Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:30 No.15954965

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:30 No.15954965

>>15954930 (OP)
You're to masculine, all you need now is to big up hunting and get a lumberjacking job.
You'll be the pinnacle of men.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:31 No.15954980

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:31 No.15954980

>Am I just too sophisticated for girls these days?

Nope, you're just a fucking dicktard. I wouldn't worry about it, you'll fit right in in the USA once you're big enough to see over those cigars.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:31 No.15954994

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:31 No.15954994

Replies: >>15955155

>>15954930 (OP)
How many fedoras do you own

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:31 No.15955004

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:31 No.15955004

Replies: >>15955297

Move to a Republican state and get your self a Texas QT.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:32 No.15955014

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:32 No.15955014

Replies: >>15955155

>20 years old
>sophisticated

both sad and hilarious at the same time, pick up your fedora and gtfo

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:32 No.15955020

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:32 No.15955020

Replies: >>15955115

I bet you wear a fedora too

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:32 No.15955028

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:32 No.15955028

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Pic related, its you.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:33 No.15955044

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:33 No.15955044

Replies: >>15955076 >>15955099 >>15955975 >>15956241 >>15956294 >>15958450

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Hi OP,

If what you're saying is true (everything said on /pol/ is true, amirite?)

I has a question.

I was golfing two days ago and was having trouble hitting the ball with my 3 wood while smoking my cigar.

Do you have any tips? I tried putting it on the golf cart, but ewww.....don't want germs on my cigar.

I would put it in the grass, but the golf course has a fuckton of geese......and don't want bird shit touching my cigar.


So how do smoke a cigar and able to swing a golf club?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:33 No.15955058

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:33 No.15955058

What kind of republican?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:34 No.15955076

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:34 No.15955076

>>15955044
Make your manservant hold it dumbass. God.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:34 No.15955099

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:34 No.15955099

Replies: >>15955296

>>15955044

....and if I put the cigar in my mouth, the smoke blows in my face.

I take upwards of 30 seconds to take my shots, sometimes a minute.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:35 No.15955115

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:35 No.15955115

Replies: >>15955196 >>15955197 >>15955208 >>15955380

>>15955020
>>15955079

Fedoras are liberal you morons

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:35 No.15955155

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:35 No.15955155

Replies: >>15955239 >>15955262

>>15954994
>>15955014
No I don't wear fedoras or suits.
I wear tennis and you can say preppy clothes.

It's just sad that girls these days are into small, fat, shitskins, who watch basketball, or shop at walmart

I seriously thought females loved guys with hobbies

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:36 No.15955169

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:36 No.15955169

>>>/r9k/

OP
06/23/13(Sun)16:36 No.15955196

OP 06/23/13(Sun)16:36 No.15955196

Replies: >>15955246

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>>15955115
>Ughh the world doesn't understand me
>Uggghhh why am I so classy while everyone else is just trashy

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:36 No.15955197

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:36 No.15955197

>>15955115
Nope.

>actually believing this

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:36 No.15955205

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:36 No.15955205

>>15954930 (OP)
$99 says you own at least one fedora.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:37 No.15955208

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:37 No.15955208

Replies: >>15955315 >>15958185 >>15958368

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>>15955115
>only liberals can be fedora-wearing aspies

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:37 No.15955229

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:37 No.15955229

>>15954930 (OP)
>My kind of fun is playing chess in a private lounge while smoking cigars and drinking whiskey
Feels like you are trying too hard.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:37 No.15955239

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:37 No.15955239

Replies: >>15955400

>>15955155
no, you are just probably ugly

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:38 No.15955246

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:38 No.15955246

>>15955196
>implying he implied that he was asking either of these

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:38 No.15955262

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:38 No.15955262

Replies: >>15955470

>>15955155
>I seriously thought females loved guys with hobbies
How? Your hobbies take your time and money away from her. Woman usually do hate all kinds of hobbies, even if yours is manly and not something like videogames.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:38 No.15955269

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:38 No.15955269

>>15954930 (OP)
Yes, that's it.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:39 No.15955296

