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→ FIRST NEWS POST PUBLISHED IN OVER FOUR YEARS ←
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Every user should read this. And if you're looking for a blast from the past, check out the archived news posts.

/q/ is now open for business, and has already sparked a number of great discussions and changes to the site. Here's one on why 4chan doesn't accept donations and what you can do to support the site.

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4chan House.
Board-tan.
Q-tan.
4chan comics.
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Old thread:
>>62741
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link related: http://plus4chan.org/b/coc/res/32508.html
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Long suffering, you say?
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>>62795
I'm gonna make a pencil...disappear.
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Some tsundere love.
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>>62831
Never going to happen.
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>>62789
When was the last time anyone posted there?
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>>62905
The last post is from 01.August.2012 so 10 days ago
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>>62905
On that thread? August first, I think.
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>>62831
We all know this is the OTP.
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>>62928
Not really... /c/ would most likely go wit-

Oh nevermind.
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>>62928
/c/ and /u/ are official.
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>>62831
/cgl/ is like 100 pounds too skinny there.
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>>62940
The thighs are fine but the rest is too small.
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>>62940
>Not subbing and throwing his arms up triumphantly when watching Kaiji
as if
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>>62940
Where's the "sad" panel when he realizes he isn't a little girl?
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>>62940
This needs updated.
We love moe now.
Hate /v/, not even tsundere anymore.
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I wish /sp/ had more comics.
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>>63001
You always have this.
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Many board-tans deserve more comics

I am surprised that /ic/ or /i/ have so little artwork of them
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>>63022
/ic/ has to be my favorite board-tan. And the best part about them is that they haven't changed at all.
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>>63022
oh god i laughed
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/co/mrade here. I love me some board-tans and extended /co/ universe. I have a pretty big folder on this kind of stuff (~360 images including comics of multiple/several pages), and some time to waste at the moment. Anyone want me to post anything in particular?

For now here's a recent /tg/ pic.
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>>63122
Needs to be chubbier and with a t-shirt of dice rolling. Am I the only one kind of angry they got rid of the goatee on /v/?
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/m/-tan
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>>63155
I think he's just going about some sort of renaissance fair, explaining the armor and perhaps shaven-ness.

Anyway, I'm counting that as a request for /tg/-related material, so I'll post what little Old Man Henderson stuff I've got.
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/sp/ and /a/ = true love
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have some /k/
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>>63172
What the fuck is /q/'s flood detection time limit? 5 minutes?

Anyway, I love /tg/ screencaps. They are the -best-.
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>>63155
/tg/ isn't meant to be chubby at all.

He's always been a skinny dude with long hair, some facial hair, and an Angry Marines shirt.

Unless you want to go with the Neckbear thing.
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>>63205
I guess I got muted for not having text in my post. Does anyone know the exact posting rules on /q/ so this doesn't become hell?
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>>63271
Sadly not, no, and I keep getting shit about my images being too big when they are far from it too.

I don't think /q/ plays well with 4chan+
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>>62831
There has always been so much wrong with that picture.

/a/ hates real women and /fit/ is gay (no homo).
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All I've got is some /tv/.
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>>63298
Probably it was made by a /cgl/ user.
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Hate to ask, but just out of curiousity, does /wg/ even have a -tan?
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>>63286
Shit, I don't even use extensions.

Anyway, last of what I have of Henderson.

Anything anyone wants involving board-tans or /co/ stuff?
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>>63298
Yeah, everybody knows /fit/ only has eyes for /fa/.
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>>63334
Sure, my collection always needs enlarging.
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>>63343
I meant anything specific.
Here's /fa/ and /cgl/ just to go along with yours.
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>There will never be a board-tan fighting game
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>>63394
>There will never be a board-tan manga
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>>63418
>There will never be a board-tan roleplaying game
>There will never be a board-tan /d/oujin
>There will never be a board-tan Deagle
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Alright, you sons of bitches, I've been tossing around the idea of a board-tan OELVN for a couple of months now. I have previous experience making OELVNs (implying I've finished any) and I know getting a gorillian faggots on board for it would take all of 5 minutes.

Would anybody even fucking play/read it if it were made? I know how 4chan loves overly meta shit.
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>>63334
Now i want a Old Man Henderson / Deadpool crossover.

It would shatter universes.
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>>63343
We went to prom with 3DPD? I though we went stag.
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>>63439
I proposed one back in like March and was shut down. I would play it.
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>>63439
I don't even visual novel and I would play it.
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>implying its not a mutual love
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>>63423
At least some board-tan comics exist.
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>>63439
Sounds cool. I don't know if q is the right board to talk about and plan it...
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>>63507
I hope that's not /a/ and /mu/, because /mu/ doesn't care about /a/ at all.
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>>63439
Would it be a regular VN or an Otome?
This is highly important.
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>>63439
Can I finally see /a/ and /x/ together?
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Wait, who is /k/ with?
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>>63516
I already know where to look to get things started. And if you're thinking I mean Lemmasoft, hell no.

>>63517
it's /fa/ and /c/, man.

>>63527
Regular, Otome is shit.

>>63542
/an/
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>>63517
Its /cgl/ and /fa/.
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>>63547
>>63517
/fa/ and /cgl/ actually. She's his annoying weeaboo sister who doesn't get /fa/'s fashion and sometimes interupts /fa/ and /fit/ being homogay.
>>63512
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This shit is so outdated it's not even funny.
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>>63517
Its just proof /cgl/ and /a/ belong together.
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Why isn't there a comic where the ghost of /new/ haunts the other boards with spooky racist tirades
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>>63583
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. NEVER.
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>>63583
>thisiswhatfatwhoresactuallybelieve.jpg
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>>63570
>>63578
You know what is funny? You. You're a funny guy. Good joke.
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>>63583
We will never be with /cgl/ or /v/.
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>>63583
Oh god why? Why would you think that?

