Is Lausanne staying at her parents tonight?

Mine was "is Lausanne"

Mr. Loubet went to the mall the other day.

(words: Loubet went)

What the fuck am I meant to say with 'Bavarian lathers' in it?

"As long as she's straight, I'll fill her with my spores."

>>10370984
The erotic massage culminated in an exotic array of Baravian lathers.

smarter of

Davin thought he was the smarter of the two of them because he had successfully masturbated in the back of their parents car on last weeks road trip.

Picture related

"Corona Fever"

>intending these
I don't believe moot was intending that these Captchas achieve semi-meme status. I'm sure he was expecting nothing but rage from us

>And thus a new type of /r9k/ thread was born

The clown was canonized from a cannon.

(canonized from)

John was a dyslexic and could not spell properly; thus, he wrote pyramided in his History exam instead of pyramid.

(what the fuck is pyramided?)

"Ah, so the point on the orbit of a celestial body that is farthest from the sun is the definition of aphelions? Reading this book is making me clever."

Aphelions Reading.

Michelle was a landwhale.

That wa easy.

>Galligan that

The gangster had told Galligan that if he didn't pay the money soon he'll fuck his wife and kill his dog.

The canyon was very wide: 1800 feet wide, in fact.

(wide 1800, hah..)

>even Whitcomb

The answer was so obvious that even Whitcomb, the dumbest of the detectives, could figure it out.

"Now you know your menstruating flatters me," he said, "but can we just for once fuck while you're not on your period?"

I ran to the 'finish line'.

>relationship Marlene
The relationship Marlene had found herself in was with a Arcanine, so she dumped his pathetic ass quickly.

I hate what /r9k/ has become

Whelan Hammond enjoys putting fishsticks in his mouth.

Captcha: Whelan Hammond

>assumed shuttles

Upon the disintegration of the multimillion dollar machine Jerry had a fleeting thought; That maybe he shouldn't have assumed shuttles were capable of barrels rolls and landing on a suburban street.

The nympho made up her own word: sextant. She refers sextant to being a combination of the words 'sex' and 'constant'.

>refers sextant

>>10371055
I would totally read a series of books called "Whitcomb, the Dumbest Detective"

anyway,
>noontime has

Noontime has become my favorite time for masturbating.

>101-2, Filene

The basement dwelling neckbeard had his battle station set up at 101-2, Filene street.

The second it hits the iceberg and begins to capsize, everyone on the 'steamboat cries'.

He shouted while he was still drying "I'm still soaking wet, I can't come in right now!".

>drying "I'm

>Welshman Parental

There is a distinct style to Welshman parental behavior, it consists primarily of drinking and beating their children.

>tappe that

And truthfully I say to thee; Thou will never tappe that behind.

With his kidnapper's cold hard pistol pressed into his back, Jimmy opened the door, revealing a room full of corsages and strapon dildoes.

my ancestor was the PERFECT CAVEMAN

John was getting bored of traditional masturbation methods, so, assuming leftie position, he continued fapping using the 'clumsy stranger' technique.

>assuming leftie

>that tattoo's
you know that bum that tattoo's for crack? Your sister got a tramp stamp from him.

(piggier door)

I had a choice between two doors, and I chose the piggier one.

Dicks were numerated in a sizes of at least 10 inches in that african village

>numerated in

>raccoon should

No raccoon should be captured, and or imprisoned, or disseised of his freehold, and or of his liberties, or of his free customs, or be outlawed, or exiled, or in any way destroyed, nor will we proceed against him by force or proceed against him by arms, but by the lawful judgment of his peers, and or by the law of the land.

"Dishtowel if only you spoke English and could help me," Jimmy mumbled into the towel wrapped around his mouth as his kidnapper's long hard dildo rammed up his ass.

> large, rowboat

Nearly large robot, but not quite. Large, rowboat?

I'm not very creative :3

y'all negroes just lost THE germs

Capcha: Maryellen the

Maryellen the blue-haired cam whore would never show tits, only troll until someone said she was pretty.

