I never even noticed you, but I'm not surprised.

get.

>>10199997
same here, who the hell are you?

I have no clue who the fuck this is.

From the sounds of it, just someone who trolled hookup threads.

This guy sent me a ton of dick pictures.

(1:54:18 PM) Clara heyy, /r9k/?
(1:55:00 PM) mrtrollface@live.com yes indeed
(1:55:10 PM) mrtrollface@live.com nice to meet you
(1:55:13 PM) mrtrollface@live.com how's Vietnam
(1:55:22 PM) Clara IT'S AWWW-RIGHTT :P
(1:55:32 PM) mrtrollface@live.com What part of the country are you in?
(1:57:30 PM) mrtrollface@live.com Hanoi?
(1:58:47 PM) Clara yeah :)
(1:59:10 PM) mrtrollface@live.com What're you doing there, teaching English?
(1:59:34 PM) Clara loll sometimes, but i also am doing a history class
(1:59:43 PM) Clara visiting the war monuments was kind of fun loll (6)
(1:59:49 PM) mrtrollface@live.com sweet
(2:00:01 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i double majored in history and poli sci in college
(2:00:09 PM) Clara :D
(2:00:10 PM) mrtrollface@live.com vietnam was a fun fucking war
(2:00:13 PM) Clara loll
(2:00:33 PM) Clara i'm actually majoring in psychology and minoring in CS
(2:00:41 PM) Clara but i wanted to see vietnam :P
(2:00:55 PM) mrtrollface@live.com get the fuck out of america while somebody was paying for it
(2:02:06 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i dont blame you
(2:02:13 PM) mrtrollface@live.com did they take you to any of the old tunnels?
(2:04:31 PM) Clara yeahh :D
(2:04:57 PM) mrtrollface@live.com my cousin went down there when he was over
(2:05:08 PM) mrtrollface@live.com spent a shitload of money on ammo at the firing ranges
(2:05:50 PM) Clara lol yeah i tried shooting a gun at the range but it just didn't feel right for some reason :(
(2:05:55 PM) Clara even though i wasn't killing anything
(2:06:06 PM) Clara i'm a lover, not a fighter Xp
(2:06:35 PM) mrtrollface@live.com better in bed than on the range :P

yeah i dunno who you are but i'm sorry this is what you spent your time doing.

>>10200018
DAT DICK. small as fuck, but you probably made him feel good about it.

Congratulations, you wasted your time trolling the most pathetic creatures in existence. Maybe now you can move on to more difficult targets, like smothering helpless infants.

>>10200010
>>10200002
>>10199997
Who the fuck cares?

Enjoy the show. I know I'm going to.

>>10200032
>smothering infants

>>10200032
Hey mrtrollface@live.com.

(2:07:02 PM) Clara lol i don't knoww about THAT =P
(2:07:26 PM) mrtrollface@live.com maybe I'll find out some time
(2:07:28 PM) mrtrollface@live.com ;)
(2:07:55 PM) Clara loll, but i hardly know you ;p
(2:08:15 PM) mrtrollface@live.com you're not saying no though
(2:08:44 PM) Clara i can't draw a conclusion without knowing youu :o
(2:08:51 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hahahaha
(2:08:55 PM) mrtrollface@live.com fine
(2:09:01 PM) mrtrollface@live.com I'm Dan, nice to meet you
(2:09:09 PM) Clara i'm Clara, nice to meet you too :)
(2:09:44 PM) mrtrollface@live.com So what part of Virgina are you from?

HAHAHAHAHAH OP this pure magic, thank you for this blessing....oh I wish I could see the faces of all the people who jerked it while talking to you....fuck this is so funny, thank you thank you, time well spent (you are kinda gay for it though)

Ur so cool OP. So cool, a real internet mastah

(2:10:02 PM) Clara lol, West virginia is a state in itself, silly boy~
(2:10:27 PM) Clara but i'm from Charlottesville :)
(2:10:58 PM) Clara my family spends a lot of time there at least
(2:11:09 PM) mrtrollface@live.com you move around?

wait... wait... people think girls lurk /r9k/? HHAHAHAHAHA, all those hook up threads were just guys trolling pretending to be girls for sick thrill. a lot of stupid newfags around here nowadays.

THERE ARE GIRLS EVEN ABOVE A 3 OUT OF 10 ON THIS WEBSITE, FUCKTARDS

Haha, I spoke to you once. Fortunately I'm not the type to whip out the penis 4 lines into a conversation. You're not the first person I've seen to do this kind of stuff.

That's a pretty fucking small dick.

