If I saw a body pillow, I wouldn't recognize it as a body pillow. It would just look like a long pillow to me.

Unless you're treating it like it's a real person, how is it different from bundling up a blanket and curling around it?

...

Oh my god, are you a cat?

i have one. it looks better on beds, easy to sleep with.

>>1068057
Body pillows are usually associated with the kind of faggots that peruse /jp/, i.e. people who have anime characters drawn on their body pillows.

Just get one with a plain design and you should be fine.

>>1068072
caught me.

I have a relationship with my pillow. We talk all the time. Well, I talk for her, and then I respond as myself. We have some deep conversations. We both yearn for the pillow to human surgery to happen as soon as we have the money. Then we'll be able to consummate our love in the real way. All that dry humping has left us with hopeless longing.

Not even kidding.

If you're male? Well, sorta, it's rainbow colored and frilly and shit. But if you put it with your other pillows, it just looks like a really long pillow and anyone would assume that you use it as one, and not to cuddle with.

If you're a chick? Not in any way.

>To the left of my car

I don't think it's really pathetic, OP. They're really comfortable. I have one because it's better for me to sleep with my leg slung over something, reduces back pain.

I have a bear shaped body pillow. No one says shit about it because I am a girl. :D

>>1068072
meant to respond to this one.

>>1068108
I kind of like how tackily ugly it is. The back isn't do bad though.

>>1068134
derp forgot image derp

>>1068139
rainbow galore side.


Also I must confess, I dry hump my pillow, never to orgasm or any real masturbation, it's just nice to have my hips grind on something solid

almost as if they are moving on their own.

>>1068163
I am fucking terrible at the iPhone 4chan app. Godamn

>>1068139
>>1068183
OP. Fix your blinds. Jesus dude, anyone could look in from those crooked motherfuckers.

I sleep with a stuffed tiger. I am 23 years old.

Come at me.

I masturbate with my pillow least 3 times a night,its been my poor substitute for a girlfriend for over a decade.

And yes I wash it regularly

Depends OP, does it have an anime pillow slip or not?

Its fine. As long as it doesn't have a picture of an anime character on it there's nothing to worry about

Requesting the picture of the guy being alpha as fuck with his body pillow waifu

This was found shortly after the Japanese tsunamis.

Shush girl, shut your lips. Do the dakimakura and talk with your slip.

http://madthad0890.tumblr.com/post/14221449410/it-was-our-first-time

I got one recently. It's so satisfying to lie on top of it and hold it while I masturbate. It's like there's actually someone there ;_;

I swear I've seen that cat before.

>>1069343
When you think you've seen everything the internet has to offer...

Is this nigga fo real or did he lose some kind of bet?

It's only pathetic if you put an anime pillow case on it or spoon it.