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>Referring to 4chan as a social network

Being the most elitist faggots we can be.

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>>548344 (OP)

They're already here.

integrate features from facebook here.

>>548349
Yes, unfortunately.

I was wondering if there was anything we could do to stem the tide.

>>548348
This

/b/ purging

Mass exodus to another chan

You can't. It was founded by one, and its population has been mostly teenagers since day 1. I was 14 when I first came here. Don't worry though, teenagers aren't as bad as you think, they're more willing to buy into the whole lurk and board rule stuff, and most of the time you won't be able tll if someone's a teenagers or not, since they do their best to emulate what they think 4chan adults act like.

>>548392
Everyone being a teenager back in 2006 was okay but that was an awful long time ago.

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>tfw you hear people openly talk about 4chan
fucking disgusting
I think 4chan is about to take a plunge from which it cannot return

>>548418
4chan has been getting progressively more mainstream for years.

If it weren't for /b/'s reputation we'd really be no different from facebook or twitter.

As it is normalfags are scared away from this place because /b/ is a den of domestic terrorist hacker child pornographers, but that in turn only draws more of the edgy high school crowd.

>>548392
Most teenagers back then weren't faggots from Facebook though.
I first came to this site when underage but it was from Wikipedia not that drama festival that is the average teenage Facebook user.

>>548432
Well, the edgy high school crowd does stick mostly to /b/. Unlike normalfags who are casual at everything they do, yet somehow think they are entitled to be part of everything we do.

>How should we keep teenagers out of 4chan?
Get rid of /b/. Wait, that's already happening.

>>548344 (OP)
month long IP ban for anyone who's posted in /b/ within one week. Perma-bans (appealable) for being an ultra faggot on purpose on other boards. If you post on /b/ you can't post on other boards for 24 hours.

Etc etc etc.

Something needs to be done.

>>548440
Exactly. I came here at fifteen, but I lurked the FUCK out of /b/, only posted on or went to /b/, and I came here from ED so I already had an idea.

That's much different from "LOL 4CHIMS MAKES DA FUNNI PICTARS LELELELEL MY FACE WHEN IT OCCURED xDDDDDD"

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>>548521
>>548440
The times are different. The site has to close I came from Totse when that closed because JH sat on the servers.

The two of you make great points people don't get what the site is, they just think meme.

Would you be heart broken or wouldn't you really just migrate to another channel?

>>548344 (OP)
>posting tooshit outside of /jp/

you're as bad as them, fuck off and die

>How should we keep teenagers out of 4chan?

Post gore and CP.

Basically anything the mods give you a permanent ban for.

This place is doomed. It was doomed years ago.

>>548549
Since when is gore a permaban?

>>548532
Where do we go? What's an active chan? Kraut? 99? 7? Aurora?

You see the dilemma. If we knew how to solve this we'd all be on that site right now

(i live you joot but we are fucked)

>/b/
>/soc/
>/mlp/
>/s4s/
>/pol/
>/lgbt/

Prevent anybody who regularly posts on these boards from posting on other boards.

>>548344 (OP)
Gore threads on /b/. Lots.

>>548578
>pol

Wtf man. It's not like we go toxic on other boards. I would say that /mu/ and /r9k/ have a more spread out ideologies.

>>548584
The ancap paranoid racist tinfoil hat part of /pol/ is overrepresented everywhere.
I have seen them shit up threads in many boards.

Good goyim! Those fresh impressionable young minds should not be exposed to hard facts!!

>>548578
>>548584
/pol/ is debatable I guess. They're not nearly as cancerous as the others I mentioned, but 99% of the board is still edgy teenagers who took that "JEWS DID WTC/EVREYTHING!!!!11111" meme a tad too seriously.

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>>548554

With these mods, I'm sure someone got a permaban for gore. Look at my latest medal of honor.

>>548590
>>548598
Only took 4 minutes.

>>548485
>people actually think this is going to happen.

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>>548605
We have a presence on /q/ because of the constant spamming by third party websites trying to pretend they're an actual user petitioning for our deletion.

I also have my own thread up about our lack of moderation for bullshit /soc/ and /mu/ topics on /q/ right now.

Good goy and le merchant memes dude. Relax.

>>548615
>are* memes

>>548576
Well clearly Snapchat, Wanelo or Kik.

But I only kid.

Yea, you named some great alternatives. I hope to find you on one of those one day. So find the one right for you and hope that it doesn't get web browser extensions.

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>>548615
>We have a presence on /q/ because of the constant spamming by third party websites trying to pretend they're an actual user petitioning for our deletion.
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>548578

/pol/ and /s4s/ are fine, what the hell are you talking about? You also forgot /r9k/.

>>548639
Why the fuck is /r9k/ a thing still? It came about at a time when moot was all pissy about /b/ not being original, and all it is now is permavirgins whining about their lives.