(2:11:12 PM) Clara yeahh
(2:11:23 PM) mrtrollface@live.com I'm from Ireland
(2:11:29 PM) mrtrollface@live.com And my family never moves
(2:11:36 PM) Clara loll that's good
(2:11:46 PM) Clara my home city is Parkersburg, i spend a lot of time there tooo
(2:12:04 PM) Clara which is why i officially say west virginia even though it's sometimes virginia xp
(2:12:26 PM) mrtrollface@live.com haha
(2:12:32 PM) mrtrollface@live.com you got any irish in you?
(2:12:54 PM) Clara lol maybe only a distant relativee :S
(2:13:12 PM) mrtrollface@live.com would you like some more irish in you?
(2:13:21 PM) Clara oh u :P
(2:13:30 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hahahaha
(2:13:39 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i like you, you put up with my shit
(2:15:27 PM) mrtrollface@live.com so what kinda hobbies do you have
(2:18:59 PM) mrtrollface@live.com ?
(2:19:26 PM) Clara loll i like greek art :D but i don't know if it's a hobbyy
(2:19:33 PM) Clara i play a lot of video games
(2:19:38 PM) Clara i'm a nerdd XP
(2:19:49 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'm a nerd too
(2:19:54 PM) mrtrollface@live.com we're all nerds here
(2:20:01 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i read comic books and shit, i'm hardcore
(2:20:13 PM) mrtrollface@live.com greek art isn't a hobby, it's a sign of class
(2:20:23 PM) Clara lol truee
(2:20:30 PM) Clara maybe :P.
(2:21:44 PM) Clara i have friendss who read comic books but i haven't gotten into them myself yet :o
(2:22:04 PM) mrtrollface@live.com well allow me to help
(2:22:22 PM) mrtrollface@live.com your best bet is to download them from /rs/

(2:22:35 PM) mrtrollface@live.com seeing as finding a comic shop in 'nam will be next to impossible
(2:23:47 PM) Clara loll truee
(2:24:55 PM) mrtrollface@live.com go to /co/, they post up new links every wednesday
(2:25:09 PM) mrtrollface@live.com download a few and figure out what you like
(2:25:16 PM) mrtrollface@live.com your using your own laptop are you?
(2:25:25 PM) Clara yeah :)
(2:25:29 PM) Clara whyy :o
(2:25:41 PM) mrtrollface@live.com so you can store them on your own hard drive
(2:25:55 PM) mrtrollface@live.com why, did you think i was going to ask if you had nudes on it or something :P
(2:26:34 PM) Clara loll you never know
(2:26:48 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hah
(2:26:53 PM) Clara but yeahh i have my own laptop and external hard drivee :)
(2:26:59 PM) mrtrollface@live.com excellent
(2:27:03 PM) mrtrollface@live.com then you're sorted
(2:27:34 PM) mrtrollface@live.com unless the external is full of music and shit
(2:28:25 PM) Clara noo it still has a lot of space :)
(2:28:30 PM) Clara i use it mainly for backupss
(2:28:39 PM) mrtrollface@live.com SCORE
(2:29:14 PM) mrtrollface@live.com ooops
(2:29:16 PM) mrtrollface@live.com capslock
(2:29:29 PM) Clara loll cruise control xp
(2:29:46 PM) mrtrollface@live.com speaking of music, what're you into?
(2:31:01 PM) Clara i like indie and some of the lesss heavy metal :)
(2:31:14 PM) Clara i get a lot of recommendations from /mu/ (:
(2:31:48 PM) Clara also classic rockk :D
(2:35:39 PM) mrtrollface@live.com sweet
(2:35:41 PM) mrtrollface@live.com a lot like me then

lol brace for epic archive material

(2:35:50 PM) mrtrollface@live.com but more of the heavier metal in my case
(2:36:02 PM) Clara loll like what :o
(2:36:13 PM) mrtrollface@live.com mastodon
(2:36:14 PM) mrtrollface@live.com slayer
(2:36:23 PM) mrtrollface@live.com few random bits and peices
(2:36:30 PM) mrtrollface@live.com going to see iron maiden at the end of the month
(2:36:42 PM) Clara :D awesome
(2:36:44 PM) Clara have funnnnnnnnnn
(2:36:56 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i really need to book a hotel
(2:37:51 PM) mrtrollface@live.com what're you listening to at the moment
(2:38:27 PM) Clara anamanaguchi
(2:38:30 PM) Clara it's so happyyy :D
(2:38:49 PM) mrtrollface@live.com never heard of it
(2:39:23 PM) Clara it's pretty cooll, it sounds like mario music lolll :D
(2:39:34 PM) mrtrollface@live.com sounds interesting
(2:39:43 PM) Clara :)
(2:40:05 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'll check it out later
(2:40:49 PM) mrtrollface@live.com so, what do you look like?
(2:41:13 PM) Clara viet-american if that means anythingg :)
(2:41:17 PM) Clara youu?
(2:41:26 PM) mrtrollface@live.com irish if that means anything :P
(2:41:30 PM) mrtrollface@live.com pic swap?
(2:41:33 PM) Clara okk
(2:42:08 PM) Clara this one's a photo shoot for my college newspaper a couple weeks ago
(2:42:11 PM) Clara :D
(2:42:19 PM) Clara http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=311vz8k&s=3
(2:42:50 PM) mrtrollface@live.com cute

