I'm not kidding guys. Seriously.

i have no questions for something you're making up

why did you hve a chan themed wedding?

Nothing to ask. You're a pathetic failure at life.

How does it feel to be the biggest faggot on earth?

Did you guys meet on 4chan?

I don't know if I hate you or love you. However, this feeling can be summed up in one word:

Congratulations.

What is like to be an autistic person married to another autistic person?

Photos please!

What did the deco look like etc

>>10671586
You jelly. Jelly of the generic wholesale kind.

Holy fuck, this is the most embarrassing thing I have ever heard in my entire life. This is actually one of the situations where a dad might say "son, I am disappoint".

This is so retarded.

post pics
fasfs

wtf is a chan-themed wedding?

Rule 1 & 2 much?

>sonimdissapoint.jpg

i don't use the term newfag often
but when i do i use it accordingly

WHAT THE FUCK OP

what will be the name of your child ? anon, boxxy ?

How does it feel that there is more than a 50% chance that this was all for nothing?

>>10671587
>>10671594
We met two years ago on what was basically a hook-up thread.

Will your inevitable divorce be called "pool's closed"?

>>10671645
>>10671656
divorcemind

OPmadeamockeryoutofwhatshouldhavebeenthehappiestdayofhislifeblox

>>10671655
more pics this seems like a fun thing

>>10671624
1 & 2 only count on raids.

>>10671655
You midget?

>>10671592
Pretty much this.


I haven't heard anything that pathetic in a while, good show loser.

>>10671634
We're not THAT crazy.

>>10671682
Traditional weddings are for fags. HATERS GONNA HATE

>>10671562
You're a fucking failure.

>1990. modeact

I am embarrassed for all parties involved.

why the fuck would you do that ?
i mean fuck what the fuck is wrong with you and why the fuck did your bride fucking accept this shit you people are seriously fucked up what the fuckshitpissniggerasscockmotherfuckingshitasspisss

i have no words and i must type

>>10671722
obvious photoshop dude, people dont have green squiggly faces

WHY DIDN'T YOU PAINT YOUR FACES GREEN TOO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

My mind reels.

I am furious at you for making me know you exist in this world.

this is so much fail it just might be the makings of a legend

but mainly it's just fail

>>10671722

why is your head green ? What kind of disease do you have ?

What an ugly dress...

that must have been so awkward for your familys

>>10671766
ugly dress, short dude, cheap suit, crappy rings

pretty much exactly what you'd expect from 2 people who met on 4chan

>>10671562
Son, I am overwhelmingly disappoint. Kill yourself to restore our honor.

>>10671725

U MAD HE GOT MARRIED CUZ YOU'RE TOO BUSY BEING A MISOGYNIST NECKBEARD

pics of cake, OP!

>>10671782
or at least who met on /b/.

i think people from other boards have more taste than this.

Why do people think they're part of some Anon brotherhood? These people aren't your friends and would sooner destroy your life than see you appy.

>>10671795
If typical marriages were all like this, I'd stay single for the rest of my life.

Not that I already am or anything.

>>10671782
weddings don't need to be the most grandiose thing ever

So you're some meme-spouting, 5'5 super douche?

Awful. Just awful.

Yes, I'm so "jelly" and "mad".

>>10671832
there is a difference between simple and cheap, you know.

>>10671795
>>10671562
Samefag.

Nobody's mad because he married. We're mad because he had a FUCKING 4CHAN WEDDING. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

That is nauseatingly, revoltingly pathetic, and I hope OP enjoys his terrible and inevitable divorce proceedings.

Dude, I'm short too, how can I get a girl to love me and do stupid things with me?

that's... that's fucking wrong, man.

This is the most pathetic thing I've seen this side of CWC. I'm embarrassed for you two.


P.S. Is your wife hot?

>>10671865
Don't have a fucking "Internet sekrit club" wedding.

Of course you would be European.
Americans have enough common sense to at least not do THIS.

>>10671655
I like how the man in the back has his head lowered in shame.

How many memes did you share in your honeymoon hotel room OP?

>Longdick is looooong!
>Oh god, oh yes, oh give it to me Milhouse.
>Oh! Oh I'm cumming, I'm cumming, I'm cumming doubles! Yes!

