Report them. /pol/ has a janitor.

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But it makes the SRS so very mad.

>>685880
There is no such thing. Give up the shitposting before it leaves permanent damage in your brain. You're hurting yourself.

>>685895
Shut up you huge faggot. You spent a day trying to convince us that reddit and 4chan are exactly the same and you need to stop with this jewish bullshit word-mincing in every thread about your shitty little unwashed, period-blood-eating semi-humans.

>Outright denying srs is a thing

My fucking obliques.

>>>/backthere/

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>>685895
Are you ready to stay up all night?

>>685896
Today is hot. Hahahaha you're a unit.

>>685899
Yes.

>>685901
I like how you've been so thoroughly called on your shit you don't even respond to me, but your laughably overblown sense of pride won't allow you to ignore my posts without saying something you believe to be "clever". Again, I really hope you talk to people like this irl because someone will eventually slap your shit.

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>>685901
What about all day?

>>685910
I like how I talk.

>>685913
You are such a robot.

>>685920
Why are you responding to me to babble like a moron? Are you physically unable to not respond to me?

>Being a woman online
>Any year

>>685930
Why did you answer my question with a question?

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>>685920
I stared at Saru with uneasiness. "T-take out? I don't do that, sir." "Heeeey." He slurred. "Don't call me 'sir'. It's Saru, remember?" "Sir." I said. "I think it'd be best if you went home now." I gasped as he wrapped his arms around my waist, and I became paranoid that someone was going to see us. He was drunk. Couldn't he see at all what he was doing? "Yami..." Saru breathed into my ear. I could smell the alcohol on his breath. "Your shift is over, right? Can you at least do me one favor..." "No." I said. "You have to leave now, sir." I cried out as he suddenly squeezed my arm. "I told you not to call me that." He hissed. I felt his hand move under my dress and I shuddered as he stroked me through my panties. "D-don't!" I cried. "Why?" He said. "You don't want it?" "Want....what?" "I'll show you if you want...." He said. I felt him slipping my panties down, and I panicked. No. No. This was crazy. There was no way that he was actually going to...to... "Bend over." What? "No!" I shrieked, pushing away from him. "Do it." He said. "Or...if you don't want to....perhaps this will persuade you..." Saru reached into his pocket and took out an envelope. "What's that?" I said, wary. "Open it and you'll see." I took the envelope and opened it, gasping at the contents. These were pictures....of me at my night job. "A little young to be working there, don't you think?" "W-where did you get these? How did you...you...did you stalk me?"

>>685934
>Why did you "answer" the statment: I like how I talk", which was a "response" to your question, with a question

Is your goal on /q/ to make yourself look like a retarded cunt and have a universally hated ID?

>>685955
>Is your goal on /q/ to make yourself look like a retarded cunt and have a universally hated ID?

How?

>western women are fine, upstanding members of the community
>anyone who disagrees is a misogynistic, small dicked weenie

Did I miss anything?

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>>685956
U avin a giggle m80?

i agree with the OP

/pol/ isnt /r9k/

>>685959
Huh? Yes I think you missed something.

>>685960
Yes.

>>685968
>Responds to everyone
>Never says anything

>>>/worldstar/ go bix nood somewhere else

>>685971
I have no idea. I don't play world of warcraft.

>>685968

Hey m8, can you possibly expand on your actual issues here?
It might help the conversation abit.

>>685978
>Hey m8, can you possibly expand on your actual issues here?
Yes.

>It might help the conversation abit.
Ok, I won't do it again. Probably.

>>685978
It won't so don't bother. It will respond to you, but it won't say anything.

>>685982
Oh yes it will. I always think someone's talking about me, but no, it's someone else with the same name as us.

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>>685956
>>685968
>>685976
>>685980

A grin spread on Saru's face. "Something like that." No...how...how could he? "P-please don't tell." I said, tears coming to my eyes. If anyone else knew about this... "Then you'll do as I say then?" I bit my lip. "Y....yes." I bent down, tears, all the while, dripping down my face. I heard the zipper from his pants go down, felt his hands around my stomach, and I prayed to god not to let this happen to me. I was too young. I knew he was not listening. I wanted to try one last time to persuade Saru. "Please...you can't do this..." "We made a deal." I could almost feel him smirking at me. "No...Saru...ah!" I shrieked, feeling him go inside me, and the deeper he went, the more I felt like he was tearing me apart. I wanted him to stop. "It hurts...." I sobbed. The pain I felt was so intense, I felt like I might die. But I knew. That this was for the best. Because Saru had threatened to expose me after all. I didn't want that. "Yami..." I felt Saru grip my stomach and he thrust into me so deep, it made me cry out again. I moaned weakly, suddenly feeling the slightest trace of pleasure. It was so strange. I was in so much pain, and yet, now it was starting to feel good. My body shook as Saru hit a spot deep in me, and it was scary to me, how much pleasure I felt from it. I wanted to Saru to stop, before I lost the will to say no. Just the feeling of him against me. This hot friction inside of me as our bodies melted together. It was breaking my will..."S-saru..." I moaned. "Stop..." "Tell me why I should." He breathed. "Give me one good reason." I shrieked as he hit that same spot again. Another burst of pleasure. "I-I'm 13!" I cried. "Not good enough." He said. What? No... Saru hit that spot yet a third time, and I felt like I was about to go crazy. "No! Not there!" I moaned as he went deeper still, and I was starting to feel light-headed from pleasure. How further was he going to go?

