Anonymous
04/14/13(Sun)23:59 No.12620918

Anonymous 04/14/13(Sun)23:59 No.12620918

Replies: >>12620935 >>12621083 >>12621685

Wow... Can those guys be any more stupid?

They chose a fucking retard as their next president, just like Mexico.

Anonymous
04/14/13(Sun)23:59 No.12620921

Anonymous 04/14/13(Sun)23:59 No.12620921

>>12620860 (OP)
1%

you mad

Anonymous
04/14/13(Sun)23:59 No.12620935

Anonymous 04/14/13(Sun)23:59 No.12620935

>>12620918
At least half the country is sane.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:00 No.12620952

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:00 No.12620952

Replies: >>12620971 >>12620989 >>12620990

Is he the one who though chavez was reborn as a bird?

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:01 No.12620971

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:01 No.12620971

Replies: >>12620999 >>12621044

>>12620952
And said bird spoke to him, yeah.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:01 No.12620976

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:01 No.12620976

>>12620860 (OP)
le happy Venezuelan merchant

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:01 No.12620981

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:01 No.12620981

Replies: >>12621693

They won y 230k votes. After taking 2 hours more than usual to publish the first report.

What does this Maduro say as his first presidential intervention?
>LOL WE FOUND SOME COLOMBIANS TRYING TO TAMPER WITH THE ELECTIONS

The fuck.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:01 No.12620985

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:01 No.12620985

It's time to hit the streets and make a colour revolution, venezuelan bros.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:01 No.12620989

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:01 No.12620989

Replies: >>12621044

>>12620952
I thought he was the one who said when Chavez died he convinced Jesus to elect a Latin American pope?

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:01 No.12620990

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:01 No.12620990

Replies: >>12621044

>>12620952

Yup and he also thinks that Chavez convinced god to have a Latin American pope after he died...

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:02 No.12620999

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:02 No.12620999

Replies: >>12621085

>>12620971
Care to elaborate?

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:02 No.12621012

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:02 No.12621012

Replies: >>12621053

>Capriles
>Winning
I laugh at those who thought that was possible.
Why would you want a right wing idiot, want to sell your resources to Shell and Exxon?

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:02 No.12621017

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:02 No.12621017

this is fun, they took 3 hours more than what it should to say "lol we won with 50,66%, ITS IRREVERSIBLE, VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN", and then they ask take all their shit serious.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:03 No.12621044

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:03 No.12621044

>>12620971
>>12620989
>>12620990
Well, at least he's not boring

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:03 No.12621053

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:03 No.12621053

>>12621012
He lost by 1%, ONE FUCKING PERCENT

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:03 No.12621055

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:03 No.12621055

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>>12620860 (OP)
Same Pope retard.
Mind control. Gets the retarded running around in circles.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:03 No.12621059

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:03 No.12621059

Bienvenido a bordo, mi amigo Venezolano.

Please to be leaving communism back in homeland, we have enough of those degenerate fucks here and the US only gifts us so much ammo.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:03 No.12621083

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:03 No.12621083

Replies: >>12621118 >>12621730

>>12620918
>They chose a fucking retard as their next president
Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, US too.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:03 No.12621085

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:03 No.12621085

Replies: >>12621431

>>12620999
He literally said a bird started to fly on top of him and he felt this bird was chavez himself giving him his blessing.

Total retard.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:04 No.12621118

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:04 No.12621118

Replies: >>12621268

>>12621083
Let's not forget Ecuador

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:04 No.12621125

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:04 No.12621125

Replies: >>12621218 >>12621240

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>Implying it wasn't all a ruse

C'mon. There's no democracy here, people.

I swear, I'll go to Florida and steal your jobs, americans. I'll even speak in spanish to piss you off.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:05 No.12621143

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:05 No.12621143

Replies: >>12621312 >>12621332

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Yay, the human race is saved!

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:07 No.12621218

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:07 No.12621218

>>12621125
>El Proximo Comandante.png
Stop.. It hurts too much

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:07 No.12621240

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:07 No.12621240

Replies: >>12621291

>>12621125
>Florida
You'll have to wrestle a cuban for my job, 'pendejo'.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:07 No.12621260

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:07 No.12621260

Replies: >>12621341

well im officially fucked cause my parents work there
now i might have to change of college fuck this shit and also my income is going to drop

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:08 No.12621268

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:08 No.12621268

>>12621118
What's that?