Anyway this whole "board-tans" thing is ridiculous. You can't sum up a board in just a person. Boards are more like countries
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>>63631
Because we both like anime and are the opposite sex. Don't tell me something didn't happen after prom.
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>>63631
Board tans tend to reflect people's perception of a board rather than what the board is actually like.
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>>63643
>we both like anime

SO does /y/, why not set us /a/ up with them? /a/'s pretty gay anyway. And most of them aren't interested in real women
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>>63583
>>63643
Confirmed as 3DPD landwhale from /cgl/
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>>63657
In that case /cgl/ should be a fat landwhale cosplaying characters that are 500 pounds lighter than her, /co/ should be a neckbeard hipster, /v/ should be a whiny beta virgin nerd, /a/ should be some stick thin nerdy guy who tells you to fuck off if you so much as look at him ect. ect.
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>>63643
/a/ isn't interested in real women, and they would probably shit on your favorite anime.
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>>63664
/a/ is just tsundere for us. They're just too shy to tell us, and we can be their waifus for them and they can be our husbando.
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>>63678
Yeah but that's not nearly as interesting or fun.
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>>63684
>Implying /a/ isn't a little girl
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>>63684
No they hate you. I mean they seriously hate you. You are everything they see wrong with their fandom
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>>63664
/y/ is full of fujoshits.
>>63684
It's just pure disgust.
>>63688
It is, as it's realistic.
>>63698
>fandom
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>>63678
I always thought it was how people within the board see themselves.
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/a/ will love us one day just wait.
They went to prom with us!
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>>63700
Lighten up, it's not meant to be taken seriously at all.
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>>63711
I feel physically ill
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/cgl/ doesn't even like /a/. They want /fit/ or /fa/.
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>>63712
You underestimating some individuals.
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>mfw /cgl/ thinks we actually went to prom with them
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>>63703
Generally the way a board-tan looks is based more on the board subject than the posters although that often changes with the artists and the people suggesting ideas
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>>63724
Not true. We had a survey and /a/ was first.
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>>63711
Why would /cgl/ ever be in /a/'s room?
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This thread can't die!
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>>63172
hey, you
>>>/tg/20271993
part 3 of the director's cut of Old Man Henderson happening

also,
love how /q/-tan is a bureaucrat/moot's secretary.
I kept thinking s/he'd be like a prophet or a therapist that listens to the other boards' problems.
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>>63981
The original descriptor used was "therapist", so I suppose she counsels some of the boards along with gathering up reports for moot. I keep trying to draw her in a therapy session with /x/, but I suddenly can't draw faces.
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>>64036
good luck giving /v/ anger management sessions then.
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>>64146
/v/ just needs a girl friend and he will be happy.
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>>64161
/v/ still has a hard on for /a/'s trap ass last I checked.

maybe social anxiety sessions would be a better starting place than anger management... what with all the spaghetti flying everywhere.
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>>64201
/a/ doesn't want /v/ anymore.
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So what's /vp/ still considered as?

Those two little kids with the hats?

Would they be /v/'s kid brothers, or his kids?

And where would /vg/ be in that relationship, as well as how he'd look like. I understand he has the bald guy with just the general hat, but how would he look like aside from that?
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>>64209
/a/ doesn't know what it wants.

the way things are, /a/ might end up murdering /c/ and trying to take her place by dressing and acting like /c/, wondering where /a/ went.

/a/ is in just as bad a shape as /v/.
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>>64223
/vp/ is /a/ and /v/'s secret love child.
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>>64223
I'd imagine /vp/ would be /v/'s annoying younger brother, the same way /mlp/ is /co/'s annoying younger sister.

Not sure where /vg/ would fit in though.
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>>64223
>And where would /vg/ be in that relationship, as well as how he'd look like.
One of /v/s bros that never, ever shuts up.
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>>64223
a korean/koreaboo
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>>64239
I'd like to think is that /vg/ is the middle brother, with /vp/ being the youngest.

I could see /vg/ and /vp/ arguing, with /v/ in turn slapping their shit straight. He'd still be an asshole
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>>64226
/a/ has /sp/ now, no need for rap filled relationship with /v/.
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>>64201
>/v/ still has a hard on for /a/'s trap ass last I checked.
You checked a long ass time ago. I can't remember the last time I saw a trap thread on /v/, and most of /v/ either hates or doesn't care about weeaboo shit now.
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>>64255
>>64261


Which now leaves /v/ alone.

Just as it should be

Now he can turn his one true love: hating video games
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>>64223
/vg/ just looks like a younger /v/.

and as for /vp/
http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/view/1577
http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/view/1578

they're supposed to be /a/ and /v/'s kids created from their genetics after a run in with /d/ or something.
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Anybody have that "What /co/ thinks it is//co/ before /mlp///co/ after /mlp/" comic?
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If anything I can see /a/ and /vg/ together.
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>>64272
>/vg/ just looks like a younger /v/.
Plus hat.
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>>64272
Just looked at the images there, there is more /cgl/ x /sp/ than I thought-

Also black /sp/ is best /sp/.
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>>64291
>If anything I can see /a/ and /vg/ together.
Why? One is a borderline containment board that entertains endless discussions of things with basically no depth to them and the other is a video game board.
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>>64326
I can't find black /sp/ and school girl /a/.
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>>64344

Or /a/ could go NTR with /vg/.
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>>64344
If only for the vn boards. And they actually share a rather large number of shared members.
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>>64346
No /sp/ drawfags since manchester left and /a/ doesn't care as much as other boards.
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>>63760
/new/ as a videogame.
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>>64367
But there was a well drawn one, it was /a/ and /sp/ doing homework.
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>>64355
>Or /a/ could go NTR with /vg/.
Pulling rank already? I always knew /a/ had a slutty streak.
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>>64385
We aren't slutty, we're a pure little girl.
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Hot off the presses from /mu/
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>>64395
>doesn't love Jesus Christ
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>>64395
Please someone make him leave
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>>64394
>We aren't slutty, we're a pure little girl.
Who goes full NTR mode as soon as you see a guy in uniform.
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I made some ideas for /mu/ some time ago. Don't know which one fits the best, though.
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>>64415
Everyone know /c/ is the only one for /a/.
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>>64395
Huh, /mu/ moves faster than I'd thought. It wasn't too long ago that /a/ had its 30M get and /mu/ is almost there now.
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/wsg/ also does not know what they want.

>>>/wsg/9456
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>>64420

Continuing, I've personally always imagined /mu/ looking like a young Syd Barrett, though the Syd Barrett call might be more of /fa/'s territorry now.
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>>64442
now how did I fuck that up in such a way?

