Someone should update this, new boards where do they go, what are they doing?

>>648154
/pol/ needs to be a redneck saying "Ah hate me a nigra."

>>648158
>58
>>>648154
Actually /pol/ should be in the bunker with /k/ and wearing a tin foil hat.

>>648158
No /pol/ is a neo-nazi red pilling the whole house with posting posters with.

"THEY'RE WATCHING US"

Security camera is watching them from the corner.

>>648160
Wow, fucked that up pretty bad. Let's try again.

>>648158
Actually /pol/ should be in the bunker with /k/ and wearing a tin foil hat.

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OP here, did some googling and found out there's apparently an entire website dedicated to board comics

pic related makes me wut
http://dis.4chanhouse.org/gen/

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here is one, I have another too

Heh.

It'd be neat to run a Sims 3 game and personify boards as Sims.

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jhjkhgfjdkhgfdsgfdfs
hating the r9k bot right now

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this is the other one. I am interested as well in finding more

>>648171
Someone on /mlp/ did that sorta, a few board tans died in a fire and and /mlp/ board tan was left alone.

But I'm all up for someone doing the whole of 4chan.

/b/ is in a toilet with no door and four walls.

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>>648185
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this is making me lel

>>648162
>/pol/ should call /x/-tan a stupid girl because she believes in reptilians ruling the world and suggests that the only rational truth is that the Jew conspiracy is everywhere
>/pol/ should hate /int/ to death
>/out/ should be surrounded by newfags sent there by other users
>/lgbt/ should criticise /s/, /hc/, /e/ and /h/ for not checking their privilege
>/s4s/ should be a clone of /b/'s dominant genes. Will die young.
>/lit/ and /sci/ hate-love each other because both are pedantic faggots
>/tv/ should be always trying to lick other female tan's feet
>/vp/ should lovesto rape his Gardevoir
>/g/ should go full autistic when something isn't completely private and "harms his freedom"
>/soc/ should be always taking photos of herself with other boards. /g/ hates her
>/q/ should be a little girl/boy bitching about everything
>/b/ became an edgy teen over the years
>/sp/ should be a hooligan that uses sports as an excuse for vandalism
>/mlp/ should be mad because he/she can no longer have easy access to pony porn

If we are going to make some other webpages's tans related to 4chan:
>9fag-tan is a baby that resembles /b/. He is retarded and gets scared shitless at porn and gore. Has grandiose delusions.
>Funnyjunk-tan is a boy that cosplays as /b/ and tries to be as edgy as him to get his attention

>>648188
>/s4s/ should be a clone of /b/'s dominant genes. Will die young.

I laughed more than I should of, top kek

>/mlp/ should be mad because he/she can no longer have easy access to pony porn
GODDAMN MODS

Speaking of the board tan mythos, are /x/ and /tg/ still broken up? Is /x/ with anyone? I was thinking that /pol/ and /x/ have been drifting towards each other in content a bit...

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>>648168
>/u/
>hates /y/
As always, these were made by people who knew almost nothing about most of the boards in question and didn't both to ask. At least they remembered that /u/-tan is a pair of girls and not just one.

>>648203
I think /x/ would still be with /tg/. I mean, there is not much crossboard stuff, but the relations between /tg/ and /x/ users are really good.

/x/ attracts /pol/'s redpilling jihad but it's not usually very welcome, specially if it's a Jews (not as in Judaism) thread. I think I have counted also two different users (both are equally crazy, but it seems that only one of them is schizophrenic) that usually tend to derail everything into white supremacy threads. I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same user as he claims to have always around 600 posts posted in /x/.

I still think that /tg/ and /x/ are together, recently they had a thread in /tg/ talking about /x/-tan.

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/pol/ is hard to personify because, contrary to popular belief, is a place of surprisingly diverse opinions. Libertarians, Nazis, Neo-cons, Ancraps, Ancoms, just to name a few. Watching the now Ex-Iranian president's speech at the UN a few months back came really close.

>/sp/ actually playing/doing anything remotely related to sports

dohohoho

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Guess the board

I like the idea of how /vp/ went to hell and came back from it
A hell filled with furry poke-cock. Sometimes misses it

>>648188
Everyone knows /mlp/ and /co/ are dating.

>>648306
Secretly. Mods and moot will kick /mlp/'s ass if they see them together.