FUCK FLOOD DETECTION ERRORS WITH MY ASS

(2:43:12 PM) mrtrollface@live.com you look like you're too busy listening to your ipod to know whats going on
(2:43:16 PM) Clara thank youu :)
(2:43:21 PM) Clara loll i kinda was
(2:43:37 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hahaha
(2:43:39 PM) mrtrollface@live.com http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs017.snc3/12445_193429019434_850209434_2757367_8381280_
n.jpg
(2:43:40 PM) mrtrollface@live.com thats me
(2:43:53 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'm a wee bit drunk
(2:43:59 PM) Clara loll
(2:44:05 PM) Clara i like your suitt :DD
(2:44:10 PM) mrtrollface@live.com thanks
(2:44:13 PM) mrtrollface@live.com it cost enough :P
(2:44:19 PM) Clara lol i bet
(2:44:34 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i had to give a speech at a big event in the college
(2:44:39 PM) mrtrollface@live.com it required a tuxedo
(2:44:45 PM) mrtrollface@live.com and lots of booze was provided
(2:44:57 PM) Clara :)
(2:45:02 PM) Clara i bet that was funnn
(2:45:07 PM) mrtrollface@live.com oh hell yes
(2:45:23 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i was talking to lamp-posts before I even got to the nightclub afterwards
(2:45:31 PM) Clara loooooooooooooooooooooool
(2:45:46 PM) mrtrollface@live.com whatever i did seemed to work
(2:45:51 PM) mrtrollface@live.com when i came to in the morning
(2:46:04 PM) mrtrollface@live.com the tux was a mess
(2:46:09 PM) mrtrollface@live.com funny fishy smell off of it
(2:46:16 PM) mrtrollface@live.com no idea what that could have been
(2:47:06 PM) Clara XD
(2:47:17 PM) Clara maybe you fell ina riverr :P
(2:47:26 PM) mrtrollface@live.com a river of something anyway
(2:47:53 PM) mrtrollface@live.com must have been flowing liquids involved, thats my party trick you see ;)

>>10200144
Ewww he looks like my ex, who turned me gay. Gross.

(2:48:20 PM) Clara oh youuu
(2:49:13 PM) mrtrollface@live.com So thats me
(2:49:20 PM) mrtrollface@live.com Anything else you'll have to ask nicely for
(2:49:57 PM) Clara lool
(2:50:23 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i expect the same would apply on your end
(2:52:57 PM) mrtrollface@live.com although...
(2:55:00 PM) mrtrollface@live.com nah, you're not cool enough
(2:55:07 PM) Clara awwwwww :(
(2:55:19 PM) Clara but i wanna be cooool :(
(2:55:24 PM) mrtrollface@live.com alright
(2:55:26 PM) mrtrollface@live.com tell you what
(2:55:36 PM) mrtrollface@live.com seeing as i'm not doing anything right now
(2:55:41 PM) mrtrollface@live.com lets swap some more pictures
(2:56:25 PM) Clara blah :(
(2:56:29 PM) Clara i hate using a mac now
(2:56:49 PM) Clara the webcam broke and the company is like LOL BUY A NEW ONE
(2:57:05 PM) mrtrollface@live.com macs suck
(2:57:11 PM) mrtrollface@live.com you cant get parts for the fucking things anywhere
(2:57:20 PM) Clara i knowww
(2:57:26 PM) Clara but i thought it wouldn't break :(
(2:57:30 PM) Clara i'm careful with thingss
(2:57:50 PM) mrtrollface@live.com everything breaks eventually
(2:58:08 PM) mrtrollface@live.com try getting one that works through a usb
(2:58:13 PM) mrtrollface@live.com that should do it
(3:00:23 PM) mrtrollface@live.com http://images.4chan.org/r9k/src/1279005833047.jpg
(3:00:26 PM) mrtrollface@live.com this might cheer you up
(3:00:38 PM) Clara loool
(3:00:56 PM) Clara neckbeard :PPPP
(3:01:23 PM) mrtrollface@live.com oi, i shaved this morning i'll have you know
(3:04:06 PM) Clara lol okkk :)
(3:04:35 PM) mrtrollface@live.com a bit of stubble is good though
(3:04:37 PM) mrtrollface@live.com there's a balance
(3:05:03 PM) mrtrollface@live.com sometimes having the right amount of stubble on your lip and chin can work wonders
(3:05:28 PM) Clara maybeee