"O god when will it end," Jimmy cried as the towel came off, and the kidnapper replied, "It shall end in squid."

Douglas, you're suchan ass.
Douglas suchan

McNulty Y-force fought off countless aliens, but in the end, he was overrun

lets see the louzl XD

"I am taking you to the caves for your embalming," the kidnapper stated monotonously as Jimmy cried in terror.

Don't tell me you're Greek Dutrieu. You have the nose of a Frenchman.

>the rodman

my name is The Rodman and i like to party

The kidnapper poured the formula on Jimmy's paralyzed body.

Leaden cakes and lumpy gravy lay there sullen on my plate
The year the grifter took the sifter 1978.

The kidnapper knew that the Squires experiments proved Jimmy would be a corpse within the next 5 minutes.

The obtuse man waddled his way down to the crematorium.

>the obtuse

The kidnapper made sure to include Flannigan, Jimmy in her list of specimens.

>>10370964

I finally escaped Kim Jong's personal dungeons, and now i have to carefully plan my next moves.

Being a spy working for China isn't easy, but i'm glad to help my country to begin the slow process of incorporating both Koreas before taking further steps to global domination.

I can't allow myself to get caught again. While i can't even begin to describe the things they've done to me, i know it was just the beggining of a much worse fate, which will be mercilessly unleashed upon me if i ever go back to that wicked place.

First, i must become unrecognizable, i need to get back the ability to walk among them. Tonight, i need to see... The Pyongyang Doctor

Checking my facebook, I soon discovered that all the statuses were fucking retarded.

>statuses were

/fit/ told me to do but retracts every day, but now it hurts to sit down and I can't poop

The brain plans psoriasis expectingly, for the immune system sends out faulty signals that speed up the growth cycle of skin cells.

"plans psoriasis"

>Jaspar, is
Is that a nigger I smell, Jaspar warm up the truck !

>>10371137
>>10371161
>>10371184
>>10371213
>>10371236
>>10371267
>>10371293

This is fucking awesome, dude just told a story using several captchas

>chomped and
The grotesquely large woman chomped and slurped lovingly at her five-course meal.

She found that these new methods of masturbation that her brother taught her were most mellowing.

methods mellowing

The man exhaled, before uttering for the last time, "Jimmy, I want to know the password NOW"
Young Jimmy replied, "Secti Huhn"
This only seemed to anger the man more as he defiantly exclaimed, "WTF?"

Enjoying the Obamanian Century so far, or did you prefer the Wilsonian one?

Luigi looked repulsively at the sagging Mario

I'm now deleting my old sentence and retyping the Captcha because I forgot to enter it the first time.

"retyping the"

"matzohs following"
I began eating matzohs following the discovery of my yeast intolerance

of beeches
"Ey, ese. There es plenty of beeches in dee cloob toonite ey?"

Iroquoian "I'll

Andy looked over at the stout Iroquoian "I'll never know why people act that way."

Lily taught us to sit with our backs straight. Also, that biting a ball gag numbs the jaw.

As Jason felt the plane spiral out of control, he knew he would die alone. Yawing in a futile effort to gain altitude, he breathed his last breath.

(alone. yawing)

Can you call all the staffers in?

| staffers in |

Hapsburg social:

To members of the House of Hapsburg social connections were a given.

DARRIUS THUMPS THAT ASS

Nigel glanced over, at the
>restless south
he felt a tingle in his spine as he thought about all the southern women he would be raping

I was watching TV the other day and I went to the History Channel and I watched this retarded show called zealots special.

[84 Leonor] road was the location of the crime scene, an old man was found dead with his cock in a toaster.

"I WILL EAT YOU ALL UP" said brian to the uncooked brownies on his tray, "BROWNIES INFORMED" he sniggered to himself.

>Brownied informed

Marla liked to spend her time playing online poker and barhopping with her young female coworkers; her sister Victoria was wifelier in all possible ways, staying home with her young children and limiting her sexual attentions to her own husband.

