Not funny, but you get the point
"Don't be a jew."

Got one named Roland in this building somewere.

Default, Linksys

No niggering

mimisofreakingsexy

My friends was named "NERV Wireless"

BTHOMEHUB-PGTF

fml

mine is "A_Series_Of_Tubes"

>>10264408
linksys all the way.

Thank you, old people two houses down.

My neighbor on my left put a password on his router and named it "Mark stop stealing my fucking internet", in reference to the neighbor on my right.

"37 love shack"
It's also unsecured, but the signal is too weak to abuse.

http://www.ipodsforeducation.org.uk/?ref=1335

"your girlfriend is good in my bed"
I use it when i go over to my friends house, i think its his neighbors

>move into new condo
>looking to steal Internets
>see available network
>'DON'T FUCKING STEAL THIS'
>no password
>mfw

Currently posting from "borrowed" wireless.

Feelsgoodman.jpg

I've gone through a couple
>We can hear you having sex
>You smell like shit neighbor
>DERP A DERP HERP HERP

Mine used to be "fuck off"

I think my neighbors got the message

>>10264504
How can you be competent enough to know how to realise someone is stealing it and change the name but not secure it in the first place? It's crazy. Pretty sure it's actually the default these days, you've got to actively try to avoid securing your connection.

>>10264539
How about not being a retard?

My current is rather unexceptional. I named in TheMatrix. I'm thinking I'll name mine WalkTheDinosaur. Of course, I can always disable SSID broadcasting.

My brother named ours 'd-link, sorry guys'.

>>10264461
That's rather clever. I should try that.

some i've seen

"crack the password" and the password was crack

"buy this connection" WEP password cracked

"always monitoring"

"connect for virus"

>>10264558
Either that, or it's a hacker trying to draw you in to hax ur internets.

Mine (devnull) has its SSID disabled. I also have another cheapie I set up as "NETGEAR" (it isn't netgear) that isn't connected to anything... I might connect it to a machine configured to answer any IP on port 80.

My neighbours:
"The poos"
"Sexbox360"
"kitty'sallnightloveshack"
"Gorilla"

>>10264646
Hmm. You could use that to fake a BT Openzone access point's login screen and pocket the passwords.

>>10264504
>new condo
Hah, figures.

my old neighboors was "Google My Yahoo"

when i lived in my apartment in the city there was always a connection called "no niggers allowed"

always made me lol

"Don't Want to Share"

It's secure anyway, but I live in a big building and every few months I get a note in my post-box along the lines of "We live in Flat xxx, would you be interested in sharing your internet and split the cost?" Which basically translates to "I would fail even the most basic of credit-checks and am financially irresponsible yet I expect you to trust me to pay you money every month" or "I am a scammer, who wishes to use the internet under somebody else's name".

Come to think of it, I have no idea how they know my specific flat is occupied and has internet. They must just stick the same note through everyone's box. Making the name for my network pointless.

Shit.

>>10264511

doing the same, the original network is called omni-wifi_7, i'm using a router and extending the signal into my house, with the name KING POSEIDON

The only ones in my vicinity worth noting are
RICHFISH
and
TACO

"your mum"

always makes me smile

i always named mine something with cunt in it
currently Cunty McFarlen

Seriously though, what does "Zorrow with an N" mean??

My neighbor's is Skynet, I love it

>>10264913
No tomorrow
Like when Neil's neighbor asked for head
And by the time it happened he was stuck in bed.

shitty song

"Penetration Station"

>alphaasfuck.jpg

Ave Satan
I live near the church

I live in a fairly large apartment with wifi connections everywhere
My current favorites are Hot Tranny Mess and ham sandwich
I'm disappointed I didn't pick something interesting.

for those who have played Deus Ex, the worst router in my house is called Aquinas

>>10264913
Don't forget the question mark, it makes it even more confusing.

i once came across a wireless network called "Asian anal fuck party"

"Immigration Taskforce" at a local Mexican restaurant that temporarily got shut down last year because most of the employees were illegals.

Neighbor's wireless was called "youwish."

But it was WEP1. Downloaded from that fucker all year long.

I used to have mine called AZNINVASION when I lived in a dorm with an absurd amount of them.

