Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)18:52 No.14327030

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)18:52 No.14327030

fuck

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)18:52 No.14327052

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)18:52 No.14327052

Replies: >>14330187

whatever happened to going out and looking for a job and there was one?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)18:53 No.14327084

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)18:53 No.14327084

Replies: >>14327259 >>14329040

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They want a credit check and a drug test for those shit jobs too now.

Welcome to 2013.

Within ten years you'll have to get used to your daily body cavity search to keep your job too.

But don't worry, the Libertarians tell me this is a free exchange of labor for capital, so it's all good.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)18:53 No.14327094

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)18:53 No.14327094

Replies: >>14327125 >>14333790

Whoever doesn't know how to make something as simple as a resume doesn't deserved to be employed

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)18:54 No.14327125

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)18:54 No.14327125

>>14327094
fuck off

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)18:55 No.14327155

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)18:55 No.14327155

You could start selling drugs OP

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)18:57 No.14327210

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)18:57 No.14327210

Replies: >>14327262

As long as people are willing to roll their sleeves up & work they should be applauded.

The attitude of "hurr durr lol minumum wage" is exactly what contributes to worker apathy, why even start to climb the ladder if you're just going to get insulted? Might as well just spat at for being on welfare.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)18:57 No.14327220

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)18:57 No.14327220

Replies: >>14327318 >>14328903 >>14330856 >>14331305

Every person I know getting out of college can't find jobs for shit, and the ones that do, are all making military or chemical shit, and they only get paid around 40$ an hour and the minimum wage for the country should be at least 20.

Everyone, I mean Everyone that I know lives in group housing now.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)18:58 No.14327259

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)18:58 No.14327259

Replies: >>14327680 >>14329368 >>14329423

>>14327084
>credit check

no they dont.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)18:58 No.14327262

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)18:58 No.14327262

>>14327210
>dis-connected form reality
welcome to the internet.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)18:59 No.14327291

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)18:59 No.14327291

As well as a cover letter, then the personality questionnaire and a 20 question job-related quiz. Then you can come along for a weeks induction till they eventually get rid of you because they can hire a teenager for less.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:00 No.14327318

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:00 No.14327318

Replies: >>14327378 >>14327811

>>14327220
>Everyone, I mean Everyone that I know lives in group housing now.

This is becoming a HUGE trend recently, pretty much baby boomers are living in the outskirts in suburbs way outside of cities, while more and more houses are being filled with people renting rooms. And the group home demographic is growing rapidly.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:02 No.14327378

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:02 No.14327378

Replies: >>14327811

>>14327318
>bunch of poor people
>grouped together in homes
>can't find jobs
>nothing to do all day

This isn't a recipe for total disaster.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:03 No.14327446

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:03 No.14327446

>>14326819 (OP)
not to mention 2 years of experience minimum

fucking hell, I do not need two years of experience to say "Welcome to 7/11! Do you want a slushie?"

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:04 No.14327468

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:04 No.14327468

Replies: >>14327551 >>14334620

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Looking for an experienced server for trendy and very popular restaurant.
Please send resume and a professional photo to masa@labreadining.com
In email please write your availability.
Please, if possible, don't attach resume or picture, just include them in the body of the email.

Thanks so much,

Management.


>http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/fbh/3812014003.html

No professional photo?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:06 No.14327551

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:06 No.14327551

Replies: >>14327596

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>>14327468
Maintains a current ServSafe® certificate (food services sanitation certificate) or able to participate in the food services sanitation training to become ServSafe® certified
One (1) year job related experience including food preparation, full-line menu items and therapeutic diets
A culinary apprenticeship or training is preferred.
A high School diploma or GED accepted.
To be successful you will need to have the ability to handle multiple priorities, possess written and verbal skills for effective communication, be competent in organizational, time management skills and demonstrate good judgment, problem solving and decision making skills .
You will also need to demonstrate your ability to serve seniors in a team environment.


>http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/fbh/3812001316.html


And after all that you can still cook, you're hired! oh, I meant fired.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:08 No.14327596

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:08 No.14327596

Replies: >>14327708

>>14327551
NEW RESTAURANT IN EL SEGUNDO CALIFORNIA SEEKING SOLID LINE COOK WITH MINIMUM 5 YEARS EXPERIENCE TO JOIN OUR TEAM.

>http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/fbh/3811986928.html

fuck these people are crazy

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:10 No.14327680

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:10 No.14327680

>>14327259
Um yes more and more companies are doing them...

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/small-business/sb-managing/do-credit-checks-really-prove-your-job-worthiness/article567813/

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:11 No.14327700

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:11 No.14327700

I knew should have gone for that Burger King apprenticeship.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:11 No.14327708

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:11 No.14327708

Replies: >>14327784 >>14327842 >>14328973 >>14329115 >>14329254 >>14333902

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>>14327596
Growing window company is looking for a qualified, experienced retro-fit window and door installer with 3-5 yrs of experience$16-20/hr

>http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/lab/3811863659.html

Are you fucking kidding me? Do I have to go to school for 3 years to put in windows to get paid what should be minimum wage?

I didn't even look these over before I went on here, but it;s like this on the job section in every state in the country.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:13 No.14327784

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:13 No.14327784

Replies: >>14327850 >>14328002 >>14331790

>>14327708

Any jobs for SMASHING windows.

Keynesian economics is great.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:14 No.14327811

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:14 No.14327811

Replies: >>14328367 >>14332830 >>14334481

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>>14327378
>>14327318

WHY DON'T WE TAKE ALL THE ANGRY YONG POOR PEOPLE WITH NOTHING TO DO

AND PUSH THEM INTO CRAMPED LIVING SITUATIONS?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:15 No.14327842

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:15 No.14327842

>>14327708
sloppily installed windows will fuck your house up permanently and you'll have to bring someone else in to redo it

it's a reasonable thing

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:15 No.14327850

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:15 No.14327850

Replies: >>14327894 >>14328002

>>14327784
No, smashing windows is job CREATION, you don't get paid for that.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:17 No.14327894

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:17 No.14327894

Replies: >>14328002

>>14327850
>the more windows you smash and graffiti you tag, the more people get hired to clean it.