filter out the good parts, op, i don't want to read all of that

(3:05:32 PM) Clara i like goatees :D
(3:06:20 PM) mrtrollface@live.com they're all kinds of awesome
(3:06:37 PM) Clara :D yeah
(3:06:51 PM) mrtrollface@live.com also great for going down
(3:07:03 PM) Clara lool :P
(3:07:21 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hahaha
(3:07:31 PM) mrtrollface@live.com answer me this
(3:07:44 PM) mrtrollface@live.com would you do me?
(3:07:58 PM) Clara i hardly know youuuu :PPPP
(3:08:23 PM) Clara but... i do think you're kinda cuute lol
(3:08:31 PM) mrtrollface@live.com likewise
(3:08:35 PM) Clara :D
(3:08:40 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'd take you out for a nice meal if you weren't on the other side of the globe
(3:09:01 PM) Clara d'awwww
(3:09:14 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'd probably cook actuall
(3:09:20 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'm an awesome cook
(3:10:00 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i think i want to get to know you
(3:10:02 PM) mrtrollface@live.com intimately
(3:10:08 PM) Clara awww that's so sweet :)
(3:10:29 PM) Clara i lovee getting cooked for
(3:10:41 PM) Clara i usually have to cook for myself all the timee :P
(3:10:54 PM) mrtrollface@live.com same, but i enjoy it
(3:12:17 PM) mrtrollface@live.com what would you like for dinner tonight
(3:12:51 PM) mrtrollface@live.com pasta, rice, potatos, salad?
(3:13:08 PM) Clara ooh i likee rice (lol asian stereotypess)
(3:13:21 PM) Clara i like MEAT :DDD
(3:13:37 PM) mrtrollface@live.com so i'll put my johnson between two slices of bread for you?

FLOOD DETECTED POST DISCARDED MY DICK

THAT'S RIGHT, CLARA'S THROBBING DICK

You're a dirty bastard, but you're alright, OP. Godspeed.

(3:14:03 PM) Clara loll, you're so silly
(3:16:23 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hah
(3:16:26 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i do joke a lot
(3:16:36 PM) mrtrollface@live.com sometimes i don't joke
(3:16:52 PM) Clara loool
(3:17:01 PM) mrtrollface@live.com wana see it :P
(3:17:08 PM) Clara see what :o
(3:17:16 PM) mrtrollface@live.com me
(3:17:22 PM) Clara okkk
(3:17:34 PM) mrtrollface@live.com he he he
(3:17:36 PM) mrtrollface@live.com whats your email
(3:17:40 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'll send 'em there
(3:17:51 PM) Clara clara_as_day@hotmail.com :)
(3:18:02 PM) Clara samee as my MSN
(3:19:04 PM) mrtrollface@live.com sent
(3:21:17 PM) Clara i don'tt see them yet :(
(3:21:22 PM) mrtrollface@live.com it didn't send
(3:21:24 PM) mrtrollface@live.com thats odd
(3:21:26 PM) Clara :S
(3:21:46 PM) mrtrollface@live.com lets try this again
(3:22:13 PM) mrtrollface@live.com you got any yourself? :P
(3:23:14 PM) Clara looll any what?
(3:23:20 PM) mrtrollface@live.com pictures
(3:23:53 PM) mrtrollface@live.com pictures of spider-man
(3:24:56 PM) Clara oohh now i see the picturess
(3:25:02 PM) Clara nice penis :P
(3:25:13 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hahaha
(3:25:16 PM) mrtrollface@live.com your welcome

BLOXBLOXBLOX

Dude, I think you're trolling the wrong place. This is 4chan. Fapping to gratitious dismemberment, women with penis and the Bart Simpson fucking his sister in the ass is not only normal, fapping to normal stuff is frowned upon.

So why would it bother someone if they fapped to a dude pretending to be a girl?