>>>/wsg/39456
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>>64420
/mu/ should be a guy who mans an acoustic airplane detection system for a living. That way he has an excuse for always listening to an airplane over the sea.
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>>64375
You mean this one?
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>>64489
Yes, I've been looking for weeks and couldn't find it.
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>>64395

Sheeyuuut, thread link where?
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>>63334

His accent needs to be more difficult to get.
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>>64498

>>>/mu/27257000

I think the mod left though
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>>64498
>>>/mu/27257760
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Sorry for sounding new, but is their anywhere specific where I can read up on the board-tans? The concept seems very interesting to me.
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>>63586
Because that would be
[nospoilers]2spooky4me[/lolnospoilers]
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>>64515
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Board-tans
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>>64515
Right here.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/4chan_anime

And you can see art, comics, etc. here.

http://www.4chanhouse.org/
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http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/wiki
and
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Board-tans
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Oh god, looking at the 4chan anime wiki again... these feels ;_;
I seriously fucking want a 4chan anime.
Actually, why isn't there one? Or at least a cartoon? People say here they would gladly donate to 4chan, so that means there would be money to support it.
Now, I don't know much about the process of animation creating, just that it took around 300k for the Dick Figures animation team to create a 45mins long movie. However, they seem to be full time animators, so that's understandable. I wouldn't mind seeing a new episode every month as long as there is 4chan anime/cartoon at all.
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>>64599
the most you could hope for would be comics.

we don't get full comics very often.
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>>64599
>Actually, why isn't there one?

Because it would be "shitposting" and we've run off anyone who could make it. Same deal with board-tans dying out.

Eat it, dog.
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Seriously, /mu/ has the biggest hard on for Neutral Milk Hotel ever.
They think it's objectively good, when it's really not what it's cut out to be.

Also, /mu/ needs to get off its high horse. There is nothing impressive about having listened to lots of music and being abrasive when others ask.
It's like being a film snob, only worse.
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>>64631
>mfw faggots on /co/ saying board-tans and /co/-created characters aren't /co/ despite being based on /co/ material, the board, 4chan in general, and having comics about them made by /co/.

Some chucklefuck said, and I'm not fucking with you, "Just because this is sequential art doesn't mean this is comics or cartoons."
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>>64676

Opinions, brah.
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>>64696

This is 4chan with mods.

"Don't call it a grave", said Ron Paul, "it's the future you chose".
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>>63022
>>63060
/ic/ or 'D/ic/k' has a ton of art.

I've saved a few. Post Y/N?
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>>64711
That's the thing! I'm completely fine with someone hating/loving NMH, but the word 'subjective' just doesn't exist on /mu/.

Fuck.
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>>64696
and to think we had a good board-tan discussion last night in /co/ without any shit posting whatsoever...

this is the most common pattern there is on 4chan.
You make a thread that is good, you make another thread with the same subject which also turns out good, then a third and all of a sudden HOLY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES STOP POSTING THIS SHIT YOU AUTISTIC ASS BURGER FAGGOT trolls start shitting on it and everyone starts to think their shit posting equals legit consensus on how a board feels about a subject.
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>>64277
Here ya go anon
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>>64759
Anyone who told you music is objective on /mu/ is probably and idiot or just fucking with you.
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>>64759

You can get away scott-free for anything on /mu/, provided you know how to use your words properly.

Praise the qualities of NMH, point out the flaws, and say why it doesn't resonate with you. But above all, know that the album is genuinely loved by many people there and that it means a lot to them.
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>>64801
Just pointing something out here.
I don't go to /mu/ so I rarely see Neutral Milk Hotel mentioned.
So when I see it abbreviated as NMH I think "No More Heroes" and think for a split second "Man, why does /mu/ have a hard-on for that game's OST?" before realizing what it actually means.
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>>64487
he should also look like hampus
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/q/ is the whiny semi retarded bitch that wasn't properly aborted
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I think /vp/ should be a red-headed shota
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>>64927
funny.
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>>64927
that is what i'm getting out of this. this board is just the complaint room for moot.

only the loudest of the autistic spazs make threads here
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>mfw these comics are gay as fucking shit
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>>64988
We know
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>>64988
Got anything against homos, faggot?
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>>64429
/a/ is getting close to its 70M.
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Does anyone else think that /v/tan is shit? I mean he isn't fucking funny or entertaining at all.

He's just not angry enough. I mean, /v/ is a place where fans of certain series hate each other for liking one game in the series over another. /v/ really is always angry. But /v/ tan is just. shitty.
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>>64972
/vp/-tan has been those trainer twins for as long as I can remember /vp/ having a tan.

/vp/, /u/, and /cgl/ all have two tans I think.
I'm surprised the /q/-tan discussion didn't devolve into an argument like the other recent board-tan creations processes have been.
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>>65094
I'd help, but I can't draw for shit. See >>64972
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>>65094
The only real v-tan is that bald guy who never stops being mad with the animu eyebrows.
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>>65094
/v/ is mostly a chill dude, he just goes super sayan when someone says "casual."
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>>64201
/v/ hates most anime. the only people on /v/ who like traps on /v/ are vocal shitposters who should go to /b/.

Also /v/ should be friends with /fit/. Most of the userbase is interchangeable at this point considering everyone on /v/ is a health freak now.
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Exactly, /v/ is fucking lax and normal and talking about something like a normal person, then someone suddenly says "I preferred fallout 3 over New Vegas"
Then it becomes the rage face in >>65141 or the guy described in>>65139
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>>63423
RPG as in tabletop or video game?
The former's plausible.
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>>64737
do you have the non-macro version of this?
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I've got it.
/v/ is a single ugly man, separated from /a/.
They outright hate eachother.
/vp/ is the lovechild, living with /a/.
/vg/ is the younger brother of /a/, and tries to woo /a/.
I say this, because GOD DAMN does /vg/ have a lot of stuff on anime and eastern games. Visual Novel general, JRPG general, SMT general...
I'd say it could work.
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>>65232
There are already several systems which could be suitable.

I KNOW there's one about high school that would fit perfectly.

Oh, and pic related is probably the most accurate rendition of the boards. Ever.
It's almost like someone made it specifically for 4chan
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What we need is a hand-drawn 4chan fighting game.
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>>65272
>/vg/ is the younger brother of /a/, and tries to woo /a/
lol no. They have a VN and KS general because /v/ doesn't want that shit. /vg/ is /v/'s younger brother. /vg/ is well meaning, but he enjoys too many casual things to be loved by his big bro.
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>>65272
>/vp/ is the lovechild, living with /a/.
>living with /a/
>with /a/
both /a/ and /v/ hate /vp/

if anything, /ck/ makes sure they don't starve and /m/ looks after them sometimes since he may or may not be their uncle.
They get by because they're good at finding gold nuggets.
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>>65296
>Younger brother of /a/.
Fuck.
Meant /v/,
My mistake.
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>>65300

>watching anime
>on TV

Silly anon, nobody on /a/ has a TV
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>>65296
/v/, and /co/ drop off /vg/, /vp/, /mlp/, and HSG over at /a/'s for playdates with /c/ and /cm/.
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>>62940
Geassfag detected.
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>>62940

Indeed it is.
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>>65329
this is back when it was popular to hook a computer up to a tv and watch stuff on the tv and not on the computer screen.

