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Hey Atheists, if you're all so smart, why do you have to stick bananas up your anus and pour hot oil on your genitals to keep the Christfags at bay?

>Atheism: 0
>Every other religion: 1
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commencing banana dump

>inb4BIDF mods ban for pics of microscopic penis
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>tfw Agnostic
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Atheists are known for degeneracy.

TAA is a perfect example. He's holding them back.
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Ever notice how atheists always confront religious people with logic, and religious people use shit like this?
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>>14468868
>agnostic
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Somewhere, in a dark, dirty basement, the OP has all of these pictures saved to his hard drive.
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How the fuck do people even get hold of these pictures?
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>>14468803
>>14468835
When and why did this happen?
I watched this fag like 4 years ago
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in all honesty

i've seen a lot of porn in my days, but i've never seen anyone pour hot oil on their genitals on purpose

hot wax yes, oil no
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>>14468899
>Atheists
>using logic

You mean

>LOL STUPID RELIGIFAGS RACIST HOMOPHOBIC ASSHOLES NOT CHECKING THEIR PRIVILEGE FUCK THE WHITE MAN DUMB REDNECKS AND THEIR FOX NEWS PROGRAMMING OBOMA DIN DO NUFFIN
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>>14468974
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>>14468899
how exactly do you confront someone with logic when logic has no content?
>self-congratulatory, fedora wearing, neckbeard detected
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>>14469003

Nah, I'm talking about how christians believe in the words from a book, written 2,000 years ago. Also how everything in the old testament is bullshit, if not also the new testament.
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hahaha oh wow, i am athiest, i don't subscribe to any of the edgy fags on the internet or youtubes.

but let me get this right...

this guy.. presumably makes videos about edgy atheism... and someone found videos of him... putting a banana up his ass and pouring hot oil on himself? my sides!! this is too good.

he actually made a video of him doing that and put it on the net? this is the closest proof i've ever seen of the existence of god.

inb4 AIDF/CIDF/RIDF/?IDF
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Atheism is a joke. What a shame for your little religion that the most popular Atheist on the internet is Dr. Potassium.
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>>14468776 (OP)
Hey Christians, if you're all so smart, why do you need to suppress and mock sexual fetishes to keep the sin at bay?

>>14468974
ED suspects he put the video up himself.
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>>14469003
>responds to a post pointing out religious logical fallacies
>uses the classic and most well-known of fallacies, the straw man
Seriously bro?
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>>14469082
>your little religion
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>>14469061

Shit was like two years ago. For atheists, you either love him or you hate him. I hated him since the beginning of time for being an attention whore asshole.
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>>14469057
Just like how the Constitution is outdated, right? Oh, but you sure love to hop on that separation of church and state, huh, but when it comes to the second, you bitch about "muh outdated document".

Do you happen to be an SRS BIDF double agent?
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>>14469088
>sexual fetishes
>shoving shit up your ass on cam and releasing it to the public
>acceptable

This is what Atheists actually believe. Do you like being a degenerate?
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i could care less if you guys want to believe in your magical sky wizard or whatever fucking god you believe in. go right ahead. proceed.

seriously though, he must have a pretty loose anus. bananas are pretty squishy, i'm surprised he could even get it in there without destroying it.
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>>14468776 (OP)
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>>14469185

Are you some sort of retard?

This is why most religious people are complete jokes.
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Normally I'd say NICE STRAWMAN FUCKTARD but you happen to be spot on for this one.

But we should clear some things up. The bannana, that's all pleasure. No politics at all. It's like some magical being designed it to tickle my prostate. If you have NOT sodomized yourself with fruit, you're probably denying christ harder then I am.

And as for the oil, I keep it greasy so it'll go down easy. An 8-track told me to do this and the dude on it looked a lot like jesus. So you might want to check it out.
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>>14469088
>suppress and mock sexual fetishes
>not mocking and having a righteous laugh at degenerate behavior performed by dumb, degenerate people

