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Mark Zuckerberg !GmxgLfJhMM 09/07/10(Tue)21:47:35 No.11031967

Is this how I 4chan? I'm relatively new to this site. Can someone help me here? I just bought it for a dollar today.

>>	Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)21:48:34 No.11031984 can I have $40.00?

>>	Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)21:50:17 No.11032012 I can't tell who's the bigger faggot - this Jewish fucker or mootle. I wonder who would win in a fist fight?

>>	Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)21:50:57 No.11032020 moot is way cuter

>>	Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)21:51:00 No.11032021 File1283910660.jpg-(23 KB, 470x380, tom_myspace.jpg) I still haven't figured out how to use this site, where do I update my mood?!?

>>	Mark Zuckerberg !GmxgLfJhMM 09/07/10(Tue)21:52:13 No.11032037 >>11031984 No, but you can spend $40.00 when 4chanville comes out at the end of the month. Basically it's your own business selling memes to people such as Grinman, 404 girl, and Coolface. Kinda of like Farmville with memes.

>>	Mark Zuckerberg !GmxgLfJhMM 09/07/10(Tue)21:54:45 No.11032063 >>11032012 I would and then take his jew gold. >>11032020 moot neither went to Harvard nor fucked a girl. I say I win in this beauty contest.

>>	Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)21:55:01 No.11032068 >>11032037 well can I have $39.99 than?

>>	Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)21:56:02 No.11032085 >>11032012 moot is wicked cute and if I ever met him in real life I would totally ask him to fuck me zuckerberg's an ugly jew fuck and deserves nothing

Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)21:57:16 No.11032103

>>11031967
The Social Network is a terrible fucking idea for a movie, but it's inevitably going to be fucking amazing (directed by the guy that did FIGHT CLUB, wtf?)

Enjoy your millions, working my ass off atm so I have the skills to create my own startup as well.

Mark Zuckerberg !GmxgLfJhMM 09/07/10(Tue)21:57:31 No.11032106

>>11032068
Look I'm not an ATM machine. You're barking up the wrong tree. I also assumed his debts that little fucker. He can't keep a website afloat and not me profitable. I'll be making this website profitable by November.

>>11032021
You mad?

>>	Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)21:59:22 No.11032136 >>11032106 Zuckerberg, you need to add a stalk option for the more skilled Facebook users, one that takes information/photos from private galleries.

>>	Tom from MySpace 09/07/10(Tue)21:59:58 No.11032143 >>11032106 I would be if I could fucking work out how to change my mood! Also /mu/ fucking don't have any idea how much better my plan was for keeping track of cool musicians and shit.

>>	Mark Zuckerberg !GmxgLfJhMM 09/07/10(Tue)22:00:07 No.11032145 >>11032085 I actually threw moot off the Golden Gate Bridge today after the transaction was complete with concrete. He won't survive. >>11032103 WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE ALIVE?

>>	Mark Zuckerberg !GmxgLfJhMM 09/07/10(Tue)22:02:52 No.11032185 >>11032136 That's how I get my women. No Anonyminity is on Facebook. We're actually going to due away with the Anonymous tag and use our real names using Facebook. >>11032143 Go away or I'll ban you.

>>	Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)22:04:18 No.11032209 >>11032106 look I need about $40.00

>>	Tom from MySpace 09/07/10(Tue)22:04:52 No.11032219 >>11032185 I have more friends than you; they'll all spam you if I ask them to.

>>	Mark Zuckerberg !GmxgLfJhMM 09/07/10(Tue)22:06:40 No.11032250 >>11032209 So you can blow money on something crappy made in China or Japanese cartoons? I'm not giving you $40.00.

>>	Mark Zuckerberg !GmxgLfJhMM 09/07/10(Tue)22:08:28 No.11032287 >>11032219 Half of them are bots. Shut up. reCaptcha won't allow the bots to get through.

>>	Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)22:10:18 No.11032334 >>11032250 you're not doing your people any service on this issue. By denying me $40.00 you're reinforcing negative stereotypes.

>>	Mark Zuckerberg !GmxgLfJhMM 09/07/10(Tue)22:12:12 No.11032360 >>11032334 What are you offering for $40.00 then? You need to some collateral before asking $40.00. No collateral, no $40.00.

>>	Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)22:13:29 No.11032384 >>11032360 I'm offering a $40.00 tax write-off for charitable donation.

>>	Tom from MySpace 09/07/10(Tue)22:13:45 No.11032387 >>11032287 I have good money making ideas. Like instead of recaptcha you have to answer a small data mining query? Yeahh. Now you want to work with me.

>>	Mark Zuckerberg !GmxgLfJhMM 09/07/10(Tue)22:14:36 No.11032401 >>11032384 You think 4chan is a charity? Fuck no. How about $40 for server costs. That's a huge FUCKING problem for this website

>>	Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)22:15:47 No.11032418 >>11032387 OH SHIT, I'M OFF TO TRAIN SOME NEURAL NETS MOTHERFUCKERS! SEE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS INTO THE FUTURE!!

>>	Mark Zuckerberg !GmxgLfJhMM 09/07/10(Tue)22:15:47 No.11032419 >>11032387 You're not even employed by myspace anymore. You have neither power nor control of the website. Rupert has the power now. Sell out.

>>	Tom from MySpace 09/07/10(Tue)22:17:18 No.11032443 >>11032419 I'll always be the face of the company, pulling chicks. So will moot, when it all comes down. You'll be the owner of everything - face of nothing. Guess which one gets more chicks?

Mark Zuckerberg !GmxgLfJhMM 09/07/10(Tue)22:19:50 No.11032487

>>11032443
Things are looking great. I hope to have an IPO by the end of 2011. It will make be an instant billionaire and grab myself a trophy wife from Brown. Things will settle down by then. Enjoy your STDs from myspace fatchicks and pedophile traps, Tom.

>>	Tom from MySpace 09/07/10(Tue)22:21:33 No.11032515 >>11032487 brb, out banging underageb&

>>	Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)22:21:50 No.11032518 >>11032401 I am not 4chan dumbfuck

>>	Mark Zuckerberg !GmxgLfJhMM 09/07/10(Tue)22:24:25 No.11032556 >>11032518 >Implying that 4chan is just a monkier behind Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)22:26:37 No.11032586 STOP SAMEFAGGING YOUR OWN THREAD, YOU BANAL FUCK. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.

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