One girl to rule them all.

Nah, I'd really rather not.

I know I have the looks to drive /b/ insane and I've considered trolling /b/for all it's worth. But then, I'm not a fucking idiot, I don't want those fuckers on my case.

oh you.
silly bois

And... why would I want to do such a thing?

>>10247222

But you see, half of them would love you. They would turn on each other.

>>10247231

Because half of /b/ would be your own personal army.

Doesn't work like that. Shit just happens. U cannot make urself a meme.

Your choice... keep living life as a normal girl -- or take a risk at becoming an internet goddess. I'm not saying you can do it, I'm just saying that someone could.

Eh.. Im extremely recognizable. Not worth it.

You there -- yeah you -- you ugly, slightly hyper, insane/borderline retarded, odd, attention-seeking girl who browses 4chan daily.

With a little bit of makeup you can quite easily bring /b/ to it's knees girl... think about it. I believe in you. /b/ could quite easily be your own personal army -- no not all of it, but exactly half of it. And if you manage to split /b/ in half, you would also put it into a spiral of growth bringing even more soldiers to your cause...


It's crazy what you could do girl, if you just stopped for a second, looked at yourself in the mirror and decided to make a few videos.

>>10247260

If you're actually crazy you'd do it, and /b/ would have no choice but to love you because you'd be fucking crazy.

>>10247231

You could cure the cancer of 4chan

You could save 4chan

You must understand, this is greater than you or I, you must, for the good of the boards.

You modded a picture of Osaka into boxxy.

FUCK YOU

>>10247264

>internet goddess

WHAT A THING TO ASPIRE TO! LADIES, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

>>10247243
That half that love me would not counteract the thousands that despise me and want to fuck with my life for the lulz, it's just not fucking worth it.

nah I'm too ugly

i'm saving my face. i have a plan.
i'm watching all the troll threads to see how they work out, what works, what doesn't.
that, coupled with a girl's face, could be the greatest troll in 4chan history.

Alternatively be a fat neckbeard and pretend to have Walrus tusks and you can be king of /r9k/

>>10247302

It is though. It only takes a girl genuinely crazy enough to realize that to do it.

>>10247194

I am quite prepared to fap to this.

Dividing /b/ against itself is pissing in an ocean of pissed. Nothing of value would be accomplished, and nothing of value lost.

>>10247324
rofl and WHAT a title to aspire to. King of beta faggots everywhere.

>>10247288
>>10247255

Why would I want 4chan at my beck and call? That sounds horrid.

Guy here,
Why would you do that, slightly manic, crazy, odd, attention-seeking girl? Why would you do that when there's a single maleanon here, right now, at this very moment in space and time, that would love your personality, that would adore you, and give you the very attention you seek. Why would you wish to create a personal army of 100's, no, 1000's, when you can have a single man devoted to you forever. A single lover. Someone who will hold you when you need it most, someone who will be there when everyone else has abandoned you, someone who will walk with you always and carry you when you can't stand any longer. It's crazy what you could do girl, if you just stopped for a second, looked at yourself in the mirror, and decided to make you just lost the game.

>>10247351

You're a betafaggot too, dipshit.

>>10247342
"Ocean of PISS."

Derp.

Examine Boxxy and what she is/was...


Just a cute girl with a moderate understanding of 4chan and above average acting skills... just imagine a girl who actually browses /b/ everyday, knows every meme and is somewhat crazy, even more crazy than Boxxy (since Boxxy was just an act).

>>10247368
Correction. I'm a beta-she-faggot, thank you very much.

>>10247267

We'll be the judge of that. Post pics.

/b/ would tear said girl to shreds, if she were doing it intentionally.

You're retarded.

>>10247359

You can either find true love, fuck a bunch of guys or fuck with a bunch of guys on the internet and become a fucking goddess without even fucking any single one of those fucking guys.


Shit...

>>10247260

Agreed. There have been far hotter and more interesting camwhores on these boards that haven't a fraction of BLAWXXSY's infamy.

>>10247427

But they were stupid.

>>10247427

A truly crazy girl with a little bit of intellect and a whole bunch of fucking balls out crazy could do it.

>>10247399
Could I ask for pics of this said beta-she-faggot?

You'd also need the attention seeking gene.

Also, you wouldn't even had to advertise yourself to 4chan... if you actually were to be exactly what I'm talking about, all you would have to do is post videos on youtube and /b/ would find you.

