And here's the template since I know someone's going to ask for it.

>my face when I've only achieved one of these
>and it's learning the play the vuvuzela

>>10351604
Are you 9? How can you only have done ONE of these?

a lot of those achievements are pretty shitty/dangerous or just not fun why ?

I need to slow down.

Red is everything I have done.

Cool way to look at life though.

Also, OP, you should make your own beer.

I think that is the next one I am gonna try for.

vcf

>>10351646
I'm 20, and I don't fuckin' know. Goddammit.

I think I did pretty alright.

>>10351604
>>10351730

Go outside and pick up some trash. Jesus.

Well, Trippin Balls and Ralph are easy to earn.
And if you're a virgin, Sweatin' Bullets should be too.

Much more than I imagined, haha.

I thought I'd only have like one or two, maybe three, after looking over the list.

I lol'd and then prayed you were joking.

Also more stories from the sltu plz

Is this things that we have set out to do? Or have just happen to do sometime in our lifetime? Some of these are givens.

Compelling argument, chap.

Am I the only one lazy enough to just check 'em and not color the entire damn thing in?

>>10351555
This is interesting, I will start filling out mine.

>>10351796
I don't know about you, but this seems too interesting to not do it correctly

Cool beans, guys.

>>10351545
Thiiiiiis is cool.
I wish there were more icons

>>10351826

This.

This chart is one of the most interesting charts I've seen. Thought it was the masturbation one at first, but it's not. Doing everything on this chart is like, all you need to be able to say "Yeah, I've lived life."

>>10351796
>Am I the only one lazy enough to just check 'em and not color the entire damn thing in?

OP here, I use the paint bucket to fill them in with one click...

Is there a way to customize your own? Some of these just seem fucking stupid.

>>10351864
I kinda agree.

Like getting a tattoo.
Goes against my values, but I may do it.


Oh and quitting a job?
Why would I cut off a source of income.

A few of these are a little ambiguous - I've drank enough to be sick, but not *everywhere*. I've done French at school and got a C at GCSE. I've been up a mountain, but I drove 95% of the way. And I'm sure that I've gained 20 lbs, say from ages 15 to 20.

Do any of these count?

Mine seems pretty pale at the moment.

Almost done it all. Not knowing how to drive at 30+ is weirdest.

>I don't efel like it
>This is boring
>I'm gonna go plya some xbox or something

wow i found a long list of ones like these check this http://adf(DELETE ME).ly/44Yk Just remove the (DELETE ME)

>5682

>>10351900
>had a divorce

How'd that go?
What made you get married?

>>10351915
a whim. stupidity. also - had a kid already.

>>10351878
I wondered the same.

each of us has gained at least 20 lbs.

so I'm guessing we might have to voluntarily gain em

seems kinda dumb, unless I'm gaining at least 16 lbs of muscle.

>>10351872

You quit a job because you don't like it. You can't always have jobs you enjoy.

This is a chart to show you've lived life, experienced everything, and done things your way.

Here's mine. Perma-virgin neckbeard for the fucking lose.

How did I do guys?

>>10351900

You've stayed the same weight all the time?

>>10351930
assuming you're a male, is it safe to say you lost the child and have to pay your wife monthly?

textless post are not allowed by the robot

Anyone seen this one?

>>10351971
I answered by what I thought an intent of the question and not the strictest possible meaning.

This made me realize that my life hasn't been as uneventful as I tough, but it also made me realize that there's still a lot of shit to do.

I don't know who made this, but thank you

>>10351976
yep ... 2 kids. ex moved to another country and took kids with her. shitsux.

>>10352002

FYI, yes actually, I have seen that one.
Here's mine, anyway..

>>10352035
Alright. I appreciate your willingness to answer.

Almost there really..

this ls depressing...

Blue is done
Red is in progress

Not as many as I'd thought really.
I'm going for the tattoo next.

I'm only 19. But shit, is this bad?

wow i found a long list of ones like these check this http://adf(DELETE ME).ly/44Yk Just remove the (DELETE ME)

>5980

>>10352002
Here's one I just filled in. Still got a few to work on, mainly the public fapping.

wow i found a long list of ones like these check this http://adf(DELETE ME).ly/44Yk Just remove the (DELETE ME)

>6782

Overall, I think I'm doing pretty damn good for being an unmotivated loser.

wow i found a long list of ones like these check this http://adf(DELETE ME).ly/44Yk Just remove the (DELETE ME)

>3597

Green are done, red currently being worked on.

If things go the way I'm planning though, there are a few that just wont happen. Bringing someone home the same night I meet them, dating people above or below my own age or whatever those ones were, getting divorced, paying for sex (although since I'm engaged, that technically means I already am, AMIRITE GUISE), and having sex with two different people in 24 hours.

I can definitely live with missing out on those though.

I want to visit more countries. I've managed 7 so far, so who knows what the future might hold.

>>10352142
'eat your load after coming'.

Oh man, that shit's just wrong.

>>10351545
Very good. Make that JPEG image happy.

Still a lot to do.

Justincaseblox

>>10352185
Tastes good man. Don't know what those bitches are complaining about when they claim to hate swallowing.

Highlighting your achievements in black looks legit

The list seems lacking.

>mfw I'm the only one to accomplish 6 arms to hold you

How will the brick resume the whale?

>>10351730

I had done at about 14 of these when I was 13, you need to go outside more you pussy. Damn computers, making all these kids lazy as fuck.