/vp/ also got kicked out back when /v/ actually still played video games.
They've been on their own for a while.

>>65337
HSG never leaves /co/'s goddamn house.
not even when it gets burned down.
Can't get rid of him and he's not even a character.
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>>65337
But /vg/ is /v/'s brother, but a lot less angry, more withdrawn and more laid back.
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So... where do /soc/ and /r9k/ fit in here? I don't think I've seen anything about them.

Here's how I see it
>/soc/, /r9k/ and /b/ used to be roommates and best friends
>their interests drifted too far apart
>/soc/ and /r9k/ realized that /b/ was a whackjob pedo loser
>/r9k/ moved out first
>/r9k/ became an even bigger loser than /b/
>/soc/ moved out quite a while after /r9k/ and instantly became the popular guy
>/r9k/ died but came back later as a zombie and a mere ghost of what he used to be, but he's still a loser
>/b/ is okay with everything but still slowly rots in his basement
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>>65434

How about instead of him literally dying, he gets hit by a car and ends up in a coma and people stop caring about him?
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>>65454
>/r9k/
>going outside

Pick one.
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/v/ as a character has so much potential, but the problem is that the guys who made /v/ tan really fucked up. /v/-tan is just grumpy and normal with a bullshit affinity for traps.

/v/-tan should be this guy who looks normal until you mention any one of his 5000 buzzwords. Then he morphs into a monstrosity of pure rage.

He used to be cordial with /co/, /a/, and a few others, but a few years ago /b/ infected him with dubs syndrome and he became an intolerant idiot who drove his friends away. He became awful until he his little brother and sister /vp/ broke away from him. He then tried to fix himself up, and got really close to /fit/. He changed his ways and got healthy, but the taint of /b/ was still there. He slowly declined and this was almost rectified when the middle sibling, /vg/ was born. Things were looking up for /v/, but /b/ struck again and he became pure shit. He is now in the hospital recovering from the hellishness of his ordeal. Hopefully he won't relapse.

Ok that's just a backstory that I came up with for him. I think its accurate.
>pre /vg/ it was a place full of off topic but quality discussion
>post /vg/ it was 5 gets and shit tier copypasta
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>>65434
/r9k/ is a robot/homeless person and /soc/ is a camwhore.
check the shimmie if you want pics.

boards who don't have much in the way of a -tan are /hr/, /hc/, /f/, /gif/ and a bunch of others.
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>>65470

he went to get is mail, and fell down a staircase then?

[spoiler]all 10 flights[/spoiler]
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>>65139
You mean this /v/?
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>>65477
See, but that doesn't explain or show that they had any affiliation with /b/ at one point. Both boards were created because too much of the content those boards were created for was showing up on /b/.

And how about /wsg/ is the innocent daughter who just likes to laugh at funny things and cute cats, meanwhile /gif/ is the pervy father who has terabytes of porn stored on numerous external hard drives he hides from his daughter.
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My favourite image.
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/vg/ is pretty chill. We do our best to confine all the tripfags to the massive circlejerk that are the KS generals, and then the rest of us can enjoy chill ass vidya chat in peace. There are a couple tripfags that manage to sneak out of /ksg/ and into another general, but only 1 or 2 per general, usually.
Don't represent all of /vg/ with the one trashcan that is /ksg/.
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>>65532
ksg and Sc2 generals need to be taken down.
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>>65515
Exactly.
He is just a perfect representation of /v/.
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>>65532
>/vg/ has all of its tripfags locked up in one thread

So obviously /vg/-tan needs to be a closet gay.
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>>65475
I like the concept of /v/ being the semi-grumpy person that hangs with /co/ and /a/. However, if he's pissed, he turns into the guy from 3 Angled Blue's stuff.

Also maybe /q/-tan's psychiatry actually helps /v/ control his /b/ influence.
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>>65542
No, because then the fucktards in there will invade everybody else and then all of /vg/ will be shit.
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Everyone in this thread are fucking it up.

You can't create a persona for a *-tan, it has to come from OC, from the natural extensions of our imaginations.

Board-tans work because it's an idea of how we feel about a board, or a topic. Trying to create elaborate personalities is a moot point, because they won't transfer over well to someone who wasn't involved in the specific thread where a decision reached consensus.

On top of that, they are amalgams of the hivemind's perceptions. It needs to be something simple enough for everyone to agree instinctually. It plays on our prejudice.

The only way to actually make shit happen, is for you to create something that resonates with the users.

In the end, all these threads that try to establish personalities do, is prove that there can't be agreement on the specifics of a board-tan


Which is alright.
I must stress this, not everything requires extensive explanation. Not everything needs to be laid out in a fulfilling manner.
Board-tans aren't meant for this, /q/.
Trying to give them something which they don't possess intrinsically is like trying to invent a new word, or forcing a meme.

It just won't work unless everyone wants it to work.
Create something worth imitating, and it might happen, but thus far, all I see is
>MUHPINIONS
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>>65591
>>65591
This.

Also maker of the last thread, didn't expect for all of this. Thanks, /q/. Or really, 4chan.
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>>65637
I think /q/-tan is the most valid one because it was created originally.
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>>65591
This is what I was saying about the /v/tan character. He was really poorly done, and in most people's comics he served as a second banana to /a/. The character was done without any knowledge of /v/ itself.
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>>65567
/q/-tan would need to isolate the /b/ influence and begin removing it from /v/ and /x/ (among other boards) like tar from a smoker's lungs.
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So how would the "plot" begin?

I imagine moot would live in an apartment building that is Something Awful, but was thrown out because he couldn't pay rent. On his way out, he meets /a/ who happened to fall in a similar situation, though Something Awful threw him out for his indecent behaviour and general animu fanwanking.