>>10247484
Of course not.

ofcoursenotyoucrazymotherfuckerblox

That would end up colliding with the real world. I would rather not be stalked.

I'm not saying anyone here has that ability, I'm just saying that someone somewhere does...


Some girl has what it takes to rule the internet and all of the potential dry firewood that /b/ consists of is not being set on eternal fire as it quite easily could be.

>>10247583

The true queen would not be bothered by stalkers -- the true queen would lavish the attention.

Dammit OP, this is not the time to awaken my latent thirst for power...even though I've meticulously studied Bawksy's videos day after day, modeling myself after her, from hair to makeup...seducing boys in real life one by one, only feeding the fire of my hunger...I think I'm ready to make the plunge. You'll be drooling over my videos soon. Just you wait.

>>10247619

the true queen doesn't exist, as no living female has that capacity for goddessness

I see what ur doing thar. You're trying to flush the new queen of /b/ out by trying to get more girls in general to post pics and camwhoring threads.

luckily, /b/ has no where near enough of those, and I'm sure will be pleased

oh wait.

>>10247515
And just why not?

>>10247682

OP here, I would like to be a consultant for said female before the plunge was taken. To make sure everything was indeed perfect.

>>10247717

I don't care about the standard camwhore, I'm talking about the idea of a true queen.


/b/ is a hivemind full of queenless bees -- don't you fucking get it? Don't you get what /b/ could be with a true queen?

hmm, true queen

interesting idea, I don't think its possible though

Boxxy is the only queen

>>10247772
>/b/ is a hivemind of queenless bees

You could almost call it...a /b/hive

*sunglasses*

But seriously, when /b/ unites for a common goal, the amount of terror they can wreak is horrifying...

if a stupid manic bitch like Catherine could do it, then why not an even crazier bitch who knows even more about /b/ than Catherine and actually desires the attention?

>>10247801

Which is why we need a queen to wield said power.

>>10247772
No. That's not /b/ at all.
/b/ is a carefully divided group of individuals with individual thought and individual taste. Sure you have a bunch of sheepish pricks running around willing to shout 'boxxy' from the rooftops. but the culture of /b/ is far more diverse than that. The reason boxxy managed to infiltrate so far is because she wasn't TRYING to harness /b/. If we had a queen that wanted us to DO anything, we'd shit all over her. We need our Queen to be scared of us. Cracky couldn't really handle us, Boxxy ran for the fucking hills.

>>10247837

To do the things she commands, such as attack specific organizations, people or w/e. Literally, we could have multiple queens as well, just look at all of the chans they love and adore. What won't they do for a good chan?

>>10247732

Now a shadow oligarchy situation, that could be interesting.

>>10247875
Good god...an entire hierarchy of queens. With a stunningly beautiful Overqueen at the top. It would be the ultimate irony...lol

>>10247864
>>10247864

Like I said, it would take someone special. A type of girl who everyone falls for in a "fall in love you loose" thread.


Someone somewhat innocent, but with a look of childish devilish delight in her eyes and a quick tongue.

>>10247897

And, we could vote out the overarching queen if someone even more special decided to take her place and we agreed.

if we were willing to push one of these girls to be the new "queen", would /r9k/ venture on over to /b/ to help her succeed, provided she was a robot?

>>10247957

No, it would take one true queen. Either that, or Boxxy coming around and realizing how much power she could actually wield if she just came back and decided to do so...

>>10247962

Yes, because she would be a robot anyways. She just would. It just works like that.

Remember 4chan's civil war?

Bloody battles everywhere.

An entire legion of boys kneeling before me...brb, power trip

Most true female /b/tards are robots anyways.

>>10247194

yeah, you could be worshipped stalked and fucked with by countless mouth breathing neck beards who only know what a woman looks like naked because they've seen it on video, you too could be a giant fucking attention whore who everyone with a brain thinks is a total waste of human flesh, sign up here, you could be the next postergirl for human euthanasia.

girl here considering doing this.
the issue is that i have my lip pierced. i'm thinking that this would deepen the split between the armies within /b/. would that count me out, or am i still in the running?

>>10248023

no but you're still a stupid attention whoring cunt, is that good enough for you?

>>10248011

Half of them would profess to hate you though, but as someone has already mentioned -- r9k could easily provide to be the inner, more civilized royal family that such a queen would need.