Then when I started using my phone as a wifi hotspot with the 3g connection...I had it named nigger. That way I could broadcast it anywhere.

mine is named "skynet". my whole family uses it, and i'm the only one who gets it.
*muffled laughter*

Mine's called BTHomeHub- and then ends in a random combination of letters and numbers.

IT'S PRETTY CRAZY GUIZ.

A friend of mine's is "Dicks everywhere". I had one for awhile called "Land of rainbows!" One of my neighbors had one called "ass". I applauded him for his simplicity.

>>10264913
The poke of Zorro from the simpsons.

What? What does N stand for?
No, its a Z. Z for zorro.

>>10265132
you...you...you are just...fail....

>>10265160

I know right! It's pretty awesome isn't it.

mine is StabYouInTheEye

There's a wifi network somewhere in my neighbourhood called "Bronet"

Mine is named "Sex Offender Registry"

I know, it's pretty childish, (derp) but I laugh.

Wifi for a church, "holy spirit"

>>10264965

oh hey, your neighbor is on here too.

>>10265125
Hah. My brother's wifi's called skynet, was hoping you'd be him, but you're not. He'd never be on /r9k/.

Mine is "A Series of Tubes"

the other ones around my complex are:
linksys
NETGEARPT
Kristen and Chris
PowersM
madina
Orange
Noodles
mandmsweeta
erikzimmerman
ZULTAN
Motorola
Jack_N_Neal1953
knuckles
MJL
NETGEAR1
Stargate420
hpsetup
Other Network

>>10265219
Similar to yours. A church here's wireless is "Give_Praise"

>>10265236
weird, alot of people seem to have named their wifi "skynet".

>>10265238

That's a lot of networks for a public housing project.

FREE PORN

i've seen shrieking shack

Looks like my neighbours are all boring fucks. I have:

DLINK
Eagles
Genser's
ShortCedar
NETGEAR

My neighbors or someone's around here FotherMucker

Pic entirely relevant in every way

>>10265287
Apartment complex, across the street from a different apartment complex, in a college town.

Not a ghetto project.

There's one here called poo

>>10265493

Look up. You'll see the (bad) joke flying right over your head.

Wolf
UFB Subspace Array
United Federation of Planets.

When I first moved into my apartment it took 2 weeks for them to get someone out to hook up my internet, so I resorted to stealing wireless WEP signals. The most hilarious of which was "dontfuckwithme". I fucked with it. Other funny ones were couple names like "John and Hillary". Seriously, don't put your name in your network dipshits.

My neighbours is Voyager2100-10, I have been connected to it for over two years now.

'MyHouseGetLost'
After we tried to steal their wireless, lol

'FBI Hub'
'Free Hotel Porn'

mine is Gurren Lagann

>>10265730
tried? how do you fail to steal wireless?

>>10265846

Not him, but its hard to successfully inject packets if its not a strong connection. Just because you can see the SSID doesn't mean its strong enough to fuck with.

aseriesoftubes

>>10265904
oh, thanks for possible answer

although, how would the neighbour find out you'd been injecting packets?

Free porn

Sex Line 12

BTHOMEHUB1337

Shag Me Im Hornii

and my sheer faverioute 'AmIDoinItRite'

My neighbor's thing is called
The Central Scrutinizer

Awesome. I wish I knew this person.

Mine is Flying Banana, so yeah.

>>10265989
they all sound like honeypots

I feel like some nocatsplash hijinks

mine is "This Is Not The Network You Are Looking For"

One of my neighbor's is ANALCUNT!!!

mine is "sorry my girlfriends a screamer"

We named ours after the fruity neighbor.
"mrmcfruityandhisdogsparkles"

I named mine a blankpost.

Because it's a nice deterrent, not to have any fucking name what so ever.

Fucking casuals.

Try "bring beer to *room #*"

works well if you're in a college dorm

>>10266042
>girlfriends a

Plural Singular? That is interesting!!

2WIRE986

Mmmmyep

Although it might belong to the elementary school on the other side of the street.

"Print server"
Useful if you're not allowed a wireless router on campus

this inspired me to change mine from it's boring default name.

My network name is now Terran ComSat Station.

santa's party playhouse

i think it's the guys downstairs

LOL NO TROLOLO

I swear this is real.