>>648318
>>648306
Aren't they brother and sister...oh my

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just found this

>>648403
Pretty much all of these lack character and/or are contradictory to what the boards actually are/were

>/g/ with windows
>/v/ has all 3 consoles
>/a/ is not a little girl
>/cgl/ is not female
>/n/ is not a cyclist
>/tv/ is not masturbating over celebrities
>/new/ is not an obvious nazi
etc

>>648403
>xbox shirt on /v/

shit image

>>648409
>>648410
This, the picture is well drawed but it just represent boards by how they are suposed to be and not how they actually are. Lol'd at /r/ and /s/, though.

>>648413
>>648409

they got r9k pretty well, lmao
>dat shirt

>>648167
>/m/ is desperate

Well no shit, its childhood friend and crush /toy/ is dating /g/.

>>648409
>/x/ is not a fat guy with a tinfoil hat
>/fit/ is not a skinny guy talking shit about oth r people's bodies

>>648418
/x/-tan is a girl because /x/ is (or was) one of the most girl-friendly boards in 4chan (not taking into account /cgl/). The userbase is usually full of tinfoil neckbeards but we also have some landwhales. [spoiler]We know that some skinny girls visit /x/ but we don't know where they are, maybe they are only tulpas or ran to the astral plane[/spoiler]

if i should remake the fortune the 4chan house
should i draw the people in there as representatives of the poster of a board or personification of board itself?

>>648161
>Security camera is watching them from the corner.
That would imply the bullshit /pol/ spews is true.

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>>648597
It's always been a personification of the board, not the users. That's because it's more interesting that way, and because a personification of users will end up being "fat lazy greasy neckbeard." The characters are caricatures and obviously draw off how the board sees itself, but not as how the users actually are.

Because, you know, while /c/ is awesome, I really hope no little girls actually browse it.

>>648606
>that high quality
I wish I was into /c/.

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>>648150 (OP)
I got what you need!

>>648168
Wasn't /k/ in love with /an/ or am i missing something?

>>648181
>not using the Pets expansion to make /mlp/ a horse

>>648632
Married and recently had a kid, /out/.

>>648601
>implying
Did you not hear of the news with the NSA?
Have you followed news regarding Central Banks, or their histories?
>/pol/ is always right

As usual, no one cares about the Textboards

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this made me laugh bretty gud

>>648705
People post there?

>>648659
the central bank/rothschild stuff is a shallow hoax with no connection to verifiable history. /pol/ is only right when they're right.

>>648854
Context?

Robot is violating the first law!

>>648254

They all hate the niggers and jews though and think the holocaust never happened.
That's a common point.

>>648606
>That's because it's more interesting that way, and because a personification of users will end up being "fat lazy greasy neckbeard." The characters are caricatures and obviously draw off how the board sees itself, but not as how the users actually are
Ironically, /tg/ got LESS fat when people decided we needed to look like our userbase.

(I miss the fa/tg/uy /tg/-tan)

>>648907
I would like to object. Holocaust did happen but not in the numbers they claim. It's not 6 million it's 3,4 mil or something like that. Problem is that some jews play victims when in face many others have died in those camps. Gipsies, blacks, Slavs, gays etc. You get the point? >But most are pissed off about Israel and stolen land (more known to you as "muh clay")

>>648894
Feminist got flamed by /b/ for getting some dude fired.

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Here's one of my favorites of /v/

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needs moar /hm/

>>648854
I remember when I first saw the original being posted by the anon that did it. And then the edit that replaced /pol/ with a Social Justice Warrior.

>>648916
he wasn't talking about you, he was talking about /pol/ in general. when things are civil, yes, mostly it's just holocaust revisionism. when someone starts throwing around "jidf!" accusations, it often devolves into a flood of infographics that are amongst other things, supportive of outright holocaust denial. you are correct in that estimates for the numbers of jewish dead due to the holocaust vary (it's usually anywhere between 3 and 6 million, with modern scholarship indicating that it actually hovered somewhere around 5 million, or even a few hundred thousand less than that).

this isn't unique in regards to genocide statistics. the total armenian deaths from the armenian genocide at the hands of the turks has also varied (anywhere between 1 and 4 million, with modern scholarship indicating it was a little under 3 million). when millions of people die, it's hard to keep an accurate count, and of-course people who sympathize with or are part of the groups which were targeted in tragedies like these, tend to inflate the numbers to bring more attention to the event.

tldr: outright holocaust denial (and for that matter, armenian genocide denial) is downright idiotic, but there's nothing wrong with debating how accurate the most commonly cited numbers are, or pointing out that other groups were targeted (remember, greeks and assyrians were targeted in the armenian holocaust as well, but armenians still call it "the armenian catastrophe". jews clearly have a similar attitude towards the genocide they suffered).