I approve of this thread...I think.

I'm going to go kill myself.

>>10248056

sure you could chuckles, cause you're quite possibly the most emasculated human being on 4chan

>>10248021

If it were to happen it wouldn't go away -- it would only grow. A queen stirring the hive would be able to make moves and go to war. Send the drones to internet battles. Epic troll wars indeed.

>>10248077

pfft, are not, you'd burn in hell for like 90 hojillion years if you did that, on the other hand, I might call shotgun on that handbasket if you're serious

>>10248093

do you remember what happened the last time /r9k/ raided anything, or do I just have to pull the whole damned ED article into this? you are too fucking beta to raid anything anon

>>10248080

Am I truly emasculine for believing that any society should be run by a goddess instead of a fucking man?

>>10248097
You can have my collector's edition Steel Magnolais dvd too.

You there -- yeah you, tired of buggering about at the bar, watching other people shake their ass on the dance floor, what you're about to see will transform you, change your life for good, after this you'll be the one for the other ravers to look up to, YEAH YOU! Now here's what you gotta do, learn it, do it, live it. NOW RAVE ON!

>>10248023

Personality > appearance. Note: Boxxy isn't gorgeous, she's just cute with a huge fucking personality.

So the real question now is, are we creative enough to do pull this off? To find and help create and mold such a thing?

>>10248041
i'm volunteering for something that could cause me irl trouble just to fuck with /b/. not really for attention whoring.

Whoever takes up the mantle of queen would have to be secure as hell.../b/ would tear them apart if they got ahold of their dox

>>10248114

yes you stupid bastard, a thousand times yes, and 4chan isn't a society, it's an imageboard, and the only people who run it are Moot and his mods, so shut your motherfucking mouth, and don't ruin some poor stupid bitches life by sending her to /b/ where they will chew her up and spit her out or ignore her.

>>10248151

Yes, in fact -- we could make it a competition.

>>10248154

you really just aren't going to succeed, and it's pointless anyway, on top of that, you cannot change the basic fact that trying to become "queen" is an act of attention whoring in and of itself.

The half of /b/ that is worth a shit would be the one that hated me.. I don't want anything to do with the spineless, needy, virginal lonelyfag half that make bawww threads 10 times a day because their inability to act like a vertebrate makes women despise them.

>>10248135

pfft, still think you're bluffing, if you're not then go on a date with me, what could it hurt to have one last night out?

>>10248188

maam, I hate to bring it to your attention, but you're fucking surrounded with them. Sorry.

>>10248170

We could gather together a decent amount of interesting females and create a sort of completion where we would decide who we liked better based off of videos and such. The more girls the easier it would be to narrow it down to someone who's truly special.

>>10248179
>post in thread about trying to find a new queen
>rage when you see a girl actually step up to help.

>>10248213
I know, and it disgusts me. Give me an asshole over one of these self-professed 'nice guys' (aka weakling) any day.

>>10248215
Sounds like a reality tv show

>>10248215

am I crazy to think this is even possible..?


Jesus fucking Christ what if it actually is...

>>10248224

>use green text to show that I've been here longer than a week
>fail at that attempt

the door is up there on the right corner of the window unless you're a giant faggot, it looks like an X, click it and gtfo.

>>10248170

Good idea - produce several candidates, pouring more resources into the survivors.

>>10248144

And that's true. Finding the girl just means finding a girl who is cute and crazy looking, and can act - the personality would be up to a team of robots.

>>10248200
Okay sure, to where would we go?

Also, I must get Douchebag in on this. I am sure he would love to commit a buddy-suicide.

>>10248215
This idea is fucking stupid, any female willing to participate in this is nothing special, she's just an attention whoring retard.

>>10248224

yeah, the problem with that is that shortly after you do that, I'm totally telling /b/ what you're doing, eat my dick fuckface

>>10248253
mmm, nope. didn't fail. and i've been here for four years, so no, not a newfag. if you can't contribute to the cause, i don't see the point in you being here.

>>10248265

well, where would you like to go, you're the one taking that last step towards the big sleep. I'm not sure I could kill someone, I just want to give you a fun experience before you go.

>>10248286

pfft, freudian slip. myself lol

>>10248268

That's exactly what we're looking for an attention seeking goddess.


Just look at Snooki, Paris Hilton and Tila Tequila -- it's where society's heading anyways.

>>10248301
Mmmmhmmm!