(3:25:35 PM) Clara i dontt have any of mine saved, my roommmate always asks to use this computer
(3:25:41 PM) Clara i don't want her seeing my vagoo LOL
(3:25:52 PM) mrtrollface@live.com do what i do and store it as an email
(3:26:04 PM) mrtrollface@live.com that way you can only send it when you need
(3:26:13 PM) Clara i don't knoww
(3:26:18 PM) Clara i always forget to delete things XD
(3:26:50 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hahaha
(3:26:56 PM) mrtrollface@live.com that roomate of yours around now?
(3:27:13 PM) Clara she's coming in and out of the roomm a lot
(3:27:30 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hmm
(3:27:44 PM) mrtrollface@live.com just i'm thinking now might be a nice time to get to know you a bit better
(3:28:30 PM) Clara loll we can still get to know each otherr :D
(3:28:50 PM) mrtrollface@live.com what if you get caught :P
(3:29:05 PM) Clara whyy would i get caught with text :S
(3:29:18 PM) mrtrollface@live.com :P
(3:30:03 PM) mrtrollface@live.com so what would you like for dinner
(3:31:30 PM) Clara loll turkey is alwayss good
(3:31:39 PM) Clara i like it even when its not thanksgivingg :D
(3:31:49 PM) mrtrollface@live.com its good all year round
(3:31:54 PM) mrtrollface@live.com gravy?
(3:32:01 PM) Clara why nott :D
(3:32:07 PM) Clara mashed potatos are always goood too
(3:32:20 PM) mrtrollface@live.com butter?
(3:32:26 PM) Clara :) okkk
(3:32:30 PM) Clara mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(3:32:56 PM) mrtrollface@live.com what's for dessert?
(3:33:41 PM) Clara i likee chocolate ice creammmm

(3:33:47 PM) Clara :DDD
(3:34:06 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i preferr vanilla
(3:34:18 PM) Clara lool they go together well :P
(3:34:33 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i like it when they mix
(3:34:45 PM) Clara :)
(3:34:46 PM) mrtrollface@live.com get intimate with each other
(3:34:52 PM) Clara lool, oh u
(3:35:07 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hey, its your fault for being pretty
(3:35:39 PM) mrtrollface@live.com a man can't help wanting to hold a pretty thing next to him
(3:37:31 PM) mrtrollface@live.com its cold here tonight
(3:37:42 PM) Clara d'awwww
(3:38:03 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i think i'll hop into bed to keep arm
(3:38:53 PM) Clara lool good night :)
(3:39:02 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'll still be on
(3:39:09 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'm just warming up silly
(3:39:20 PM) Clara oh lool ;p
(3:39:30 PM) Clara i'm actually going to take a showerr noww
(3:39:36 PM) mrtrollface@live.com can i come too
(3:39:43 PM) Clara loool
(3:39:46 PM) Clara :P
(3:39:58 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'll take that as a yes
(3:41:05 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'll be here when you get back anyway
(3:59:00 PM) mrtrollface@live.com you back?
(3:59:13 PM) Clara loll noo of course nott :P
(3:59:18 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hahahaha

(3:59:34 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i was wondering if you could help me with something
(4:00:12 PM) Clara ooo what is it?
(4:00:48 PM) mrtrollface@live.com well
(4:00:51 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'm in bed
(4:00:58 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i showed it to you earlier
(4:01:28 PM) Clara anddd? :o
(4:01:44 PM) mrtrollface@live.com wana give me a hand :P
(4:02:00 PM) Clara lool okk
(4:03:19 PM) mrtrollface@live.com <3
(4:03:21 PM) mrtrollface@live.com your awesome
(4:03:32 PM) Clara my awesome? where? :P
(4:03:41 PM) mrtrollface@live.com he he he
(4:03:48 PM) mrtrollface@live.com what're you wearing honey
(4:04:09 PM) Clara i'm just sitting around in my underwearr
(4:04:13 PM) Clara it's pink :)
(4:04:26 PM) mrtrollface@live.com frilly?
(4:04:30 PM) Clara yeahh
(4:04:55 PM) mrtrollface@live.com does it look good on your slender little body
(4:06:42 PM) mrtrollface@live.com or are you tall?
(4:06:44 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i love tall girls
(4:09:55 PM) Clara loll i'm 5'4"
(4:10:12 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i like
(4:10:28 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hmm, what kind of panties are you wearing
(4:12:25 PM) Clara lol, theyre pink
(4:12:29 PM) Clara i forget the brandd though

I don't know who the fuck you are, but good job OP. These are the same desperate and pathetic faggots that give camwhore attentions. Kudos.

>>10200240
dam sun u must b an oldfag

did you join way back in august?

