Tell them they are every thing that is wrong with society

look at stephen hawking

look at lance armstrong

you don't have it that bad fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

i would have killed myself if i had them as parents

seriously at 15 they wouldnt let you go to a girls house?

wat the fuck

Don't blame your parents like a douche.
Just worry about yourself.

Why? What is the reason for them being so overprotective, ott religious beliefs or what?

Shut up and move on, son. The world's your oyster.

aspergers lol ass-burger lol

also you are a gigantic faggot

>>10062620
you don't have aspergers you're just a socially awkard nerd with fear of rejection
am i right?

Kill your parents. Inherent their money. Make a life for yourself.

>>10062677
Did someone call me?

>>10062668
I often contemplated my suicide bro. I don't know what prevented me from doing it. I guess I just had hope, hope that maybe one day things will work out.
>>10062684
My parent's were both overprotective Christian fuckwits.

OP You are a better person than I, I probably would have killed them.

I just moved into a dorm and I've made no friends so far..I'm really, really depressed. My lack of social skills is really showing now that I'm here - I hadn't met new people in a looong time so I've pretty much forgotten how to get to know someone. Any advice?

OP, you are exactly like me. I have never met anyone online who had grown up in a similar environment as I before.

I have arranged dates with many girls before, but upon trying to leave the house, my parents always went batshit insane and kept me inside. Grabbing at me, hiding the keys, calling the police. I was 18 at the time. MOTHERFUCKERS.

>>10063001
be yourself and don't worry bro college/living in a dorm forces you to break out of your shell do you at least have a roommate in your dorm?

>>10063034
Wow, so I'm not the only one ?
That's somewhat comforting to know.

Op just out of curiosity why didn't you just go over to that girls house or just leave your street when I was younger up til like 8th grade my parents tried doing that shit to me and I'd just lie, claiming i'd be at one of my next door neighbors house when truthfully i'd be riding my bike miles away to play with school friends or go to best buy

I managed to apply to university without my parents knowing (trollface.jpg). Their plan was to honestly force me to stay at home for the rest of my life. Cunts. They found about the university plan of course. They are not pleased, and I am not pleased since I have no cash and none of the necessary social/communication skills needed to get a job.

I am 19 now, and still not allowed to ride my bike outside. Not evening the driveway. I once got sent a christmas card by someone I talked to online...sigh, my parents called the police about it. I absolutely despise them.

>>10063157
Because it didn't fucking work like that.
The one time that I did defy them and leave they called the cops on me and threatened to throw me in Juvy.

I don't blame my parents, but they sure contributed.

Whenever I would leave the house with a relative or friend, they would let me go and then bitch at me for enjoying it. My mom actually said "Here I was crying because you were gone all day." I was only like 11 at the time. My aunt used to take me to the mall, zoo, eating, and skating because she felt bad that I stayed with my parents 365 days a year. Every time I would come back home after being out with my aunt, my mom and dad would talk shit on her and get angry that I spent four hours out with my aunt. Once I got into my teenage years, I would go out with friends and they would make up some story about something happening and that I should have been home to help. When i'm gone with friends, that's when they decide that they really need my help with cleaning the house. I've almost given up going out of the house at all. I went out with friend last week and my mom yelled at me for only telling her one day in advance.

>>10063114
Nah they're single rooms, but we have a common room and stuff. I've been in there once last night to watch TV and no one talked to me. I asked people a few questions and stuff trying to make conversation but they pretty much just gave me one word answers. I'm joining in halfway through the year (2nd semester) and so everyone has already formed their friend groups. I feel like I'm pretty much fucked.

>>10063204

big deal my parents have called the cops on me more than once

throw you in juvy?

on what grounds the cops would of laughed in their face

I almost had a friend two years ago, but my parents found out that he was a member of a hunting club. And that was the end of that.

ITT pussies blame their parents for their own easily rectifiable problems

...i do the same

>>10063338
You are a fucking faggot and have no idea what you are talking about.

>>10063251
bro you aren't fucked i did the exact same thing ie residing in a university apartment halfway through the year with 2 ppl i didn't know yet they had already been living with each other. one of my rm's and i became bro's even later working the same job. Can't say much for the other we got along (he hated me and it was deserved, but that's a tldr story) we were always civil with another. Don't be discouraged that it's hard to make conversation with your rm's from the get go, it frequently is with any stranger, once you've been living with each other for awhile week-few months they'll open up to you

Before 18
>No you can't go out. Don't have sex, etc

After 18
>Why don't you have many friends? How come you don't have a girlfriend?

We really need to start a club.

>>10063409
I hope so. Thanks for taking the time to write back to me, it's made me feel a little better. Anyone else been in the same situation?

OP, you are me and I, I am you. ._.

>>10063424
my situation was similar to this until i was around 16-17,elaborating, my parents let me sleepover at friends houses but my parents either had to be mutual friends with that kids parents or know them very very well.

Then I rebelled and they slowly (yr or so) came to terms with it

omg how did my son become so popular

I blame my parents for all my problems too. I've noticed usually people with very social and funny parents tend to be very funny and outgoing themselves.
My parents are fucking boring, stupid and annoying.

This happened to me, almost to the letter.