If I was a smart guy with smart friends, I'd smash windows and then get paid to fix them, maybe.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:20 No.14328002

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:20 No.14328002

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>>14327784
>>14327894
>>14327850

The people who repair damage like that get paid around 20-30 $ straight out of the states pocket.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:21 No.14328050

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:21 No.14328050

Replies: >>14328073 >>14328734 >>14330902

>2013 the year of our lord
> not having a PhD in floor mopping ideology

Shiggy

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:21 No.14328073

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:21 No.14328073

>>14328050
>ideology
nigga wut

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:23 No.14328134

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:23 No.14328134

Replies: >>14328178

>You're not worthy to survive because the free market says so

I can't believe humanity has descended into this state of thinking.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:25 No.14328178

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:25 No.14328178

Replies: >>14328215 >>14328235 >>14331138

>>14328134
Only something like 3% of people work minimum wage, mostly black highschool dropouts. Are you a black highschool dropout?

Fuck off.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:25 No.14328180

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:25 No.14328180

>http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/csr/3811647155.html

Economy got you down? You must not be working in Solar! (Woodland Hills)

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:26 No.14328215

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:26 No.14328215

Replies: >>14328585

>>14328178

Oh that's right. I forgot /pol/ is a racist shithole.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:27 No.14328235

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:27 No.14328235

Replies: >>14328273

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>>14328178
LOL wow, sure.

Nah, the way I see it, every major city in the USA is going to have debt riots in less than 3 years.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:28 No.14328273

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:28 No.14328273

Replies: >>14328303

>>14328235
If breaking glass is a job creator I don't see why not.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:29 No.14328303

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:29 No.14328303

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>>14328273
Just don't forget to bring your resume.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:29 No.14328306

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:29 No.14328306

That's what happens when people with college degrees are working minimum wage jobs because that's all they can find. We've got four of them at our office.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:30 No.14328336

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:30 No.14328336

Replies: >>14328645

>>14326819 (OP)
I just turned in a resume with my application to a minimum wage job. I've been doing everything I can but the lack of experience is what keeps stopping me from getting jobs. Fucking hell, I don't need two years experience to flip god damn burgers

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:31 No.14328367

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:31 No.14328367

Replies: >>14329618

>>14327811
It's like a literal bomb, all it takes is time and pressure.
One day someone is going to say "this sucks, I'm going no where" and all hell will break lose.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:32 No.14328403

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:32 No.14328403

Replies: >>14328445 >>14328458 >>14332947

>applying for a minimum wage job

im still not sure why anyone outside of high school does this. You cant survive on that shit unless you spend all your waking hours at work.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:33 No.14328445

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:33 No.14328445

Replies: >>14328557

>>14328403
It's also easier living with no job on assistance than minimum wage anyway.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:33 No.14328458

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:33 No.14328458

Replies: >>14328487

>>14328403
This, minimum wage is a fucking joke, you get around a thousand a month full time after taxes, and renting a one room apartment in most places is like 750-1000$.

Like I said, everyone I know lives in a group home and they do literally nothing all day long.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:34 No.14328487

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:34 No.14328487

>>14328458
and by nothing I mean play vidya or go to other peoples house and play vidya. And they aren't neckbeards or anything.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:36 No.14328557

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:36 No.14328557

>>14328445
23 yr/old here, I have always had a very strong revulsion of mooching off the state or having myself declared "legally disabled" (pride thing) but I've been considering becoming a NEET a lot lately.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:37 No.14328585

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:37 No.14328585

Replies: >>14328603 >>14328717

>>14328215
It's racist to state published facts and refer to black people as black now?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:37 No.14328603

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:37 No.14328603

>>14328585
It's a sin to lie.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:38 No.14328645

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:38 No.14328645

Replies: >>14328744

>>14328336
How old are you?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:40 No.14328717

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:40 No.14328717

>>14328585
http://www.bls.gov/cps/minwage2012.htm

stay pleb, pleb. If you can only get a job doing min wage, you're pathetic and jesus hates you for it.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:40 No.14328731

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:40 No.14328731

Replies: >>14328820 >>14330881

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The median income is lower today at 50,054 than in 1989 at 50,624. This is one when you take inflation into account.

>tfw they told you the wealth would trickle down

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:40 No.14328734

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:40 No.14328734

>>14328050
10/10 would cry again

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:41 No.14328744

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:41 No.14328744

>>14328645
He's lying, he's a college student worried about his future.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:41 No.14328768

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:41 No.14328768

I got a job at Target a few years ago and I didnt have to provide a resume.

I only did so I could have an answer when people ask "what have you been up to?" and to keep my parents from cutting me off for being a NEET.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:42 No.14328801

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:42 No.14328801

>>14326819 (OP)
I dunno about you, but one of the classes i took in college required me to make a resume. all i have to do is update it every once in a while. but i get your point, jobs that dont require anything above a highschool education shouldn't require a resume.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:43 No.14328820

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:43 No.14328820

Replies: >>14328943

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>>14328731

>tfw 21 years old and making more than the medium

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:45 No.14328902

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:45 No.14328902

Replies: >>14329076

Threads theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErCAOMi5EGM

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:45 No.14328903

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:45 No.14328903

>>14327220
>and the minimum wage for the country should be at least 20.

lol

I think I know why you're unemployed. You come off as mentally retarded

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:46 No.14328943

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:46 No.14328943

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>>14328820
>medium

>tfw illiterate shits make more money than you

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:46 No.14328952

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:46 No.14328952

>have too much anxiety to follow simple orders

how do i live off welfare please

i dont think theyd give a shit about me and my mental problems

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:46 No.14328957

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:46 No.14328957

Replies: >>14329055 >>14329057

>tfw I start my first internship on Monday and ill be making $30/hr
And you chumps told me not to go to school.

ennui !!r1XrQP07hRU
05/17/13(Fri)19:47 No.14328973

ennui !!r1XrQP07hRU 05/17/13(Fri)19:47 No.14328973

Replies: >>14329016

>>14327708
ever hang a door?

lol

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:47 No.14328978

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:47 No.14328978

>>14326819 (OP)

Blame regulations making companies invest so much money into a low-tier employee.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:48 No.14328991

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:48 No.14328991

Replies: >>14329112 >>14329153

What on Earth do you put on a resume when you've been a jobless NEET for half your life?

