If by that you mean "I don't have any friends", then yes. I don't have any friends.

I told my peers not to be fooled by the rocks that I've got, I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block, but they have made me an outcast.

If the daily show or the colbert report doesn't cover it then I don't care enough to learn on my own when it comes to politics.

>>10287750
I just don't care enough about anything to actively do something.

>>10287769
then I suggest you find something that you give two shit about

if not why live? Just sayin' bro

>>10287867
You're right. But I don't care about finding anything to care about.

You're right.

>>10287912
start watching or reading the local news or do the daily show/colbert thing, you can't really go wrong there if you WANT some minuscule change in your life.

>>10287649
In way I guess I am, though I have learned to tolerate/fake enough to be able to hang out with people and have friends anyway.

But still, it's a chore to hang out with most people because they try so very hard to fit into their subculture.

With the classic nerds you have to learn to tolerate their surprisingly inflated ego's, because they are oh so very intelligent, and the non-intelligent people (the majority population) are all just mindless automatons. And you have to be on board with their own social norms, you have to be edgy atheist and laugh about christfags while sucking Dawkins cock.

Hanging out with your average jocks is a chore as well, because it's party, girls, sports, party, girls, sports repeated ad infinitum. I enjoy going clubbing with some bro's, I enjoy watching football now and then, but I can't base my entire life around these things, it makes it feel meaningless.

Continued...

>>10287973
With the hipsters/emo's/scenepeople in general, you are only as good as your vintage clothing, your knowledge of obscure music no one else listens to etc. You get bonus points for adding obscure things to your lifestyle, like going buddhist, just because it's edgy. It's a constant competition to be as different as possible, while still fitting in with the pretty narrow line of social norms.

Hanging out with vidya nerds you have to learn to cope with everyone's unhealthy obsession with their favorite vidya. A good portion of vidya nerds are ridicolously competitive and are difficult to socialize with, because they really want to play vidya, and preferrably their favorite game, but they are most sore losers in the world should you ever happen to beat them at their vidya. The fanboyism around their favorite vidya makes any discussion about it impossible as well.

Hanging out with non-vidya gaming nerds (eg nerds who like tabletop games, warhammer, MTG etc) is pretty much the same thing, but instead you have to deal with their obsessive need to be know-it-alls. Better watch out if you ever forget a rule, they will come down on you with the force a thousand suns in a race to see who can correct you first and thus "show" they know the most about your particular nerd interest.

>>10287991
And then once a while you find someone that has interests in several fields. My theory is that it mellows them out so they do not possess the extreme characterists of any one group. They usually make great friends.

>>10287991
I like you, sir. You have a good head on your shoulders.

>>10287649
>>10287649
Sauce on that pic?

>>10288026
not the OP but it's ecchi not actual hentai, aniki~something or other.

>>10288068
>>10288068
Bahh, darn.

Thank ya, roobit.

>>10288026

God fucking dammit, whenever there is any picture of something even vaguely female, some shitdick will ask for a source.

Why do you latch to anything that resembles something that might have a vagina? Fucking pathetic.

>>10288090
Not the guy who asked for sauce, but I'm pretty fascinated by her tattoes and the way they match her hair. I wonder if anyone has done that IRL.

>>10288087

Hozuki-san chi no aneki.

You should still read it, 'tis sexy.

Can anyone just give me the summary of what that comic is about?

Is it just some slut fucking dudes? What's the gimmick?

>>10287649
I'm like that. I guess I really should find a scene but I'm too ashamed.

I like some videogames but I haven't owned a console for the past 2 generations, I like some Anime but I've never watched all of Inuyasha/Sailor Moon, I like some film but I don't like any of the Godfather films. I could go on for ages.

I think it might be because I was one of the first generations to have internet access at 18, I cant form a distinct set of skills/knowledge, rather its like I amalgamate the top search results from google instead.

How do I become pro at something?