>>10671853

Nice miscall on the samefag, dickwad.

>>10671562
Thanks for this thread. I was running out of things to hate.

>>10671899
>defensive about samefagging
>definitely samefagging

You and your wife are pathetic. Truly and totally pathetic.

I think this is funny, op, I'm laughing

just not with you

I wish I could revoke your Being Alive card, OP.

You guys are fucking awesome.

Never in a million years did I predict something like this would happen.

Congrats

YOU ALL MAD THAT I SHIT ON YOUR PRECIOUS MEMES BY USING THEM.

Wedding ceremonies are sacred cows, stop obsessing over them. What matters is that we're happy and had a great day. We already decided to be together more than a year ago, this is just a formality.

Seriously, get a life and wife.

>>10671766
Is traditional Russian wedding dress

>>10671881
There's not a chance in hell. Look at the dress. It's ugly as sin and she likely has no sense of style. I'm willing to bet she hand stitched the smiley face pillow too.

>>10671926

>fuck, maybe i was wrong about the samefag
>play it off like it's still an insecure samefag OP who is now too scared to post in his own topic (which he may be)

>>10671957

DEM HANDS HOLY SHIT DOG DID YOU MARRY A RUSSIAN ALIEN

>>10671957

"OP" here, cool cake, real OP.

>>10671722
>>10671722

Ignoring everything else, nice suit.

>>10671957
ahhh so it's in russia
that explains it

>>10671957
The reason you covered their faces wasn't to protect their identities, but to avoid showing us how fucking melancholy they were. You are "LOL SO RANDUM XD" in a corporeal form.

>>10671722
Could your wife of worn a worse looking dress? srsly...

That said... your suit looks okay...

>>10671996
what? no it isn't.

do you get your clothes from wal-mart?

>>10671988
sooo, hijacked thread?
im confused

Not something I intend to do when I get married next year, but each to their own.

I have to admit, I like the cake. It combines two of my favourite my things, after all.

god i wish i could murder you and your wife

>>10671996
>nice suit
>wearing a blazer to a wedding instead of a tuxedo

>>10672015

Nah, I'm just playing with the HERP DERP SAMEFAG HURRRRRRRRR neckbeards we got in here.

Also, red tie. good.

>>10671957
So you got your hands on a mail order bride?

Gosh darn, that's the most asinine thing I've ever seen.
Can I get an invite to your 4chan-themed divorce?

Why do you block out your face?

You're probably pretty infamous for throwing a 4chan wedding, it would easy for people to know it's you.

Is one of you really ugly?

ITT: weddings most serious things ever, says r9k

This is what happens when the failures of 4chan try to become "normalfags." I only hope they do not procreate, then again there always needs to be the losers in every society so it's not like the child wouldn't have purpose.

Also lol at thinking you're somehow special for getting married at what looks like 19. I know plenty of ugly people who get married just because they're scared of being alone, enjoy your ruined life.

Even if OP is just some guy from /b/ reposting the pics

I do not know how I feel about this, OP.

I am going to go with "unsettled."

Why do I get the feeling you did all this just to make this thread?

>>10672046
OP is a little butthurt

>>10671988
>>10672024
>>10671956
>>10672035
Jesus Christ, at least be more subtle. The cake was sloppily designed and the suit was cheap shit. You're fooling no one, OP.

Was.. your wedding meant to be a joke? I mean no sane person, regardless of how much they loved a website would have shit wedding pictures to share with real people in the real world. I mean how are you suppose to explain the engravings on the ring to your mother or father?

I mean fuck, way to go making your special day a fucking annoying, attention seeking joke.

I like the dress and the cake.
Everything else is too much.

>>10672064
Understatement of the century.

Should have worn a traditional russian suit, OP. Accessorize with empty vodka bottle.

ALSO, HE FUCKING BOUGHT HIS WIFE FROM RUSSIA. IT'S FUCKING SLAVERY.

I love all the nerd rage in this thread.

Good job OP, seems like you had a fun day.

>>10672079

neckbeards still mad.

lmao

>>10672005
Stop it, his suit looks like a cheap costume.

All other faggotry aside, you are short as fuck and your ceremony looked like utter shit, especially the clothes. Dear god you guys are idiots.

