Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:20 No.13408503

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:20 No.13408503

Replies: >>13408594 >>13408767

>tfw autism bux

What? They pay you for being autistic?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:22 No.13408594

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:22 No.13408594

Replies: >>13408641

>>13408503

yes, over 50% of the country is currently on welfare of some sort, and the numbers are increasing.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:23 No.13408641

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:23 No.13408641

>>13408594
Yeah, it won't work forever

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:27 No.13408767

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:27 No.13408767

Replies: >>13408901 >>13409605

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>>13408503
You can get in on it too anon! It's not exactly difficult, you just need a certified psychologist to speak for you.

Personally, I'm only a little autistic, but it doesn't matter on paper.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:30 No.13408901

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:30 No.13408901

Replies: >>13409015 >>13409062 >>13409765

>>13408767
It's retarded. Welfare system is bound to fail over time and you will be left with no work experience.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:31 No.13408943

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:31 No.13408943

Replies: >>13409062

Then a reform comes....

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:32 No.13408962

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:32 No.13408962

>Was late for applying at a university
>have worked at different construction sites for almost a year now
>start studying in october this year

yeah well, i've been sitting around for 3 months after graduating from school (german here btw, don't know about american education system, don't care anyway) and it drove me crazy after 2 months.

It's not that i wouldn't live off of welfare, but doing nothing productive just got me down.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:33 No.13409015

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:33 No.13409015

Replies: >>13409057

>>13408901
>welfare system is bound to fail

keep telling yourself that

so long as people would rather watch the NBA playoffs and check TMZ than inform themselves, i'll keep getting my checks

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:34 No.13409057

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:34 No.13409057

Replies: >>13409098

>>13409015
For welfare to work you need people working
50% of the country is on welfare

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:34 No.13409062

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:34 No.13409062

Replies: >>13409214 >>13409365

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>>13408901
>>13408943
Nope! Welfare has been going for generations anons, and I've been saving. I'm set for the comfy life, so why don't you join me?

There will always be welfare, and if you are too proud to take advantage of it then you are retarded.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:35 No.13409098

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:35 No.13409098

Replies: >>13409112

>>13409057
[citation needed]
Just because Mitt Romney said it, doesn't make it so.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:35 No.13409112

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:35 No.13409112

>>13409098
>yes, over 50% of the country is currently on welfare of some sort, and the numbers are increasing.
You said it....

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:36 No.13409141

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:36 No.13409141

Replies: >>13409179 >>13409329 >>13409553

I've been diagnosed with aspergers in the past and have been held for a week in a psyche ward for swallowing a bunch of vicodin and vodka and my parents finding me drooling on the floor not breathing


How do I get started on the road to autism bux

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:36 No.13409150

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:36 No.13409150

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>>13408352 (OP)

>paying plebs for being plebs

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:36 No.13409152

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:36 No.13409152

Replies: >>13409329

because there's a difference between men and children

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:37 No.13409179

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:37 No.13409179

>>13409141
do that more and cry a lot

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:37 No.13409214

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:37 No.13409214

Replies: >>13409329

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>>13409062

>There will always be welfare

I wonder if the Romans said silly shit too.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:39 No.13409291

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:39 No.13409291

Replies: >>13409329

And then they ask if you would rather have them starving in the streets. Hell yes, I would.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:39 No.13409300

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:39 No.13409300

I have ADHD and social anxiety. How do I autism bucks?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:40 No.13409329

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:40 No.13409329

Replies: >>13409344 >>13409376

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>>13409152
And that is? I suppose a child would be stupid enough to refuse free money, but that's the only connection I see.

>>13409141
I'm glad you asked friend!

http://www.ssa.gov/ssi/

To guide you towards the path of relaxation and peace.

>>13409214
>>13409291
Why be jealous? You can get it too!