>>10288142
bitch girl next door bullies the protagonist, but when some girls hit on him she gets jealous. Typical anime story with a possessive 'bitches and whores' story line to keep it grounded in reality or that's how it was roughly told to me.

>>10288236
>>10287991
>>10287649
I feel like you guys should be watching the show Dexter.

>>10288142

The gimmick is the dude of the story is in love with his older sister (not blood-related) and she kinda likes him, but she's also a ferocious troll and she knows he likes her. So the comic is mostly her trolling the fuck out of him.

>>10288295
Would that help in any way?

>>10288295
>>10288317
no, it just about a serial killer that kills serial killers. unless you want to kill the potential evils of our societies and get away it.

>>10288295
I've seen Dexter, when I heard about it it seemed like an interesting show but when I watched it I got bored quickly.

I'm no psycho or anything (I am >>10287973 and subsequent posts) I just think it sucks that people try so hard to fit into their subculture stereotypes. This also reinforces all the negative aspects of that subculture.

Inb4 unique snowflake and all that.

I kinda am living in such a hell.
I have a knack at not realizing when what im saying is going too far.
For some reason I was hanging out with jocks in highs chool once and they talk about how a random girl has huge knockers and how they jerk off to her. Me, trying to fit in, say some bs like "oh hell yeah, jerking off to her would be great, with some anal stimulation as well, and possibly using a banana peel for lubrication/fake pussy would be great".
Needless to say, I went home that day early for they would not let me live it down.
High school was as one could expect it to be with a person who experiments wildly with jacking off.

>>10287973
>>10287991
tl;dr: People like having hobbies. People like surrounding themselves around others who enjoy said hobby.

>>10288444
Haha oh wow bro that sucks, but you seem like a real masturbation connesieur, and for that I like you.

>>10288456

It's more simple than that - people just like belonging.

>>10288392
>I just think it sucks that people try so hard to fit into their subculture stereotypes.
This, I think it invalidates the whole point of it being a subculture. I also think its why boards like /a/ and /v/ and /g/ have become so shitty. Instead of people posting their opinions, it seems to have become a fucked up popularity contest of who is the best at posting on the board.

Just like how /b/ is full of people who want to get doubles and troll because they think "thats what people do on /b/".

>>10288456
That's not the gripe though. The problem is you are really only supposed to have hobbies in one field, and your hobbies in that field need to fit special criteria.

If you have hobbies spanning several fields, none of these subcultures will really let you in. So you have to "supress" certain hobbies and interests, depending on who you hang out with.

>>10288444
dude the texture of a banana peel is fucking godly. best bit is leaving the last bit of flesh in the end to stimulate the feeling of hitting the uterus (I have no idea what it actually feels like, but it provides an adequate physical metaphor)

One time I took too much flesh out though, and got that spike up my urethra.

also cumming into a banana peel things don't seem to smell, and it doesn't leak through like normal tissues.

>don't wanna hang out with cool kids anymore
>they have hot girls around but are vapid and vain
>don't wanna hang out with nerds anymore
>they're funny but too awkward to talk to for long, and no girls
>go to bar and try to get drunk enough to give a shit about random strangers
>i need a new life

>You will never be a hot slut like the girl in OP pic.

>>10288444
>>10288573

we should write a book
The A to Z of fruit fucking.
With illustrations. For men.

>>10287649

What do you like doing, OP? People make friends based off what they do.

most adults i know only talk about football and going to the pub, im 21 and feel too mature talking to people in there 30' and 40's

>>10288707
not only that most of the adult's i know bitch and talk about stuff i thought people grew out off in school

>>10288660
Refreshing pages on the internet and consuming informational rubbish like animu and random books = have no interests.
not OP

>>10288632
Hell yes.
We put the "Master" in masturbate.

>>10288791
lets write the book on one of the text boards which one should we use?