>>10672046
Believe it or not, yes, for some people, weddings are the "most serious day" of their lives. Shit, I don't even care about marriage rites or weddings, but even I can respect the tenderness that should be present on this special day, a tenderness that should be untarnished by MEMES, FUCKING -4CHAN MEMES- you waste of fucking carbon.

>>10671722

Great Hitman theme, but did you put the barcode on the back of your neck and everything?

lol internet culture SOOOO randum XD

You're absolutely everything wrong with this current generation. Stop trying so hard.

This is like some juggalo idiot throwing an ICP wedding.

>>10672060
>>10672079
Yes, I spent two years preparing the ultimate troll.

Why the fuck would we spend tons of money on a fancy ceremony for the entertainment of ourselves and anonfriend?, We had a more somber one at the civil ceremony.

>>10671957
lolthe cake is a ly!

this is fucking insane, holy shit.

and if you REALLY love 4chan, then TITS OR GTFO

I had a medieval themed wedding, but Jesus Christ.

>>10672113
>>10672108
>u mad u mad lolol

Sup OP.

>>10672145

sup 13 seconds between posts?

It pisses me off that gay people can't marry people they genuinely love and have been with for many years because idiots think it'll ruin the "sanctity of marriage", but these shitheads can have a goddamned joke ceremony and it's all well and good and legal. We live in such a fucked up world.

Oh, also, OP..

what were some of your vows?

>>10672130
>we spent tons of money
>on a 4chan themed wedding

Why? Just...I don't...

This is almost worse than the fag who got 4chan tattoos.

How much money did you spend, OP? Everything just looks cheap. Her dress may be "traditional" or whatever, but jesus. Also her bouquet looks like something she picked from the neighbor's garden right before the ceremony.

Also, oh my god.

>>10672175

>I'm an aspie who has no idea what sarcasm is

So you're proud of how cheap it was, how much did it cost total? 30 bucks?

Enjoy regretting those inscriptions when you grow up.

>>10672163
I don't see why gays can't marry, since this marriage is the faggier than Wilde x Whitman.

>>10671562
why would you do this?

really, why?
Also your cake is...

I swear to God, if you put a poster of Chris Hansen in your infant son's nursery, I will find you, and kick your fucking head in. Yeah, ITG, whatever.

OP should have opted for a traditional Russian wedding.

Kidnapping the bride, followed by a forced wedding and then all down to the reception for a vodka drinking competition before going home and beating your new wife.

No surprise here, 4chan has become the official 'hip' thing like AOL mail and 70s disco and the Beatles. How far has the neckbeard tree fallen only to be decimated by millions of normalfag termites.

Anyhow, congrats OP on the wedding, don't listen to everyone else here, they still think 4chan is a super secret club and isn't just facebook anonymous.

How was it "4chan-themed" wedding except the awesomeface pillow and the cake?

OP is bydlo. Even my casual friends wedding toraditsionno not married, just got married without Sirani jackets and dresses, snli kotetdzh pool for 3,5 friends and drove off to some exotic for a week together.Toraditsionnoe zhenihanie - for cattle

>>10672290
The cheap suit and the tacky inscription inside the rings.

>>10672290
>rings engraved with "sup /b/"

>>10672279
o hai, op

>>10671562
worthless piece of garbage

kill your bride, then yourself

ITT: /r9gay/ is pissed that somebody is ruining the sanctity of their little secret clubhouse by enjoying its culture in the real world.

4chan is not some supersrs secret society; get over yourselves and learn to enjoy life.

>>10672363
Your wedding sucked, and so will your marriage.

>>10672279
>4chan
>hip


Lolololololol he thinks a place full of losers is hip!

Laughinggirls.png

>>10672363
I can just FEEL your cheeks burning right now, OP.

>>10672363
>its culture
>culture

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>10672363
Your marriage is a joke and will last 12 months, max.

>>10672252
You wrong, this traditional wedding in Rashka.

>>10672415
And you need to learn the definition of culture.
Shit culture? maybe, but culture nonetheless.

I don't know what's worse; the fact that OP actually did this horrible shit in the first place, or that he actually thought if he posted about it on here we'd all be super impressed.

>>10672430
I like the guy who is about to lay on a knife and kill himself for the honor of the wedding. Now that is alpha!