>Mods, my feelings have been hurt, please protect them from now on

>>685993
I'm sorry :( I'm not trying to hurt your feelings.

>>685980

So. No actual comment?

>>685996
I told ya man, I warned you bout 6OwqqTDF dawg

>>685996
What are you?

>>686000

I gave him a chance, and yes, you were proven right.

>>686002
It does not matter how sincere your answer was, you are still wrong.

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>>685990
>>685994
>>686001
>>686007
I couldn't take any more of him inside of me, yet for some reason he kept thrusting into me, hitting that same spot again and again. I felt my body getting hot as I tightened around him. Oh god. I felt so guilty that I was doing this with him, but it felt so good. I gasped, feeling Saru angle himself over me, increasing pace. The rhythmic motion was making me dizzy. I shut my eyes. Drowned in pleasure. "Don't stop..." I panted. I felt this weird tingling inside my body, and every thrust from Saru became more pleasurable. I didn't know why. I just wanted him to do it more and more...but then, I shuddered, feeling a spasm pass through my body. I couldn't take anymore, and I let go. I moaned sharply, suddenly feeling something go inside me. What was Saru giving me? It made me feel so hot. So full. I could hear Saru panting heavily above me as he clung to my body. "Saru..." I breathed. "You won't tell anyone about this, will you?"

>>686007
Why are you still responding? Are you fucking high on lean right now?

>>686014
No because I only work on thursdays and fridays.

>>685939
>>685991
>>686008
Posting a homosexual weeaboo copypasta is pretty degenerate. Please stay away from /pol/ and consider killing yourself.

>>685625 (OP)
R9k doesn't want them either, we have more than enough.

>>686593
You dare to slander the true and pure love between Ecstasy AKA Darks and Agony AKA Lights? Leave 4chan, never return.

>muh feels
>muh implications
You'll never win with arguments like that OP.

>>686759
How did OP hurt your feelings? Why are you even making off-topic shitposting threads on /pol/ in the first place?

>>685625 (OP)
Wait, I thought the point of /pol/ was political incorrectness. Misogyny seems pretty politically incorrect.

>>687218
Being a virgin loser is not politically incorrect, it's just pathetic.

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>mfw even /pol/ and /r9k/ users don't want these faggots

>>685625 (OP)
>>685895
>>687232
Can you feminazis stay away from 4chan?

>>687232
considering most normals are vapid and lead pointless lives I personally prefer people that have opted out of the game of life. You can call them beta losers, ill call them misunderstood gentlemen.

>>687262
The answer is "no". Deal with it, nerd.

>>687270

>uses nerd as a negative
>on an online forum

>>687277
It was not meant to be negative.

>>687277
New/a billion

>/pol/ is a place for alphas to discuss

Lel

>news and political ideology

Double lel.

>feminism
>not /pol/ related
try again jidf/srs

>>685625 (OP)
>losers
OP, >>>/reddit/.

>>687329
There is no politics in "bawww I haet womyn /b/cauz they reject muh repulsive degeneracy". Kill yourself, loser.

>>687484
see the dubs, then see yourself out >>687477

I thought /pol/ was created precisely for these types of threads. It's "politically incorrect", not "politics and current events".

>>687498
/pol/ was created as a board for politics and news. Loser blogging belongs on /r9k/. Learn your containment boards, newfag.

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>>685625 (OP)
You are an obvious SRS cunt trying to get feminism discussion off /pol/ with pathetically simple reverse psychology shit.

Just accept it: Women are inferior to men you fat undesireable landwhale.

>>687508
Not the latest incarnation
/pol/ - Politically Incorrect

>>687514
Very good decision, my little fedora wearing neckbeard. Reject all women and never reproduce. This is the best method to clean our gene pool from degeneracy.

>>687524
You are too new. You weren't even here when /pol/ was created.

>>687527
I doesn't matter what /pol/ was in the past. It's "politically incorrect" now. If you don't like it, go away.

>>687527
>fedora wearing neckbeard.

Now you're not even trying to be subtle anymore. Leave cunt. Nobody wants you here. Or maybe you're a pussy whipped beta whiteknight, not that there's a lot of difference between those 2.

>>687529
Loser blogging is not "politically incorrect" but only pathetic. Learn the difference.

>>687532
I'm sorry. Did I hurt your feelings?