-wifelier in

you have (my swordsand) my bow and my axe

There were two black females conversing to one another at Popeyes, "weres shauna?" one of them crudely wrote in a text message.

I went to the Republic of Chile and Tarapaca sucked donkey balls.

word: and Tarapaca

Large Marge really liked herself a nice shota, but the underage Korean kids she kept buying didn't care much for "the slabbing".

Titus awoke to the sound of his beloved betraying his love. This meant ruing the day they ever wed.

>meant ruing

Department invoice

I received an invoice from another department.

Wow that was boring.

While most of the morning was consumed with horse gluing, orphaning baby birds was the ultimate goal of the day.

(gluing, orphaning)

I got an easy one... "nuture the"

Don't nurture the trolls!

You can't contemplate organic farming if you won't entertain compost.

My father told me life was grand. That was, however, up until he was killed by Menggunakan placards.

My captcha had been "Stilwell Tempest," but the field was too long and now it is "First Swaggers," which I am reasonably confident I could work into the story which I now cannot put her because of the robot.

i went to this gay orgy last weekend, it was possibly the strangest experience ive ever had in my life. there was even a handful of celebrities there, i couldnt tell you most of them . this was a fuckin gold standard fagfest, i got in cause i know this guy in soho who's pretty well connected. family rich and all and hes queer basically. anyway i was walking around looking for faces, and i saw elton john furiously fucking maurice gibb of the beegees, apparently some guy had told him about the game, and he was pissed (in both senses) and didnt really get it. it was strange to see elton waffling on about the game, Gibb with this look of utter frustration and at the same time ecstasy, will scare me with a strange reaction to anything to do with the bee gees probably for the rest of my life!l

>>10372040

oh btw 'game, Gibb'

Is the paschal on yet? I've been waiting for it all year!

"paschal on"

"Trotus thought"

Trotus thought the worse was over.

He was wrong.

I must rid myself of the capital-labor collet around my neck!

(capital-labor collet, obviously)

"mummy be"

Mummy be good.

The man had so many wrinkles, and was even balding, that we believed him when he said he was 46. HOWEVER, CARDED, both us and the bartender were suprised to find he was actually 19.

I am not dating my hand, discuss.

Words: hand, discuss

"Foolso Youso," quotes Buddha, "Shame on Youso".

[Youso, quotes]

>>10370984
The clingier his sucker fish became on his penis, the more pleasure it gave him.

>clingier his

I've never CONSUMED WOOLEY vagina before, but I'm open to new things.

My company endorsed Hydrex until they started enslaving little white boys.

>Waikiki 1923

Waikiki 1923. The US Military had been running preliminary tests on the surrounding islands. Under the supervision of none other than Nikola Tesla, they had been testing their electrostatic ion discharge (EID) cannon for the past 3 months. Things were getting slow. The island was quiet. Until, one morning, on that fateful day...

(Was moderns) poets the best?

SIR! AGGRESSOR 9-10 HAS APPEARED ON THE BATTLEFIELD AGAIN!

WHAT?! OPEN FIRE!

aggressor 9-10

The verb he chose was so lewd that not even a million censures would be able to restore the listener's innocence.

(censures verb)

YOUR IMPISH penis is actually quite cute. I'll date you if you're into cuckolding.

Tony removed a SHRAPNEL from his chest, OF course.

I didn't think I could live "without Kellie," but dammit, I was going to try.

Hahah easy. John LOCKE ARE the best character by far on once great, ultimately shitty TV drama "lost."

Kanye West was not pleased with the Grammy that Talyor Swift had won.

>Grammy that

The Roman said to Jesus:
> You will never stand ON that CROSS, MAN.

Picture very related.

Gustav types

>in moon

The invasion was finally put to an end. The ion cannon proved to be a success. The last of the living invaders had been imprisoned and was under interrogation. The directed sound waves had proven too much for their sensitive hearing organs. The last one couldn't tolerate it any longer. When asked where they came from, the only thing it was able to say was, "in... moon."