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:39 No.15955296

Replies: >>15955416

>>15955099
>worried about smoke in his face

Newfag smoker detected.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:39 No.15955297

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:39 No.15955297

>>15955004
>implying Texas won't be a socialist democrat shithole after Obama makes all the illegals legal
>implying Texas won't be a socialist democrat shithole in one more generation of legal Mexicants even if immigration reform fails

god you white people are delusional. Its over rednecks. Just give up.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:39 No.15955315

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:39 No.15955315

Replies: >>15955447

>>15955208
Can't believe he's 26

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:40 No.15955328

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:40 No.15955328

Replies: >>15958094

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>OP

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:40 No.15955332

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:40 No.15955332

>>15954930 (OP)

Your latent homosexuality is showing.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:40 No.15955349

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:40 No.15955349

Why is shit like this on /pol/? No one gives a fuck about your life, go to /soc/ if you want to be a fucking attention whore.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:40 No.15955353

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:40 No.15955353

Replies: >>15955394

OP is a complete tool.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:41 No.15955380

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:41 No.15955380

>>15955115
No, fedoras are for all autistic narcissists.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:41 No.15955381

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:41 No.15955381

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>>15954930 (OP)
>golfing with a watch on
Everyone look at this white trash.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:41 No.15955385

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:41 No.15955385

Replies: >>15956218

OP are you rich? If not then your "sophistication" doesn't matter.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:41 No.15955394

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:41 No.15955394

Replies: >>15955430 >>15955510

>>15955353
tools are actually useful

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:41 No.15955400

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:41 No.15955400

Replies: >>15955708 >>15958247 >>15958841

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>>15955239

Let's theoretically assume that you are right for a second. Now, girls don't go for looks (sure it helps especially in the beginning but it's not the most important aspect).

Tfw I don't even look at shitskin, short, or fat girls anymore haha

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:42 No.15955416

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:42 No.15955416

Replies: >>15955936

>>15955296

Cigars, yes.

Cigarettes, just kicked a 20 year bad habit

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:42 No.15955430

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:42 No.15955430

>>15955394
>Republicans
>useful

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:43 No.15955447

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:43 No.15955447

Replies: >>15955491

>>15955315
Because all the fedora memes are fake.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:43 No.15955470

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:43 No.15955470

>>15955262
then why the hell are women always clinging to guys who play sports?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:44 No.15955491

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:44 No.15955491

>>15955447
I wish. Lost an old friend to fedoraism.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:44 No.15955510

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:44 No.15955510

>>15955394
Is your aspiration to be a spanner?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:48 No.15955638

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:48 No.15955638

Replies: >>15955688

>>15954930 (OP)
>plutocracy
>glove too big
>putting with a glove
>golfing with a watch
>>>/b/

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:49 No.15955681

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:49 No.15955681

Replies: >>15955712 >>15955728 >>15955779 >>15955924 >>15956051 >>15956555 >>15958822

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me and my bros.

Guess which one is me?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:49 No.15955688

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:49 No.15955688

>>15955638
>>putting with a glove
he wants to cover the fact that he's actually black

possibly niger woods

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:50 No.15955708

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:50 No.15955708

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>>15955400
>girls don't go for looks

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:50 No.15955712

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:50 No.15955712

Replies: >>15955731 >>15955776

>>15955681
The faggot.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:50 No.15955728

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:50 No.15955728

>>15955681
You all look like insufferable cunts.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:50 No.15955731

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:50 No.15955731

>>15955712
Ding ding ding ding.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:51 No.15955754

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:51 No.15955754

>>15954930 (OP)

sounds you are just attempting to cultivate an image like every other young adult wanting to be unique

get real life experience for a decade and then we will see if you are sophisticated

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:51 No.15955767

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:51 No.15955767

what putter is that?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:52 No.15955776

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:52 No.15955776

>>15955712
which? there are 11 of them

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:52 No.15955779

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:52 No.15955779

>>15955681
VT's preppy olympics?
OP confirmed for the faggiest of faggots.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:52 No.15955783

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:52 No.15955783

Replies: >>15955846 >>15955898

>20 years old
>hardcore republican

Are you a fucking idiot? No one wants to hang out with a young conservative. Be a liberal until you're at least 30 then go conservative you fucking imbecile.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:52 No.15955808

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:52 No.15955808

Replies: >>15955998 >>15956011

OP all you are is a fucking poser. A fly by night jackass saving up his part time job paychecks to buy a polo from brooks brothers (which isn't even that expensive)

Footjoy makes the most shit golf equipment, and actual wealthy people don't sit around playing chess like faggots.