>>10288660
I'm not the OP but we are the same person.
I play vidya and read what is considered literature and watch films I find interesting and listen to music that I like and draw things I don't really want people to see because it's more of an outlet and I play a little guitar but not good enough to be in a band and I smoke a lot of pot and ignore a lot of people and at the same time put up with a lot of people because if I didn't I wouldn't have friends and that's the one social norm I seem to care about following. Chances are the OP and I are a lot alike, different interests in all sorts of things but there seems to be a problem with being accepted by the die-hard or "definitions" of a subculture or niche or clique because we aren't doing everything "right" to be allowed in their secret clubs.


The only other person I know like this sort of fits into the college bro culture but he's a lot more intelligent than his peers and by happenstance he's my closest friend. It sounds nice but when you're in the position I am you kind of realize that compared to his best friend you don't really mean anything at all and all those compliments kind of hollow out.

What the fuck are we talking about.

I tried to fuck a banana peel but it just fell apart. Where did I go wrong???

>>10288823
Dear lord, we would need an entire Tinychat room for ourselves and other people who know many jacking off techniques.

>>10288836
Its kind of hard but you shouldnt try to peel it all the way to the end. If anything you want to peel the banana to the minimum amount.

Imagine being able to take 99% of the banana out whilst only peeling 60% way down. then you can ejaculate in the part that you didnt peel yet, get it?

>>10288851
tinychat is too volatile.

>>10288851
>>>/food/#1
This is impressive they already have a thread on food to put in vagina lol

>>10288910
>>>/food/1248741175

I suppose you could do a male/female version

I'm similar to you OP. I do however take great ineterst in politics. Other than that, I'm not a hardcore nerd nor a hipster nor a jock. Most people though don't like to talk politics or history. I have a surface level appreciation of nerd hobbies like science, technology, and video games. Even on politics and history, I'm not at a super high level. I couldn't hang with real ivy league intellectuals and authors for sure. Music I dabble in, certainly not a guy with half his hard drive full of obscure music. The thing is though, I know about more in a lot of these areas than the average person I run into. The average person is the sports and clubing types who consume the mainstream culture. While I don't live in underground subcultures, I also don't much partake in mainstream music and TV, etc. So I'm in social limbo and/or purgatory as well. I'm sort of stuck in the middle.

Oh look, a thread full of normal people. Carry on.

>>10287649
No one ever grows up. People stay who they were when they were teens, but start claiming to be "grown-ups".

Think back. What did teens do in the 70's? Pretend to care about politics, while secretly getting high.
What do adults do today?

>>10288836

I fucked a banana peel a couple times in the past and this is how I did it, see pic.

Cut off one end with a knife, hollow out the inside, and it's ready. Though depending on how large your penis is, you might need to cut a slit there so that the peel won't burst into treats.

>>10288887

I tried my very best to get the banana out without messing up the peel, but I guess my best just wasn't good enough.

In any case, I won't be fucking bananas any time soon. I felt like a fool with a banana on his dick, and let me tell you there is no more foolish fool than that.

>>10288578

Ha ha ha! No you don't! THEY need new lives. You're the only sane one there.

>>10288971

Well Henry I'm flattered that you would take the time to make a banana-fucking diagram just help a bro out, but I've given up fruit sex I'm afraid.
>>10288982

>>10288971
Well I just gave it a shot but it didn't really work but that may be because our bananas aren't as big as normal. I'm gonna look out for some large ones.

However, I put it in the microwave for 7 seconds first and that felt awesome

>>10289281
Holy balls, I never thought to microwave that shit, it always did feel cold. Youre a genius!

OP, I'm in the same situation as you. I'm in the otaku culture, but not actually participating in the culture. But at the same time I'm unable to discuss any adult topics because I don't have a job. The recession does not help one bit.

Do you have a job, a place where you work OP?

>>10287649
there's another word for this, it's called being free.

>>10289726
Sometimes being free sucks though bro. You have no idea how many times I've decided to just give up on hobbies, convictions, lifestyle choices etc just to fit in with one subculture and feel that sense of belonging.

Sounds like OP should have spent more time in university.

Just sayin