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:40 No.13409344

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:40 No.13409344

Replies: >>13409504 >>13409538 >>13409666

>>13409329
How much money do you get?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:41 No.13409365

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:41 No.13409365

Replies: >>13409524

>>13409062
feels cozy man.

i love looking out my living room window during the work day and seeing these fools scurrying to and from their cubicles

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:41 No.13409376

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:41 No.13409376

Replies: >>13409523 >>13409666

>>13409329
>And that is?

being deserving of pride

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:42 No.13409400

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:42 No.13409400

Did /jp/ spill out again?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:43 No.13409445

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:43 No.13409445

Replies: >>13409666

Are you really autistic with that attitude?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:43 No.13409473

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:43 No.13409473

>>13408352 (OP)
>autism bux
I've tricked them into thinking I have several mental illnesses. You're not the only leech here.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:44 No.13409504

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:44 No.13409504

>>13409344
>>13409344

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:44 No.13409523

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:44 No.13409523

Replies: >>13409622

>>13409376
Pride has no meaning. Capitalism is all about acquiring capitol and abusing the system. Why aren't you doing the same?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:44 No.13409524

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:44 No.13409524

Replies: >>13409597

>>13409365
I don't know if you are trolling or trying to be edgy but those people "scurrying" are supporting your lifestyle. The minute that society as we know it decides to crumble your obese disgusting form will be consumed by the more desperate. Enjoy your helplessness you pleb

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:45 No.13409538

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:45 No.13409538

Replies: >>13409604 >>13409666 >>13409756 >>13410158

>>13409344
450 bucks per week in in disability and 800/month in food stamps

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:45 No.13409553

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:45 No.13409553

Replies: >>13409645

>>13409141
If you're in the US you just need a doctor (preferably two) to diagnose you with some kind of crippling mental condition.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:45 No.13409565

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:45 No.13409565

Replies: >>13409657 >>13409666

OP I have always wanted to be a NEET.

Just sit around all day playing vidya, browsing 4chan and smoking weed.

It honestly seems like the fucking life and it is exactly what I want to do.

Could you give me some more details?
What state do you live in? Is your neighborhood shitty and filled with niggers? How do you afford housing?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:46 No.13409597

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:46 No.13409597

>>13409524
>Implying

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:46 No.13409604

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:46 No.13409604

Replies: >>13409660

>>13409538
That's all? Not worth quiting my job

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:46 No.13409605

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:46 No.13409605

>>13408767

well, why not? I mean, how hard could it be to pretend to be completely autistic?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:47 No.13409622

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:47 No.13409622

Replies: >>13409704

>>13409523
>Capitalism is all about acquiring capitol and abusing the system

crony capitalism is not capitalism, crony capitalism is what happens when you have government policies that attract corporate invasion

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:47 No.13409645

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:47 No.13409645

Replies: >>13409682 >>13409736

>>13409553

Does depression count? I already have been diagnosed with that.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:48 No.13409657

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:48 No.13409657

>>13409565
no you will become Hikikomori.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:48 No.13409660

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:48 No.13409660

Replies: >>13409799

>>13409604
well my housing is covered too of course but that's not a "cash" payment.

it's a 1300 dollar per month voucher.i give to my landlord

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:48 No.13409666

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:48 No.13409666

Replies: >>13411096

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>>13409344
$1120 a month friend. Of course, that stacks with welfare, food stamps and the like. Feelsgoodman.

>>13409376
LOL. Does your "pride" give you worry-free nights and dragon dildos?

>>13409445
Well, technically I have assburgers, but really it's treated the same as people who sling shit

>>13409445
>>13409538

Hello fellow autism bux0r!

>>13409565
Illinois (suburbia)
All old white fuckers, rich people really. I live in a small but cozy townhouse.
Between autismbux, welfare, food stamps, and various other cuts and services.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:48 No.13409676

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:48 No.13409676

Replies: >>13409740 >>13409799

Hey OP, what will you do when the day of crisis comes?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:48 No.13409682

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:48 No.13409682

Replies: >>13409744

>>13409645
In the UK it does.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:49 No.13409689

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:49 No.13409689

Replies: >>13409799

>>13408352 (OP)
because you need to be fat and stupid and I like being fit and going outside

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:49 No.13409690

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:49 No.13409690

Replies: >>13409767 >>13409799

>want to get autism bux because I absolutely hate working
>don't want to lose my ability to buy guns

I hate that I have to just suck it up and get a job

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:49 No.13409698

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:49 No.13409698

Replies: >>13409799

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>OP

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:49 No.13409704

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:49 No.13409704

>>13409622

It can also happen if a corporation becomes so powerful that it can effectively coerce others into giving it even more power.