(4:12:45 PM) mrtrollface@live.com gstring, thong?
(4:15:36 PM) Clara shimapan :)
(4:15:57 PM) mrtrollface@live.com cute
(4:16:15 PM) mrtrollface@live.com shows off the curve of the ass too
(4:16:21 PM) Clara loll
(4:16:39 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i love curves
(4:16:55 PM) mrtrollface@live.com how big are your boobs :P
(4:17:05 PM) Clara B
(4:17:07 PM) Clara :)
(4:17:23 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hah, every asian girl seems to be a b cup
(4:17:32 PM) Clara lool its truee
(4:17:43 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hmm
(4:18:04 PM) mrtrollface@live.com wana give your nipples a squeeze for me
(4:18:44 PM) Clara okkkkk
(4:18:50 PM) Clara loll that feels funny
(4:19:04 PM) mrtrollface@live.com funny good or funny bad
(4:19:26 PM) Clara gooodd
(4:19:49 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hey
(4:19:53 PM) mrtrollface@live.com you wana feel really good
(4:20:36 PM) mrtrollface@live.com ?
(4:20:41 PM) Clara ok :o
(4:21:15 PM) mrtrollface@live.com is anybody looking
(4:23:58 PM) mrtrollface@live.com ?
(4:24:13 PM) Clara my roommate keepss coming in and out of the roomm
(4:24:19 PM) Clara but maybe i can lock the door :)
(4:24:24 PM) Clara brb

(4:24:27 PM) mrtrollface@live.com k
(4:24:30 PM) Clara okk
(4:25:05 PM) mrtrollface@live.com done?
(4:26:07 PM) Clara yup :D
(4:26:31 PM) mrtrollface@live.com great
(4:26:37 PM) mrtrollface@live.com get comfortable
(4:27:27 PM) mrtrollface@live.com by which i mean naked
(4:28:24 PM) Clara okkk
(4:29:17 PM) mrtrollface@live.com you ready?
(4:31:08 PM) Clara yeahh :)
(4:31:27 PM) mrtrollface@live.com mmm
(4:31:33 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i wana see more of you
(4:31:40 PM) mrtrollface@live.com show me some pics
(4:32:13 PM) Clara my webcamm is broken (lol mac)
(4:32:22 PM) Clara i told you thattttt :S
(4:32:33 PM) mrtrollface@live.com facebook picture?
(4:32:39 PM) mrtrollface@live.com anything will do
(4:33:03 PM) Clara this is getting kind of creepy :S
(4:33:09 PM) mrtrollface@live.com sorry
(4:33:17 PM) Clara its ok :)
(4:33:38 PM) mrtrollface@live.com um
(4:33:45 PM) mrtrollface@live.com nah never mind
(4:34:03 PM) Clara awwww, what?
(4:34:17 PM) mrtrollface@live.com its just

>>10200240
Exactly. You might want to try a Christian forum or something. I've fapped to dudes before and I'm not even slighlty gay. I guess you didn't waste your time (trolling is trolling) but it's really not that big a "epic win lulz".

(4:34:25 PM) mrtrollface@live.com well
(4:34:45 PM) mrtrollface@live.com you wana take off your clothes and do stuff together but you wont show me a picture of you
(4:34:46 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i dunno
(4:34:50 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'm a bit confused
(4:35:20 PM) Clara i dont have anyyy
(4:35:29 PM) mrtrollface@live.com thats okay
(4:35:35 PM) mrtrollface@live.com just had to say so
(4:35:47 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i got a bit worried for a minute
(4:35:49 PM) Clara oook :)
(4:36:06 PM) mrtrollface@live.com so, you still ready for funtimes?
(4:36:15 PM) Clara ok :)
(4:36:52 PM) mrtrollface@live.com so, what turns you on
(4:37:01 PM) mrtrollface@live.com into anything kinky
(4:37:22 PM) Clara lol i like light bdsm (6)
(4:38:28 PM) mrtrollface@live.com good
(4:38:30 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'm into that
(4:39:32 PM) Clara cooolll
(4:39:42 PM) mrtrollface@live.com hmm
(4:39:54 PM) mrtrollface@live.com sub or dom
(4:44:31 PM) Clara switch :)
(4:44:48 PM) mrtrollface@live.com Hmm
(4:44:52 PM) mrtrollface@live.com I know

well clearly you put a lot of effort into this.

no one cares.

bye.

Wow, this is a truly pathetic specimen you've chosen.