As a wealthy person who golfs legitimately and is legally able to drink i must say youre an obvious fucking poser. taking a picture while smoking a cigar in your shitty footjoy gloves during a golf outing, I'm sure your faggot frat brothers loved that upload, going out of your way to show you try to live that lifestyle shows you aren't accustomed to it.

Whatever you think you are OP, it's a farce. Women probably just think you're a faggot aspie.

Picking up some golf clubs and wearing mid-range clothes doesn't make you a man, it makes you a try-hard joke.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:53 No.15955846

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:53 No.15955846

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>>15955783
>Being this JIDF.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:54 No.15955881

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:54 No.15955881

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>>15954930 (OP)
Sophisticated would be if you strayed from the prescribed one-size-fits-all conservative personality. Chess, cigars, whiskey, WSJ. You shouldn't have trouble finding other people who are into this shit because it's cookie cutter fashion sold to you by the media.

Maybe, if you don't mind getting a little dirt on your driving gloves, you could start a vegetable garden, or foster a homeless cat, or go camping in the woods.

>b-but that wouldn't fit the style. H-how would people know I was sophisticated if I slept in a tent?

MFW a 20 year old considers himself "too sophisticated."

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:55 No.15955898

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:55 No.15955898

Replies: >>15956066 >>15956333 >>15956437

>>15955783
But why?
>I hate the poor and shitskins
>I want the military to keep advancing
>I am pro gun
>I want welfare and social security benefits to end
>free market capitalism is the best path to prosperity

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:55 No.15955915

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:55 No.15955915

>>15954930 (OP)
Isn't it odd that the only people who espouse Social Darwinism are those who never had to worry about a single god damned thing in their lives.

Oh the delicious tears, should you lose your fortune as the euthanasia truck rolls around.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:55 No.15955924

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:55 No.15955924

Replies: >>15956334 >>15958330

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>>15955681
The pet retard on the right?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:55 No.15955929

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:55 No.15955929

>>15954930 (OP)
you sound and look like a faggot

Go suck some jew cock, they love that shit, especially from right wing homosexuals such as yourself

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:56 No.15955936

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:56 No.15955936

Replies: >>15957634

>>15955416
Well, then, you're ok, then, mate. Congrats on kicking them. I could never get into cigars. I tried a couple and they're nice, but they get kind of stale towards the end. I get tired of them as they finish up.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:56 No.15955960

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:56 No.15955960

Replies: >>15956179 >>15957677

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You sound like a muslim.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:57 No.15955975

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:57 No.15955975

>>15955044
Quit smoking while you play.
Smoke after the game. Only smoke while you're playing if you've grown so accustomed to smoking cigars that doing so is second nature and you don't even notice problems like this.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:57 No.15955989

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:57 No.15955989

>>15954930 (OP)

What the fuck is wrong with you, nigger?

You're doing everything backwards. All the shit that you mentioned in your post should be taken up no earlier than 45 years of age. At 20, you should be fucking, drinking, and enjoying your youth while you still can.

Right now, you're wasting the best years of your life on shit that is reserved for the old farts whose youth is long gone. I know you want to be a sophisticated faggot, but for the love of Christ, stop being such a turd and live a little.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:57 No.15955994

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:57 No.15955994

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>>15954930 (OP)
is this you by any chance?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:57 No.15955998

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:57 No.15955998

>>15955808
OP here.
None of the pictures in this thread are of me or made by me. Do a reverse google image search, sir.