Pleb ples
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>>14469082
>Dr. Potassium.
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>you are now imagining TAA's micropenis fucking jodi aria's roastbeef vagina
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>>14468776 (OP)
Only Catholics believe in one person representing and being the voice of an entire group of people.
/thread
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>>14468899
>>14468925
>>14468933
>>14469057
>>14469088
>>14469109
>>14469131
>>14469253
>>14469272
>>14469278
proof BIDF exists
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>>14469050
Retard.
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>mfw the atheist pope is a faggot
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>>14469350
i never asked for this
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>>14469393
>hurr let's name call until we win the argument!
>maybe TJ will actually reply to my tweet asking for his opinion of my new fedora!
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>>14469350
plz post said roastbeef vag
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You can tell atheism is a religion when atheists get so butthurt (bananahurt) when these threads pop up.
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>>14469481
please do not post it
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>>14469393
retard? what? i don't think you understand what logic is. but that's ok because religious devotion to ayb rand requires stupidity.
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>>14469303
I retouched the picture for better thumbnail visibility.
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>>14469511
just don't look at it...

i wanna see this roast fucking beef. bonus points for tomato soup pussy too
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>tfw deist
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lolAtheism

Just like you faggots tell stormfags, Atheism will never be in the mainstream public favor.
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>>14469519
Surely thats edited, it can't be that small. Its too hilarious
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>mfw I thank demons for my good fortune
>mfw when my fortune just keeps getting better and better
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>amazing atheist's penis size
Well, at least we know why he's so mad at God now.
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>>14469622
this
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If god doesn't exist, then how come tornados and other disasters are called acts of god?

Checkmate atheists
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Can he even masturbate with such a small penis? I want to know.
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>>14469657
thats a badass sonic shirt
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i've seen every gore picture that's been posted on 4chan and frankly this shit is worse
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>>14469567
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did he post this shit online himself or what? and if so, wtf... why?
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We need to screencap all these threads and send them to TAA.

I wonder what he would say...
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Why is someone dumping Chrischan images?
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>mfw I had a bigger dick than TAA when I was 9 years old
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>>14469589

I'm afraid that's not a shoop.
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>>14469734
presumably posted it before he became famous during a bout of poor judgement and someone saved it for reasons unknown
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>>14469185
durr all atheists are dum libruls

We aren't all fucking liberal, moron.
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You people don't know art when you see it...
http://www.xvideos.com/video4214962/amazing_atheist
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>>14469732
>a bunch of fedora-wearing neckbeards in their basements
>public
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you think this affects us? it just shows how week minded you religious are. Petty insults don't make your god real you mindless sheep! Why don't you take off your diapers and start reading a book OTHER than the bible FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!
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>>14469869
>someone should rape her and drown her in semen afterwords

Why do these edgy Atheists say such things?
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>>14469683
Sonic t-shirts are a symptom of autism.
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>>14469902
2BIDF4me
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I just typed this guy's name on google and the first pages that came up go into detail.
Why doesn't pol agree with him? It says he
>hates feminism
>thinks rape culture is bullshit
>vegetarians are retarded
>bully victims need to suck up over name calling childhood
etc etc.

Or does pol like him and the christtrolls just use that to get replies?
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>>14469402
>atheist pope
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>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2039690/Atheism-autism-Controversial-new-study-points-link-two.html

"People with 'mild' forms of autism are more likely to be atheists, according to a controversial new study - and more likely to shun organised religion in general.

The study, which looked at posts on autism forums, focused on people with high-functioning autism such as Asperger's.

The study, from University of Boston, speculates that common autistic spectrum behaviours such as 'a preference for logical beliefs' and a distrust of metaphor and figures of speech, could be responsible."

>http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/psyched/201205/does-autism-lead-atheism

"One outcome of the ability to mentalize is the ability to think teleologically—to see the purpose of objects or events. (Rocks and rainstorms have no purpose, but shovels and showering do.) I found one blog post by a woman with Asperger’s syndrome who wrote that as a child, “The world I perceived was a random, self-sufficient system. It wasn’t built; it grew. (When I was little, I thought houses and roads were some kind of large plant that grew out of the ground; if you had told me people made them I would’ve been thunderstruck).” She didn’t get that some things were created for a reason."

>http://sourcefednews.com/atheism-is-a-form-of-autism/

"Autistic children do not know believing in God because they do not have a section of faith in their brains. That is why they don’t know how to pray, how to believe in God. It is needed to create awareness in these children through methods of therapy.”

>http://www.examiner.com/article/all-autistic-kids-are-atheists-and-atheism-is-a-form-of-autism

“Research,” he adds, “says atheism and autistic children are linked. Researchers in the USA and Canada say that atheism is a different form of autism.”
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>>14470143
>Why doesn't pol agree with him? It says he
>>hates feminism
>>thinks rape culture is bullshit
>>vegetarians are retarded
>>bully victims need to suck up over name calling childhood
>etc etc.
>Or does pol like him and the christtrolls just use that to get replies?