>skills include:
>ability to find sauce on any image
>in-depth knowledge of over 300 chinese cartoons
>10 years masturbation experience

You think I can get hired with this?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:48 No.14329016

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:48 No.14329016

Replies: >>14329207

>>14328973
yeah, and it didn't take me three years of experience to do it either.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:49 No.14329040

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:49 No.14329040

Replies: >>14329821

>>14327084
>Talking shit about Libertarians
the problem here is actually too much regulation.
if there were more businesses that could start up without too much regulation they wouldn't care as much about who they are employing which is something that our regulated society has prevented. thus libertarianism would fix this whole thing.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:50 No.14329055

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:50 No.14329055

>>14328957
>get phone interview for unpaid internship

>guy keeps asking why my only job lasted 3 months

>accidentally end up explaining i get anxiety around people

>long pause

>interview ends quickly, never get a call back

unFUCKINGpaid

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:50 No.14329057

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:50 No.14329057

Replies: >>14329142

>>14328957
Congrats on your STEM degree.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:50 No.14329076

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:50 No.14329076

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>>14328902
I can feel it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UTsmm5z4gw

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:52 No.14329112

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:52 No.14329112

>>14328991
lies.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:52 No.14329115

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:52 No.14329115

Replies: >>14329207

>>14327708
It depends. I've done construction on some pretty high end properties. One of them was a church taht a couple had bought to use a residence. They spent 60K on some windows and entry doors. The manufacturer sent people from the design team to put them in. They spent two days hanging the front door alone.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:52 No.14329122

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:52 No.14329122

Replies: >>14329192

>>14326819 (OP)

Another interesting point is even if you do hand in a resume, they still want you to fill out an application with all the same fucking info on it.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:53 No.14329142

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:53 No.14329142

>>14329057
Thanks, two more years and it's mine!

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:53 No.14329153

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:53 No.14329153

Replies: >>14329840

>>14328991

Go volunteer at something that makes you look like a good person. Community center, food kitchen, etc.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:54 No.14329192

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:54 No.14329192

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>>14329122
>Another interesting point is even if you do hand in a resume, they still want you to fill out an application with all the same fucking info on it.


D-D-d-d-desu Anon! I-I-I-i-i think this is how you're supposed to hire people!!
I-I-i just get so worried I'm not being a resposbale employer in todays highspeed high competion M-m-market DESU!

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:54 No.14329201

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:54 No.14329201

Replies: >>14329281

the problem is automation. there aren't enough jobs to go around because a machine is better than you.

soon we will have to just pay everyone a living wage and then jobs will be worth something because most people are happy not working.

ennui !!r1XrQP07hRU
05/17/13(Fri)19:55 No.14329207

ennui !!r1XrQP07hRU 05/17/13(Fri)19:55 No.14329207

Replies: >>14329263 >>14329266

>>14329016
>>14329115
yes, there is a huge difference between hanging an interior door in a building or house just built, and hanging a door in an old building where not a goddamn thing is level, or in a situation where you have to rebuild the entire frame from scratch. it isn't something most people can do because they hung a few $30 doors they bought at home depot over the weekend.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:56 No.14329254

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:56 No.14329254

>>14327708

Its hard to install windows and doors.

Sure if you are working in a McMansion it could be easy. Assuming the drunk framers did it right.

But most openings for doors are askew. Most window openings are rombuses. Try installing shit in a 100-200 year old house. Level and plumb looks retarded. It takes a master to do it right.

Any bum can install shit when its easy. It takes a master to figure it out when its all sorts of fucked up.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:56 No.14329263

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:56 No.14329263

Replies: >>14329339

>>14329207

If you are only paying 16 an hour you should at least be willing to teach someone how its done. Nobody with experience will accept those wages and nobody who would accept those wages has experience.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:56 No.14329266

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:56 No.14329266

>>14329207
shut the fuck up, we all know most of the work that goes into a job is making everybody think nobody can do it but you, when that's bullshit. That's why we have all these dumbass certifications anyway.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:57 No.14329281

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:57 No.14329281

Replies: >>14329330

>>14329201
It would be nice if they pushed education in mechanical engineering and computer programing for automated machines. It is inevitable.

When I have kids I will tell them I wont love them unless they build me a robot. Years later they will tell me they love me.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:57 No.14329285

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:57 No.14329285

Replies: >>14329633 >>14330618

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>go on craigslist
>dishwashing job
>must have at least one reference + previous experience
>to wash fucking dishes

mother fucker you kidding me nigger?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:58 No.14329330

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:58 No.14329330

>>14329281
>or automated machines. It is inevitable.

no, riots of fire engulfing whole cities across this nation and then the world is what's inevitable.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)19:58 No.14329339

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)19:58 No.14329339

>>14329263

Only? Thats good pay now. Mexicants and spics are undercutting us.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:00 No.14329368

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:00 No.14329368

>>14327259

^ this faggot obviously has never looked for a job. leave the basement sometime faggot.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:01 No.14329423

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:01 No.14329423

>>14327259
>>14327259

think he meant background check. and yeah they do it.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:03 No.14329510

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:03 No.14329510

Replies: >>14329590 >>14331821

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Applying for my first job soon. I'm open to anything at the moment. Any tips guys?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:05 No.14329571

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:05 No.14329571

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So, what do you know about making drones and other war machines?
While we are on the subject, how are at repairing machines? Oiling machines? lubricating them?
Have you ever had experience sucking one off?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:05 No.14329583

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:05 No.14329583

Replies: >>14329658

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>fill out 10 applications in a week for a third job
>finally get a call back
>it's an automated call
>busy taking exam
>call asks if now is a good time or not
>say no
>gives me code to use when i can call back at a good time
>call back later
>company no longer looking to fill positions for the job i applied to
>mfw

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:05 No.14329590

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:05 No.14329590

>>14329510
suck their dicks.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:06 No.14329618

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:06 No.14329618

>>14328367
Lex talionis: Generation Y edition.
Prepare your asses, boomer and X-scum.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:06 No.14329633

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:06 No.14329633

Replies: >>14329722

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>>14329285

They have to pay your medical bills, this isn't the 30's where they can just hire anybody and pay them a small amount until they prove themselves. They need to hire somebody that will be a long term investment because of lawsuits, unions all sorts of red tape like that.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:07 No.14329658