So you want to take my life FOR me! I see. I see.

>>10248341

no lol, I meant I couldn't kill anyone else either, I may talk big but unless someone was trying to kill someone I care about or me, I probably wouldn't kill them for any reason

>>10248304
Fuck this, it's fucking retarded.
Thread is screencapped, if you guys go ahead with it I'll make sure /b/ knows it was all staged.

There is no queen, nor king of /b/. Nothing will control them.

Outside of this thread, though, we'll have to operate stealthily. Plain advertising on r9k won't work. /b/ will catch wind and reject any challenger appearing as a fake for like a month.

>>10248256

This idea is so fucking crazy it just might work.

>>10247194
we just raided a camwhore, a small time camwhore. a big camwhore? she'd get raped unless she had no friends and family, or isn't really ashamed with them (possible though, they literilly have no self-respect, but that may help drive them to suicide which is a win situation).

>>10248363

That's the point /b/ has no attention span. They'll reject shit until they find something special.


That's why it's up to us to create something special.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu the mods want this shit to happen I think, my thread got deleted off of /b/ almost instantaneously >_< goddamn you all

this might have worked if someone didnt just post that boxxy was back ITT on /b/

Fuck this shit, I'm going back to /b/. r9k is clearly just fucking retards. There will never be a willing queen of /b/, every female that has had her place as 'queen' has had the title thrust upon her completely unwillingly - if Boxxy had embraced the neckbeards that loved her and tried to organise them or control them, they'd have abadoned her just as quickly as they became obsessed with her.

This will not work, you're all fucking retards.

>>10248356
I think I want to stay alive now, bro.

I THINK I WANT TO STAY ALIVE

We'll need a contingency plan for the candidates, too. There's a high chance we'll fuck up the first time, so we need an exit strategy that would make it seem like dumb luck she got any attention in the first place, and not a team effort. Plus, there's always the chance a /b/tard will notice something fishy or something leaks, so plans for that should be in order.

this is a stupid idea, but it sounds like it'll end up happening anways if not by us but by some smart camwhore who just wonders along and decides to do so


most likely a young girl somewhere around 13-17, seems logical

>>10248438

good, mission accomplished d o_o

>>10247400
Nah, I don't need to post pics for verification.

Ive been recognized even by TEXT let alone a picture.

>>10248408
That's because all the "fuck moot" spam is bumping pages right down to 15 almost instantly.

>>10248408

the mods are deleting all my threads about this as well. I don't know what's going on...

>>10248457

well fuck then, I dun goofed

My biggest phobia is /b/ finding out my personal information.

note to self: offering a suicidal woman a date before she goes then exposing yourself to be a confused uninteresting aspie douchebag can actually increase her desire to live, but is this win or fail?

>>10248433

it is more than possible my dear friend -- it's only a matter of time -- it's inevitable.

how do we know you not just a troll?

>>10248399

That's true. And they probably wouldn't suspect us either.

Do you think it's safe then to keep plotting this on the boards? I feel like someone from /b/ will see recurrent posts on /r9k/ about this. Or do you think they won't even really bother surfing /r9k/ for that long?

>>10248499

It's win if she lives on to become the true queen.

>>10248512

>kills himself out of shame

someone posted a link to this thread on /b/ this wont work...

>>10248506
Well, I browse both /r9k/ and /b/ equally. And I'm exactly the type of poster who would blow the lid on your shit just cause I can :D

>>10248506

As we've already been shown, /b/ won't even take this seriously. /b/ is no threat to us, they won't take any idea seriously until they see results.


That's why this idea is perfect.

>>10248525

seconded, fucking do it >:O

I'm a femanon with nothing to lose. I haven't spoken to my parents or any member of my family since I was 15 so if /b/ went all Jessi Slaughter on my ass it's not like I'd have to worry about what my parents thought of me. All my close friends are fellow /b/tards as well so it's not like their opinion of me could get much lower.

I'm not exceptional looking but I'm not ugly either.. At least I don't think so anyway? I'm also a pretty good actress. I just don't think I want this attention.

I was thinking though.. To protect whatever camwhore you do select, you could all leak fake details about her? If everyone keeps reinforcing the fake details then perhaps her real ones will never be found out?

>>10248534

...fuck... this could actually happen. you're right /b/ isn't a thread because they'd never take something like this serious in a million years... not until the true queen arrived.

