Good afternoon /r9k/. I'm Flint Steelhead, and welcome to the 4chan Afternoon News Minute, brought to you by /new/. Here's a look at what's going on around 4chan today: Love cats? Then join the fight on /new/ against an old woman who was caught on a local surveillance camera throwing a stray cat inside of a garbage bin, where it was trapped for fifteen hours. The cat was found alive. High school can be a tough time for many, but can also be full of amazing feats of courage. Anonymous posters on /adv/ are sharing with the community some of their most "badass" high school moments. Like putting things in your mouth? Head on over to /ck/, where anons are experiencing the effects of Dr. Pepper and a melted hershey bar. Or, take a journey with a poster from Europe who has never had a Twinkie on his first taste test. We'll be sharing his thoughts later in the hour. This has been your 4chan Afternoon News Minute. I'm Flint Steelhead, and all of us here at /new/ would like to remind you to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband. Have a pleasant afternoon.
You must do this more often Flint.
Thanks OP, that was pretty swell.
Haha, this was brill.
Brilliant i would like to subscribe to /new/ for more updates.
Best thing to come out of /new/
>DICKS lutokeet
>scanni referring
I actually really really like this idea, bravo OP.
Be sure to check out /v/, where 7/10 threads are related to video games.
I fucking love these, keep it up OP!
...I like these a lot.Continue this in the evening, OP! :D
This made my day. Thank you Flint.
Best thread I've seen in this shithole for months. Looking forward to the next news update.