Official 4chan Deletion thread! Vol#001Come here for all discussion related to deleting 4chan from the face of the earth.Benefits of deleting 4chan:>Quality of content will increase by 100%>No more filling out those pesky reCaptchas>Boards like /pol/, /a/, /sp/, /mu/ and /v/ will get cleaned up.>Everyone who belongs on Reddit, will go back to Reddit>Everyone who belongs in Gaia, will go back to GaiaWays deleting 4chan will benefit 4chan staff:>moot no longer loses money>moderators and janitors will be able to do less work than they did beforeTODAY'S TOPIC: Discuss how deleting 4chan will benefit your quality of life in ways like:***Increase your chances of going outside***Increase your chances of visiting a website made after 2005***The possibility of being productive (doing anything that isn't posting on 4chan)Administrator Reply: >>116554
Ha, you're hilarious.
I like thisBravo OP, Bravo
So epic a thread!! Ironic too!!!!! epic for the win!! teh caek is a lie!!!
>>115971I hope you're happy knowing that you actually made this thread a lot worse than it was
>>115971I assure you I'm quite serious.>>115962No need to thank me.
This isn't actually a bad idea, OP! I'd certainly have lots more time to...1: Play computer solitaire2: Play internet backgammon3: Fap more4: Surf for real porn instead of garbage, underage 4chan "porn"5: I could... I could... Look out a window! 6: I could actually *do* something besides sit on my ass for hours at a time!Yes! Yours is an absolutely smashing, brilliant idea! Let's do it! Let's delete 4chan off the face of the Earth!
I know my life would improve if 4chan was deleted.
>>115950Cons of deleting 4chan:I'd have to go to somethingawful or reddit.
But then Id actually do things. I dont like this idea at all.
It'd be sort of interesting. Probably a fair amount of people would try to make their own chans, and invite other chantards they knew to post there, so instead of one enormous English-language imageboard and a motley collection of small ones (with a handful of medium-size) we'd get this giant community of semi-active chans spread around the internet, which would also probably result in a lot of self-segregation from former 4channers so maybe some of them would actually be good
Anyone know any decent forums without a bunch of silly rules? Can I call someone a nigger anywhere else?
>>115950It would be a magnificent diaspora of angry basement dwelling nerds, trampling the Internet, raping and pillaging as they seek out a new home.Not a half bad idea!
>>116554You know you want to do it.
I'd like to see the mods, just for a day, turn the sight into 1 board, and see what abomination springs forward.
>>116554lel>>116578now that would be funny
>>116578Everyone on /b/
>>116554Do it moot.Let the hate flow through you. You alone can change the face of the internet as we know it. You have the power.
>>116554This man knows his product.He's breaking himself to save the internet.Truly, you are a selfless giver, m00tJesus
>>116554Not to mention small niche board communities saddened and disappointed to have lost their homes.
>>116578This.Moot, do this for for April fools.
>>116554Contribute to the experiment. Just one day.
>>116578I like this. I like it a lot. Though make it 2 or 3 days. It would be a glorious, magnificent clusterfuck of hell. But damn it would be fun.
This is /q/'s most natural final solution to all the problems.Getting rid of the whole site.Bravo.
>>116554The shockwave would be glorious. Ponychan would be overrun by butthurt bronies, 9fag would be filled with self-appointed "victory" celebrations, and promptly ripped to shreds by the wave of furious /b/tards trying to go down with a fight.But as funny as it would be, one great evil would come from deleting this website...An evil that makes me sick to my stomach...People would rush to SA, and Lowtax would get m-money.
One day, the mods should just change the boards around. Make it so clicking or typing to go to /v/ will take you to /r/, /r/ to /adv/, etc...
>>116554>diasporaI learned a new word today, pretty sure I've never even HEARD it before, much less understood it.
>>117041well, you're a retard
>>116554>implying 4chan userbase has the tenacity to do such a thing
