!
>Cant find shit at any of our homes.. Decide to drive all the way to where he lives
>Find robe, get back, finally get the car free after several pulls and full throttle
>Mud.Every.Fucking.Where.. Car is covered, so are we BUT WE'RE FREE WHOO
>Start driving to a gas station, HOLY SHIT A FUCKING FOX!
>Do another lap in the roundabout, stop the car, run towards it across the road
>Y U RUN FOX?? Oh well.. Go back into car, set key into ignition
>"Holy shit its the police".. *Toker face activated*
>Police breaks to almost a stop slowly drifting by while looking at us in the car
>Oh fuck we're doomed.. Car is covered in mud, we smell like weed, still high as shit and they're staring straight into my soul
>They keep drifting and after a few seconds start speeding up
>JizzInMyPants.jpg
>Drive home. Car looks a wreck but epic night out

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)12:44:52 No.1112604 When I was 17 I made out with a 13 year old. I feel fucking small time now, why the fuck did I always feel so guilty? Thanks OP

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)12:56:23 No.1112673 >people giving a shit about GETS bye /r9k/ i'll miss you

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)12:59:41 No.1112695 >>1112673 /r9k/ has gone downhill ever since moot brought it back.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)13:01:52 No.1112712 >>1111111 First septs of the new /r9k/

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)13:06:40 No.1112741 When I was 14 I got my 10 year old cousin to grind on me. Also when I was 15 I tried fucking and fingering my dog for some reason. Of course it didn't work out since the dog was to small but I did cum a lot when I whacked off afterwards.

>>	Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)13:15:29 No.1112818 >>1112592 >>>/reddit/ You're such a colossal faggot holy fuck

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