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:07 No.14329658

>>14329583

>taking a call while in an exam

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:07 No.14329669

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:07 No.14329669

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>Sorry, we're only looking for people willing to break their backs for our amusement doing menial labor, that or program machines that do all the real work for fuck knows what reason since none of us are really doing anything anyway.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:07 No.14329674

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:07 No.14329674

Replies: >>14329736 >>14329965

I just filed an I-9 form today (proof of residence for work) and that motherfucker was 9 pages. They used to be 1 not that long ago.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:08 No.14329722

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:08 No.14329722

Replies: >>14329827

>>14329633
>dishwashing job
>a restaurant, clearly
>union
>health insurance

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:08 No.14329736

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:08 No.14329736

>>14329674
Extra registration is a common sign of tyranny/fascism and coming strife.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:10 No.14329794

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:10 No.14329794

>>14329669
dems fightin words

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:10 No.14329821

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:10 No.14329821

Replies: >>14329883 >>14329965

>>14329040
>MUH FREE MARKET WILL FIX IT

What the fuck makes you think some mystical force named "regulations" forces businesses to perform background checks or drug tests?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:11 No.14329827

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:11 No.14329827

>>14329722

In my state any employer over 40 employees needs to pay health insurance.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:11 No.14329840

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:11 No.14329840

Replies: >>14329899

>>14329153
>volunteer at some christian place helping feed obese black people for 6 months

>apply for unpaid internship

>never get a call back

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:12 No.14329883

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:12 No.14329883

Replies: >>14330009 >>14330146

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>>14329821

I know that a time of remarkable class mobility had very little regulation.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:12 No.14329899

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:12 No.14329899

>>14329840

Did you stop trying after that?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:14 No.14329965

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:14 No.14329965

>>14329821
It's all from our litigious society. If you think an employer is doing that for shits and giggles rather than trying to cover their asses from lawsuits made availible by shitty laws I don't know what to tell you. Also, see >>14329674

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:15 No.14330009

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:15 No.14330009

Replies: >>14330143

>>14329883
all those people walking freely through the streets.

no cameras anywhere, all that public transportation, and it's clean, but still, people like walking.

the only thing it's missing is a few nature preserves to hang out in.


Fuck

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:17 No.14330083

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:17 No.14330083

Replies: >>14330259

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>entry level position
>must have 3 years experience

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:18 No.14330143

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:18 No.14330143

>>14330009
The advertisements sucks and there isn't enough nature. but at least the buildings aren't fucking huge and make you feel like you're trapped.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:18 No.14330146

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:18 No.14330146

Replies: >>14330224

>>14329883
Really? Because I don't.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:19 No.14330187

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:19 No.14330187

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>>14327052

I applied to one today.

I got an email 2 minutes later

>"Normal wait time for a response is around 8-12 weeks."
>8-12 weeks

Are they fucking insane?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:20 No.14330213

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:20 No.14330213

>>14330187
Yes, fuck them, fuck them all

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:20 No.14330224

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:20 No.14330224

Replies: >>14330469

>>14330146

If you're smart and competent you should be afraid of an atmosphere with few regulations.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:21 No.14330249

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:21 No.14330249

>>14330187

It's easier to just go on the fucking dole.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:21 No.14330259

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:21 No.14330259

Replies: >>14330345 >>14333057

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>>14330083

Fucking this.

>To get a job into a career, you must have already had a job in the career

This is the shit that makes the younger generations want to sit on their ass and do nothing, because there is nothing available for them to do.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:24 No.14330345

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:24 No.14330345

>>14330259
poor frog, it's got a parasite in it's eye.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:25 No.14330407

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:25 No.14330407

Replies: >>14330460

I'm angry all the time now.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:26 No.14330436

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:26 No.14330436

Replies: >>14330507 >>14330671 >>14330773 >>14334991

My biggest hate are those online tests.

>applied for UNPAID internship at a Law firm
>already have a full time job (2 years employment) but want to change careers
>get through to next stage based on CV
>fill in one half of test, aced it
>fill in another half of test 1 hour before deadline half asleep due to working 9am till 6pm
>automatically filtered due to answers in a multiple choice question based on sequence of patterns of shapes


>judging someone's ability to work with 2 years full time employment, a 2.1 degree and who is a balancing full time work with post-graduate degree based on their ability to recognise a pattern sequences of shapes

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:27 No.14330460

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:27 No.14330460

Replies: >>14330503

>>14330407
>wake up

>immediately think about killing myself

>for hours

>or have uncontrollable rage

>or smoke weed

at this point, all i can do is get swole or kill myself

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:27 No.14330469

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:27 No.14330469

Replies: >>14330734

>>14330224
>if you arent a good obedient mindless little worker drone you are stupid and/or incompetent!
top fucking lel, i actually feel bad for you bro

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:28 No.14330503

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:28 No.14330503

Replies: >>14330524

>>14330460
what state are you in?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:28 No.14330507

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:28 No.14330507

Replies: >>14330622

>>14330436
>multiple choice question based on sequence of patterns of shapes

really?

fucking really?

you're joking right?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:29 No.14330524

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:29 No.14330524

>>14330503
florida

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:30 No.14330578

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:30 No.14330578

Replies: >>14330608 >>14330649

>not using family connections to get in the door
>not having friends who can be connections if you were born into a shit family

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:30 No.14330580

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:30 No.14330580

Replies: >>14330649

have you tried selling weed?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:31 No.14330608

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:31 No.14330608

>>14330578
I have family connections, But I didn't realize how bad the economy was before I cut ties with them because of how shit they treated their employees.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:31 No.14330618

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:31 No.14330618

Replies: >>14330711 >>14330754 >>14330895

>>14329285

Why should they hire you, with no experience or references when they can hire someone who has experience AND references?

The supposed "ease" of the job is negligible. Someone is better "qualified" than you.
SUCK IT UP SUCKA

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:32 No.14330622

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:32 No.14330622

Replies: >>14330687

>>14330507

No I am not joking.

Big firms in UK have a verbal reasoning test and a inductive reasoning tests to screen applicants pre-interview.

Even if you have an epic CV, work experience and qualifications required for a job, if you are shortlisted and some cunt scores higher on you at recognising patterns in sequences of shapes, then they get an interview and you don't.