>>10372680
Forgot picture, then uploaded wrong one.

dat joke dat Scooter dun told was so damn funny dat i almost shat mahself and heehawed all the way home.
then i shot some niggers.
"heehawed is"

http://www.livestream.com/EPtwitchtree

Troll drawfag

Ron hurriedly told him; "I-i-it's in the c-c-cave. That's wh-wh-where you'll find i-i-it." And with that, John set off to the cave in search of this mysterious treasure.

As John entered the cave, his face was struck with a gold light, and his eyes saw a beautiful sight. Was this the treasure Ron stuttered of?

They did not consider Mr. Goldfogle significant.

Once upon a time there was a man who created living beings by making ASCII pictures of them.
One day he wrote the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He hit enter, and the woman sprang from his monitor and thanked him for creating her.
It was when he was exploring her nether regions that he noticed he had made a typo: The woman did not have a vagina! So he quickly hit 'delete' and respelled her.

> respelled her.

mailman charleston put the neighbours fucking mail in my mailbox again!

"mailman charleston"

How the hell do I do one for ragtime of?

>Mesopotamia, radioing

"I want all stations ready for the next assault, from Waikiki to Mesopotamia," the general said, radioing the Allied headquarters. "If they're on the moon they could be here in a matter of hours. We have no way to fight them unless they're in low-orbit or on the ground. Losses are high. If we don't drive their next attack off, humanity will be lost."

'Miss Selena' is my bottom bitch.

Remember that whore in Hillsdale, pinkeye?

"If I see that goddamn cat one more time" Charles expressed loudly "I will feed him that meatball."

Black people is oppresses in africa

"oppresses in"

The "Heroism Group" advocates heroism.

I was only the most "sublimed that" would eat the lasagne of greatness.

>levels Boltzmann

Atmospheric charge levels had returned to normal. It had been 87 years since the last, and only invasion. The moon had been mapped in detail and manned military expeditions had all been inconclusive. They were nowhere to be found. The electrostatic ion cannons and Boltzmann stabilizers were now relics of the past. New, far more dangerous technologies had been developed, while humanity slowly waited, ever more impatiently, for the next attack.

"No, Holmes, it is not elementary," Watson said, "it is merely reclaimed science."

Jessica tousled the young man's hair, loving the smooth feel of it and ignorant that he was sexually enjoying this and taking it as a sexual advance.

"Tousled loving" (with the comma.)

The two fighters were engaged in a mortality conflict till the very end.

I do not wish to see Ghandi's walnuts. :(

Bring this to Gruner, my friend.

After dealing with the quipping of 4Channers, I walked away from my computer, sat down by my window, and looked outside introspectively.

"We've already >established
that the creature's >secretion
is acidic."

Who always steals the show?
A nigger cameraman

Words: nigger cameraman

He was hungry, so he cooked up a dome of Friedsam.

Go elsewhere, Talmud reading kike!

I applaud the efforts of Young-Earth Creationists, but I remain steadfast that Darwinian theary is correct.

steadfast Darwinian

chapcha is the best thing to happen to /r9k/

how Fosarty

Melissa screamed as her tennis coach's throbbing cock was pressed deep inside her 14 year old pussy. Coach grabbed her headbands and used them as a gag to prevent her loud bursts being heard by any neighbours - he didn't want the cops to be interfering with this deflowering.

Mr D.C Ardsmore is a pretty cool guy.

so many beers made me piss myself

>irregular kringle

so last night i was eatin these chips when i got an irregular kringle out of the bag and shit my pants.

He watched his 12-year old daughter struggle vainly as she tried to force the ropes tying her to a chair off her arms and back.

"Better brace yourself" he whispered.

And then he slowly raised the rake.

"John the editor illustrated, that 'campos', is not even a word man"

(Yes the illustrated had the comma at the end of it, unfortunatly.)