Second, you say that you are wealthy. Can you elaborate how you spend your time and if possible touch upon how you're doing with the ladies.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:58 No.15956011

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:58 No.15956011

>>15955808
10/10 I'm a fucking poorfag, and OP you sound like a massive faggot.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:58 No.15956012

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:58 No.15956012

>>15954930 (OP)
>fedora aficionado

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:59 No.15956051

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:59 No.15956051

>>15955681
The edgy one with his back to the camera.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:59 No.15956065

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:59 No.15956065

>>15954930 (OP)
your glove is too big
>but you didn't take that picture

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:59 No.15956066

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:59 No.15956066

>>15955898
>I hate the poor
Why man? Just because we weren't born permanently attached to the tit?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:01 No.15956132

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:01 No.15956132

>>15954930 (OP)
>I'm 20 years old
>My kind of fun is playing chess in a private lounge while smoking cigars

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:02 No.15956179

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:02 No.15956179

>>15955960

THAT GIF IS HORRIBLE

WHAT A REPUGNANT HUMAN BEING

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:02 No.15956205

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:02 No.15956205

>>15954930 (OP)
>20 years old
>drinking whiskey

aren't you too young for booze, kiddo?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:03 No.15956218

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:03 No.15956218

>>15955385
This. Unless you're actually rich, pretending to be sophisticated will just ostracize you from everyone else. Not to say that you can't be well read, and have a large vocabulary, but everyone will hate you if you show up at a middle-class party wearing your faggot pseudo-rich persona.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:03 No.15956241

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:03 No.15956241

>>15955044

Stick it up your ass.

By now, you're probably used to having things up there, and the germs on there will be yours, so there's no need to fret.

PUA
06/23/13(Sun)17:05 No.15956294

PUA 06/23/13(Sun)17:05 No.15956294

Replies: >>15956388

>>15955044
Behind the ear for that "working class" appeal. Chicks dig it.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:06 No.15956333

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:06 No.15956333

Replies: >>15957164

>>15955898

>actually HATING the poor

Wow, what a faggot.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:06 No.15956334

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:06 No.15956334

>>15955924
>Wearing a suit coat as though it's a sport coat
>Jorts
>2013

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:07 No.15956388

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:07 No.15956388

Replies: >>15956481 >>15956610

>>15956294

You can't put a cigar behind your ear unless you're Dumbo or some shit.

Cigarettes, yes. Cigars, no.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:08 No.15956437

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:08 No.15956437

>>15955898
>I hate the poor and shitskins

When Dad cuts you off and pushes you out of the nest, you'll be singing a different tune, kid.

sage
sage 06/23/13(Sun)17:09 No.15956478

sage sage 06/23/13(Sun)17:09 No.15956478

OP is a fag.

20-year-old kids are retarded, but OP is a special kind of retard.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:10 No.15956481

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:10 No.15956481

Replies: >>15956623

>>15956388
>not being born to rich parents who paid to genetically engineer you to have big ears for convenient storage of tobacco products during patrician ball games

Pleb.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:12 No.15956555

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:12 No.15956555

>>15955681
>Wearing baseball caps with dressware

This is one of the few situations where a summer fedora would be appropriate.

Anonymous
sage 06/23/13(Sun)17:12 No.15956570

sage Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:12 No.15956570

you sound like a closet homo

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:13 No.15956610

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:13 No.15956610

Replies: >>15956978

>>15956388
Whatever you do, don't do it with cigarillos. You'll look like a fucking nigger. Hell, don't smoke cigarillos at all.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:13 No.15956623

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:13 No.15956623

>>15956481

Any rich parent that does that is based as fuck.

"Son, even though your mother and I are very rich, we didn't want you to grow up to be a faggot who coasts through life, so we decided to give you gigantic ears. Sure, the kids are going to make fun of you, but you need some adversity in your life."

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:19 No.15956837

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:19 No.15956837

>>15954930 (OP)
How is it? Being such a faggot

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:20 No.15956868

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:20 No.15956868

Replies: >>15956957 >>15956961 >>15957245 >>15958890

>>15954930 (OP)

You've got a long way to go, kid.