Both of them needed to find a place to stay, and so they find an old, empty, batterred house owned by apparently no one. Sadly, no one dares enter it since it's a containment zone filled with nasty filth and garbage everywhere, including what happens to be human feces. They decided to set a new life in there since it's a free house anyway. They manage to clean it up, and live nicely in there for about a week, searching for possible jobs should the time ever arrive to pay for bills or somesuch. moot and /a/ remember watching this really cool anime, Futaba, in which some random Japanese students were stranded on an island and had to use their skills to survive, so they build up a nice little village from the ground up. Inspired by this anime, they wanted to do just that, and cooperate by earning money so they could live together.

...Then suddenly /b/ comes back. He was previously arrested for stalking children and shouting "niggers" from skyscrapers but has been relieved, and is furious two complete strangers have took over and cleaned up his home.
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I notice these two have nto bee posted
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>>65754

However, since /b/ is a worthless slob who would probably shit all over his own home just so he wouldn't be approached and evicted, he is pretty much in the same boat like moot and /a/, so they decide to take him in the team and try to live together.

Eventually they set up an ad for the house, calling people from all walks of life to come on over if they want a nice home to stay at, on the condition they can provide something useful to the house in return. The classic boards come around one by one, and the 4chan sitcom begins.
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Needs more D/ic/k.
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and the newer version, still old to us, eh
what's up with the flood protection?
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Guys. What did /b/ do to /x/?

Before /b/, what was /x/ about? creepypasta and shit like that?

Because I've gone there recently, and its weird. everyone obsesses over dreams and shit.
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>>65849
where's /diy/? our proud community is offended by our exclusion in your pathetic picture
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>>65849
we should make a new one.
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>>65895
I can't really tell you.
Form what I know, /x/ was like /tg/ in terms of personality and braod range of conversations, just everything was tilted with respect to the paranormal.
Now it's all roleplaying.

>>65909
that image is ancient, i think 2007, 2008, maybe older.
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>>65802
/co/nrad's story is that he tried the whole superhero detective business and sort of succeeded, but not greatly. Eventually he leaves the scene and decides to move into the 4chan Mansion. And then he becomes friends with /tg/, /v/, /m/, and /a/ and marries /ck/.
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>>65923
Jesus that is awful. Is the damage irreparable? I am a /v/irgin and I saw what /b/ did to us, we became hateful and retarded. We became them. but /x/, it's weird. I don't think it got plagued by unrelated crap, but it became casual and shitty.
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>>66021
Yes, the damage is pretty well irrepareable.
/x/ was a shelter board for the paranormalists, liken /jp/ was for the true weeaboos. With the massive raids, there was nowhere else for them to be, and the raids lasted so long and hammered so hard that the entirety of the community with half a brain or more packed up and left for good.
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>>66021
To be honest and not to sound like a hipster or anything, but it was probably the exposure to the mainstream.

Average people come on here and think that the paranormal are cool, so they go there and wreck it. Now I, personally, haven't been on there much, but it was pretty creepy and a little scary when I went on there about three years ago. My hunch is that it isn't that way so much now.
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>>66070
A nice chunk of /x/ went to /tg/ I think.
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>>63014
>implying /a/ has a nice ass like Kirino
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I don't follow the whole anime/cosplay thing, why do the two boards hate each other?
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>>66462
/cgl/ is a whore, that's all.
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>>66462
/a/ enjoys moe.
/cgl/ ruins moe because most of them look like fat sluts and autistic hambeasts when dressing up as /a/'s favorite animes.
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/k/ + /an/
/co/ + /ck/
/tg/ + /x/
/a/ + /v/ (is this even relevant anymore, /a/ tells the retards to fuck off back to /v/)
/d/ + everyone
/mu/ + /lit/
/fa/ + /fit/

I know I'm missing some, but I can't think of any more.
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>>66721
Shitposters on /v/ post bullshit on /a/ and hate on any japanese games on /v/.

Basically /b/ is trying to make /a/ and /v/ hate each other
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>>66721
/a/ + /sp/ now.
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>>66775
lel not really. Only faggots from /a/, and idiots who came to /sp/ for offtopic shit believe that.

We don't like you guys, you are just gay as fuck.
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You really want to know what we need

We need more characterization of /n/

Why? Because fuck you, that's why

I imagine him as a lonesome differ, traveling from place to place, but never staying long. He's had a string of one night stands, but they'll never fill the whole in his heart made by his one true love.

Sometimes, when riding on that lonesome midnight train, he cries.

Maybe that's why he always travels.

So no one can see his tears
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>>66818

Wouldn't that fit /trv/ more than /n/ though?
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>>66831
Eh, maybe

Ok, so that's /trv/'s backstory

/n/ is the supplier of transportation
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>>66831
nope, /n/ is the hobo on the bus, /trv/ is the guy hiking along the road instead of hitchhiking.
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>>66839
no /n/ is like the bike riding guy from family guy.
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>>66790
>lel
nice one.
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So like, /q/ is the fanfiction writer of the 4chan boards, correct?

Or maybe that giddy schoolgirl who's a part of ALL THE CLUBS who's like "Omg, so, like, how do we improve this club?" and "OMFG /sp/ and /a/ are sooooo into each other."
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/d/ is the board-tan.
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>>66901
I don't see a dick

2/10 would not /d/
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>>66912
It's the only /d/ I had and I'm not in the mood for posting futa on /q/.
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>>66901
>No dick arm.
>No 2 dicks, 1 vagina
1/10 maybe
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...

how about theme songs?

theme songs for boards

I'm sure one board would want this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH6b_lSQst0
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>>66963
/mu/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_j8BG-ybng
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>>66967
/v/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o
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>>67009

/a/'s theme, clearly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdD3S-5EhFk
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>>66967
/tg/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjIpemh2a8U
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/q/-tan is a spergy gullible room mate of moot ala minecraft admin only because his friend owns the server.
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>>67049
/a/'s true theme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMt4FGa2EKM
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>>67049
>geassfag detected

Nah but seriously, /a/'s theme would probably change every goddamn season.
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>>65849
missing /lit/

I feel so opressed
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/tv/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjIpemh2a8U
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http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/list

I'll just leave this here.
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>>67070
>Not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pISzxdEgDCU
I shiggity diggity.
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>>67070
No, this its /tg/ anthem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME1pOdcDPqc
alternatively
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSR9W8g6ak8
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..... soup /b/ros
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>>66888
/q/ seems to be the 4chan Mansion's new psychiatrist, who also relays all of her findings, results, and filed complaints from the inhabitants to moot.
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>>63631
Countries have had personifications for a very long time.
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>>67193
that also works
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some /new/ ones
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>>67193
Who proceeds to file them all away in the "too be looked at later" pile.
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>>67193
Wait, I'm confused with Moot's relationship in all of this.

