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>>10288353
Wrong.


Bump for answers. Also cocksblox

bump because i am interested in this as well

Rice and beans son. Go to Chinatown, buy yourself a 20 pound bag of strange rice for next to nothing. Get yourself some cheap goddamn beans. Maybe some spices, if you're into that shit. Cook them. DELICIOUS. FILLING. CHEAP.

Mi goreng.

Don't fall into the trap of ramen, it may be cheap but it's not filling and you'll be hungry again in about half an hour.

Don't buy branded products; buy shops own, or go to a market.

Hell, grow your own food, it's not that hard.

Anyway, some carrots, peppers, lettuce, broccoli, cabbage, watercress, potatoes and mushrooms won't cost that much if you do the above, and are rather healthy, and not that bland.

>>10288556
It's also terrible for you.

>>10288515
Filling.. but is it nutritious? I mean, does it have protein? It's all about the protein.

1. Buy some protein powder
2. Put it on EVERYTHING
3. ???
4. Profit

>>10288556
actually...

make your own ramen.

Go to chinatown, get a big bag of noodles, get some really cheap meat there as well maybe some eggs if they're going cheap to.

Also quite a few spices, it's probably better if you get yourself a jar of mixed spice

make it like you would make soup (boil the eggs and chuck them in).

Make a massive pot and freeze it, and there you go, healthy, cheap, ramen!

>>10288585
beans are good for protein
so are eggs and chicken

>>10288585

I wonder about this too - I've made beans and rice for dinner before, and it is indeed filling and cheap, though i wonder about ways to spice it up. But yeah, mainly - is it nutritious?

>>10288670
Think about how mcu you own that's made in china.

Think about how much rice they eat.

Would they be able to make that much stuff if rice was unhealthy?

Student schnitzel:

You need:
- bread
- oil
- a frying pan
- onions
- mustard

Pan-fry the bread with onions. Eat with mustard.

>>10288670

Throw some peppers,mushrooms, carrots and onions in there, and you're good to go.

>>10288670
Cheap fatty meats (cheap sausage) in small quantities will make it more tasty. Throw in carrots and potatoes.

>>10288692

That sounds horrible, why would you eat that.

>>10288692
also, if you fry something, stick a bit of white bread in to soak up the oli/fat.

Fried bread is delicious and a nice addition to any meal.

>>10288722
It's not too bad. If it's too bad, just starve yourself for a few days and then try it.

>>10288692
EATING CHEAP MEANS EATING SHITTY, RITE
>>10288694
>>10288670
O WAIT NO

>>10288773
Hmm... I was going to try that as well, maybe not now...

this stuff will make you a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus

>>10288857
Buncha slack jawed faggots in my /r9k/

This has to be posted.


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>>10288996

so much effort for no pic

>>10289006
and now, it wont let me post it...

>>10288300
RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN

>>10289025
bindun right here.
>>10288649
LEARN TO READ THE FUCKING THREAD

I'm allergic to wheat so I can't eat ramen or any of that bread shit.

>>10289157
sorry dude if you need a gluten free diet you can't eat cheaply. at least not while you live in a country that produces an enormous amount of wheat and puts it in everything.

There are shitloads in this thread about cheap, nutritious and easy-to-prepare meals here:

http://anonib.com/hikikomori/res/3413.html

tofu blocks D:

Potatoesssss very filling.

Here is a very simple meal, easy to prepare, pretty good for you, and you can make enough for several portions.

Ingredients:

-1 pound lean ground beef (or turkey, which I prefer, less salt)
- 1 16 oz. bag of frozen mixed veggies (off-brand for best value) OR 5 cups of fresh veggies of your choice, steamed

- 2 cans stewed tomatoes

- Optional: Small can tomato paste and a small can of V8

1. Cook veggies (steam fresh ones, or boil the frozen veggies and drain).

2. In a large pan or skillet with a lid, brown the meat, drain the fat.

3. Add the veggies and 2 cans of stewed tomatoes.

4. Bring to boil, then set to low. Simmer for 20 minutes.

5. Serve with rice. Should make at least 4 servings for one person, depending on how much you eat.

6. If you want the mixture to be thicker, add 2 table spoons of the tomato paste. If you want it thinner, add the small can of V8.

Rice and beans is surprisingly good, my roommate is poor and spanish, and fuck if he doesn't know how to make a boring meal interesting for 50 cents a day.