>>10266115

>Casual who doesn't know how to stop broadcasting his router

>>10266275
deserves a hearty hacking

Donteatmybagelbites

I really wish I knew who it was so I could give them some bagel bites.

ILOVELAMP, thinking about changing it

lockup
bens1n
sneaky vaio
and then black cobra-i think its the black people on the other street

Lol bro, that's me.

Neighbors are : klaatu, Garbage, Herby the Dentist and a few others that aren't funny

"David"
Mines is "Faggot"

"Tommy Wiseau Lives Here"

Fucking smalltime, I live in Mooxico so almost all of the nearby connections are default names, but I found this little gem...

>Mai wi-fi do not steal.

8==D, at one of the freshmen dorms at Columbia University. I honestly don't know why I found it so hilarious.

Discipleus.
My neighbors are goths.

My friend lives in Redlands, CA and her neighbor's access point is called "Redlands is a shithole"

there's one next door called "GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNET"

Mine is "how dum r u??"

"crazylady"
"sharky" ??

and mine,

"fuck"

A few weeks ago I found a wi-fi network called "Mi masturbo pensando alla madonna", which translated would be "I masturbate while thinking about Virgin Mary"

Mine is named dickbutt

I call mine GLaDOS.
Everyone around me just uses default names.

Miss_Cleos_Psychic_Network


>I_win_this_thread

One guy in my apartment building had "WPA2 motherfuckers". This one appeared shortly after "Linksys2008" disappeared from the network connections.

>>10264347
My room mate moved into a house apartment, and one day we saw our black downstairs neighbor named his "lil pimprr", so when we got ours we named it "big pimprr" I thought that was good. Also, I've seen "sweaty little man", "two guys one cat"

>>10268192
Haha thats great.

greatabcd123

My neighbor's wifi is named "CALL8675309".

Mine Was DickButt, But then we got a newone And changed it to DickButtPigsSuck

I went to a friend's with my lappy and his neighbor's network is called stormalong harbor.
I WIN.

me and my bro named ours "the secret club". It's secure because some douche was stealing.

other than that it's just default numbers.

Midget Porn International

Once I turned my wireless security off for under an hour because DS lites can't pick up WPA2 connections.

After I was done I went to change the security back. After turning it on I looked around my router settings as apart from the important stuff I've never really looked at the settings. I found a log of what devices are connected to the router and there were at least 5 new devices that weren't mine. I came back to it a while ago and the log said in the last few months only my stuff was connected.

You can't even unsecure your wireless for a second.

>>10268591
DS does WEP, doesn't it?

>>10264347

One of my neighbours has theirs as "Marie's Dangly Piss Flaps" another's is "Crackheads"

'buttsecks'

some neighbor, only saw it once.

Iunno once I move into my new apartment which will have a lot of black people around it, I'm gonna name mine "Don't steal my shit niggers"!

the only funny one i have is "ginger"

When I was at a resort in Charleston in May someone's was "internethatemachine" i lol'd

my network is DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>10268651
At the time I couldn't be bothered to write down a WEP code that was only going to be used for an hour.

>>10265904
cantenna solves that problem

When I was in florida, there was one named 'DON'T TROJAN ME BRO!'

>>10267839

I fucking lol'd you win this thread! I'm stealing that one for my shitty uni default name of dlink. My one at home is called "The Webernet".

I used to call my internet connection

>Internet AIDS virus machine

because I had gay, middled aged neighbors who liked to steal my connection. They actually stopped for a while, but then started using it more heavily than ever.

>>10269025
Hahaha, that takes the cake.

cakeeasyas123

I saw a connection that said

"exclusively torrents"

>>10269220
It's quite simple. They used it for regular means the first time. They stopped for some reason (could be a variety of reasons) and then they discovered mountains of internet porn.

They went porn mad. Happens to all of us at least one point in our lives. That point where we download gigabytes of porn enough to fill a hard drive or rape the bandwidth.

Random neighbor is LuckySycamore
Thanks for the net, guys!

My place's. So many newfags, etc etc.

>>10267839

I just stole this.

idgaf.

Mine is "SecretHackerNetwork"

My sister's old router was called "Bathroom Bono"

>>10270447
>>10270447
do you live in trumbull CT?
walker rd?

bloxoxoxo

"Super Secret FBI Van"