>I'm 46 years old.
>I'm so right-wing that I make Hitler look like Gandhi.
>I believe that anyone making less than $100,000 a year should be involuntarily sterilized.
>My kind of fun is making people like you do my landscaping.
>I buy virgins imported from Balkan states.

I'd tell you to get on my level, but you wouldn't know where to begin.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:21 No.15956907

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:21 No.15956907

>>15954930 (OP)
>sophisticated
7/10, made me laugh

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:21 No.15956910

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:21 No.15956910

>>15954930 (OP)
just be gay, (no homo)

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:23 No.15956957

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:23 No.15956957

Replies: >>15957168

>>15956868
>fucking slavs
that's pretty pleb bro

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:23 No.15956961

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:23 No.15956961

Replies: >>15957210

>>15956868
Hitler was a socialist though.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:23 No.15956978

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:23 No.15956978

Replies: >>15957012 >>15957035 >>15957043 >>15957080

>>15956610
what's wrong with cigarillos? Not OP, just a newfag smoker.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:24 No.15957012

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:24 No.15957012

Replies: >>15957048

>>15956978
>newfag smoker
Don't.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:24 No.15957035

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:24 No.15957035

>>15956978
They're for niggers and mexicans.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:25 No.15957043

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:25 No.15957043

>>15956978
>cigarillos
These are only good for one thing and that's after you take the tobacco out of them.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:25 No.15957048

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:25 No.15957048

Replies: >>15957097 >>15957120

>>15957012
I'm already stopping, on my last pack and don't want to waste them by throwing them away.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:26 No.15957080

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:26 No.15957080

Replies: >>15957324

>>15956978
Cigarillos have an inferior taste to cigars and make you look like a faggot who couldn't handle/procure an actual cigar.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:27 No.15957097

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:27 No.15957097

Replies: >>15957202

>>15957048
>don't want to waste them by throwing them away.
You'll be smoking for a long time friend.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:27 No.15957120

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:27 No.15957120

>>15957048
What's the point bro, you already paid for them. Just keep them, as a reminder

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:28 No.15957164

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:28 No.15957164

>>15956333

Lmao, stay pleb walmart shopper.

Just stay pleb

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:28 No.15957168

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:28 No.15957168

>>15956957
>that's pretty pleb

...for you.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:28 No.15957178

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:28 No.15957178

>>15954930 (OP)

Start working out, also think about dating Asian women. Not the sucky sucky three dollar pinoys or the desperate rice rocket hanger ons but you can plenty of well raised ones especially in America.

70% of western white women are fucking disgusting sluts or pigs not worth anything other than fucking and chucking.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957190

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957190

>>15957133
>well raised
>especially in America

lol

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957193

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957193

Replies: >>15957344 >>15957398

Cigars taste like ass. Smoke a pipe. That's real class right there

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957199

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957199

Replies: >>15957247 >>15957272

>>15954930 (OP)
>19 year old white
>fiscal conservative
>believe in social darwinism, currently reading up on economics as I know almost nothing on it
>my kind of fun is playing pool, cigars, weed, and some drinking (never drunk)
Looking for girls is impossible because all of them are whores or simply uninterested in any of this.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957200

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957200

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nothing hotter than smoking cigars with my girlfriends while getting a bj

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957202

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957202

Replies: >>15957283

>>15957097
I take long breaks in between ones to make sure the addiction is mild.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957210

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957210

Replies: >>15957299

>>15956961

>he thinks Nazism has anything to do with socialism

My sides!