>>10200000

just wondering who got it

(4:44:58 PM) mrtrollface@live.com Tell me what you want to do to me
(4:45:06 PM) mrtrollface@live.com Be as rough as you like
(4:45:57 PM) Clara loool tie my hands behind my back
(4:46:14 PM) Clara oh waitt you said do to you
(4:46:15 PM) Clara lool
(4:46:29 PM) Clara i wantt to sitt on your face :D
(4:46:43 PM) Clara andd tie your hands behind YOUR back :D
(4:47:10 PM) mrtrollface@live.com but how will i finger you then
(4:48:01 PM) Clara i'll untie you when i want that
(4:48:43 PM) mrtrollface@live.com what if i break loose
(4:49:24 PM) Clara then you're a bad, bad boy XD
(4:49:49 PM) mrtrollface@live.com what'll you do to me then
(4:50:39 PM) Clara i'll retie you and give you forty lashes (6)
(4:51:28 PM) mrtrollface@live.com and then?
(4:53:28 PM) Clara i'll rub my vagoo all over your face
(4:53:57 PM) mrtrollface@live.com you know what ill do then
(4:54:04 PM) Clara what :0
(4:54:48 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'll overpower you
(4:54:51 PM) mrtrollface@live.com and take you
(4:54:55 PM) Clara :o

this could be a lot funnier than it is. also op is samefagging.

obviously fake email. you're doing nothing bro. try harder op, dumb bitch.

>>10200240
see this is very true. I actually usually just message guys on yahoo or msn and just try to reason with them that we're both guys but if one of us pretends to be a girl it wont make a differnece. I jerk off to guys pretending to be girls almost daily. I also pretend to be a girl as well. I've got some great chat logs on my external hard-drive that are just fucking wacky.

(4:56:28 PM) mrtrollface@live.com i'll pound your cunt with my dick
(4:57:01 PM) mrtrollface@live.com and pin you down
(4:57:09 PM) mrtrollface@live.com and rub your clit till its raw
(4:57:47 PM) mrtrollface@live.com how does that sound
(5:00:19 PM) Clara mmmmmmmm
(5:00:56 PM) mrtrollface@live.com you want that
(5:01:00 PM) mrtrollface@live.com you want to be abused
(5:01:15 PM) Clara only in beddd :P
(5:01:43 PM) mrtrollface@live.com of course
(5:01:57 PM) mrtrollface@live.com doing it elsewhere would be inappropriate
(5:03:08 PM) Clara :)
(5:03:16 PM) Clara okkk i have to go nowww
(5:03:17 PM) Clara byeee
(5:03:20 PM) Clara <3

wow I used to pull tihs back in primitive chatrooms
and even then I tought it was stupid

also HOLY SHIT NIGGER USELESS WALLS OF TEXT

prepare your fucking threads in advance

I don't want to bump this this so sage

Poor op put so much work into this too.

That was the first mrtrollface@live.com conversation.

He'll be back later in the thread. I'd like to move on to another of our victims.

This guy's email address is magog.of.guar@live.com. I'll emailfag it because it's not included in the logs.

>>10200331
Wow. You're obviously not one of the people that got trolled.

/sarcasm

In any case, I think this is a good thing OP is doing. Gullible and easily trolled faggots are some of the worst people on 4chan. Those are the same fuckers who bump obvious troll threads.

I've seen you post once. When I was scrolling past some hookup thread.
Who the fuck are you?

OP, this chatlog is definitely TL;DR.

No lulz were had.

(12:50:23 AM) Magog hey wanna fix my okcupid profile?
(12:50:33 AM) Magog it sucks and I need halp
(12:51:37 AM) Clara lool okk
(12:51:47 AM) Magog http://www.okcupid.com/profile/patrick2009
(12:51:49 AM) Magog fix it
(12:51:52 AM) Magog I suck at writing
(12:51:57 AM) Magog I'm ALPHA AS FUCK
(12:52:04 AM) Magog just don't know how to write about myself :D
(12:53:48 AM) Clara use moree emoticons :D
(12:54:12 AM) Clara girls lovee emoticons :D
(12:54:12 AM) Magog OK THEN I WILL
(12:54:16 AM) Clara i know i doo XD
(12:54:16 AM) Magog too true
(12:54:21 AM) Magog moar advice
(12:54:32 AM) Magog actually, if you have an account, just edit the goddamned thing yourself
(12:54:50 AM) Clara i dontt
(12:56:33 AM) Clara for "i spend a lot of time thinking about" you should put somethingg that makes you look like an intellectuall
(12:56:36 AM) Clara likee math :D
(12:58:04 AM) Magog oh really
(12:58:07 AM) Magog I am intellectual
(12:58:14 AM) Magog ok brb adding intellectual shit
(12:58:18 AM) Clara :D
(12:58:37 AM) Magog give examples of shit that turns on women when thinking about a guy to date.
(12:58:48 AM) Magog not just a guy to marry, but a guy to date; one leads to the other.