Corporations aren't the problem, government isn't the problem. It is excessive, unchecked power that is the real threat.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:50 No.13409728

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:50 No.13409728

Replies: >>13409799

Can I get autism bux if I am healthy and sociable?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:50 No.13409736

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:50 No.13409736

Replies: >>13409813

>>13409645
It does count, but you don't want to be diagnosed with that

depression can be treated, so they will give you $$$, but they will also force you to see a doctor regularly and take medication. If the medication doesn't have any effect, he will be forced to increase the dosage until it works. Sooner or later he'll realize you're faking it and you will be kicked out of the program.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:50 No.13409740

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:50 No.13409740

>>13409676
if it comes we'll all be in FEMA camps anyway.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:50 No.13409744

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:50 No.13409744

>>13409682

I'm an americock. I guess I would need a different diagnosis to get autismbux ;__;

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:51 No.13409755

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:51 No.13409755

Replies: >>13409922 >>13410039

OP is a definition of a Welfare Queen

I bet even your 'Autism' is fake

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:51 No.13409756

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:51 No.13409756

Replies: >>13409899

>>13409538
Do you get housing assistance too? 450/week doesn't seem like much if you have to pay for rent and utilities.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:51 No.13409765

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:51 No.13409765

>>13408901

Work experience is only viable for a corporate system.

The logical solution is to use the time to learn valuable skills (agriculture, basic construction, plumbing, etc) and educate yourself.

When welfare goes away, it'll be due to the collapse of the system. We've passed the tipping point, and Rome must burn for the ground to be foundation to something new.


And no, I'm not on welfare.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:51 No.13409767

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:51 No.13409767

>>13409690

Buy a bunch of guns now and then apply for autismbux.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:51 No.13409769

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:51 No.13409769

>>13408352 (OP)
>>tfw all I do is vidya, fucking, and the internet
>autism
>fucking
Stop lying.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:51 No.13409773

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:51 No.13409773

Replies: >>13409822 >>13409882 >>13410137

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On the day of the rope, welfare parasites will be the first to go

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:52 No.13409793

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:52 No.13409793

Replies: >>13410000

I have been a neet for a better part of the year. Yeah, fun at first, but when your days begin to blur into one amorphous mass of wasted time it becomes almost physically sickening.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:52 No.13409799

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:52 No.13409799

>>13409689
>implying you need to be a fat slug

I'm perfectly fine anon, that doesn't stop me from getting muh autismbux. Hell, I love treating my bros to dinner.

>>13409660
My housing is covered by the state too! Autismhug

>>13409676
When? I see no crisis.

>>13409690
I think I can still buy guns. What, can I not now? Not like I care, I'm not a gunfag.

>>13409698
minus the sonic lel

>>13409728
YES! you just need the connections my friend, and know how to act.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:52 No.13409813

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:52 No.13409813

>>13409736

Nah, but I've been legitimately diagnosed with depression. Medication would probably actually help me, but I am a poor person with no health insurance .___.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:52 No.13409814

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:52 No.13409814

Replies: >>13409922 >>13410065

Enjoy your depression and spiral into degeneracy, crime and drug abuse.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:52 No.13409822

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:52 No.13409822

>>13409773
>Mfw there will be no day of the rope
>Mfw I'll still be collecting autism bucks and you'll still be working your dead end job.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:52 No.13409824

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:52 No.13409824

Replies: >>13409922

>>13408352 (OP)
>Autism
>Getting fucked

Nice try CWC now go back to fucking ponies

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:53 No.13409830

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:53 No.13409830

Replies: >>13410091

I want to go on welfare, but only until I can get employed.