Oh and disabled cunts get guaranteed interviews.

So you best hope a sperger with skills in pattern recognition doesn't apply for your job.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:32 No.14330649

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:32 No.14330649

Replies: >>14330730

>>14330578
>the only way to get a job is through breaking company policy before you even join

>>14330580
you can only sell weed if you know people, and people who know people dont have a problem getting jerbs

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:33 No.14330671

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:33 No.14330671

Replies: >>14331121

>>14330436
2.1 better not be your GPA, you'll never get hired.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:33 No.14330687

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:33 No.14330687

>>14330622
>UK

ohhhhhhh ok

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:34 No.14330711

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:34 No.14330711

Replies: >>14330754

>>14330618
NO YOU SUCK IT UP

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:35 No.14330716

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:35 No.14330716

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You kids are just entitled and lazy! I got a job no problem!

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:35 No.14330730

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:35 No.14330730

>>14330649
>hey, my X is a good worker and you should give him an interview
>breaking policy

Friend, family, past coworker. All the same. I never said it was the only way, just easier if you don't want to deal with bullshit

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:35 No.14330734

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:35 No.14330734

>>14330469

>worker drone maaahn

Sorry 15 year old communist, you don't get a free ride in any political system. You always have to work.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:35 No.14330754

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:35 No.14330754

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>>14330618
>>14330711

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:36 No.14330773

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:36 No.14330773

Replies: >>14330801

>>14330436

In the UK the end result of your degree is less important than where you studied.

3rd from Oxbridge > 1st from Shitsville Nohope university.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:37 No.14330801

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:37 No.14330801

>>14330773

I went to a Russell Group m8

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:38 No.14330839

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:38 No.14330839

We need professional stockers and burger flippers! Now go to a 4 year college and don't question the system!

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:38 No.14330856

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:38 No.14330856

>>14327220
>only get paid around 40$ an hour

Fuck, are you kidding me? Where can I sign up for that kind of cushy job.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:39 No.14330860

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:39 No.14330860

The regulations are indeed what are screwing the world.

Just imagine trying to start your own business.
My older cousin owns a bakery that he started 2 years ago.
Relatively successful, he makes a profit and does alot of event work.
Do you know how fucking long it took him to start, because he was fined for starting outside of his home?
6 fucking months of tests, regulations, certifications, exams and inspections on his building. Then, 1.5 years of waiting for everything to go through, just to open a business. around 20K in overall costs. Fuck California.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:39 No.14330875

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:39 No.14330875

Replies: >>14330998 >>14331021 >>14331257

Wat do /pol/?

I live the good life by getting unemployment benifit here in Europe. I live with my parents, I pay them €40 out of the €100 a week I get. For that money I get everything. as much food as I want, unlimited internet, my own room etc.

Its extremely unlikely I'll be able to live like this until I die though, I don't really want to anyway. But what are my alternatives?

>Scoure the earth for a minimum wage job

>Take a course at a community college to study something I don't really care about to get a qualification that MIGHT get me a job

>Join the military

"Apathy" is the one word I would choose to describe my current view on the world and my future.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:39 No.14330881

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:39 No.14330881

Replies: >>14330949 >>14334664

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>>14328731
>resources have been declining since the 50s, even more so since late 90s
>industrial output stagnating
>population increasing dramatically since the 50s
>billions of young brown hands snapping up resources and manufacturing jobs
>live in an increasingly globalized economy where American jobs are exposed to foreign competition
>think that Reagans policies are the reason there aren't any burger flipping jobs paying 10$/hour
Libertardian pls go

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:39 No.14330895

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:39 No.14330895

>>14330618
>can't get job without experience
>can't get experience without job

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:40 No.14330902

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:40 No.14330902

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>>14328050
It would be funny if it weren't for the accuracy.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:40 No.14330910

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:40 No.14330910

Replies: >>14331136

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>PhD in Dishwashing Studies from MIT
>Published 10 textbooks on Dishwashing Theory
>Editor-in-Chief of National Dishwashing Foundation Magazine
>30 years of Apprentice Dishwashing experience under my belt
>Apply for a job at McDonald's
>Penn Jillette gives me unpaid internship
>0k starting

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:41 No.14330949

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:41 No.14330949

Replies: >>14331208

>>14330881
>making up a bunch of shit that has no relation to the post you quoted
>attaching it to libertarianism
The only thing you've accomplished in your post is demonstrating your own bias and ignorance.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:42 No.14330998

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:42 No.14330998

Replies: >>14331157

>>14330875
how the fuck are you getting money from the gov't when you live with your parents?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:43 No.14331021

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:43 No.14331021

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>>14330875
You should work out and train yourself into an assassin and blow up your central banks.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:45 No.14331105

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:45 No.14331105

Replies: >>14331167

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>go to backpage to look for work
>fat girl looking for a boyfriend
>she's hideous and grotesque
>says she'll pay for everything
>answer the ad
>going through the screening process right now, going to interview with her in a couple days

I'm just a man trying to make my way in the universe, and it's come down to this.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:46 No.14331111

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:46 No.14331111

Replies: >>14331172 >>14332223

>no degree
>immigrant
>work shit tier jobs
>learn shit on the side
>get internship
>promoted to full time after 3 months
>50k/year, starting
>potential to double that in 3-4 years
>STEM

Are you cunts even trying?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:46 No.14331121

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:46 No.14331121

Replies: >>14331205

>>14330671

What's the lowest GPA I can get before I'm automatically trashed and forced as a NEET the rest of my life?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:46 No.14331136

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:46 No.14331136

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>>14330910
YOU THERE! PLUG IN THAT MOP!

>y-y-yes sir!

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:46 No.14331138

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:46 No.14331138

>>14328178
this sounds like an underexageration. I see so many old people working minimum wage.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:47 No.14331157

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:47 No.14331157

Replies: >>14331310

>>14330998
In my country, once you reach 18 and you're not in work you can apply for all sorts of benifits.

The only one I can get is unemployment benifit. Its a fucking joke, I don't even put effort into finding a job because I live like a fucking king comparitive to everyone else. They don't even bother checking up on you.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:47 No.14331167

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:47 No.14331167

Replies: >>14331191

>>14331105
whore

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:47 No.14331172

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:47 No.14331172

Replies: >>14331214

>>14331111

>no degree
>STEM

What retarded country did you originate from? I want to know where to send the body.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:48 No.14331191

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:48 No.14331191

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>>14331167
I have nothing else going for me right now

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:48 No.14331193

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:48 No.14331193

>>14331021
What would that accomplish?