>>548578

Remove /pol/, add /sp/ and /fit/ because of all the normies.

>Buzzfeed thinks that social networks that operate on a detailed profile structure are the ones that are currently in decline when it comes to teenage users. In its place are services that promote anonymity and instant messaging.
That sounds like those teenagers think of 4chan less as a meme factory and more as a deep web paradise of freedom.

>>548647

Compared to the people behind Facebook, Twitter or Google, moot is FREEDUM on two legs.

>>548344 (OP)
Teenagers grow up by the time they leave /b/, let it be

>>548639
/s4s/ is ass.

It should be a proper social justice board where those people can discuss patriarchy and their transethnicity.

>>548635
There's a thread here where someone advocating deletion thinks that the word "butthurt" is a random guy saying a stupid word. The guys quote back to him was "it's common vernacular and you would realize that if you weren't a shill from a third party website you would know that", or something to the same effect.

We also have screenshots of mods telling people that /pol/ will not be deleted, and of SRS mibbit chats and stuff saying they go on /pol/. They even talked about it on their own subreddit. They just make it sound casual like "I went there for a while and they just can't be reasoned with etc". Then turn around and say "LOL WE'RE NOT ACUALLY ON THERE SILLY".

Also on /pol/ you'll see people occaisionally refer to others as "stormshits" or "stormweenies" etc. this is because 'shit rebditt says' is obsessed with the word 'shit', and has a code of conduct that prevents them from saying the word 'fag'.

>>548655
So what you're telling me here is that SRS is trying to get /pol/ deleted?

I thought about suggesting getting rid of /b/ but that would destory the rest of 4chan more. We should try to encourage them to go on and stay on leddit.

>>548666
Yes. I don't have the screenshots saved because I recently deleted over 900 (not referencing the meme it was like 917) images on my phone.

If you care enough to find out for yourself ask /pol/ for the screenshots or go troll on SRS

Proof of them trying to get us deleted and the quoted thread I mentioned:
>>540291 →

It's doubly funny because that image was a troll thread representing something that had already occurred in real life years ago. As someone in said thread would go on to mention "it would be like threatening to fly a plane into the WTC again you fucking retards".

There are many such instances. They also make horrid threads, delete and screencap them, then come here to bitch.

>>548344 (OP)
Given that they already exceed 70% of the user base, I don't think there's a lot we can do

if moot tried to keep teenagers out 8 years ago, there wouldn't be a 4chan to begin with.

Teenagers are attracted by porn, lame jokes, crass humor and hip memes. 4chan is teenagerland.

>>548709
We can call them nigger and spam cuckporn/gore/really fucked up erotica. The rape of suzy is traumatizing to read. If you google *really fucked up sexual perversion* and the word 'erotica' you'll find some disturbing shit.

Spam that and gore/BBW/etc for weeks. We should seriously organize this. The most heinous shit we can post. It'll filter out the awful people.

>>548720
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard and /b/ does it all the time as part of "chemo"
I'm guessing you already frequent /b/ or /v/ though

>>548726
As a home resident of /v/ I resent my association with that cunt.

>>548726
Actually no I don't go on either of those boards. What is your suggestion of what we do to clense the social media cancer, oh two gracious whiteknighting newfags? I hate to use that term. But you clearly don't know what "chemo" is for /b/. So you are new. New AF.

I grew out of that board YEARS ago but 4cims b dyin yo.

It's pretty funny when you go on some boards like /vr/ and these unemployed 30 yos try and insist that most of the site outside /b/ and /v/ are normalfags 20 and up when it's in fact as far from the truth as you can get.

>>548578
>/s4s/
>still existing
Check the front page.

>>548744
>He thinks everyone on 4chan is sixteen

>>>/x/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/mu/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/

>>548755
Not everyone of course but at least 60%

You guys aren't all teenagers?

Then what's with all the faggy anime?

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>>548344 (OP)
>How should we keep teenagers out of 4chan?
By welcoming them with open arms ^_^

>>548756
And that is why I quoted the horrid boards that I did.

>>548780

This sounds so crazy, it could actually work. You are a genius, moot.

>>548780
It's incredible that after all this time on 4chan you're still less of a faggot than 90% of the userbase. You're still a faggot though.

>>548780
So keeping on with what we have been doing all along.

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>>548780
10/10
I can't keep calm. Not any more. Now I'm in a real asshurt mood, thanks faggot.

>>548733
>says I'm new
>uses white knight and clings to a sekret club mindset
Funny

>>548780
So reverse psychology then. I like it

>>548780
You mean broadcasting forcefully some Linkin Park on each and every boards all the time ?

>oh wait, that's for ten years ago's teenagers

>>548810
If you did that everyone on 4chan would start LIKING Linkin Park. Bad idea. After all, 4chan IS teenagers.