Is he a god in the 4chan universe

The boss of the boards

Their father

Some sort of inter dimensional cat
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/jp/'s theme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ik09xFT6mk
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>>67290
I mean I KNOW who moot is, but I mean in the whole tan universe thing
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/lit/ don't got no theme
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>>67290

He's the guy who lets us all live here and sometimes trolls us.

>>67323

/jp/ already have a Megurine Luka theme though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_eyUVVcgc8
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>>67326
in the -tan-verse, moot is a cat thing who owns the mansion but generally just isn't even around at all, ever.
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>>67290
moot is a cat girl.
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>>67290
He's the faggot landlord.
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>>67290
Yes, anon. The answer to that question is yes.
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>>67165
>2011/10/29
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>67376
most acurrate description of Moot ever
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>>67411
suddenly I get the creepy feeling that moot is actually talking a lot in /q/ as anonymous, participating or at least lurking in many of the threads.
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/x/'s soundtrack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkM4u1LFOp4
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>>67411
You forgot to draw the massive tent.
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>>67440
I think you have the wrong song buddy

Let me help you out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x7oJxkZHxg
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>>63756
If I recall, /cgl/ went with /v/ and /a/ went with /sp/
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>>66721
>/a/ + /v/ (is this even relevant anymore, /a/ tells the retards to fuck off back to /v/)
Hasn't been relevant in over a year now.
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>>66097
Where they rest safe.

The vast majority of trolls are greeted by tremendous apathy and silence on /tg/, and the few clever enough to garner a few replies are usually deleted by the active janitor squad.

I just wish I enjoyed traditional games so I'd have a reason to post there.
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>>67555
Try 6 years.
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After /v/ and /a/ broke up, /v/ dedicated himself to celibacy so he could become a wizard (virgin passed 30)

But he's still tsuendre for video games
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>>67568
>4chan was made in 2004
>2006 was 6 years ago
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i have some /k/ and /an/ stuff
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>>67561
>The vast majority of trolls are greeted by tremendous apathy and silence on /tg/
or anti-trolled into quality threads.

pic related.
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>>65279

Its amazing how well that picture fits.
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>tfw the spitting image of /a/-tan but with red hair
>tfw you will never find your /cgl/
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>>67561
/tg/ does weird shit with troll threads.

you try and pull a "Tau slave girl wut do" and they turn it into a full story about a Tau adopted by orks who stole a chaos titan, freebooterzing around the quadrant being awesome and krumpin gits.
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Someone draw more of /q/-tan. Please. I find the lack of drawings disturbing.
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>No one will ever like post-sticky /vp/ because of how pre-sticky /vp/ was
>No one cares to see the board now, it's still full of furry porn for the rest of 4chan
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>>67674
there are 11 pics so far.

she should be drawn interacting with the other board-tans soon.
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>>67290
I like to think of moot as a cat that runs around the building, that can change into catgirl form. Nobody really knows who the cat is except for /b/ because he collects rent and gives it to catgirl moot. Even though /b/ knows about catgirl moot, he doesn't make the connection between her and the cat.
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Why is /ic/ always smoking?
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>>67684
congratulations, you now join the ranks of /jp/, /lit/ and /mlp/.
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>>67752
/b/ knows nothing of moot. Moot is a /fit/izen and he posts there regularly.
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>>67755
Most serious artists I know smoke. Hipsters too, art students, etc.
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>>67752
Also /q/-tan gives her reports on the -tans, to catgirl moot, so I guess she knows to...
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>>67777
actually moot posts quite often on /b/
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>>67684
people refuse to talk about /vp/ because they always think it's full of furries, it been always the same hasn't changed and it certainly will be the same for the rest of it's life, so why complaing about that?
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>>66967
/mu/'s theme song is The king of carrot flowers part two and three. Not that bullshit.
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>>67009
Also wrong. /v/'s theme song is Galo sengen.
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>>67931
also they are right /vp/ was filled as hell with furries, after the huge Furryb& they went on anon or became work safe draw fag with occasional porn linking out of the site, thank to Moot for the janitor who keeps the furrycrap at bay, but dear lord when he goes missing the board goes completely straight down to Furafinity hell
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>>67812
yea to tell it to shut the fuck up and that it is getting out of control. He posts there as a pissed off admin. He posts on /fit/ as a member of the community.
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>>67982
>>67009
Actually, those are both wrong.
On the 4chan soundtrack that was compiled by all the boards around two years ago it was Always by Erasure.
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>>68014
Always is for HARMONY reunions, not for /v/ in general.
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>>67998
I just don't like the board being called a shithole when it's less of a shithole than the board making fun of it
Also I've rarely seen porn encouraged nowadays unless drawfags are involved, because they got fanbases and shit
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>>68090
yeah, /vp/ has seriously improved into a quality board, and that's only from minor excursions into it.
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>>68090
i'm not telling you that /vp/ is a shithole, but i'm telling that people dishes out /vp/ because they think is just a "contain all the furries" board (which isn't totally inacurrate) since the change to safe work it has improved, the last "big" problem we had was when janitor went missing for the entire week and the pony troll along with chinakitty fan and buizel reincarnation (maybe the 3 where the same, but it was to much shitstorm and traffic to be only one) attacked /vp/ spamming countless furry images and de-railing everything, gladly janitor came back and started to delete everything until the spammers got tired and leave, it was awful but it's all over now
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>>63724

/cgl/ dislikes /fit/
Did you notice how the have been raiding our board lately? I do appreciate the /fit/ threads we have though.