>>648402
This.
I like to think that /mlp/ and /co/ have simply begun talking again because /co/ is feeling stupid lonely after a breakup with /ck/.

[spoiler]Which was self isntigated. He did it because he thought /ck/ was cheating on him with /fit/, since they've been talking so much lately.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]/ck/ was just trying to help /fit/ feel better about himself since Zyzz died and the board got overrun with feels threads.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Im reading way too much into this but shut up im having fun.[/spoiler]

>>648982
Fair enough. You are right, then again I haven't been to /pol/ in months.

ameer

W-what if /fit/ looks now like Zyzz?

Someone needs to do a new drawing of /g/-tan. There was some edits made to the tg wiki regarding his appearance and personality.

>>648892
which is always

I fucked a dog in the ass yesterday

>>649129
Nah, it's just sometimes. If you make thousands of conspiracy theories all day erryday you'll eventually get one right or partially right.

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>>649135
conspiracy =/= analyses
remember donglegate
remember the Boston coverup
remember the sandy-hook hoax
remember PRISM

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>>649145
>remember donglegate
That was a /g/ thing. /pol/ started the raid but it was discovered and denounced by our dear /g/entoomen.
>remember the Boston coverup
>remember the sandy-hook hoax
I will give you these two even if they are not completely confirmed. They have some shady stuff on them, though, so I guess you at least spotted the incoherences in these two events.
>remember PRISM
This is another thing from /g/. They knew they were being spied by the NSA way before than /pol/, and they took measures to avoid it before anyone.

>>649145
Still waiting on that war with North Korea you promised

>>649516
no, that was north korean promise

Soooo...is anyone gonna do personifications of the new boards?

>>650068
I would, but I can't use my drawing tablet right now. I was making a pencil drawing of /x/-tan, but just thinking that I will need to vector it with my mouse makes me sick and sad, so I didn't finish it.

If someone here knows how to color I can try to finish it.

>>650130
Oh, sorry to hear about that. Anyway, here's a couple I can think of.
>/lgbt/ - uptight lesbian upset with everyone, hates /cm/,/hm/, & /y/ because they're "sterotypical"
>/asp/ - teenager that does XTREEEEMEE shit like bungie jumping, wrestling, motorcross, sky-diving, etc. /sp/'s little brother that's always ignored by /sp/.
>/e/ - middle child of the /a/ family. More promiscuous than /a/, but not as much as /h/ or /d/
>/out/ - son of /k/ & /an/. Loves hunting & just being...woodsy.
>/s4s/ - /b/'s little brother. Reminds /b/ of what he used to be, before he got up his own ass with the "ANONYMOOS IZ LEGION" shit.
>/t/ - the guy in any heist/action movie that can hack shit with magic hacking techno powers & technobabble.
/vr/ - the youngest of the /v/ family, despite the fact that he only plays retro games. Prefers to simply play NES/Genesis/Atari games rather than bitch about modern games like /v/.

We need to add a stable for /mlp/.
And a throne-room for moot to sit in an have plebs s/q/ueal for mercy.
Also /s4s/ anally raping /b/'s corpse.

>>650427

Whoa there buddy, /s4s/ is a family-friendly board for dubs and kek. We don't to give people the wrong idea.

>>650427
That stable better be close to daddy /co/ and above creepy-uncle /b/

>>650382
so /asp/ would be the 90's incarnate?

>>650382
You should really check the booru first
http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/

All except /lgbt/ and /s4s/ has a tan already

>>650502
Exactly. This would probably annoy the hell out of /co/ who has spent a very long time trying to forget that era.

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>>648403
>/a/ bullied by /b/
>Just yesterday they started a raid against us and ended up making a thread and post three images while we made fun of them
>Another time they ended up posting a couple of cucumbers

>>650888
>Yesterday
I don't even remember, maybe it was two days ago

>>650544
Last time I checked /lgbt/ does have a tan, only /s4s/ does not.