Besides being fun.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:48 No.14331202

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:48 No.14331202

>>14326819 (OP)

And 5+ years experience for min. wage entry level positions...

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:48 No.14331205

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:48 No.14331205

>>14331121
Engineering ranges from a 2.8 to a 3.2. Everything else better be above that because you'll either need graduate school or its so easy that you would have to be a bag of rocks to not get easy 4.0's

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:49 No.14331208

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:49 No.14331208

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>>14330949
>>making up a bunch of shit that has no relation to the post you quoted
Pic related, oops.
>>attaching it to libertarianism
MUH DIDN'T TRICKLE DOWN and MUH REAGAN WAS WRONG are classic libertard/gold standard/austrian school bitching

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:49 No.14331214

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:49 No.14331214

Replies: >>14331234

>>14331172
True, I dont work directly in STEM, but rather support. It's still a job most people get after their bachelor's though.
>programming for STEM dept. at a company
>u mad?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:49 No.14331234

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:49 No.14331234

Replies: >>14331333

>>14331214
>STEM dept.

2/10

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:50 No.14331257

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:50 No.14331257

Replies: >>14331337 >>14331357

>>14330875


you are the cancer that is killing europe. Join the army so you arent totally usless

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:50 No.14331263

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:50 No.14331263

Replies: >>14331309

>>14331191
You could light a fire, or smash some glass.
Make the world pay for your problems.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:50 No.14331275

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:50 No.14331275

Replies: >>14331344

>>14331191
I'd rather rob a supermarket than resort to fucking fat, ugly chicks to get by in life.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:51 No.14331305

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:51 No.14331305

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>>14327220
>tfw the only solution is to eradicate the boomers to free up housing. Might as well do the ethnics while were at it

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:52 No.14331309

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:52 No.14331309

>>14331263
If you want to make those bankers pay, you gotta make em pay.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:52 No.14331310

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:52 No.14331310

Replies: >>14331413

>>14331157

Are you Irish?

Get in the fields you fucking potato nigger Mick cunt

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:52 No.14331333

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:52 No.14331333

Replies: >>14331363

>>14331234
believe what you want, I'm just happy that I sort of made it. Havent signed the contract yet.
I'm tired of being poor, tired of wearing cold cloths in the winter and not eating enough.

Finally got my break.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:52 No.14331337

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:52 No.14331337

>>14331257
you mean join the army so you can be even more useless?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:53 No.14331344

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:53 No.14331344

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>>14331275
I don't think it will be too bad.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:53 No.14331357

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:53 No.14331357

>>14331257
Hey, don't get me wrong, if you offered me a job tomorrow carrying heavy stuff or doing data entry or whatever I'd do it.

But its all the fucking hoops you have to jump through, the way you have to practically beg for such shit jobs that just fills me with "why bother?".

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:53 No.14331363

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:53 No.14331363

>>14331333
>tired of wearing cold cloths in the winter and not eating enough. That's what people typically do when they're cold.

then light a fire.

Carpe Diem !H.A58KCjY2
05/17/13(Fri)20:54 No.14331406

Carpe Diem !H.A58KCjY2 05/17/13(Fri)20:54 No.14331406

my parents aren't strict enough, but I kinda blame myself

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:54 No.14331408

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:54 No.14331408

>>14331344
damn you're one sad ass nigger

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:55 No.14331413

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:55 No.14331413

>>14331310
Yes, I'm Irish.

And unless you know someone in the farming business you aint getting a job in the farming business.

These days Ireland is big into IT.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:55 No.14331443

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:55 No.14331443

Replies: >>14331520

FUCK LIVING IN THE WEST

I just want to become a Japanese rich farmer already in Hokkaido. Just give me my plot of land and a cottage. Fuck the world.

Carpe Diem !H.A58KCjY2
05/17/13(Fri)20:56 No.14331455

Carpe Diem !H.A58KCjY2 05/17/13(Fri)20:56 No.14331455

>>14331344
you gotta do what you gotta do ya know

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:56 No.14331475

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:56 No.14331475

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>>14331305
>tfw you realized the only solution is to cull shitskin populations to decrease demand and competition for resources

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:57 No.14331509

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:57 No.14331509

Replies: >>14331540 >>14331616 >>14331680

i think im going to refill my ADHD prescription for amphetamine and get a degree in EE

i might kill myself from psychosis or the extreme highs and lows caused by a normal dose of this "medicine" but god dammit i have no other option

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:57 No.14331516

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:57 No.14331516

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>boomers talking about the good old days when you could just walk into a store, ask for a job and get one (so long as you were presentable and not a complete retard)
>they think we're the lazy ones because we have to go to 4-5 years of college and go through a bunch of red tape just to even fill out an application

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:58 No.14331520

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:58 No.14331520

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>>14331443

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:58 No.14331540

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:58 No.14331540

Replies: >>14331576 >>14331790

>>14331509
you could smash things

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)20:59 No.14331576

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)20:59 No.14331576

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>>14331540
What if we paid people to smash things and then hired other people to fix them?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:00 No.14331604

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:00 No.14331604

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>>14331576

Incredible

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:00 No.14331616

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:00 No.14331616

>>14331509
actually, now that im in college theres a good chance they wont give it to me because they think college kids just want to sell it or take it to get high

yet they have no problem putting my 9 year old ass on an adult dose, making me want to tear my fucking skin off my face for years

fuck i hate america

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:00 No.14331618

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:00 No.14331618

>>14331576
Brilliant idea.
But smashing pays for itself in time

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:02 No.14331671

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:02 No.14331671

>>14330187
I had to wait more than a year for a job. That being said, I love it and the wait was totally worth it.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:02 No.14331680

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:02 No.14331680

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>>14331509
>giving jews shekels for phony disorder medication
>don't have the mental capacity to complete a degree without help from amphetamines
>doesn't use capital letters or simple punctuation in non-green text posts
Gentiles will be gentiles....