How would I redeem myself to the public? Charity?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:53 No.13409834

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:53 No.13409834

Replies: >>13409922

Honestly, I kind of agree with OP. The U.S. seems destined for collapse anyway. Maybe we should all get on welfare and help crash the system sooner.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:53 No.13409856

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:53 No.13409856

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Not exactly autism bux but,

>Paycheck garnished $200 a month by gov for taxes
>Get the $200 back in EBT bennies
>Mfw rich enough to pay taxes, but poor enough to get that money back in welfare

Murrica.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:54 No.13409882

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:54 No.13409882

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>>13409773
>Welfare parasites first to go
>Not the bankers

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:54 No.13409889

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:54 No.13409889

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>>13408352 (OP)

>work overnights at convenience store
>every night people come in and buy the worst junk food
>mfw they pay with food stamps

They'll spend ten bucks on beef jerky, cookies, red bull and soda. And split the tender so they can get cigarettes or blunts. And most of them are white.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:55 No.13409899

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:55 No.13409899

>>13409756
like i said, 1300 bucks a month in rental voucher

the welfare office where i live is always full of hasidic jews.

i always think of /pol/ when i see them walk out of the office smiling and whistling

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:55 No.13409922

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:55 No.13409922

Replies: >>13409982 >>13410139

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>>13409755
And why is this a "bad" thing? I'm taking advantage of the system, just like any capitalist would.

>>13409814
>implying

>>13409824
>implying CWC isn't dead

>>13409834
Even if the system collapses, I will still hang on.

The big fish eat the little fish, and I keep swimming. Or sailing really.

You fucks want to escape the jews and bankers? Follow my lead.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:56 No.13409951

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:56 No.13409951

>implying that anything about our society is "fair"
>implying that it is desirable for things to be "fair"
>implying wealthy people aren't gaming the system even harder than welfare faggots are
>implying that you should slave away at a job, when it is possible to live off of welfare and have a higher quality of life instead

I see no problem with this thread

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:56 No.13409959

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:56 No.13409959

Replies: >>13410137

I could probably weasel money out of the gubment but I would hate myself for it. I have to go to school to keep my mind occupied otherwise I would go stir crazy and probably start raping cats.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:57 No.13409982

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:57 No.13409982

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>>13409922
>Even if the system collapses, I will still hang on.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:58 No.13409999

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:58 No.13409999

Replies: >>13410059 >>13410137

>No job, no boss screaming at you, no worries.

No fucking money too, you forgot that part.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:58 No.13410000

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:58 No.13410000

>>13409793

Just get a gym membership or something.
Break your bouts of nothingness with exercise.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:58 No.13410014

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:58 No.13410014

Don't be so conceited, OP

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:58 No.13410034

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:58 No.13410034

A question for you welfare abusers. How much money do you actually get? I live in Sweden and live off 300 euro a month scholarship (housing is covered by other means). Been living like this for quite some time. I think that's a bit sad.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:59 No.13410039

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:59 No.13410039

Replies: >>13410095

>>13409755
>implying CEO's and Wall Street bankers aren't the real welfare queens.
The welfare OP gets is pennies compared to corporate welfare.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:59 No.13410059

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:59 No.13410059

Replies: >>13410305

>>13409999
nice quads, but disability benefits are cash payments man.

my rent is covered, i eat on the gov't's dime and the rest goes into my pocket as discretionary

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)22:59 No.13410065

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)22:59 No.13410065

Replies: >>13410137 >>13410168

>>13409814
>crime

Why would he commit crime? He's not a nigger and he's getting all the money he needs and wants.

>drug abuse

As long as he just sticks to weed and/or alcohol he's fine.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:00 No.13410091

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:00 No.13410091

>>13409830

Volunteer work.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:00 No.13410095

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:00 No.13410095

Replies: >>13410161

>>13410039
Welfare costs the state about 50% of the budget. More than the military.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:01 No.13410137

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:01 No.13410137

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>>13409773
So much fucking mad. How does working a cubical feel workfag?

>>13409959
>morality

Really, /pol/, this is where you draw the line?

/pol/ already contains a big portion of genocidal, racist, hateful social darwinists. If you are apathetic, why odes it matter if you profit from the system? Who does it harm?

>>13409999
excellent digits, but no. I live the sweet life, with enough left over each month to save up BIG TIME.