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957217

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957217

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op is literally pj o'rourke

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:30 No.15957231

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:30 No.15957231

you sound like a neckbeard or a homo or both

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:30 No.15957245

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:30 No.15957245

>>15956868

69edgy88me

sure thing buddy, cuckold detected.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:30 No.15957247

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:30 No.15957247

>>15957199
>19 year old white
>fiscal conservative
>believe in social darwinism

I'd bet good money that you're upper-middle class or above.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:30 No.15957254

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:30 No.15957254

So since OP is a fedora wearer, what is real "sophistication" /pol/?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:30 No.15957269

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:30 No.15957269

>>15954930 (OP)
Nah, your just looking in the wrong places. And if that is a pic of you, nice Daytona man.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:31 No.15957272

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:31 No.15957272

>>15957199
welcome to the playboy club bro.
Where about do you live?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:31 No.15957283

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:31 No.15957283

Replies: >>15957308

>>15957202
That is much much worse.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:31 No.15957285

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:31 No.15957285

>>15954930 (OP)
You might have an easier time getting laid if you weren't an autistic fedora wearing poser faggot

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:31 No.15957299

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:31 No.15957299

Replies: >>15957544

>>15957210
>what's the third position guise?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:32 No.15957308

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:32 No.15957308

Replies: >>15957375

>>15957283
whys that?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:32 No.15957324

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:32 No.15957324

Replies: >>15957364

>>15957080

>2013

>not enjoying a nigger stick while doing chores & later enjoying a full bodied cigar.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:32 No.15957330

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:32 No.15957330

Replies: >>15957604

>declaring allegiance with a political party instead of forming your own opinions on an issue-by-issue basis
>thinking that the free market can truly create a stable economy
>thinking that chess, cigars, and whiskey make you "classy"
>looking at someone for the clothes they wear and not what their ideals and personality are.

You're not too sophisticated, just too much of a tryhard aristocrat. Do you also wear an ivy cap and have a past filled with neglect from your parents?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:33 No.15957344

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:33 No.15957344

Replies: >>15957398 >>15957462

>>15957193
This. I used to smoke cigars and moved to pipe tobacco and it is more enjoyable and tastes better to me as I'm drinking a glass of Ardbeg.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:33 No.15957364

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:33 No.15957364

Replies: >>15957480

>>15957324
>2013

>doing chores

Bloody peasant.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:33 No.15957375

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:33 No.15957375

Replies: >>15957454

>>15957308
You're already addicted you just don't know it yet. Taking your time to finish the pack just mean you want to make them last as long as possible.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:34 No.15957388

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:34 No.15957388

No. You're just a wannabe bourgeoisie faggot.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:34 No.15957398

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:34 No.15957398

Replies: >>15957478 >>15957506

>>15957344
>>15957193

>pipe smoking

>2013

>toplel

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:36 No.15957454

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:36 No.15957454

>>15957375
then I'll finish them off tonight, only got like 4 left.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:36 No.15957462

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:36 No.15957462

>>15957344
That sounds great. I need to pick up some higher end pipe tobacco soon.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:36 No.15957478

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:36 No.15957478

>>15957398
muh date. how could someone do something in 2013

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:36 No.15957480

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:36 No.15957480

>>15957364

Chores: A routine task.

not being man enough to handle business,

I bet I can confuse your hands for a 14 year old girl.

0/10

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:36 No.15957485

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:36 No.15957485

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GTFO OP

You try hard are the most annoying shit ever. Maybe if you actually hung around the rich and powerful you'd know this.

The more you talk about money, the less of it you have.

> pic related what you would ACTUALLY be doing if you were 20 and sophisticated, instead of being an aspie try hard

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:37 No.15957506

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:37 No.15957506

Replies: >>15957542

>>15957398
You're just jealous of all my class I have.
stay mad pleb

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:38 No.15957542

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:38 No.15957542

>>15957506

>trying this hard

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:38 No.15957544

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:38 No.15957544

Replies: >>15957655

>>15957299

>he thinks the "third position" isn't a fancy label for right-wing authoritarianism that was coined by kids who don't understand politics

My sides!

