I don't wanna die, out here in the valley...

I have sex with children under 10. Is that not strange or are you going to do a completely hypocritical "WELL EXCEPT PEDOPHILIA HURR DURR SICK FUCK"?

>>10288735
I like to strangle myself while my cat licks my honey covered asshole.

Am I weird OP?

>>10288735
I like to strangle cats while I lick my own honey covered asshole.

Am I weird OP?

nothing is to strange because all things are done to achieve pleasure.
take masochism for example. masochists take PLEASURE in pain. Pedosexuals take pleasure in sexual relations with children.

>>10288871
I take pleasure in not taking pleasure in things.

I know where you live OP, and I have a shrine erected in my basement where I talk to an effigy I made out of your dead skin and eyelashes. Hope you don't mind...

>>10288837
my first thought when I submitted this thread was that someone was gonna mention this.

strange or not.
I have never had any "pedo" experiences.
But I can think of so many ways that a normal non-phedophile man can "become" an phedophile. And all of them are in no way "strange" all of them are very natural.

I have also read about several condicted phedophiles where they explained how they became phedophiles. And when I read those things I can to myself that maybe, if I where under tha same conditions that they were maybe even I could become an phedophile.
I dont like the idea of that, but I have to admit that is true.

>>10288937

Okay, then let me add this:

My 9 year old sister has a false eye. I take it out and jerk in her eye socket every night.

I'm not just saying that to be strange either. The thought of putting my cum directly in her head makes me very horny.

>>10288871
I have to agree with this
related my other post. an phedophile takes pleasure from beeing an phedophile
>>10288919
I dont have a basement!!!

>>10288959
that seems fun. even I can do that.

>>10288988

You want to jerk off in my 9 year old sister's eyesocket? doesn't that make you a pedophile? To be honest, I really want to fuck it but I'm afraid of breaking something.

I dont think anything is strange, rather each and every facet of life is absurd.
IT makes me want to laugh at times how I see people just lining up in a mall to pay for their shit.
Even writing this is making me tingle. God damn, the internet and drugs have fucked me up.

I only enjoy things I dont really think about, otherwise it would seem just as absurd as other things.
So I dunno, man.

what about furies?

furriesareweirdblox

>>10288959
Skull fucking isn't that strange.
I see that shit on /d/ and Gurochan all the time.

>>10289002
ok sorry about that. im tired! I thought you ment you were playing with the false eye in the eye socket.
That would be fun

>>10288959
You're a fucking dick.

Not commenting on the 9 year old girl part either, the socket is extremely fucking sensitive and that probably hurts like shit. Also, what if she gets an infection from your selfish behavior ?

>>10289021

I agree but my parents would not.

>>10288959
DAT DELICIOUS PASTA
ohu.tiff

>>10289021
THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE OH MY FUCKING GOD

weird you say?

>>10289008
Somewhat agree with this...

How about people fapping to gore?
Or murdering someone just to make an incision and fuck it?
That is not strange?

>>10289053

I just jerk off in it while she's sleeping. I haven't fucked it yet, calm down. Considering she's never even made a peep after I finish, I doubt I'm hurting anything. And she's yet to get an infection.

>>10289080
puuurfect!!
very much agree.

everyone and everything is strange. I cant imagine a "normal" person. Therefore it even makes me sad when people who think of themself as "normal" call other people weird.

OP, if you find nothing weird than what is weird?

>>10289099

Your sexuality is misguided.
Wanting to put your penis inside your siblings eye socket is not a good sign, it's a signal that your development has gone wrong at a certain stage and it will become worse in time, if you still care about your future, address this issue before it really gets out of control and you start doing shit this robot said:
>>10289093

>>10289120

Nope, that's not true at all. There is such a thing as weird. None of what is listed in that comic is weird, because it's stupid mundane bullshit. Being a serial killer is weird. Wrapping someone's intestines around your dick and jerking off in their stomach is weird.

I am not weird, because I do not do these things. Please do not defame the word "weird" by trying to plaster it in your "everybody's quirky!" bullshit. Some of us aren't weird and don't want to be, and don't buy into your "we're all weird AND normal" philosophy.

Assholes.

>>10289093
same explanation as that one about phedophiles.
they get some kind of pleasure out from it all (and so on)
they have unique life experiences that for themself makes this okay to do. OR they might have a brain damage/disease (which is not very strange at all)

>>10289160

My sexuality is fine. And if it's not, how do you suggest I fix it, Dr. Phil?

>>10289008
here again.

Just thinking about how society developed, we are making it so much harder for everyone else the way things are, but its not going to change, itll all stay the same.
Then people who kill for their religious belief in direct violation of the laws of the god they so cherish.
People paying pro atheletes millions for doing something so trivial.

