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Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:21:58 No.10059339

Old Spice just released a video for Anonymous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCVhGzrAT0

Our secret club is dead. ;_;

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:24:35 No.10059388 OMG ITS SOOOOOOOOO RANDUM XDXDXD THE FISH AGAIN XD

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:25:17 No.10059398 THE SECRET CLUB IS NOW DIAMONDS

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:25:24 No.10059402 >>10059391 WAT watblox I'll fix it for you, darling ;_;

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:25:32 No.10059409 File1279056332.jpg-(15 KB, 259x268, reaction beardman.jpg) Hahahaha okay dipsh- >check out video >my face when it's real

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:25:50 No.10059418 anyone notice they're on some massive internet community marketing campagin

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:27:25 No.10059452 File1279056445.png-(1.08 MB, 1280x800, you_really_are.png) >>10059402 Here you go, Anonymous. This is for you, too >>10059409

>>	Meth !!yKNKxhr7QFT 07/13/10(Tue)17:27:30 No.10059454 I'm trying really hard to hate this, but fuck that guy's voice is sexy as he is handsome.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:28:24 No.10059480 On the plus side, no one's making commercials for goons.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:28:32 No.10059483 how do u feel about millions of white women that now want black cock and will cheat on u for black cock???

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:29:40 No.10059499 >>10059454 His voice is unhateable. He could command me to run against a wall and I would seriously consider it. DAT VOICE

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:29:56 No.10059506 He posted many videos replying to people from online. Who gives a shit if he replies to someone anonymous.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:30:16 No.10059517 Never was a secret club, and he only calls us Anonymous. I mean, it's the fucking definition of avoiding referring to a specific group. Actually, it's the word whose definition is that phrase.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:30:19 No.10059518 >>10059483 he's a cool black guy, not a nigger. feels good man.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:31:16 No.10059534 >Delicious cake l MUST EAT IT

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:31:24 No.10059535 I heard he posted on /fit/.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:31:40 No.10059539 4chan has been mainstream for years. Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:31:45 No.10059541 >>10059483 >implying you don't want his black footlong as much as the rest of us inb4 faggots denying it

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:32:39 No.10059557 That's not an actual old spice commercial it has about 300 views. Stop getting your panties in a bunch, and in case you didn't notice all the ads and Icanhazcheesburger ed/knowyourmeme lots of people have this subculture advertised and marketed too.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:33:44 No.10059577 >>10059557 >That's not an actual old spice commercial it has about 300 views. And over 500 comments. And it was posted TODAY. I bet thousands of people have already viewed it. Expect 100k views by the end of the week.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:35:54 No.10059616 >>10059577 AND NEW POSTERS WOULD BRING A CHANGE FROM THE MISOGYNY AND IDIOTS I WANT THEM HERE SO I DON"T HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU>

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:36:54 No.10059636 The Anonymous post he replied to was posted in a /cgl/ hygiene thread. Just saying.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:37:54 No.10059648 Dear lord, this man, THIS MAN.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:41:10 No.10059698 Well, I found it amusing. And he just so, my word.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:42:41 No.10059730 we are now a market to advertise to the end is nigh

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:43:33 No.10059741 That guy is a Black Man. Learn the difference niggers

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:43:38 No.10059742 >>10059730 The end is nigh. SHiiiiiiiiii the end has come and gone, you are now living in a post4chaned world.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:44:28 No.10059760 I hereby forever pledge my allegiance to Old Spice. Never shall I use another brand of cologne, bodywash, or aftershave.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:45:40 No.10059777 I can't dislike him for this. I can't. He's so fucking sexy. Ung.

Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:48:35 No.10059830

Go to his Twitter page, he is AS WE SPEAK making and uploading videos. Some of them are minutes old, and he's replying to things that were said minutes ago, too.

http://twitter.com/OldSpice

Just imagine if he actually replied to one of your own comments.. I think I would orgasm.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:49:09 No.10059840 File1279057749.jpg-(62 KB, 573x379, homemade trollface 02.jpg) This guy needs to make a video for Stormfront. Come on, Old Spice, DO NOT FAIL ME.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:49:56 No.10059853 I am going to make it my life's mission to make my voice sound as eloquent as his. I will work 30 years if I have to.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:50:17 No.10059857 Prove this isn't a shitty viral marketing as campaign.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:50:23 No.10059860 >>10059853 Me too. I'm going to be the sexiest sounding 42 year old ever!