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:38 No.15957563

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:38 No.15957563

Replies: >>15957666

>>15954930 (OP)
tfw I'm 20 years old white male
>tfw I'm a 19 year old arabic male
I'm a hardcore Republican and read Wall Street Journal
>I'm a Social Democrat who'd love to be on wall street instead of reading about it.
I believe in free market capitalism, plutocracy, and Social Darwinism
>I believe in the regulated (drugs are ok/prostitution/guns even autos with permits/information exchange-tier) free market technocracy/socialism/meritocracy and safety nets
My kind of fun is playing chess in a private lounge while smoking cigars and drinking whiskey
>my kind of fun is whipping my s600(hand me down) around the town and being drug free
>I'm interested in girls who wear conservative clothes and have good skin
There's our comparison on why I'm better than OP folks

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:39 No.15957604

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:39 No.15957604

>>15957330
>If I form my own opinions, will I be elected to Congress?

>I never said anything about stable economy. I care about me only, if that means
>fuck over anyone anytime to help me make more, then be it.

>You're thinking that. I am just enjoying these activities, while they might be out of >league for you

>Clothes say a lot about people. If you see a girl half naked with shit make up, >9/10 she is not worth my time.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:40 No.15957634

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:40 No.15957634

>>15955936
>smoking them to the end
I can't even...

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:40 No.15957655

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:40 No.15957655

Replies: >>15957738

>>15957544
>I'm being a fucking retard

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:41 No.15957666

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:41 No.15957666

>>15957563
>cut sandnigger
NOPE

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:41 No.15957677

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:41 No.15957677

Replies: >>15957799 >>15957864 >>15958937

>>15955960

Oh my god am I sick? I lold at this. I actually laughed out loud at this.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:41 No.15957699

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:41 No.15957699

Any good recommendation of whiskey or cigar brands?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:42 No.15957738

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:42 No.15957738

Replies: >>15957870

>>15957655

>he can't refute the central point because he knows it's true

My sides!

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:44 No.15957799

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:44 No.15957799

Replies: >>15957864

>>15957677
Then we are both sick

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:45 No.15957864

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:45 No.15957864

>>15957677
>>15957799
Niggers spotted.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:46 No.15957870

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:46 No.15957870

>>15957738
What, that Mussolini was just a kid who didn't understand politics but somehow became the leader of Italy or that Hitler's National Revolution was cementing the power of the landed gentry and Prussian aristocracy? Your point is as sucking retarded as you are.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:46 No.15957892

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:46 No.15957892

>>15954930 (OP)
>playing chess in a private lounge while smoking cigars
So, when can we hang out?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:49 No.15957993

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:49 No.15957993

>plutocracy

Jew please leave

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:50 No.15958058

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:50 No.15958058

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>Wall Street Journal

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:51 No.15958094

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:51 No.15958094

>>15955328
awesome pic tbh, as long as he doesnt take that seriously :=)

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:53 No.15958185

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:53 No.15958185

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>>15955208

>Trying to finish the first draft of my e-book entitled Serfdom in Equestria, an expose on the liberal agenda slowly eroding freedom in the My Little Pont universe.

i cant i really cant... my sides have left this side of the cosmo and have been elevated to divine status

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:55 No.15958247

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:55 No.15958247

>>15955400

fratty as fuck

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:57 No.15958313

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:57 No.15958313

>>15954930 (OP)
You're a smug faggot.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:57 No.15958330

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:57 No.15958330

>>15955924
Not Frat

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:58 No.15958368

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:58 No.15958368

>>15955208
that's a troll account.


>http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=42906815

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:58 No.15958378

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:58 No.15958378

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Its like Im really on TFM!

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:00 No.15958450

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:00 No.15958450

>>15955044

Make the pledge hold it you fucking geed

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:01 No.15958501

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:01 No.15958501

Replies: >>15958812 >>15958815

You're the socioeconomic version of a fedora wearing atheist, obviously narcissistic and retarded to boot.