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:08 No.12621291

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:08 No.12621291

>>12621240
My pana, I won't need to wrestle. Obama will fight for me.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:09 No.12621312

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:09 No.12621312

Replies: >>12621371

>>12621143

fucking lel that number 7

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:09 No.12621322

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:09 No.12621322

Replies: >>12621722 >>12621741 >>12621746

Capriles is a USA-educated/backed Wall Street banker whore

VIVA MADURO

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:09 No.12621332

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:09 No.12621332

Replies: >>12621371 >>12621423

>>12621143
>La salvación de la raza humana

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJ

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:10 No.12621341

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:10 No.12621341

Replies: >>12621373

>>12621260
Nothing changed, your income will remain the same.
It's not like there was a sudden shift, it's the Chavez politics staying.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:10 No.12621371

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:10 No.12621371

>>12621312
>>12621332
HE'S THE HERO WE DESERVE
BUT NOT THE ONE WE NEED RIGHT NOW

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:10 No.12621373

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:10 No.12621373

>>12621341
>implying Maduro can handle the country
>implying the economy will not fall
>implying Chavez politics are staying

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:12 No.12621423

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:12 No.12621423

>>12621332
Chavez said the exact same thing, you know.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:12 No.12621428

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:12 No.12621428

>>12621378
Humanity's salvation, yup. That's a copy-paste from Chavez' campaign though

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:12 No.12621431

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:12 No.12621431

Replies: >>12621519 >>12621560

>>12621085
Not only that, but he literally *chirped* to the bird, as in he had a conversation with the bird by chirping because apparently he's highly skilled in making bird sounds.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:13 No.12621492

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:13 No.12621492

>>12621378

even people who don't know any Spanish could figure that out

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:14 No.12621519

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:14 No.12621519

>>12621431
Best part is, even after the whole country made fun on him because of the whole bird thing, he kept doing it. One of his colleagues ordered him to stop doing it.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:15 No.12621560

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:15 No.12621560

Replies: >>12621589

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>>12621431
nigga please tell me that's a joke. That's fucking gold man.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:16 No.12621589

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:16 No.12621589

Replies: >>12621642

>>12621560
It's real.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:17 No.12621606

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:17 No.12621606

You've got to give the guy some credit, he went from bus driver to president in pretty short time. Must of been quite a load of dicks he had to suck to climb that fast.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:17 No.12621636

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:17 No.12621636

Replies: >>12621819

>>12620860 (OP)
>I'm moving to Colombia.
I will gladly receive you Venebro if you're not commie scum.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:17 No.12621642

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:17 No.12621642

Replies: >>12621673

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>>12621589
But was he born under a double rainbow and invent unicorns?

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:17 No.12621643

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:17 No.12621643

Replies: >>12621687 >>12621694 >>12621781 >>12621813 >>12621846

crapiles (the only opposition) is a liberal capitalism jew by the way.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:18 No.12621673

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:18 No.12621673

>>12621642
No, but he can talk to birds.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:19 No.12621682

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:19 No.12621682

Replies: >>12621716 >>12621800

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>complete control of the media
>unfounded lies and boasts about taking out corrupt influences on the election
>successor of a hugely popular leader

>win by 1%

What a fucking retard, he shouldve just let bird Chavez run instead

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:19 No.12621685

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:19 No.12621685

>>12620918
hey, dude, Peña Nieto is a stupid illiterate ass, buuuuuuuuuut, he is a lot clever and intelligent compared to that crazy, illiterate fart Lopez Obrador

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:19 No.12621687

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:19 No.12621687

Replies: >>12621744

>>12621643
Better than a complete retard.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:19 No.12621693

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:19 No.12621693

>>12620981
That's because he was fucking cheating.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:19 No.12621694

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:19 No.12621694

Replies: >>12621911

>>12621643
It's better than the fucking Bird Whisperer

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:20 No.12621716

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:20 No.12621716

>>12621682

It's the old problem of the death of a charismatic dictator. His successor always seems like a pale imitation, like recasting a popular character in a tv show.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:20 No.12621722

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:20 No.12621722

>>12621322
niche de barrio detected

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:20 No.12621730

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:20 No.12621730

>>12621083
>implying Brazil didn't choose the best possible president

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:21 No.12621741

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:21 No.12621741

>>12621322
Get out of here, Maduro.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:21 No.12621744

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:21 No.12621744

Replies: >>12621779

>>12621687
there is no lesser devil. both are bad

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:21 No.12621746

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:21 No.12621746

>>12621322
favelado detected.

keep being the scum of the country, you lazy fuck.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:22 No.12621779

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:22 No.12621779

Replies: >>12622032

>>12621744
I rather have a capitalist jew than a retarded as president.

And yes, i'm venezuelan

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:22 No.12621781

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:22 No.12621781

Replies: >>12621911

>>12621643
Better than a commie that is going to ruin even more the country.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:22 No.12621796

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:22 No.12621796

Replies: >>12621818 >>12621903

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>mfw once Castro is dead, communism will follow

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:22 No.12621800

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:22 No.12621800

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>>12621682
He is pretty handsome. Just imagine him discussing trade rights with Putin

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:23 No.12621808

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:23 No.12621808

Replies: >>12621822 >>12621840

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>>12620860 (OP)
What's the story behind pic related?