Thank you for making me feel like I've done things instead of waste away and devolve on the internet all my life, chart of charts.

green = get
blue = trying

I did a lot more than I thought I did. No drugs and no sex though. I'd rather not get to the drug ones but I wouldn't mind a boyfriend.

>>10351545
Green = completed
Blue = need to complete
Original color = nofuckingthx

25 y.o. btw

i cant be arsed to make it in paint... anyone got a website for making these?

>>10351545
OP, trip shrooms.

>>10352375

Quit being lazy, just color it with the paint can thing. It's not that hard.

Th ebible says next to nothing about happiness.

You guys fail beacuse you get annoyed at inequity based on some abritrary scaleo f 'happines's.

>>10352281

Laughing Man, you seem like you've had a pretty good life. Why don't you fill some in, I want to see what the dad of /r9k/ has done.

i feel rather accomplished, thank you anon

>>10352428

Alright, I will. give me some time to do this.

>>10351941
I haven't gained or lost 20lbs since puberty. I was shorter and chubby and now am tall and skinny. Maintaining weight from 125-135.

Where can I build a tab like this? LINK NAO! Awesome shit!

>>10352445
updated with color

>>10352299

Pt 2, fap chart.

Now I just feel ashamed

Mines a little different.

I feel I've done well enough.
Feelsgoodmanbloxs

There, it's done. I think at 44 I've lived a pretty good life.

The achievement list could use a lot of work, considering that the majority of them don't even have icons and are poorly thought out. I'm 19 and I only had a few that I didn't do, mostly because they're not possible at my age.

meh, good enough

>>10352596
God damn you're an old fucker.
You should be ashamed to be on 4chan.

Where can I get my own achievement list?

Are there points based on each one? Are we going for an overall score?

>>10351555
Can't I make my own? Those achievments suck

>>10352623

I'm sorry, I have a life that I go through everyday. 4chan relaxes me, nothing to be ashamed of here.

>>10352636
No, but there should be a point system.
We'd all need to agree on points tho.

>>10351545
Blue, things I would like to do someday.

Green, things I have done.

Grey, thinks I wouldn't like.

I don't consider myself a loser

>>10352623

Why should he? Do you know of a better, more mature anonymous forum?

Hmmm, got some to go still...

here's mine dudes

Feels good man.

I'm actually surprised.

got to say a lot of these things havn't really crossed my mind. 'tis a nice list of interesting things to do though.

At the virginity part, I'm not even that bad looking and I've had many opportunities. Just missed out on some becaues of stupid reasons like whiskey dick, drunk people kept on walking in on us, vagina too tight (gotta admit though she just turned 14). But meh.

This is pretty cool. OP, you make me depressed. Wish I could help you get some but this is /r9k/ so you're probably fine with your lack of achievements.

Failureblox.

blox.

Here's mine... not bad for a 30y

Wow, I've had a pretty good run. Thanks OP.

ohshit need text

sry... forgot the pic...

not too shabby if I do say so myself.

More than I expected.

This is at 21. Many of these seem kind of empty- more parts of a normal life than something to strive for.

>>10353056
The Ralph one too, forgot to highlight that one.

Doing well so far!

I think many people are missing the 'eat something, that came out of your body'. I did on my first fill. Then I remembered, that I ate my buggers as a kid and when I have broken arm I have sucked my blood or eaten the annoying loose tissue.

same coIors as OP

I was going to do the states for every achievement, but I have to go offline soon. So I've managed to collect the first line, at least

As of >>10353565 there are 53 responses.

Ralph 36
Pay it forward 43
Sparkle Sparkle 22
Book worm 32
...and shove it! 31
...and fuck you too! 17
Johnny Appleseed 18
Property reassessment 5
Nest egg 13
Phileas Fogg 11
Peg-leg 19
Alpha as fuck 16
Rosetta Stone 28
Because it's there 19
ohmygodohmygodohmygod 7
Rock me Amadeus 22
Beer Baron 10
Skin deep 5
Tastes like chicken 18
Roots 19
Waste not, want not 29
Iron chef 32
Sweatin' bullets 11
The whole 9 yards 10

>>10354891

Now that I've done it, I have no fucking idea why I did it.

>>10354906
thank you. it is an interesting read.

I think the next closest one i can consciously aim for is getting married.

>>10354891 shown as percentages

Ralph 68
Pay it forward 81
Sparkle Sparkle 42
Book worm 60
...and shove it! 58
...and fuck you too! 32
Johnny Appleseed 34
Property reassessment 9
Nest egg 25
Phileas Fogg 21
Peg-leg 36
Alpha as fuck 30
Rosetta Stone 53
Because it's there 36
ohmygodohmygodohmygod 13
Rock me Amadeus 42
Beer Baron 19
Skin deep 9
Tastes like chicken 34
Roots 36
Waste not, want not 55
Iron chef 60
Sweatin' bullets 21
The whole 9 yards 19

I think I'm doing well.

participating in thred

This seems about right.

I probably won't be getting any more for a while now.

Blue = I'd like to do it
Orange = Huge Success


This does kind of put things into a different perspective, whoever made this is awesome.

green: done
blue: wanna do
red: dont wanna do

is life really THAT boring?
I'm just 25...

I read this off to the gf and she said we should try for the 5 yr one. :3

Green done, blue in progress.
Proposed to girlfriend, she said yes, we've been together for 4 and 1/2 years.
24 years old, I'm surprised that everyone that seems close to my completion seems to be significantly older.

>Also, wtf are all thees people wearing?

"Trachten" National costume clothing. This ni particular is worn by people fromB avaria (Germany).

It's worn especially at adn around thet ime of the "Oktoberfest".