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:52:25 No.10059898 shitty marketing bullshit 4chan is dead to me now. The only time that it has ever mattered was 2004-2007 I hope everyone else after those years are executed. Time to finish up university and find a new secret club.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:52:41 No.10059904 >>10059741 Only liberal hippy faggots make the difference between a "black man" and a "nigger".

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:53:32 No.10059917 >>10059898 >find a secret club Ok, what?

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:53:54 No.10059922 >>10059483 It's cool. I'd cheat on my girlfriend with that guy. It's only fair if she does too.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:58:24 No.10059994 >comments >LOL NIGGER!!!!! Learn the difference between 'Respectable Black Man' and 'Nigger'.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:59:47 No.10060010 >>10059483 brb, dying cock black as the night

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)17:59:54 No.10060014 He should've done it with the monocle, from the other video, on the whole time.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:01:30 No.10060033 This man is the epitome of ALPHA AS FUCK. Want to be more alpha? Be like that guy. Study him. Study how he speaks, his eye contact, his body language. BE THE ALPHA.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:01:33 No.10060035 ... so what is he answering? Peoples tweets about him?

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:01:53 No.10060042 GODDAMN IT GUYS, STOP TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT OUR SEKRIT PLAYHOUSE. AND FUCK SAKES, NO GIRLS ALLOWED! SHIT SAKES.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:01:55 No.10060044 >>10059994 It's just the young ones who come from /b/. Fucking morons.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:02:25 No.10060052 For those who don't know, he did a q&a with reddit. http://www.reddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/cp190/the_old_spice_man_responds_to_the_internet/

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:03:35 No.10060077 What the fucking..did I seriously just see...IS THIS A SHOOP? wtf

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:03:57 No.10060094 >>10059898 Nice troll, faggot. I've been here since 2006 and I see through your faggotry. 4chan was never a secret club. Get over yourself.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:06:41 No.10060152 >>10059483 This is a genuinely good looking black male. It's not so much a want of nigger dick as it is a want of attractive male dick. So if girls want to fuck this guy, I totally get it, it's not like this is Lil Wayne or whatever.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:08:07 No.10060181 >>10060052 I just realized this guy basically gets paid to look good and post on the internet. DAMN.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:16:15 No.10060348 >>10060181 no anon dont even think about it. sure you are posting on the internet but i think we both know what you are missing.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:20:07 No.10060417 >>10060181 he's a camwhore?

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:21:53 No.10060453 my god this is r9ks alpha male, a respectable black man who seems like a total bro and knows how to pick up 4 chicks at a time, all of them completely straight

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:24:13 No.10060503 File1279059853.jpg-(62 KB, 468x425, 1276423901870.jpg) What sort of asshole thinks this is clever! DAMN THEM DAMN THEM ALL.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:24:34 No.10060508 Wow.... they paid for that... BADASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:26:21 No.10060542 ITT nobody gets that they're not trying to imitate 4chan humor, they're making fun of 4chan humor. Because, let's face it, our/your sense of humor is pants-on-head retarded.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:26:28 No.10060544 As somebody probably already pointed out, 4chan and Anonymous "culture" has been mainstream for years. Does "most popular imageboard on the internet" ring a bell, tards? Either way, this nigga damn hot.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:26:44 No.10060549 >>10060453 I would bet hes a fudge packer being a well spoken black man AND an actor. More power to him though, as the spokesmen for r9k should be a giant black homo peddling deodorant.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:27:42 No.10060570 >>10060542 Yep. That's basically what this negro said when he posted on /fit/. Old spice is trolling us.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:28:51 No.10060589 His videos are pretty fucking good. I wish I was black. ;_;

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:29:10 No.10060596 I know this is /r9k/ and I'm loathe to say something as crude and obvious as this, but anyone who thinks that commercial is anything other than gay is a flaming newfag shitdick.

Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:31:47 No.10060644

>>10060596
Who cares? This video isn't meant to be anything more than a mere response to the attention we've give that one old spice commercial. Check out the related videos, he's responding to everyone.

They're not pandering to us, folks. Stop feeling so special.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:31:48 No.10060645 l Iove it.

Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:35:12 No.10060707

>>10060644
>nothing to do with anything in the post it responded to
>who cares?
I do, along with anyone else on here with a sense of pride in this great community that's destroying itself from inside. As long as it's being linked to and discussed on here, it's fucking cancer. Nobody thinks it's "pandering" to Anonymous, I think we're pandering to Old Spice by acknowledging it. Why am I so mad tho

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:35:16 No.10060710 This is now my favorite phrase >giant black homo peddling deodorant

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:39:28 No.10060784 Eurofag here, just saw the commercial for the first time. It's safe to say I lol'd

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:42:55 No.10060836 File1279060975.jpg-(17 KB, 509x159, durr.jpg) hurdursorandomcommentblox

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:45:45 No.10060891 >>10060836 Wow time to find this person.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:47:10 No.10060922 >>10060891 I love seeing shit like that. Can just imagine all the "oldfags" raging

Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:49:24 No.10060967

>>10060922
I doubt anyone rages to this. But, this is the state of 4chan right now and for the future. People discussing it with friends and sharing the site, let them do so. Who cares? It was never a secret and it will never be one. If someone is raging at this, then they are in a dream state believing 4chan was ever good.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:49:48 No.10060976 >>10060922 Its obviously a troll

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:50:51 No.10061001 our secret club has been dead ever since the OP started posting here, and most likely even before that

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:58:21 No.10061146 Did anybody consider that maybe he's not responding to the 4chan community collectively but rather "anonymous" as whoever is watching the video?

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)18:59:50 No.10061175 oh my god I lost it when he pulled out the delicious cake

>>	Jerks !!oq9noLbtubC 07/13/10(Tue)19:05:55 No.10061267 Does anyone know the film 'The Room'? The first actor for Peter is in the commercials, that's how I got to know them. I bloody love them, I do.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)19:07:12 No.10061290 >>10061146 >Dearest /b/ and the rest of 4chan

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)19:07:50 No.10061302 That is not even the same guy, GJ anon.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)20:07:11 No.10062403 File1279066031.jpg-(50 KB, 600x750, motivatord19d0d23933a3f160b86c(...).jpg) Maybe he's going to become the latest meme. OH NOT I DI'NT

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)20:07:53 No.10062416 >>10062403 >motivational poster Way to fag up the thread, faggot.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)20:08:41 No.10062433 File1279066121.jpg-(51 KB, 600x750, motivatore9fe0e2a22147d66dab85(...).jpg) SOMEBODEH STOP MEH

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)20:09:31 No.10062452 >>10062416 >implying it wasn't already filled with faggotry to begin with

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)20:09:41 No.10062454 >>10062433 I read that in The Mask voice. Was that your intention? I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)20:10:46 No.10062483 >>10062454 That was my intention. You are now reading this in mah voice.

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)20:17:43 No.10062595 File1279066663.jpg-(96 KB, 427x358, reading.jpg) >>10062454 SMOKIN'!!1!

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)20:18:22 No.10062607 File1279066702.png-(151 KB, 1347x646, Screen shot 2010-07-13 at 8.20(...).png) fuck his twitter is fail whaling

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)20:18:39 No.10062613 >At least some of most of you Guys pretty clever

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)20:20:23 No.10062632 >>10062607 lol i thought i was the only one who had problems with that page

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)20:25:05 No.10062712 motherfuck, this viral marketing to the EXTREME. posting on reddit and 4chan too? what did this guy post on /fit/ anyway?

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)20:37:20 No.10062922 promoting 4chan on omegle more new people ftw

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)21:24:02 No.10063642 by the way youtubes view counter is fucked up, look at the likes/dislikes

>>	Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)21:27:14 No.10063687 He's pretty sexy though, no doubt.

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