Hmm. I'm 1/2 latvian. I don't know how I should feel about this.

Latvian is rub lamp find genii. Genii say, "What is three wishes?"

Latvian say, "I wish potato!" Then, POOF! Potato! Latvian so happy!

"Oh! Is potato! Is potato!" say Latvian.

Genii ask, "What is next wish?"

Latvian is say, "I wish you go away so can enjoy potato!"

POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp.

why are they latvian?

POSTER ORIGINALS

THAT IS BEST JOKING OF EVER AND HAS VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE

NOW IS TIME FOR GET BACK TO OWNING TIM HORTONS AND NOT GIVE EMPLOYEES BREAK EVER

BUT FOREVER IS IN REMEMBER THIS JOKE

Poor Latvia..

Latvian man hear knock at door. "Who is it?" ask man. "Is Potato Man. Am delivering free potatoes door-to-door" say voice. Man rejoice. "Oh! Such a blessing! This must be wonderful dream!" Latvian open door, man say "just kidding. Is Secret Police."

Fucking Latvians, how do they work?
>utickle Eusebius

A foreigner in a Latvian bar tells the following joke to the bartender:

A redskin potato, an idaho potato, and a latvian potato are on an airplane. One of the wings snap off. The redskin potato turns to the idaho potato and says, "There are only two parachutes!" The idaho potato replies, "That's fine. Latvians don't have potatoes!"

The bartender thinks for a moment, and replies, "Where did potatoes land?"

Latvian boy very sick, will die soon. Father take all money from family to buy single potato.

Days later, boy die. Father is bury son in ground. Next to potato.

Months later, family rich! Many potato!

My latvian grandparents fled across europe from the soviets and spent almost 5 years in a british POW camp. They tell me is potatos the only thing that keep their moral up.

Three young Latvian boy talking. One ask, "What your favorite drink?"

"Urine" other boy say.

All boy agree.

Latvian walk into bar with pig on shoulder. Bartender say, "That look delicious!" But pig say, "No. Is Latvian. Taste is similar to dog."

What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

one potato, one potao, one potato, no more potato..
soldier eat potato and rape daughter..is end.

Latvian man does have beautiful daughter, most good appearing Latvian female in country. Man fall in hard times, well go dry. Latvian man goes offer daughter for many potatoes, for to support other ten sons. Receive only one potato, split between all. Best Latvian Christmas.

Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

Latvian girl is say, "I want go America one day."
Father say, "I send you America."
Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato.
Father think moment, say, "Daughter, I no send you America."
Potato is more salt.

/r9k/ Thread of the Year Nominee

>>11031772
>/r9k/ Thread of Eternity Nominee
fixed that for you

A fishmonger says to a bootblack, "Are there any more potato left?"

Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad."

The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill."

And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend."

Q: What is have four wheels and flies?

A: Is body-disposal truck! Many have suicide this week.

Knock Knock
Who is there?
Latvian
Latvian who?
Please open door, is cold.

Q: Why Six afraid Seven?

A: Because seven have many friend politburo.

>>11031827
Says a lot about other threads if this shit gets nominated for that

Irish, Scotman and Latvian go into bar.

Irish ask for whiskey.

Scotman ask for scotch whiskey.

Latvian is poor, have no money. Other two feel sad for Latvian. Go and drink away from him because is smell bad near Latvian.

Is Latvia really such a shitlhole?

How many Latvian is take screw in lightbulb?
25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.

What Latvian amount potato take it to screw in Edison lamp?

If more except one no light.

One potato, two potato, three potato, four.

Latvian has died, is in Heaven

Joke:
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm.

>>11031929
>implying there's anything at all to say about most threads on/r9k/

>>11031905
Fucking lol'd

Sure is reposts from /int/ in here.

Oh well, still funny.

I beg of you to forgive my ignorance, but I humbly ask any kind robots to explain to me this connection between Latvians and potatoes.

>>11032049
We are having no potato.

>>11032049

Potatoes are easy to grow and a good source of fat and carbs. Poor people grow and eat potatoes. Latvians are poor.

>>11032049
Silly Latvian have no potato, have no brain for comprehending of joke.

What is difference between corpse of Latvian's sister and potato?
Latvian have no potato.
Latvian hungry.

What black and white, is also being red over all?


Is Latvian homeland.
Is Latvia.

>>11032065
If Latvians are poor, and poor people eat potatoes, and potatoes are easy to grow, then why do the poor Latvians have no potatoes?

>>11032139
Because they're that goddamn poor.

>>11032139

ls Latvia.

>>11032139
They are poorer than poor.

They are poorer than the Irish were.

They do not even have potatoes.

That is very poor.

We pray for their souls.

>>11032139
>october smistubs

Why is potato cross road?

No potato. Is delusion of hunger.

Old Latvian tale: boy finding penny, go to only Latvian market for buy food. Then boy come across old wizard, he say, boy! for giving me penny I will give you magic potato. Boy not sure. What so magical? ask him. Wizard say, Is potato. In Latvia.

Boy: Magical.

>>11032184

Why Latvian is crossing road?

Is seeing potato, but is delusion of hunger again.

Latvian man sell daughter and mule for lottery ticket. Next day, man win lottery.

"Have joy!" says man, "Many potato for all family!"

Man given 1,000,000 Lats. Money useless, worth less than potato. Use for fire.


>"(") revides

I'm half Latvian, and am enjoying seeing Latvian jokes on r9k.

Immigrants mexican, italian, and latvian working building, eat lunch wife pack. Mexican say if is getting burrito eat lunch again, he jump. Italian says if is eating spaghetti next day, he also. Latvian say nothing. Is eyeing delicious food. He pass out of hunger and fall next day. The mexican and italian eat same as always. Don't jump; is silly. Glad be ridding of latvian smell.

Latvian have mule on long journey. Mule die. Estonian ask Latvian why is mule no alive, Latvian say no food, is starve- me also soon. Estonian ask why no eat mule.

Latvian say is no potato.

Latvian Proverb: Give Latvian potato, is struggle for one more day

is bumping for potato

>Thanks for your request. It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made. This thread has been requested 3 times now.

Glorious! We are to be making many progresses, friends.

Give Latvian potato, eat 1 days.
Teach Latvian farm, die anyway.

>>11032551

>50 posts
>archiving

What the fuck?
Also this thread isn't anything new.

>>11032551

If thread is archived will Latvians be potatoed also?

What use is archive to potato-less Latvian?

>>11032584

I don't understand why people don't just copy+paste into word. derp.