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:05 No.14331790

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:05 No.14331790

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>>14331576
>>14331540
>>14331540
>>14327784

or maybe a resort for bodyguards

American
05/17/13(Fri)21:06 No.14331807

American 05/17/13(Fri)21:06 No.14331807

Replies: >>14331903

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I was talking to this South American lady the other day:

>Me: Yea it's fucking impossible to find a job and if you have no college degree you're super fucked
>She says: Oh but my relatives went to USA and worked odd jobs cleaning and mowing lawns etc. and after 3 years they made $300,000
>My jaw drops
>Anger escalates
>I demand to know where and what year
>New jersey in 2005

I called bullshit, who the fuck will do that for the rest of their lives? They worked from dawn to dusk, and they received money from their family back home so they didn't spend what they earned. She thought she had me. Bull FUCKING shit.

2005. Please.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:06 No.14331818

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:06 No.14331818

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>>14331576
lel xD kurgman is stoopid :DD bring back gold standard :DD war doesn't reduce unemployment :DD ron paul 20122!!111!!

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:06 No.14331821

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:06 No.14331821

>>14329510
your first job will determine your solidified "skill set". Sense apparently that's how the human brain works.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:07 No.14331825

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:07 No.14331825

>>14331680
i grew up ODing on it, my brains is fucked in all kinds of ways

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:07 No.14331835

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:07 No.14331835

Replies: >>14331976

>>14331475
Why cant we deploy to brown areas and just start gunning them down? make the survivors work in factories or something, i dunno.

Then massive white immigration.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:09 No.14331903

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:09 No.14331903

>>14331807
Probably meant 300,000 pesos or something, given the exchange rate.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:10 No.14331934

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:10 No.14331934

Replies: >>14331979 >>14332264

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>>14326819 (OP)
some companies require a degree for a janitor job
no shit

glorious capitalism

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:11 No.14331976

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:11 No.14331976

>>14331835
Because the libtards want abdullah and jerome to earn decent wages and have an equal standard of living.
There is only enough resources for one of us to have an american standard of living, and i choose us.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:12 No.14331979

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:12 No.14331979

Replies: >>14332152

>>14331934
>capitalism caring about all these requirements for no-skill jobs

wrong

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:13 No.14332047

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:13 No.14332047

>>14326819 (OP)
Top lel fag

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:16 No.14332152

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:16 No.14332152

>>14331979
no capitalism gives CEO the power to do whatever to jobslaves, retard

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:18 No.14332223

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:18 No.14332223

>>14331111
Illegal immigrants and fat black women get priority.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:19 No.14332236

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:19 No.14332236

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Most employers don't seem to care about the resume. I find if you talk to the manager in person and are charismatic and eager to work, you'll get hired.

American
05/17/13(Fri)21:20 No.14332264

American 05/17/13(Fri)21:20 No.14332264

>>14331934

Holy shit, I was THERE in that thread on KC /int/. WOAHHHHHHwoaaHHH

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:23 No.14332384

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:23 No.14332384

>>14332236
>charismatic

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:29 No.14332598

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:29 No.14332598

People complaining about required experience need to learn to work the system. Lets say you want an entry level IT job but they want experience. Build your own PC? Count that. Program as a hobby? Count it. Graduated from a technical program? Count it. Shit counts as experience in most cases, and if not, they weren't really offering an entry level position

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:33 No.14332737

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:33 No.14332737

Replies: >>14332833

Why don't employers set several universal resume hand in points based on the difficulty of the job (ie the harder the job is the more perilous the journey. You could have a managerial positions require you to climb into the crater of an active volcano)? That way we would all be almost guaranteed a job if we handed in our resume and employers are guaranteed a hard working soldier.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:35 No.14332830

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:35 No.14332830

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>>14327811
top lel

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:35 No.14332833

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:35 No.14332833

>>14332737
we must enforce this.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:36 No.14332856

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:36 No.14332856

>>14332236
Much of fascism is who you know, what religion you subscribe to.

I've landed good jobs simply by applying with a resume and cover letter but let's get real here, those days are going the way of the dodo bird. They want your DNA, anal cavity search, drug testing, credit background checks, triple reference checks...bottom line is its an employers market and up to the employer how much they want to check you out.

If the job ends up in the classifieds it's there for a good reason, they have nobody else to go with, absolutely no one. Sometimes it's just there for legal reasons and they rehire formers...people who shit out a 100 resumes and compain they are not getting a callback are doing it wrong and you got a point, you got to put your game face on and go right in there, into the place you intend on working and find out wtf is going on and demand a good reason for them not to hire you. You have to want IT, not a 'job'.

diversity coordinator !D3ux1y2oJM
05/17/13(Fri)21:39 No.14332947

diversity coordinator !D3ux1y2oJM 05/17/13(Fri)21:39 No.14332947

>>14328403
look man, im in college and i just want a part time job in the summer so i can eat better food and get better gains. i want to make it bro. but i cant get gains on a carb-only diet

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:42 No.14333057

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:42 No.14333057

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>>14330259
>To get a job into a career, you must have already had a job in the career

So, how do they even get hired in the first place?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:44 No.14333167

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:44 No.14333167

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>>14331680
>phony

please enlighten me

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:46 No.14333256

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:46 No.14333256

Replies: >>14333497 >>14334058

>>14333057
>craiglist
>'paying $20 for someone to take a call for me'
>'hey man, pretend i worked for you from 20xx to 2012.'
>apply for job
>reference them
>get hired

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:53 No.14333497

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:53 No.14333497

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>>14333256
but thats dishonest

I rather be unemployed than lie like that

Plus, if you get caught you will get HR blacklisted

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)21:59 No.14333692

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)21:59 No.14333692

Replies: >>14333721 >>14333917

>>14333497
>it's dishonest
Really?
Really really? You're on /pol/. I think you have bigger flaws.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:00 No.14333721

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:00 No.14333721

>>14333692
what's wrong with being on /pol/?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:01 No.14333760

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:01 No.14333760

Replies: >>14333836

>>14333167
oh wow, its real, we need to put every child who has this on enough amphetamine to make him twitch and pull his hair out

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:02 No.14333773

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:02 No.14333773

>Talked with recruiter
>Application
>Resume
>Cover letter
>College transcript
>Masters thesis
>Psychological profiling test
>Drug test
>Criminal background check
>Credit history check
>Facebook check
>Googled my name
>Phone interview
>Physical interview with HR rep
>Hiring committee interview
>Office interview with assistant hiring manager
>Final interview with senior hiring manager

Good thing I managed to pass them all. I'm so glad that I finally got my first unpaid internship. Wish me luck!