/cgl/'s current romantic relationships:
- tsundere towards /sp/
- platonic love towards /a/
- platonic and incestuous love towards /fa/
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>>68245
Agreed, I even saw another of his recarnations the other day, and it was the posters that ended up ignoring him and let him rot, while the janitor kept erasing his posts wich were blatant shitposting
Didn't come back
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>>68274
>- platonic love towards /a/
It's not mutual, 3D pig.
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What would different boards feelings towards /v/ be?
/fit/ likes /v/ because /v/ got healthy
/a/ hates him now
other boards????
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>>68337

PLATONIC LOVE
PLATONIC
PLATONIC
PLATONIC
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>>68355

Everyone hates /v/
/a/ used to be tsundere towards /v/ but they've had enough and went off to bother /sp/

I think maybe /co/ and /x/ still tolerate /v/ but I'm not sure
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>>68403
>PLATONIC
Still not mutual. We hate you and everything you stand for.
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>>67150
>Implying this isn't /tg/'s theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo
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>>68518
you must be Arch Magos Winters
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The one true 4chan-tan.
Accept no subsitutions.
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>>68419
>tfw everyone hates us
It was /b/ guys. They shit all over us. We're sorry for what /b/ did. Especially to you /a/, you were our kawaii waifu and /b/ drove us apart ;_;
plz take us back
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>>68419
/x/ ignores a LOT of boards from her basement. /v/ is one of those boards... whilst /x/ doesn't hate /v/ or anything, she sees no reason at all to talk to them.
of course, /x/ mainly babbles to herself schitzophrenically these days. It's sad.
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>>68623
>plz
/a/ here. Go die.
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>>68419
No, I'm pretty sure everyone hates us now.

At least we still have video games.

Right?

Guys?
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>>68656
eh, as much as a canadian ca, eh.
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>>68650
weeaboo faggot. get your jap shit off my board. Crap I mean. Fuck off with your moeshit. FUCK. I mean. Please. We'll do anything. ;_;
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>>68623
it was obvious that /v/ perpetual RAGE attitude to everyone will drag him to complete loneliness and that other boards will label him as Hulk version of /b/, gladly Moot snaped and began to work in a better moderation this would be like /q/ giving therapies to /v/ of self control, it already began just go look to the board
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>>68656
You brought it upon yourselves.
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>>68656
I doubt any of the hate is really real, it's like /v/ has a mask on, glued to its face by /b/, in /b/'s likeness.
So it's just hard to tell when you're talking to /v/ or /b/ is all.

same problem with /x/.

/v/ still manages to be cool when dicks aren't being crammed down everyone's throats.
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>>68697
Yeah you're right.

I imagine /v/-tan looks like complete shit now.

A messy hairdo, his clothes are all wrinkled and dirty, a really bad shave, and he's even more prone to rage than before.
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>>68725
/x/ is basically a rape victim that has constant flashbacks and desperately, desperately, needs to see a therapist.
So sometimes she's fine, but other times she's not herself... she's just repeating what /x/ did over and over, and gibbering.
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This is why people hate /v/ now
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Does /q/ have a board tan yet?
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>>68802
I meant repeating what /b/ did
yes.
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>>68803
To wit
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>>68815
LOOK AT THIS WHOLE FUCKING THREAD
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>>68815
Have you been paying attention at all this thread?
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>>68802

Never forget, the Night of the Living Puddi.
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>>68815
read the first posts and you might find
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/jp/ should be drawn constantly carrying photos and accesories depicting this delightful man.
He's the creator of Touhou, in case you're wondering.
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>>68830
We're gradually being purged though
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>>68864
And I'm really glad it's happening, hopefully it will stick longer than the /v/ /vg/ split.
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>>66721
/k/ was really close to /a/ last season with Upotte, lots of crossboard threads.
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>>68884
/a/ and /k/ have been bros ever since Spice and Wolf. /a/ and /k/ have that kind of relationship where they occasionally meet up two or three times a year and drink with each other and have a good time.
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>>68862
by what i have seen on /jp/ and here on /q/, /jp/ seems to hate touhou now, but ain't sure about that i don't frequent /jp/
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>>68913
It's a false claim by the shitposters to discredit the janitors and mods, don't pay it much mind
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>>68882
the reason the /v/ /vg/ split didn't succeed was because the generals were replaced with shitposting and unrelated off topic garbage. Now with both evils gone, /v/ is at peace.
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/v/ is undergoing a small civil war at the moment to restore vidya to the board, but it looks successful. The first big wave of purges back after the /v/-/vg/ split pretty much ended with dissatisfaction because the mods were considered "too nazi" or "too lenient." Focusing on getting rid of all vidya caused more problems for the board than it got rid of, and some good threads were being deleted even though they weren't cancerous off topic material. However, one you start making exceptions for one type of off-topic thread, suddenly everything can be defended if enough idiots scream "/v/ culture."

Thew new system isn't perfect, and ends up having a bit of whining, but its probably the best one /v/ is going to have for awhile. Over the last 3 days I've seen plenty of good "secondary" topics like a vidya snack thread, at least 2 medieval history threads, a Napoleonic thread, pizza-vidya thread, gaming rig thread, torrent thread, etc, along with some great videogame threads.

In the end, most of the old stuff stays, but there's no excuse to have your "that feel when no dubs" threads. This gives more time for the janitors/mods to focus on the real cancer (mlp avatar tripfags and spam) and usually less time pissing off /v/.
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>>68975
The shitposters are crying out in pain, because they know they're losing. Here's a small example.

This thread was created by a shitposter, claiming that a professor layton thread was deleted on /v/, then a second thread was sage bombed by 'rulefags'. After a lot of people calling him out on his bull shit, he demanded proof. A developer entered the thread and confirmed that the layton thread was deleted by the OP of that thread, and another poster confirmed this by checking the foolz archive.

Here is what happened at the end of that.
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>>68913
You see, a few months ago an official Touhou book was released, which brought many things to discuss about what's cannon, what's not and all that. The sticky made to talk about this held one of the most productive and educated discussions ever made on 4chan, and the shitposting was minimal.

It was impressive, really. One could just take a step out of the thread and see the same old /jp/, being autistic and arguing about the most inane shit, but inside, all was order.
Of course, all the hype died down eventually and everything went to shit.

However the fact that this happened is why I believe Touhou is the central pillar of /jp/, and why I think /jp/-tan should constantly show it.

Plus, the man is a funny asian.
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>>69006
Shitposters cannot "cry out in pain" because they are not some sort of organized force. They are just some idiots behind computers. As long as they exist, we can only fight them in battles, not wars.
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I gotta say, I'm somewhat happy /v/ is one of the most pictured board-tans around.

Still, I have no idea how /a//v/ came to be.

Also, /tg/ and /co/ are awesome and bro tier.
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>>69043
True enough, but that doesn't mean their idiocy can't be forced out of the 'topic' boards.
Here's something I also saved that proves that the OP of the /q/ thread deleted his own thread after the truth came out, not any developer or mod.
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>>68802
>/x/ was raped by /b/
so that would make /q/ her therapist....