>>10200409
>Those are the same fuckers who bump obvious troll threads.

ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg

>>10200382
Keep saging, dumb fuck. You're only making it obvious you're one of the sad fucks that got tricked by OP.

(12:58:57 AM) Magog if I'm being a pain in the ass, I apologize
(12:59:01 AM) Magog but I need help with this shit
(12:59:04 AM) Clara noo its finee :)
(12:59:08 AM) Magog and people are too goddamned lazy IRL to help
(1:00:24 AM) Magog waiting for intellectual shit examples
(1:00:36 AM) Clara ook
(1:00:51 AM) Clara well just likee science, math :)
(1:00:57 AM) Clara i like that you put computers theree :D
(1:01:12 AM) Clara alsoo one thing that i like in a man is humility :D
(1:01:27 AM) Magog "Science, math, history, computers, human interaction (sociology, politics)"
(1:01:32 AM) Magog ok so how to say I'm humble
(1:02:01 AM) Clara okk might want to change the first section a bit :S
(1:02:34 AM) Magog yeah
(1:02:38 AM) Magog ok second person to say that
(1:02:39 AM) Magog problem is
(1:02:42 AM) Magog ok really the problem is
(1:02:46 AM) Magog I go to bars and look for women
(1:02:50 AM) Magog and god they're shallow there
(1:03:10 AM) Clara they're still femalee :P
(1:03:18 AM) Clara and we all likee humility :)

>>10200396
ignore everyone else
i'm sure others, as well as myself, have nothing better to do than read these logs

CONTINUE, OP
you've done great so far with mrtrollface@live.com

>people actually adding people from 4chan

HAHAHAHA dumbasses

>>10200449
It's okay to add people. I mean, guys. There are no girls on the internet. Adding guys who say they are guys is your best bet.

Sometimes they're gay, but you can talk to gayanons too, if they're not too horny at least.

Spoiler alert: Everyone sageing was a victim

>>10200434
You know, I can't fucking read minds, asshole. What is it you're implying by posting a text reaction? That OP is a troll?

faggot, I bet you tought this was gonna get archived
fail

>>10200409
Jesus OP. If you're going to samefag, at least change the typing and remove the excess spacing.

ALL RIGHT, SINCE YOU FAGGOTS HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A GOLDFISH I'M GOING TO POST THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE CONVERSATIONS RATHER THAN THE FULL ONES
(1:04:39 AM) Magog I just wish all women were as profound as you in terms of relationships.

(1:13:51 AM) Clara somee bands that make you look deep (lool)
(1:14:11 AM) Magog wat
(1:14:15 AM) Magog bands don't make someone look deep
(1:14:19 AM) Magog poetry and boring shit does that
(1:14:24 AM) Clara Boris, Melt Banana, Blood on the Dance Floor, Animal Collective, Radiohead...
(1:14:24 AM) Magog maybe movies about the holocaust or something
(1:14:27 AM) Magog dear god
(1:14:31 AM) Magog ooh radiohead
(1:14:33 AM) Magog will add.
(1:14:35 AM) Clara lool you'd be surprised
(1:15:06 AM) Clara i can tell a lot from a guy from looking at his music collection :)
(1:15:54 AM) Magog the killers?
(1:16:05 AM) Magog ok what can you tell about me from mine?
(1:16:07 AM) Magog (will post in a moment)

(1:23:26 AM) Clara but on the music list take out Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters and Journey
(1:23:31 AM) Clara they don't send the right message :S
(1:23:35 AM) Magog I took out journey already haha
(1:23:43 AM) Magog are you going to elaborate on those?
(1:24:28 AM) Magog ??
(1:25:14 AM) Clara lool i dont knoww it just makess you seem like youur 14 and you picked up guitar forr the first timee :PPP
(1:25:43 AM) Magog haha lolwat ok

SUMMARY: THIS GUY EDITED HIS OKCUPID PROFILE TO LOOK BETA AS FUCK AND ADDED A BUNCH OF SHITTY BANDS TO THE MUSIC SECTION, ALL BECAUSE OF CLARA

>>10200018
OMFG I KNOW THIS GUY O________O

i support this thread, it makes me feel good about myself because i am not a pathetic loser like the desperate idiots that got trolled :D

>>10200499
Fuck off asshole, I'm not OP. Use the samefag detecting procedure if you want.

>>10200510
What, like IRL, or OTI?

blox.