Its especially arousing, in a way thats odd, to think about humanity on a whole.
This has lead me to probably become a sociopath and want to control life/take it away from people.
I dont know why, but I always found death fascinating, the moment one slips away, it seems so surreal.
Then again, the way people so dearly hang on to life is absurd as well, its like, whats the use, you may live on but youre still a dead man eventually.

As before, none of this seems strange to me, but rather, its absurd that people delude themselves so, but its understandable, but ultimately pointless.

>>10289178

Oh, now I understand what you mean by "weird".
I stand corrected, so as far at it is logically explainable, it is not weird?
Didn't you just say
>Being a serial killer is weird.

Strange... That is also caused by brain abnormalities or "unique" life experience...

>>10289166
this thread is not about "weird does not exist"
this thread is more about me lacking the ability to think about other people in a way that I think "he/she is fucking weird"

I still know what is out of the ordinary, I know whats not viewed as okay. I simply lack the ability to distinguish something as a weird act.

>>10289228
where did I say a serial killer is weird?

Sometimes it's best to not know some things

>>10289194

>My sexuality is fine.

Implying jacking off in your under aged siblings eyesocket is acceptable.

I'm not attacking you. I am trying the potential creation of another sick fuck on this world. There are already plenty of those around.
I suggest you fight these urges and come to your sense.
If you are mentally strong, you can suppress these urges for the rest of your life.
Otherwise, see a fucking shrink buddy.

>>10289228
someone else wrote beeing a serial killer is weird. check the name a little closer next time

>>10288735

All you had to say was that everything that can be explained by logic is not weird to you.
If that is the case, then it is flawed. Logic is not logical at all since knowledge is never the truth.

>>10289286

Oh, okay. Thanks for the input.

>>10289294
I stand corrected, tired as fuck but I cant sleep.


>>10289372
How old are you? And how long have you had what most would call "un-normal" urges?

>>10289286
I dont think supressing it for always is the best things to do.
Maybe just take time over and get over it. Maybe with help from a shrink.

You probably know that this is not acceptable in society. If you simply get over it you can start getting horny to whatever "normal" people get horny to. That way you want to things that you can get in jail for and if you are able you can imagine yourself as a "normal" person every single day you wake up.

Please do this before you start cutting of peoples head just to fuck them.

OP is a douche that trys to act cool
HURR DURR NOTHING IS WIERD
NORMAL IS TOTALLY NOT A WORD ABOUT THE STANDARD OR NORM
yes i mad

>>10289422
mayor spelling mistakes
>That way you dont want to do things that you can get in jail for

>>10289459
"major", not "mayor"... tired too?

Oh look, a thread with someone who's not judgmental but more open minded than usual. Carry on.

>>10289448
you missunderstand.

I was telling you that I dont thing anything is strange.

meaning: When I see things other people think is weird, my first reaction is NOT: "OMG, thats fucking weird!"
I simply react as if I would have seen anything "normal" thats what I was trying to tell you... sorry if I was not clear enough.

now thank me for answering your troll, because now you didnt wasted some precious seconds of your life for nothing.

>>10289513
You just did that to prevent 404...

>>10289513
What you MEANT to say was that you don't find anything surprising. Probably because you're trying to prove how you're so much more jaded than everyone else.

>>10289477
yea I am. :)
im tired and english is not my first language. >>10289488
I dont know exactly what I should answer with here. I will simply answer you with a smiley:
:-)

>>10289551
I dont think I am, neither do I want to prove anything.

OP, shut up.
You're not a unique and beautiful snowflake, etc.
Everyone on 4chan has build up a tolerance to 'weird'. You're not special.

>>10289617
I never said I was, not more special then anyone else that means.
stop trolling in my what-used-to-be first ever succesfull thread on 4chan ever. even though I have been on here regulary for over a year.

>>10289617
Sum'd up what i was going to say, fuck you OP everyone after a while gets that mentality after they've lurked here long enough and you're no different

>>10289689
well fuck you then

mutedbloxfuckedbrainwashedmothafuckinrapedblox

>>10289672
Do you even know what the word troll means?
I'm not a troll. I'm just here to inform you that you're fucking stupid.

>>10289689
I just figured.
i'm not OP. you must be talking about someone else. :-)

>>10289021
PROPHECY THE PROPHECY!!

I can't believe no one has said a single word about
>phedophile

>>10288837

desires are not wrong or strange.. what IS wrong is acting upon those desires when they cause harm to an innocent person.

example:
jacking it to loli hentail? AWESOME. go for it, bro.
molesting a little girl? you're a fucking monster.