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:23 No.12621813

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:23 No.12621813

Replies: >>12621911 >>12622000

>>12621643


And Maduro is a bus driver that didn't finish high school, speaks with birds, and can't even name the states of his country, by the way.

I know your /pol/ delusion will make you think any jew is bad.

But a jew is better THAN A FUCKING RETARD.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:23 No.12621818

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:23 No.12621818

>>12621796
>implying Castro will ever die
The fucker's got cyborg enhancements or something. You will die before him.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:23 No.12621819

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:23 No.12621819

Replies: >>12621871 >>12621919

>>12621636
A Colombian on fucking /pol/? Where do you live? Medellin here.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:23 No.12621822

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:23 No.12621822

Replies: >>12621863

>>12621808
They ran over him during a march.

Maduro didn't even noticed it.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:24 No.12621840

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:24 No.12621840

>>12621808
not answering your question but:

>Niggers
>voting for that scum

not surprised

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:24 No.12621846

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:24 No.12621846

Replies: >>12621908 >>12621911

>>12621643
Maduro is a jew, too. Literally.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:25 No.12621863

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:25 No.12621863

Replies: >>12621973 >>12621974

>>12621822
Uhm, i'm a newfag, can someone explain why do i have a jewish flag now?.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:25 No.12621869

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:25 No.12621869

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>the nation of venezuela

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:25 No.12621871

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:25 No.12621871

>>12621819
>hurrrr we don't have internet.

Cali.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:26 No.12621900

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:26 No.12621900

Replies: >>12621948 >>12621968

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Welcome bro, Colombia here awaiting the productive, democratic, progressive, intelligent (i.e. non-Chavistas), Venezuelans to strengthen our economy. Leftists and communists have tried to reach power in Colombian government before, we know how to take care of that problem.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:26 No.12621903

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:26 No.12621903

Replies: >>12622046

>>12621796
>Castro
>dying
He already has survived millions of CIA attack.
The man is immortal.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:26 No.12621908

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:26 No.12621908

Replies: >>12622030

>>12621846
He hates Jews (same as chavez).

I don't fucking care if he hates Jews, I don't want that commie scum as president.

I literally want to kill that 50.7% of the country right now.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:26 No.12621911

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:26 No.12621911

Replies: >>12621969

>>12621694
>>12621781
>>12621813
>>12621846
ITT kike loving spics

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:27 No.12621919

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:27 No.12621919

Replies: >>12622012

>>12621819
Parsero, yo tambien soy de medallo, poblado y vos?

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:28 No.12621948

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:28 No.12621948

Replies: >>12621988 >>12622065

>>12621900
Falsos positivos policy working including in economy

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:28 No.12621968

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:28 No.12621968

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>>12621900
This.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:28 No.12621969

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:28 No.12621969

>>12621911
Haven't you heard? Half the spic ascendancy is kikes.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:28 No.12621973

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:28 No.12621973

Replies: >>12622008

>>12621863

Gee, I wonder why, jewscum...

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:28 No.12621974

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:28 No.12621974

>>12621863
Because your IP is from Pakistan.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:29 No.12621988

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:29 No.12621988

>>12621948

>hurrr mis falsos positivos.

You have to break an egg to make an omelet, pirobo.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:29 No.12622000

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:29 No.12622000

>>12621813
it's not any jew... it's a son of wealthy jew. I guess you want to be A US puppet then...

neither option is good in my viewpoint.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:29 No.12622008

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:29 No.12622008

Replies: >>12622032 >>12622056

>>12621973
Just a minute ago i had the JIDF logo

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:29 No.12622012

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:29 No.12622012

Replies: >>12622138

>>12621919
>poblado
...EL poblado? No me jodas la vida, guebon. Yo vivo en el poblado.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:30 No.12622030

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:30 No.12622030

>>12621908
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicol%C3%A1s_Maduro

>Maduro was raised as a Roman Catholic, and his paternal family ancestry is of Sephardic Jewish origin

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:30 No.12622032

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:30 No.12622032

>>12622008
I was this

>>12621779

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:30 No.12622046

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:30 No.12622046

>>12621903
This is your daily reminder that Castro will outlive us all

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:31 No.12622056

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:31 No.12622056

Replies: >>12622074

>>12622008

>implying

Your Jew lies won't work in here, scum.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:31 No.12622065

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:31 No.12622065

Replies: >>12622105

>>12621948
le butthurt leftist detected.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:31 No.12622074

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:31 No.12622074

>>12622056
Nigger, i'm JIDF again, wtf

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:32 No.12622105

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:32 No.12622105

>>12622065
el butthurt reactionary detected.

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:32 No.12622129

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:32 No.12622129

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>obvious storm troll posing as a Venezuelan

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:33 No.12622138

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:33 No.12622138

>>12622012
Hue, por que parte? yo cerca a la Frontera

Anonymous
04/15/13(Mon)00:33 No.12622144

Anonymous 04/15/13(Mon)00:33 No.12622144

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>Colombia