>name is amazing atheist
>focus on everything not to do with atheism
>try and imply he can be cool
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>>14470366
Holy shit this is real
I always thought people were just trolling
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>>14470366
A->B =/= B->A
Or is rational thought outlawed in religion?
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>>14470366


Dub truth
>>14470366
>>14470366
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>>14470519
>A->B =/= B->A

Sometimes correlation does equal causation, as is the case with Atheism and autism.

No one can deny the similarities these two groups share, especially when it comes to hygiene, social interaction and fedoras.
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>>14470519
>rational thought outlawed in religion?
No one told Father Georges Lemaître
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>>14470504
As real as it gets, friend.

Atheism is a direct result of mental deficiency.
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very chirstlike acting from you guys

and
>1/100 u mad christfags thread per day average
>30/100 u mad bananafags threads per day average

It's not even theological debate with them (debates are mostly incircle) most relation to atheist is umad bananfags

Pathetic
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>>14470695

Did you type that with your clenched fists?
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>>14470426
he is redpill on feminism
he is redpill on freedom of speech
he is redpill on gun control
he is redpill on bully/veggie muh persecution

but
>he is also redpill on religion

most polfags are very bluepill when it comes to two things
>religion
>class mobility

hence they go apemad when someone challanges one of these things
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>>14470749
no
and I'm a christian
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>>14470366
>Then many of his disciples who were listening said, "This saying is hard; who can accept it?"
> John 6:60

>As a result of this, many (of) his disciples returned to their former way of life and no longer accompanied him.
>John 6:66
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>>14470695
Did we hurt your feelings
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>>14470810
verses related to she lust their dicks that were like donkeys etc is more suitable
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>>14470366
>mfw jews have lowest AQ score
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>>14470847
see>>14470804
No
I'm just ashamed
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>>14470366

Dubs means its true

It makes so much fucking sense.

>dat prophetic pic
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>>14470688
8/10. I got mad.
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>>14470662
religion outlaws pedophilia too
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Hey OP, if you are so intelligent, why do you and other religitards resort to constant shitposting and ad hominem just to divide up /pol/?
Why do you let a jew on a stick ruin one of the last bastions of free speech and red pill on the internet? Why are you so childish?
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>>14470969
mein neger
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>>14470848
He was infatuated with their male prostitutes, whose dicks were like those of bananas and whose seed came in floods of hot oil.
Ezekiel 23:20
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>>14470992
atheist here
lolled
666/10
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This is the best thing I've ever seen.
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>>14470779
>most polfags are very bluepill when it comes to two things
>religion
>class mobility

Because /pol/ is redpilled on Communist subversion and its Jewish underpinnings.
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Atheists: Stick bananas up their ass
Catholics: Molest kids.
Muslims: Marry children because Mohammed married Aisha.
Jews: Suck blood out of baby penises.

Sorry, looks like we're still on top, religiofags.
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>>14470519
lel nice sage

>who is aquinas
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>>14470972
because their atheist trolls that want stupid christians to believe them in that they are actually all like who OP is showing, its a divide and conquer jew tactic
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Hey OP, if you are so intelligent, why do you and other religitards resort to constant shitposting and ad hominem just to divide up /pol/?
Why do you let a jew on a stick ruin one of the last bastions of free speech and red pill on the internet? Why are you so childish?.
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>>14470779
>>he is also redpill on religion
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It's funny because he's a blonde haired Aryan.

At least he isn't a subhuman.
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>>14471204
see
>>14470810
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I was the one who uploaded it to gaytube lol
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>>14471261
Your book of lies is not an excuse.

Hey OP, if you are so intelligent, why do you and other religitards resort to constant shitposting and ad hominem just to divide up /pol/?
Why do you let a jew on a stick ruin one of the last bastions of free speech and red pill on the internet? Why are you so childish?
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>>14471149
accepting the facts
like USA now lacks the class mobility of 50's 60's and 70's is not communism.

And it has nothing to do with captailism/communism but the surplus of labour thanks to women/minority/immigration/ too many colege graduates saturating the market


hence people rage to babyboomers here who had a middle class job + 2 houses + car etc while you have 5k credit card 100k college 500k total mortgage debt even if you graduate from an ivy
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>>14471292
>>14471261
I must agree with atheistfag here
Muslims cite quran "dem fools dont beliv in mo" surahs
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>>14471153
>Sorry, looks like we're still on top, religiofags.
says this
doesn't mention protestants


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