>>10248534

Well ok, I say we start planning. Project name?

pics and are you are an oldfag right

>>10248555

even if accepted the true queen would be a fallacy, you cannot have a valid queen without a king inb4 stupid britfags support their pussywhipped faux monarchy

first we should change threads

>>10247821

that memory is all but lost, though not forgotten. believe me, /b/fags would rip her in two, entirely.

>>10248542

Exactly. Staying two steps ahead. Fabrications to back up the fabrications.

the only king b will ever have is moot

femanon volunteering here

>>10248542

An influx of fake information is an interesting idea... but having multiple contestants would better protect each individual contestant since it would be much less fruitful to research one girl out of many who have the possibility of becoming queen.

>>10248594

yeah, but the problem is, /b/ is already here, in this thread, prepared to do something about it, you know how I know?

trollface.jpg

I think the whole reason that this is going to work, is just because of the pure fact that /b/ desires a queen. Why else do they talk about it all day?


/b/ wants a queen more than anything, and if we were to deliver...

i'm a regular on /b/. trust me, they'll be all over this shit. it's gonna take almost complete silence and stealth to get away with it. as dumb as they are, they really aren't.

>>10248632

then you'd be feeding cancer on a massive scale causing an influx of /b/tards here :D way to go genius, what's your next act, turning america into a communist dictatorship similar in faggotry to North Korea? god you're an idiot

>>10248624

OP is from /b/, think about it. Any true intellectual /b/tard internally desires for this to happen, while the typical low level /b/tard has an attention span shorter than a gnat and isn't going to do shit.

>>10248624
>>10248640


you see? it might've already ended before it began.

>>10248499

Fucking stupid tripfag. Shut up.

The real queen of /b/ would not need us to "aid" her in her rise to power. She is more cunning then that. I have faith, she's out there. I pray she purges this tripcode faggotry.

and plus to really have a queen /b/ needs to LOVE them.

>>10248542

lol, you gonna get raped

rape rape rape rapebloxx

>>10248671

>mfw you realise that moot is a tripfag

The point is... if it doesn't happen now, it's going to happen anyways. It's bound to.


It happened before, and it will happen again on a much grander scale. And the queen that sticks will end up ruling the internet.

This WILL happen.

>>10248668
There's a "G" in gnat? WOW! I do belong here. I had to google that.

I hate /b/.
I wont deny it, I found 4chan through /b/ back in 2008. (newfag here.) I thought it was so cool spouting memes and sending people goatse links. God it was terrible. I started to rage ridiculously because of the immense faggotry that was ruining my life, so much so that I exiled myself to /hr/ for 6 months, eventually finding my place here.

tl;dr I will fully back this plan.

>>10248542

thats like lying down in the middle of the street with your legs open asking to be raped. you do know that, right? however, its your life.

my opinion, if this is gonna be carried out, you can't use 4chan as an information hub, especially not /r9k/. it'd have to be somewhere else, obviously. the fact that you guys are talking about it now, lets me know that /b/tards are already reading along.

>>10248750

Anyone with a functioning mind would. It's entirely plausible, and most likely inevitable.

i want to do this.

we must provide fake dox.
the queen will need a fake myspace, facebook, etc to look legit.

>>10248777

awe fuck......already. too much work. /b/'s too crafty, anyways. they'll bust this out in a day and raid this whole fucking board.

we got to look this shit down to because well this is /b/ they will try to hack it.

>>10248762

which is fine, the good /b/tards will approve of this and the bad ones won't believe it's possible -- there is no other alternative fore a /b/tard.


You either want it to happen, or you don't find it plausible. Anyone who thinks long enough about it will find it fully plausible, and even more so -- will desire it's occurrence more than anything.

>>10248817

anticipating the many lulz to be had from your failed attempt /r9gay/

>>10248777

myspace, facebook, youtube, tumblr and possibly even stickam, blogtv, various email accounts... the works basically.

I know you're there true queen... reading this -- taking it all in.


But don't be afraid, I believe in you -- I really do.

so we decided we are going to do this
where do we start?

>>10248777
It might even be a good idea to find a girl who doesnt know about 4chan, who we could convince to make videos. She can basically be scripted to do/say what we want her to, with the bait of becoming an internet sensation.

>>10248837


this might end very badly....especially for /r9k/. i'm not saying it will.......but it might.

Anyways, consider: operation queen/b/.