Why are people so mad about this?

bibliography fignalps

>>10672436
>doesn't know the difference between connotations and denotations

>creases troolal

>>10672445
It has to be an elaborate, staged troll. It just has to be.

Nobody, nobody, nobody would actually do something like this. No human being would consider it seriously.

I think it's funny, and OP looks like he had a fun wedding.

>regric romanticism

Thank you, Captcha.

This is so nasty, words fail me. But what I want to ask is, will this be nasty enough to be placed in the annals of 4chan history?

everyone in this thread deserves death immediately

OP, you are as short and skinny as I am. This gives me hope that I'll find a bride of my own one day.

>>10672544
That's what I'm talking about, don't give up the dream!

You guys should be ashamed, I came here to encourage and give you hope for a better life. I managed one, didn't I?

Let see:
OP does a 4 chan themed wedding

Only he and his wife gets what its all about, since they are probably the only ones who go to 4 chan (take a friend or two)

If asked for an explanation, they send them to /b/, and find gore and scat threads.

Results: family and friends either confused or terrified.

Now posts in 4 chan
Expecting "epic thread posts" and maybe his own entry in dramatica, which thinks will compensate having everyone in his wedding thinking he is either nuts or a sick bastard.

Gets "you are the cancer" and hate machine everywhere

Everythingwentworsethanexpected

What little faith I had in humanity has been dashed into splinters, thank you OP.

OP, your wedding pictures are really nice.

Please post more.

You're all bitter faggots. I think the wedding looks fun and cute. I think it's obvious that the theme of the wedding is to celebrate how they met, which was through 4chan.

Good luck, OP. I hope this works out for you. Also, that is a really ugly dress, btw.

Congrats, OP! My girlfriend and I actually met on anonidate and we're likely to get married eventually too.

Haters gonna hate, but whatever. They're lonely and miserable and you have to understand 90% of them would love to meet a 4channer chick as opposed to a regular girl. Bunch of no good losers.

>>10672363
Hello Captain Missedthepoint, nobody is claiming that 4chan is a secret clubhouse. We all think it was fucking stupid to base a wedding off of a website and specifically, old stupid jokes from the most retarded section of the site.

And yes, weddings are supposed to be serious. It's a fucking bond that is supposed to last for life, it isn't like getting your fucking haircut. It's like making a 4chan themed funeral. It's a joke, and the whole reason why Gays can't marry is because they are a threat to the 'sanctity' of marriage, which you did a good job pissing all over.

Enjoy your 'sup /b/' rings, you fucking prick. And yes, you are OP. Stop samefagging, the jig is up.

>>10672602

I "think" that OP stated that only the two of them and one or two friends were at the wedding, but i can't be fucked to look.

I just have to say, OP, your wife's wedding dress is hideous.

Even if I have to go to fucking omsk, I find and kill you

>>10672672

faggots think OP is still every person in this thread who has supported him

THIS IS WHAT THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>>10671722
>that dress

I literally burst out laughing. Not trolling--I scrolled down, clicked the image, and just spat out a loud laugh. Good god, what was she thinking?

>>10672765
>implying that isn't the case

Bitch, please.

You know those annoying meme spouting teenagers? This is like that, except multiple times worse.

>>10672764
Oh fuck, this ruskie means business.

Pray to the mods for guidance OP.

OP copied
i did it first
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIQGsbKW6Yk

Quit blocking out your faces OP. I wanna see this shit.

Congrats anon. It is a weird world, but you're happy.

Archive this bizarre shit people!

>>10672793
How is he going to get him just from that?

>>10672764

http://drunkbard.livejournal.com/

>>10672858
http://bfbcs.com/stats_pc/DrunkBard

youtube account: Mystical Bard (?)

>>10672858
Nice to know you faggots still know things. Fucking bitards.

I'm sure you knew you'd get hated on, OP. It is 4chan, after all.

I find it hilarious, distasteful, and pretty awesome all at once. Ultimately, I'm glad you guys did a wedding that would make YOU happy, instead of appeasing everyone else.

Congrats you two, and I hope you guys have a long, really weird life together.

The last button on your suit shouldn't be buttoned, homie. On a three button, top to bottom, it goes "always, sometimes, never." Otherwise, you look good. Most people getting married these days are doing so in nice suits they own, not shitty tuxes they rent.

