Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:10 No.14705589

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:10 No.14705589

Replies: >>14705644 >>14705756 >>14706041 >>14706136

>>14705299 (OP)

Not many jobs. Lots of religious nuts. Cringe-worthy accents. Willful ignorance and denial of science rampant. Blindly patriotic.

But no liberalism - got me there. You won't hear talk of cyberbullying, organic food, or hurt feelings. Guns welcome and not taboo.

Maybe in an end of world scenario - even then, not my top pick.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:12 No.14705644

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:12 No.14705644

Replies: >>14706136

>>14705589
>Not many jobs
Haha. This. I'm trying to think of all the Missourian Jobs I can. I'm pretty sure I've come up with all three of them: farmer, farmer, and farmer.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:15 No.14705756

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:15 No.14705756

>>14705589
It's not Missouri, but I lived nearby, in Kansas, for most of my childhood. People didn't seem to have 'cringe worthy accents' there.

Also, what do you mean 'cringeworthy'? Southern accents are extremely sexy.

>tfw you have no cutie pi southern girlfriend.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:18 No.14705868

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:18 No.14705868

Replies: >>14705930

it's got a lot of carted fatties chomping down fried raviolis
like op, who probably looks like the mountain dew wizard guy

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:19 No.14705914

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:19 No.14705914

Replies: >>14705982 >>14706179 >>14706570

>>14705299 (OP)
actually its the south so theres tons of black people relative to many other parts of the country. why not move to new hampshire? very free state with 97% white people no sales tax and average income is like 90k a year

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:19 No.14705930

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:19 No.14705930

Replies: >>14706044 >>14706144

>>14705868
OP here. It's funny, because I actually did just have some ravioli for dinner. I'm not fat though. 120 lbs, 5'6.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:21 No.14705982

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:21 No.14705982

>>14705914
Not OP, but I always thought of it as Midwest.

A girl that will break the rul(...) !!HoD47VKsSK0
05/25/13(Sat)23:22 No.14706010

A girl that will break the rules !!HoD47VKsSK0 05/25/13(Sat)23:22 No.14706010

Replies: >>14706222 >>14706226

Too many obese sheep.
Swamp lands.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:23 No.14706041

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:23 No.14706041

>>14705589
>Missouri
>cringe-worthy accents
I don't think you've ever been to Missouri.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:23 No.14706044

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:23 No.14706044

>>14705930
>120 lbs, 5'6.

HAHAHAHA. Manlet.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:23 No.14706064

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:23 No.14706064

Replies: >>14706215

I already deal with enough christfags and also literally almost no one here is inbred.

But we all do talk funny, white Alabama isn't that bad honestly. Just keep out of Anniston, parts of Birmingham, and Montgomery. Seriously the rural areas out here are nice if you own a car, and many blacks here know there place

Jobs are findable in healthcare, service workers, construction, etc.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:25 No.14706136

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:25 No.14706136

>>14705589
>>14705644
Kansas City here, you are both so wrong. Farming is on the way out, and while its true there are many small towns and farms though out MO, you would be retarded to live anywhere else.

>dat feel when glorious google fiber.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:25 No.14706144

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:25 No.14706144

>>14705930
>5'6.
wtf. Are you a female or something? God I hope so.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:26 No.14706179

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:26 No.14706179

Replies: >>14706436

>>14705914
>Missouri is the south
>it's mostly black
Outside of St. Louis city, there's really not a lot of blacks here. The ones you see out in the St. Louis suburbs are all essentially white-ized too. Also, ever heard of the Gateway to the West? Missouri isn't the South. Fuck off, you ignorant idiot.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:26 No.14706184

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:26 No.14706184

Replies: >>14706265

>>14705801
Did you have that made already or did you make it in the 14 minutes this thread was up?

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:27 No.14706215

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:27 No.14706215

Replies: >>14706451

>>14706064
How is Alabama? I've got a good job offer down in Mobile and I'm seriously considering moving.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:27 No.14706222

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:27 No.14706222

>>14706010
What swamp lands?

Xen0m0rpH !QFjgKKsUc6
05/25/13(Sat)23:27 No.14706226

Xen0m0rpH !QFjgKKsUc6 05/25/13(Sat)23:27 No.14706226

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>>14706010
>Swamp lands
>Missouri

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:27 No.14706241

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:27 No.14706241

ITT people who know nothing about a state try to guess what its like.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:28 No.14706250

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:28 No.14706250

>not living in a ritzy neighborhood in a major city

Stay pleb /pol/

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:28 No.14706265

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:28 No.14706265

Replies: >>14706299

>>14706184
I had a template ready that I use to make these kinds of images. I just edited it using MS paint and shit from google images.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:29 No.14706299

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:29 No.14706299

Replies: >>14706310 >>14706500

>>14706265
You do good work. Can you make an Iowa one?

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:29 No.14706310

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:29 No.14706310

>>14706299
Sure.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:30 No.14706330

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:30 No.14706330

Replies: >>14706358 >>14706360 >>14706396

Another Kansas Citian here, getting at least 10 years of google fiber for a flat $300....

Suck it broadband lackeys.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:30 No.14706358

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:30 No.14706358

>>14706330
$300... a month??

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:30 No.14706360

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:30 No.14706360

>>14706330
>tfw paying 100 per month for 30 megabits

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:31 No.14706374

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:31 No.14706374

Replies: >>14706431 >>14706471

I really want to live out in the middle of nowhere, but sadly that won't be possible with my chosen career path, which is very 'high-tech'.