>My kind of fun is playing chess in a private lounge while smoking cigars and drinking whiskey

Lel. 2deep4me

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:02 No.15958546

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:02 No.15958546

Replies: >>15958799 >>15959374

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>>15954930 (OP)
>>I'm interested in girls who wear conservative clothes and have fair skin


But soroity girls are nothing but materialistic gold digging vapid cunts who spend their free time either spending their fathers/boyfriends/husbands money on expensive and petty things or snorting cocaine

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:08 No.15958773

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:08 No.15958773

Try an older woman OP. You might not get exactly what you want looks wise, but at least she will get you a little more.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:08 No.15958799

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:08 No.15958799

Replies: >>15959078

>>15958546

or having/wanting sex

all good things that you should take advantage of while its still available

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:09 No.15958812

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:09 No.15958812

>>15958501
>You're the socioeconomic version of a fedora wearing atheist, obviously narcissistic and retarded to boot.
yeah pretty much this, OP. or you could join the young republicans clubs and meet other lolbertarians.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:09 No.15958815

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:09 No.15958815

>>15958501
...

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:09 No.15958822

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:09 No.15958822

>>15955681

Whoa bro! Total Frat move right there! I bet all the slampieces sucked your fratcock that night!

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:10 No.15958841

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:10 No.15958841

>>15955400
So you're just ugly then. top lel

Blackblade
06/23/13(Sun)18:10 No.15958859

Blackblade 06/23/13(Sun)18:10 No.15958859

Replies: >>15958996

>>15954930 (OP)
Go to church, not the club to meet a woman like that.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:10 No.15958870

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:10 No.15958870

>>15954930 (OP)
No, you're just trying too hard.

Blackblade
06/23/13(Sun)18:11 No.15958890

Blackblade 06/23/13(Sun)18:11 No.15958890

>>15956868
>46 years old

Stopped believing it right there.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:11 No.15958900

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:11 No.15958900

>>15954930 (OP)
I love you and aspire to be like you.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:12 No.15958937

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:12 No.15958937

>>15957677
The dog was partying hard in the basement

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:14 No.15958996

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:14 No.15958996

Replies: >>15959156 >>15959298

>>15958859

See but I would have to put up with the 'no sex until marriage crap'

I am a playboy for god's sakes

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:18 No.15959078

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:18 No.15959078

Replies: >>15959243

>>15958799

They will only have sex with you if you come from a super rich family

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:18 No.15959080

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:18 No.15959080

This thread: guaranteed replies

/pol/tards are so easily trolled, it's sort of pathetic

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:20 No.15959156

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:20 No.15959156

>>15958996
Then go to a Catholic church. They might act all hoity-toity but they're really full of shit. The womyn will still sleep with you.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:20 No.15959159

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:20 No.15959159

>>15954930 (OP)
>Wearing a glove on the green

Get a load of this pleb

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:23 No.15959243

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:23 No.15959243

Replies: >>15959343

>>15959078

buddy come to college you seriously have no idea what youre talking about

Blackblade
06/23/13(Sun)18:24 No.15959298

Blackblade 06/23/13(Sun)18:24 No.15959298

>>15958996
You clearly aren't a playboy if you can only look forward to Rosey Palm and her five sisters.

>Wanting sophistication
>Expecting common gutter trash.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:26 No.15959343

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:26 No.15959343

Replies: >>15959384

>>15959243

I am in college and in a fraternity. These soroity girls will only fuck rich guys.

Im sure the lower tiers ones dont do this

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:27 No.15959374

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:27 No.15959374

>>15958546
Shit vehicles, houses and yards in the background confirms the statement to be true.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:27 No.15959384

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:27 No.15959384

>>15959343

same here

shouldve rushed pike

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:32 No.15959528

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:32 No.15959528

OP, women hate you because you're a phony douche who latches onto nostalgia from an era before your time in order to feel superior.

At one time, women were attracted to men who smoked cigars in a private lounge. However, these men were also good looking, wealthy, mature, intelligent, and masters at socialization. From what I can tell OP, you are none of these things. I doubt you've ever even drank whiskey or played chess in a private lounge.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:35 No.15959623

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:35 No.15959623

>22 once upper now lower mid class white male
>Play golf on occasion
>read alt press and huffington post
>believe the poor are drugged out gimme gimmes and the rich are a hard headed trainwreck waiting to happen
> smoke ciggarettes
>paying my way through college
> drink jim bean and jack from the bottle
> havent had a problem getting laid since i was 16

I can do the basic same shit as you and be more successful. Maybe you just suck OP