Tom writhed in pain as i lightly excreted onto his face.

I just spunked but it came out all weird, it was the wheeziest relieve I've had for a long time.

Wheeziest relieve.

Lora of Louisiana was on her last leg of the voyage.

>Lora of

-No Johnny... you are the gamete.
_What the hell are you talking about doc?
-When your father put you under our protection, he didn't do it for you, as much as you would like to believe otherwise.
No, he did it because he wnated us to harness your potential, you area a one of a kind thing.
When my work is doen that will be no more, an army of unstoppable soldiers will respond to my very command.
It's scary, isn't it?

Yah I know what the fuck a gamete is I just wanted to write something else...
Next captcha is the way our hero ends with Gordman.

His show was disturbing, and his examples, tactile. He might be a rapist...

Examples, tactile....

The two Johns - Mackie and Travolta, had rather opposing points of view on the problem of evil.

Woo

The stronger of the two was able to climb the mountain.

The stronger.

LOL OMG SO HARD

>>10376101
Oops, forgot

>and Travolta

General Grievous individually chose each of the Jedi he would kill to gain his lightsabers.

"grievous individually"

You are in your basement.

Seated in a throne of thorns; the Elder Lord, murkiness shrouding his gaze, tortured the French some more.
(Lord, murkiness)

Downy and niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers

The asian whore knew that huge sizes are the best, so she decided to date that black man after all.

>sizes best

Doctor Wilburn did not know the language that the niggers spoke to him when trying to test them for aids.

>language wilburn

We had to reconstruct the dwarfer monument.

"reconstruct dwarfer"

As Johnny is busting a nut in his obese girlfriend, she asks, "I thought you replaced the wiretap last night. My vibrator won't turn on."
Johnny was never the same man again.

>asks, wiretap

The Governors perter character earned him many friends and even more admirers.
>governors perter

Oh shit this one is hard.

>"I couldn't make up a sentence to use 'package automatic' in."

His cellphone carrier, being Verizon, charged him 50 cents per text on his plan.

>carrier being

I don't see him turning any gears in his head.

(turning any)

Get off the step, Mills, you're blocking my view

John had a foreleg that was as wide as an elephant's trunk.

>foreleg that

She had an allure that would induce uttermost lust in any man.

>induce uttermost

You're stunned.

NIRVANA WAS, and still is, a pretty popular band. I think they are pretty overrated though.

The case given to Detective Atineiatte from Miss DeSoto was finally starting to seem solvable.

(from, solvable).

Anonymous had no idea what Rublee Paquerette meant, but decided to post in the thread anyhow.

Too much time on 4chan softens minds.

(softens mind)

mah friend cutsom niggas las niight dat shiit was crazy dawg dey wer al liik fuck u an he was al liik biitch an shanked there biitch asses

>friend cutsom

"Project Wallace"

Mr. President, it was "need to know."

I need to know about Project Wallace.

>respect, Nawsco

Thats right bitch, you better respect the Nawsco

>Thats like Klingon, And not afraid

dayum moog i be has'n some of dat 435 u know what i mean home dawg.

(435 and moog)

an doctrines

"I'm not too keen on the Christian doctrines

I wish I had some of "the Nembutal" right about now.

"shoguns to"

From all Japan, Akagi summoed the shoguns to play a game agains him to test his skills.

Ok that was easy... So easy that I though of a thousand retarded phrases, this is the least retarded of them

God damn you, we were supposed to have just a "simple Kwanzaa"

Chris was a normal person until he had sex with this asian girl, then he was psychologically Chen.

Having waited for hours at the line, Kress decided to wap out his pistol and shoot everyone. (line Kress, not sure if punctuation's allowed).

Bill was forced to decline. "Nah dude I'm gonna be chillan with my roomer and stuff, you kn-". He was cut off abruptly by the flying dildo.

roomer and
what the fuck is a roomer?

> Cepetelli , Sr

But sir I am not the man you seek, for I am Cepetelli Sr.