'grats on the marriage. Try not to get divorced.

Also, the amount of butt-hurt in this thread, lol. OP is a fag, so what, who really fucking cares.

>>10672858
aw shit.

it's getting real.

I need a Russkie to read this:

http://drunkbard.mysinablog.com/

please

You're going to look back on this and wonder why you were such a faggot.

sure is /b/ in here.

backto/b/withallyoufagsblox

>>10672935
It's some shit in chinese about not drinking too much soda

who speaks russian?

>>10673013
>>10673013
whoops, sorry bout my fail

>>10672935
>I need russian to read this
You fucking kidding me?

>>10673037
No worries, happens to the best of us.

whitest niggers ever

>>10672201
Why would they? It's a memento of the place where they "met", so it's probably a good memory for them.

>>10671613
If your dad knows about 4chan he's not entitled to be disappoint.

Also what is all this shit about 4chan being embarrassing? That's bullshit. The entire internet flooded with shitty memes off /b/ years ago and rape became a joke and humanity as a whole just degenerated a step. How can laughing at gore or being lonely ever be embarrassing in a world like that?

i posted this on /b/

>>>/b/264086532

nobody cares

>>10673194

>mfw /b/ is nicer than /r9k/

>>10671562

Funny that two chantards forgot about rules 1 and 2.

sage this shit.

Wedding ceremonies are sacred cows>>10671957
>>10671957
>>10671957
>>10671957
>>cows eh

>>10673194
it's summer. real /b/ is on vacay

>>10673207
I had that same thought today. Recently I've had trouble lurking r9k more than 5 minute without raging and I desperately switched to /b/.

>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>>10671702
rules 1 and 2 only apply to /b/, not /r9k/ faggots

How the hell did you explain this to your parents? Or your guests? Or to your future kids?

SOMEBODY ARCHIVE THIS. THIS IS A MILESTONE OF SHIT, A VERITABLE SIGN OF 4CHAN'S DEATH.

>>10673404
fun internet wedding. Lolsoooorandum

>>10673406

Death?

But we've only just begun.

I like it. Dress looks good. Fuck the haters. Props to you OP.

>>10671957
the cake is only good thing about this thread
still, it's a lie

>>10673490
This here.

>BUSINESS uprecift

Very strange.

At least it's different.

Enjoy your wife, OP.

congratulation op. you wanted to honour the thread that found you the love of your life so you made your wed based on 4chan memes. and you even shared it with us showing there is still hope for all.

i wish you and your wife a happy future

woowwwww. Everybody in this thread is extremely mad and jelly.

Also 4chan is no longer a secret fucking club you dumb cunts this place is just like facebook, in fact I'm sure 90% of you fuckers have a facebook.

Themed weddings are tacky as hell and a 4chan theme is right up with star trek and renaissance faiyre shit. I'm embarrassed for you.

OP is fake. OP is fake. OP is fake. OP is fake. OP is fake. OP is fake. OP is fake. OP is fake. OP is fake.

He took fotos from here: http://dobrochan.ru/b/res/472202.xhtml

<- Proof.
It's our marriage.

Short summary:
- we are from St.Petersburg, Russia
- we met at 2ch.ru (first russian chan, it's dead now) at hidden board in April, 2008
- .......
- we married 07 of August, 2010

INTERNET JUSTACE

>>10673858
Well, would you look at that.

>Kerry collean

>>10673858
y'all got some fun shit on dat ruskiechan

congratulations. Now leave us be. We got some serious brooding to do.

>>10673858
How does it feel to have your failure spread to the greater internet?

> Themed weddings are tacky as hell and a 4chan theme is right up with star trek and renaissance faiyre shit. I'm embarrassed for you.
In Russia regular weddings are tacky and ugly. No, seriously.
And it wasn't "theme" wedding, just several refs to imageboard culture.
>How the hell did you explain this to your parents? Or your guests? Or to your future kids?
Parents don't care about smiley pillow and strange engraving.
Guests = friends who are 22-32 years old and know about chans and other Internet stuff very well.

>>10673858
How did you find this thread?

>>10673963
It's ok. Several /b/ refs isn't OMGFAILURE at all.

>>10674003
lol, I read 4chan.

Grats to OP. Nice trolling.