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:02 No.14333780

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:02 No.14333780

It's 10pm this is now a bill mahr thread
Dubs dun lie

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:02 No.14333790

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:02 No.14333790

>>14327094
I'm ok with a resume, but a cover letter just takes shit to the extreme.

>shit job
>wants a cover letter
It hurts to live.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:04 No.14333836

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:04 No.14333836

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>>14333760
Actually, physiotherapy is a lot more effective for children than adults.

So, if the diagnosis is made early enough, there will be no need for medication

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:06 No.14333902

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:06 No.14333902

>>14327708

3-5 years of experience in installing windows, not school you fucking mongoloid

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:07 No.14333917

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:07 No.14333917

>>14333692
Well I don't know about you, but I could not enjoy my job if it meant cheating someone else whom was actually qualified for the job

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:07 No.14333943

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:07 No.14333943

Replies: >>14333987 >>14334054

>>14333497
>HR blacklisted

do you actually think this is a thing? where competing companies all have secret meetings where they tell eachother about who are the shit employees. why would they waste their time informing the competition about bad workers?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:08 No.14333965

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:08 No.14333965

Replies: >>14333982

>>14333836
nigger what the fucking fuck is physiotherapy

they put me on the maximum adult dose at like age 9 and wouldnt let me stop taking it for 5 years despite all the horrible painful side effects

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:08 No.14333980

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:08 No.14333980

Replies: >>14334591

>>14326819 (OP)
SORRY NIGGER; BUT IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO TAKE TIME TO PUT TOGETHER A BASIC INFORMATION SHEET ABOUT YOUR QUALIFICATIONS (NOT THAT YOU HAVE ANY), THAN IT IS UNLIKELY YOU ARE SUITABLE FOR A POSITION WITHIN THE COMPANY

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:08 No.14333982

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:08 No.14333982

>>14333836
>>14333965
and i wasnt even fucking diagnosed

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:09 No.14333987

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:09 No.14333987

Replies: >>14334082 >>14334226

>>14333943
>http://www.hrblacklist.com/

Yes it is very real

but even if it did not exist I still would not lie on my resume

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:10 No.14334019

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:10 No.14334019

Replies: >>14334094 >>14334118

Employers don't want antisocial losers like you guys working for them. Every job requires you to work with people, if you think you should only be hired based on merit and not sociability as well you're an autistic neckbeard.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:10 No.14334041

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:10 No.14334041

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>>14333836
It means physical discipline

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:11 No.14334054

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:11 No.14334054

>>14333943
its a database just type in an applicant's name and it says weather or not to hire them.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:11 No.14334058

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:11 No.14334058

>>14333256

that's depressing. you don't have any mates that would have done it for you?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:12 No.14334082

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:12 No.14334082

Replies: >>14334137 >>14334349

>>14333987
I was blacklisted by wawa for someone who pumped their own gas on my pumps while I was on break and drove away with 50$ worth. you cant shut off the pumps without turning them all off, so it was basically unpreventable. depending on the company, yes its possible

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:12 No.14334094

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:12 No.14334094

Replies: >>14334147

>>14334019
this is why ive thought of killing myself every day for years

i cant fucking function with people i dont know very well

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:13 No.14334118

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:13 No.14334118

Replies: >>14334179 >>14334183 >>14334342

>>14334019
So this is why my department at boeing is filled with loud mouth women who don't know shit about engineering... fucking HR.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:13 No.14334129

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:13 No.14334129

when I was 14 I applied at a regional grocery store and got an interview but didn't do that great
when I was 16 I applied at a public library and got that
when I started college I told my parents that I wanted more time to study (I'm in engineering so it's honest enough) and now I don't work anymore
go apply at a library

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:13 No.14334137

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:13 No.14334137

Replies: >>14334231 >>14334235

>>14334082
the fuck is wawa?

why does everyone love it so much?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:14 No.14334147

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:14 No.14334147

Replies: >>14334206 >>14334237

>>14334094
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME DAMN TIME AND GET TO KNOW SOMEONE?
HUMANS ARE SOCIAL ANIMALS
ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN?
WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE.

Carbon
05/17/13(Fri)22:15 No.14334179

Carbon 05/17/13(Fri)22:15 No.14334179

Replies: >>14334409

>>14334118
>complaining about women existing in the engineering field
This is why we can't have nice things.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:15 No.14334183

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:15 No.14334183

>>14334118
It should be a balance between the two but in your case aren't all engineers losers?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:16 No.14334206

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:16 No.14334206

Replies: >>14334313

>>14334147
dude what

>mind is completely blank from paralyzing anxiety

>they notice, do everything possible to avoid me

this is how it is in the real world

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:16 No.14334216

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:16 No.14334216

Replies: >>14334256

relax, this is just how we get rid of the niggers

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:16 No.14334226

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:16 No.14334226

>>14333987
why is this thing asking for my social security number just to sign up? Who do they think they are?

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:16 No.14334231

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:16 No.14334231

>>14334137
its a gas station/convenience store that apparently has really good sandwiches and coffee

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:17 No.14334235

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:17 No.14334235

Replies: >>14334279

>>14334137
it's basically a 7/11 that was mom and pop but became corporate. its basically ran by boomers. its nothing good, their deli sandwhiches are only 2 slices of meat now, their coffee is sub par, their gas is 15% ethanol at least and ruins any marine engine or gas powered tools, the people who work there are miserable
yet everyone in my family loves it
i worked there for 2 years on and off and frankly i am done with it.
also last month they phased out their deli slicer and scales, so you can't even get deli meat anymore, forcing you to buy a shitty $5.50 sandwhich with nothing on it but lettuce

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:17 No.14334237

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:17 No.14334237

Replies: >>14334273

>>14334147
Most people are social animals. I'm here to enjoy myself, like by making quality posts on /pol/.

Anonymous
05/17/13(Fri)22:17 No.14334256

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)22:17 No.14334256

>>14334216
or hire them for no reason.