I like it!
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>>69048
/a/ and /v/ legitimately used to have a love-hate relationship. But now it's hate on both sides and the current /a/-/sp/ relationship is a lot like the old /a/-/v/ one.
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>>69074
Yeah, it might be that way if /v/ wasn't generally so anti-Japanese.
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>>69094
/a/ would hate /v/ regardless. The animosity goes further back then the recent hate of JRPGs and even the Toonami fiasco.
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>>69110
Yeah, but it hurts it a lot more when the posters are against something fundamental to /a/, generally.
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we are family
I got all my sisters with me
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what would /pol/ look like?
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I wish there was more /g/-tan with the proper accessories.
He's usually depicted as just some guy with glasses and no thinkpad or anything that'd indicate he's /g/.
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>>69166
/pol/ is /new/ reincarnated or assimilated.

it's a monster constantly biting off its own heads and growing new ones to replace them.
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>>69123
>he thinks the reason for the /v/ and /a/ hates is caused by /v/
No. See
>>68623
>>68650
>>68685
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so is /hm/ /fit/'s new boyfriend since /fit/ stopped seeing /fa/?
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>>69234
Well yeah, you guys had a big problem with /b/ and I hope the new moderation helps.
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>>66963
For /sp/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTJSt4wP2ME
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/v/ song is fight the power.

Too bad /v/ rage grew weaker and the cancer overcome them.
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>>69341
>/v/ song is fight the power.

That's /b/, it played on /b/.

This is the true anthem for /v/:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5SNOAcD3ak
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>>69341
Not to get all semantic on you, but if you wanted to know, the real name is Libera Me From Hell.
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>>63001
Here's my favorite.
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>>69371

That's only the version with the opera. The version without it is Rap Is a Man's Soul.
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>>69371
Whenever someone says fight the power I still think of Public Enemy. His post confused the fuck out of me.
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>>69371

Do I look like weaboo faggot that cares about it?

I thought so.

Since this place doesn't have spoiler, use your imagination:

[spoiler]Yeah, I know. But that wasn't exactly the point of my post. Thanks anyway[/spoiler]
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>>67595
It's a shame /an/ got deleted. /k/'s waifu is dead.
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>>69935
>>>/an/
It's still there.
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So... What would the theme song of the anime be?
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>>70527
Yes /q/, what would 4chan's opening theme be?
(And ending theme?)
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>>70546
For the opening I would vote for Fight Dah Powah just because it was the main focus in the /v/ frustration comic/animation that started the personification of boards.

And for the ending I'd love to see /b/ and /v/ trolling each other in a Spy vs Spy manner with Gal-o Sengen blasting.
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>"quiet woman"
>while talking to /a/

ha.
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>>70578
>Gal-o Sengen

Oh that'd be frigging awesome.
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>>70611
>that tiny text

I d'aw'd so hard when I opened that image.
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Requesting the /mu/ comic about "2deep4u" You know the one.
/mu/ would be the guy who used to really like Metal when he was an styang teenager but then he found pitcchfork and indie music. He's ashamed of his metal days and pretends they never happened.
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>>71086
Here 'tis
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I usually hate it when people cosplay as board-tans, but I love this photo.
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>>71097
You can see the edits in the last two panels. That is from /fit/ the guy just says "no homo" while raping him.
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>>71179
Everything is an edit of everything else
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>>71186
I'm just saying. It's one of our classics on /fit/.

especially after the "no homo" pasta
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i know i dont draw well but i want /lit/ to have a tan
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>>65591
this, essentially holds true.
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/mu/-tan isn't a mean person, he's just so used to being universally hated by all the other boards (sans /lit/ and /sp/) that he is just tsundere as fuck
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>>71848
>>64420
>>64463

So we've got a lot of depictions of /mu/ right now, and every single one of them seems to be different from the other. Boy, this is gonna be tough to pick out.

Most of them are here: http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/list/mu/1
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>>71937
Thanks for the link, I didn't know it existed.
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>no /mu/
I am kinda interested in seeing that.
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I saw threads all over /tg/ last week about breaking up with /x/ (who is really /b/ wearing /x/'s skin, since /x/ moved to /tg/'s basement after the raids) and trying to hook up with every other board.

Some troll mentioned trying to pair up /tg/ with /mlp/.

As long as the -tans don't drop the quality of the boards, I'm fine with them. But the -tan meta BS was the only thing on /tg/'s page 0 other than quest threads. Don't do that, guys. To any board.
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>>65544
>>65515
>>65139
and the guy who drew that and many others
3 angled blue

is dead in a car accident
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>>72146
Speaking of which, is there any -tan for /mlp/ yet?

That'd be kinda funny to see.
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>>62767
>Implying Moot would ever make a board for this type of faggotry
>>>/i/
>>>/ic/
>>>/b/
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>>72314
This is just a thread for general board-tan pictures, what the hell are you posting on?
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>>72290
some kind of grown up woman pretending to be /c/ age, with childish attitude and everything often mourning for attention, younger sister of /co/ which lived on the same room for while until he got tired of it's attention whoring problema and banish her to a rom near /v/ and /b/?
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>>72344
Your threads on the wrong goddang board, atleast take this shit to /co/ or some other fucking place
[spoiler]You won't be called faggots there[/spoiler]
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>>72290
Apparently she superglued a unicorn horn to her forehead and can't get it off. Hence the hat. It's a fedora as /mlp/ migrated from /co/ and /b/.
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>>72375
Eh, can't argue with that.

Board-tan threads get shouted out of every single board I frequent. But I don't visit /co/ that often, so it's a possibility.
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>>72290
Forgot to link. Read the description; it's so goddamn cancerous.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Board-tans/mlp
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>>71097
Anybody have the /a/ one?
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/jp/ ought to be attpting to open a portal by drowning a Japanese bird in her own piss
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>>72434
That one can actually also be applied to /a/.
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>>72434
screw /a/ they've hated /v/ since katawa shoujo came out.

/trv/ is our buddy board now
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/v/ no longer needs that weeaboo hussy /a/

We got cool bros now.
/fit/ and /mu/ and apparently /trv/ according to this dude>>72787

Fuck you /a/
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>>72616
I meant there is an /a/ version where they talk about Eva (might be the original).


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