>>548803
Lol okay dude you deal with all of the fifteen year olds. They tend not to come to my boards so I could fucking care less. I am not currently on /q/ for any reason in this thread. If you niggers want your boards to die and become watered down facebook shit then fek ya.

>>548780
Why not welcome them on Canv.as?

>moot made a site catering specifically to teenagers
>they end up on 4chan anyway
moot, I...

>>548780
>By welcoming them with open anuses ^_^

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>>548780

Didn't you just have lock down /b/v/vg/5/JIDF/po/ because of that sort of thing?

>>548826
>They tend not to come to my boards so I could fucking care less
what boards are those

>>548803

>clings to a sekret club mindset
>sekret club

Look, I'm not defending him, but that "sekret club mindset" is the only way you can keep a community from turning into leddit. All chans were better when they were obscure.

>>548874
We are leddit you fucking faggot. Just angrier.

>>548884

Yes, I realized.

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>>548780
That's not funny. There's things you shouldn't joke about.

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>>548635
There are only so many times you can be ironically invaded before you start to question if you are actually being attacked.

>>548872
Eat cocks, that's what board. Lets say /lgbt/ and /mu/. Eat my asshole you underage cunt.

>>548780
You'll have to take responsibility for this.

>>548418
>I think 4chan is about to take a plunge from which it cannot return
protip, it already has

what the hell is snapchat, wanelo and kik? and why are they coming here? infesting this place with overuse of memes and shit?

>>548751
check the boards listed at the top and bottom of each page. I hope moot never gets rid of it..

>>549002

He going to carry that weight.

>>548344 (OP)
Dude 4chan was founded by a teenager and I'd wager most of us were teenagers when we started lurking. Let post shit on /b/ for a couple years, they're certainly won't hurt its quality.

>>548780
hey moot, planning anything for the 10th anniversary for 4chan?

>>549097
>not underatanding context, percentages and culture vs subculture

Oh hai facebook. Who let you in here? Did you enjoy the wikipedia article that taught you about mootykins?

>>549097
>dat grammar

I'm so sorry.
Also, why can't we delete our posts on /q/ anymore?

>>549101
>not understand context, percentages, and culture vs subculture

right back at you brah, and all the people that think that new teenage posters will be radically different from old teenage posters

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>>548780
Do your fucking job cunt

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>>548780
>>548780
>>548780
>>548780
Oy vey!

So you considered our offer Mr Poole?

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>>548780
Why do you hate 4chan, moot?

You promised to make this place good in place of world2ch. Now we're all just sad.

>>548780

So moot, you enjoying the Jew rat money? It's clearly the only reason you keep /soc/ up.

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>>548780
How much did they pay you, Chris?

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>>548780
Why moot? Why must you abandon us?

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CHRISTOPHER POOLE CAUGHT ON ACT WEARING A JEW HAT
moot CONFIRMED FOR MASSIVE MONEY-EATING JEW

WE JIDF NOW

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>>548780
Everyone already said this but you're a fucking faggot and I fucking hate you.

>>549194
thats mark zuckerberg

>>549212
never heard of him

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>>549212
No this is Mark Zuckerberg

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>>548780
>By welcoming them with open arms ^_^
Well, all good things must come to an end, I just hope this lasts like 5 years more.

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>>548780
Truly these are the end times

>>548780
we live in the end days

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>>548780
good one moot

>>548780
end end end end end end end

>>548780
brb suicide. I'm 18, and even I find this intolerable.

>>548780
fake moot

>>548780
Is this the real life?

If teenagers act like underage faggots they'll be banned for being underaged faggots

If they behave like reasonable adults, or as close as you can get on 4chan, then they'll be treated like reasonable adults.

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

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>>548780
no moot no!

>>548780
I just want to drag my vinegary ballsack across your face

>>548655
I mock the word at every opportunity because it is retarded. It's like what a little kid would say. Is it a US regionalism? Whatever it is, it is "my butthole hurts from cornholing" in my mind.
FYI I've visit since moot posted at SA when 4chan got invented.

>>548780
THANK YOU FOR ENDORSING EMOTICONS

#FUCK/a/ :D

>>548780
hey moot can you stop fucking with my sc2 general

every time the janitor shows up it devolves into a shitstorm for hours

>>548344 (OP)
You only have to wait one more month and I won't be a teenager anymore.
Fuck it makes me feel bad that I'm 20 already. Life is too fucking short.
>>548780
Coming from someone that created the site at 15 years of age. I think we have our answer, folks.

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>>548780
Teens have turned /v/ into the best board

>>548646
/sp/ and /fit/ may actually be the most dysfunctional

>>548780
traitor

>>548780
>tfw moot wants the teenage $$$