Luckily my sister managed to find herself a boyfriend and get away. She's very happy and getting married next year to that guy, they've been together 11 years. Me? I'm 30, still living at home with no friends, had a complete breakdown a couple of years back and haven't worked since. Trying to get my life together but don't know where to start.

It's criminal I tell you. CRIMINAL. I wouldn't mind so much but my mother did it all; had a child when unmarried in the 60s (big deal back then), took every drug going, drank heavily until I was well into my teens then encouraged my father and myself to drink to our detriment. It's like I'm being trolled IRL. Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

>lack of social skills
>aspergers

captain, we've seen this before

Hey man, atleast you have an excuse.

>>10063627
Oh and, in case it wasn't obvious, I'm a kissless virgin

THANKS MUM, HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT

I love these threads. I mean I kind of feel similar, if only a little bit. That kind of stereotypical "why aren't you normal" attitude when they completely raised you bass ackwards.

aspies unite!!!

ASPERGERS IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU DEVELOP.

THE LACK OF SOCIAL SKILLS THAT COMES WITH ASPERGERS DOES NOT STEM FROM A LACK OF PRACTICE.

IT IS A GENETIC DISORDER, TYPICALLY EVIDENT FROM A VERY YOUNG AGE.

YOU DON'T SUDDENLY "GET" ASPERGERS JUST BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T LET YOUR FAGGOTY 15-YEAR-OLD SELF GO HANG OUT WITH SOME SKANK.

YES, I MAD.

I believe autists didn't want to live at birth, didn't want to socialize...
aspies wanted to live but where the genes come from? the parents. you can blame on the genes but truth is OP is right in fully blaming the fucked up parents...
well, night all!

my dad always put me down and was harsh on me for no apparent reason. so i pretty much blame him for my shyness and timidness.

my parents were just weird as fuck and one day I told them that and they got pissy but I never brought friends over

Cool man. You can actually blame everything in your life on your parents if you want. Feels good man

>>10064179
implying infants can comprehend life and death

20 years old here, basically the same thing as OP my parents wouldnt even let me go to peoples houses except a few people that i knew from primary school since they had met their parents.

Shit fucking sucks

>>10062620
>I remember being 15 and this girl invited me over to her house. I begged and pleaded with my parents but was never allowed to go.

Why didn't you simply ignore their threats? Surely they wouldn't cause any REAL harm to you for disobeying them. If they would, then you should have gotten out anyhow. Spend your life as a pussy, and that's the only pussy you'll ever get near.

>>10064589
Holy shit, this.

I remember being 'forbade' to do certain things when I was younger. I never thought that they could possibly enforce it and still keep me around.

Juvie? Lol, I haven't broken the law. Military school? Good luck paying for it, broke-ass, alcoholic bitches. You're going to beat my ass? I'll stab you in your sleep. I actually said that. They had to work and I could stay up for days at a time without much consequence (lol prescription ritalin and the knowledge of what it does). My parents had NO control over me as a teen because they were idiots. I miss lording that over them.

>>10064812
it's forbidden dude, not forbade :]

If you can't get past shit like that by your mid twenties at least then it's your own damn fault.

This is why you go and don't tell your parents the truth. Didn't you take teenager rebellion 101?

"I'm sleeping over Richard's, mommy."
"I'm going to Derrick's to play video games he just got the new Street Fighter!"

Then 4 years later they ask you why you've never had a girlfriend tell them "Remember the time I slept over Richard's? That was her last name."

I blame my lack of a father, as well as my mother for my shit luck with women.

I've been told I'm pretty cute, I'm fit, and I make friends easily, but I am an absolute shit tier beta when it comes to girls on more than a level of friendship.

My parents got divorced, and I was raised by my mother as a Jehovah's Witness until I just decided to stop going to the meetings at around 13. I grew up around no men, just my mom, my sister, my grandma, and my aunt.

Couple that with a religion that limits so much shit, and you have a kid who had an extreme fear of rejection from girls. It wasn't until I turned 17 that I had my first kiss from a girl who made the first move on everything. That fizzled out cause I didn't have the balls to ask her out even after it was obvious she wanted me to. I later find out she thought I gave up on her lol.

Shitsux. At least /r9k/ has helped a slight bit with the confidence issue. Seeing so many people worse off than me has helped my ego a tad.

Thanks guys.

I turn 22 this year and my mom will not sleep until I get home. I recognize she's doing this not because she wants me to be socially retarded but because she loves me.
Appreciate your parents and work on your social life while you're out of the house. I'm a student and I spend 10 hours in school everyday, that's enough time to learn to be social.

I was misdiagnosed with a terminal illness at a young age. I love my parents, but they treated me like glass-- my brother could go outside and play, but when I wanted to it was always, "Anon, you're sick, stay in bed." All the time. It was my fault, really. I thought I was going to die, so I never bothered with anything, I just lived out each day slowly waiting for the inevitable.

When I was 16, the doctors discovered the misdiagnoses and began treating me for my actual illness. By a miracle, I was completely better at 18. My parents got angry with me because I didn't know how to do anything but make doctor's appointments. It's always, "Anon, why don't you have any friends? Why can't you be like your brother? You're better now, go be an adult." I don't know how.