Maybe if I figure out a way to work from home.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:31 No.14706386

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:31 No.14706386

Replies: >>14706487

>>14705801
St Louis does not represent MO, Kansas City does now.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:31 No.14706392

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:31 No.14706392

as a resident the only thing I can very much speak ill about is the weather. Extremely humid and hot summers and chilly winters. The people are friendly, the liberals are few and the BBQ is great.
Its a saying here that its hard to leave.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:31 No.14706396

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:31 No.14706396

>>14706330
tfw charter

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:32 No.14706431

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:32 No.14706431

Replies: >>14706485 >>14706486

>>14706374
What the fuck? St. Louis is not the middle of nowhere.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:32 No.14706436

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:32 No.14706436

Replies: >>14706506

>>14706179
kc has tons of blacks, as does the bootheel

jeff city and columbia area too

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:32 No.14706451

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:32 No.14706451

>>14706215
Mobile is pretty nice, I love the gulf coast. it's a tourist spot (look up gulf shores) where lots of sexy girls go to. Everything north of it is cotton fields. But south and east of it is party and beaches. Where do you live now? The only place other than here I'd want to live is southwest/norcal

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:32 No.14706458

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:32 No.14706458

Replies: >>14706499 >>14706552 >>14706598 >>14706658

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>typical Missouri wife material

AOC is 16, ftmfw!

Xen0m0rpH !QFjgKKsUc6
05/25/13(Sat)23:33 No.14706471

Xen0m0rpH !QFjgKKsUc6 05/25/13(Sat)23:33 No.14706471

>>14706374
Move to Springfield area.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:33 No.14706485

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:33 No.14706485

>>14706431
It is when you have no real experience outside of robotics.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:33 No.14706486

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:33 No.14706486

>>14706431
God Tier
Kansas City

Meh Tier
College towns

Shit Tier
Jefferson City
St Louis

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:33 No.14706487

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:33 No.14706487

Replies: >>14706534

>>14706386
A city overrun by spics with 'Kansas' in its name has never and will never represent anything besides Kansas or perhaps new mexico.

Xen0m0rpH !QFjgKKsUc6
05/25/13(Sat)23:33 No.14706499

Xen0m0rpH !QFjgKKsUc6 05/25/13(Sat)23:33 No.14706499

>>14706458
Hot, but not typical btw.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:33 No.14706500

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:33 No.14706500

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>>14706299
Btw, here's the original.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:33 No.14706502

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:33 No.14706502

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>that feel when I'm already living in Missouri.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:34 No.14706506

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:34 No.14706506

Replies: >>14706681

>>14706436
the blacks are not a big problem north of the river. where most everything important is.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:34 No.14706514

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:34 No.14706514

Replies: >>14706568 >>14706618

>>14705299 (OP)
I wouldn't make pro-missouri threads on 4chan. 4chan records all threads and sells them to the FBI/CIA for datamining purposes. They could easily use this info against you considering they're attempting to secede from the USA next year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrpDA7NVH3M

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:34 No.14706534

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:34 No.14706534

Replies: >>14706571 >>14706703

>>14706487
You do realize Kansas City is shared between two states.
You do realize there are more muslims and spics on the Kansas side right?

>tfw your talking out of your ass

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:35 No.14706550

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:35 No.14706550

Replies: >>14706587

the midwest is boring

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:35 No.14706552

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:35 No.14706552

>>14706458
MO here, 10/10 would bang.

Xen0m0rpH !QFjgKKsUc6
05/25/13(Sat)23:35 No.14706568

Xen0m0rpH !QFjgKKsUc6 05/25/13(Sat)23:35 No.14706568

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>>14706514
>They could easily use this info against you considering they're attempting to secede from the USA next year.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:35 No.14706570

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:35 No.14706570

>>14705914
>actually its the south
Neutral in the Civil War and created and maintained the Underground Railroad for freed slaves.

Kiss our Yankee ass, dixie shits.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:35 No.14706571

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:35 No.14706571

>>14706534
st louis is also in two states

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:35 No.14706572

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:35 No.14706572

awful weather
i prefer city life
the culture doesn't appeal to me

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:35 No.14706587

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:35 No.14706587

Replies: >>14706646 >>14706663 >>14706692

>>14706550
>deadly hurricanes every year
>everyone owns guns
>best news stories everyday

sure is boring

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:36 No.14706598

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:36 No.14706598

>>14706458
umm what is this from?

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:36 No.14706618

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:36 No.14706618

>>14706514
your post is literally cancer

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:36 No.14706620

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:36 No.14706620

MO just passed that gun law that repealed all gun laws to 1934.

fuck yes.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:37 No.14706646

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:37 No.14706646

>>14706587
>hurricanes
>midwest

jesus christ

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:37 No.14706658

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:37 No.14706658

Replies: >>14706693

>>14706458
if i can get that, i'd move in an instant. i'm guessing thats not a typical missouri girl

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:38 No.14706663

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:38 No.14706663

>>14706587
>hurricanes
in the midwest? wut?

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:38 No.14706681

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:38 No.14706681

>>14706506
Nothing important is north of the river. What, Hannibal? Truman? Jeff City? If glaciers returned to their former ice age locations, nothing of value would be lost.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:38 No.14706692

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:38 No.14706692

>>14706587
That sounds more like florida.

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:38 No.14706693

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:38 No.14706693

>>14706658
Depends on where you are. Cities not usually, but holy hell the towns that dot the state are full of them.

Source, personal experience

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:39 No.14706700

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:39 No.14706700

>Cardinals fans everywhere

yeah I'll pass

Anonymous
05/25/13(Sat)23:39 No.14706703

Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)23:39 No.14706703

>>14706534
You're only digging yourself a deeper hole.