>>13410065
To be honest, I do toke up. Though usually it's at a friends.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:01 No.13410139

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:01 No.13410139

>>13409922
Becoming 100% dependent on "Jews and bankers" is not rebelling against them you retard.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:02 No.13410149

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:02 No.13410149

Because I can earn more working than from welfare. Plus I actually do enjoy my job and get a sense of satisfaction from what I do.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:02 No.13410158

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:02 No.13410158

Replies: >>13410261

>>13409538
>450

top lel. I prefer working 38 hours a week and maing around $800. My job is ok and boss is chill.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:02 No.13410161

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:02 No.13410161

>>13410095
Bullshit.
Last I checked welfare was about 12% of the budget.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:02 No.13410168

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:02 No.13410168

>>13410065
Because laziness breeds all kinds of shit. Just because he's a lazy shit doesn't mean he's free of his wants.
Let's face it, criminals are usually lazy. They might be really smart in their crime, but they still want big payoffs for little work as possible.
Drug abuse to numb the pain that comes from depression that comes from not doing anything productive.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:03 No.13410194

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:03 No.13410194

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Monthly benefits for TANF (Temporary Assistance for Needy Families) and AFDC (Aid to Families with Dependent Children) in the United States.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:03 No.13410197

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:03 No.13410197

Replies: >>13410472

>>13410137
I don't know what you think is a lot of money, so please, go ahead and tell me how much you recieve a month.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:03 No.13410224

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:03 No.13410224

Replies: >>13410333 >>13410345

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>people actually take pride in stealing from the poor and getting away with it

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:03 No.13410226

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:03 No.13410226

Replies: >>13410275

I don't get it, what do you have to look forward to, to aspire to? Doesn't it get boring playing video games all day? I would probably just kill myself if that's all i did.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:04 No.13410261

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:04 No.13410261

>>13410158
you can't work the 38 hours/week that you work and get the 1300/month housing voucher and 800/month food voucher that i get

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:05 No.13410267

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:05 No.13410267

Replies: >>13410472

>>13410137
> I live the sweet life, with enough left over each month to save up BIG TIME.

I hope you're buying bitcoins.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:05 No.13410275

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:05 No.13410275

>>13410226
well based on the fact he has to post this thread everyday and avatar with anime images its pretty clear his life is already becoming extremely boring and he has to try and reassure himself its not

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:05 No.13410289

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:05 No.13410289

Replies: >>13410472

>>13410137

Nothing wrong with toking up.

I lived the life of a NEET for a while, and basically all I did was stay inside, smoke weed, play vidya and browse the internet.

It was stagnant, but I was happy.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:05 No.13410301

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:05 No.13410301

>tfw my yearly incomes are so low I don't even have to pay any taxes

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:05 No.13410303

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:05 No.13410303

>tfw want autism bux but would feel immoral taking so much money when im perfectly capable of doing work

that said my autism is preventing me from writing more than 3 words an hour on my paper at this very moment, maybe i should take it

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:05 No.13410305

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:05 No.13410305

>>13410059
Through which specific services do you receive assistance?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:06 No.13410320

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:06 No.13410320

I'm sure the Hedonistic lifestyle novelty of yours will wear off pretty sooner.

- Former 3 year parasite

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:06 No.13410333

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:06 No.13410333

Replies: >>13410421

>>13410224
>stealing from the poor
The poor don't pay taxes. If anything we're stealing from the rich, which I have no problem with.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:07 No.13410345

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:07 No.13410345

Replies: >>13410575

>>13410224

60 years ago you were a pariah if you took handouts, society considered you a failure if you couldn't even provide the most basic needs such as food, shelter, etc. for you and your family.

Now it seems like not only do people not care about being on welfare, but some even pride themselves in how much they can game the system and can get. Kind of sad really.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:08 No.13410376

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:08 No.13410376

Replies: >>13410415

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>>13408352 (OP)
>>tfw all i do is vidya, fucking and the internet

Wow, sounds really fucking boring.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:08 No.13410415

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:08 No.13410415

Replies: >>13410455

>>13410376

You'd be surprised; it isn't.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:09 No.13410421

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:09 No.13410421

>>13410333
>The poor don't pay taxes. If anything we're stealing from the rich
You got that switched up

By Poor = 99%, Rich = 1%

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:09 No.13410451

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:09 No.13410451

And when you're on your deathbed looking back at life, you will see how you have literally accomplished nothing positive. If you're okay with that, you're just a sad human being. Have fun abusing the system for people who seriously need it.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:10 No.13410455

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:10 No.13410455

Replies: >>13410511

>>13410415
I guess if you're a simple minded autist then it's not.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:10 No.13410457

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:10 No.13410457

Replies: >>13410783

OP at least do yourself the favor and persue something productive. Do the courses at coursera.org, you got all the time in the world now.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:10 No.13410472

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:10 No.13410472

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>>13410197
In total? Around $2600 a month left over after spending is done for fun.

Home is payed for by the state, including utilities, and food is covered by food stamps. That leaving over thousands I can spend on shit per-month.

I never said I'm getting rich, but I live an easy and carefree life where I can buy fun things for myself. In the end, isn't that the perfect life? I certainly think so.

>>13410267
LEL. Funny guy. I'm investing a few hundred a month on gold/silver. Just in case the system DOES fail.

>>13410289
Truly, a simple but happy experiance bro. I may not have a mansion, but I never have to worry or go without.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:11 No.13410511

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:11 No.13410511

Replies: >>13410593 >>13410636

>>13410455

Why do you have to be so hostile? It has nothing to do with being simple-minded or an autist--it's simply not as boring as you seem to think it is.

Video games are fun and 4chan is fun.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:11 No.13410518

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:11 No.13410518

>>13410472
Specifically what services do you receive benefits from?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:11 No.13410526

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:11 No.13410526

Replies: >>13410783

>>13410472
>In total? Around $2600 a month left over after spending is done for fun.

No way you're getting more than $1k welfare per month.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:12 No.13410548

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:12 No.13410548

Replies: >>13410783

>>13410472
sounds fucking cozy man, my fellow autismbux bro

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:12 No.13410575

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:12 No.13410575

Replies: >>13410869

>>13410345
60 years ago you made a decent wage for the labor you gave. Now, well, you slave away 40 hrs a week and normally make less the $10 an hour. Just enough to afford your rent,food, and the car that gets you back and forth to work every day. It's a bullshit system and people are fed up, why work? I'm sure you'll just say go to college or some bullshit like that, but unless you're born into a well off family you can't afford it. I don't blame this people, why work your entire life away with nothing to show for it? I have a job btw..

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:13 No.13410593

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:13 No.13410593

Replies: >>13410683

>>13410511
Socializing and doing something productive is fun too

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:13 No.13410604

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:13 No.13410604

Replies: >>13410783

>>13410472
Where can I get some of those autismbux?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:14 No.13410636

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:14 No.13410636

>>13410511
>stating facts is being hostile

I mean it's okay if you actually want to sit about and play video-games until your 40 (if you haven't killed yourself by then like most NEETs do) but that seems really fucking boring. I prefer traveling the world and furthering my education. Good luck with your life though if this is the path you want to choose.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:14 No.13410643

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:14 No.13410643

Replies: >>13410862

All those money that shouldve went into BETTER things

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:15 No.13410671

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:15 No.13410671

Replies: >>13410783 >>13410965

>>13410472
you make literally 1/5 of what i do

holy fuck are there actually people on /pol/ this poor?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:16 No.13410683

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:16 No.13410683

Replies: >>13410791 >>13410888

>>13410593
>slaving away for 40 hours a week for less than $10 an hour
>fun

You can socialize and do something productive while on autismbux. Autism isn't that hard to fake, read a few articles and browse /v/ for an hour and you've got the act down.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:16 No.13410684

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:16 No.13410684

>>13408352 (OP)
mfw he is speaking about France

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:16 No.13410692

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:16 No.13410692

I don't think most people are meant to live off welfare, though I can't say I hope you're happy with yourself OP.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:19 No.13410783

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:19 No.13410783

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>>13410457
ACTUALLY, I'll be taking Community college courses soon anon. I love learning after all, and the state pays for it as well.

Personally, I love world religion. (I know, /pol/ and all, but I love different cultures)

>>13410526
That's INCLUDING SSI. Really you just have to know how to manipulate people. I get a bunch of little checks per-month as well, but fuck if I remember the program. A Lot of the sign-up process was done FOR me at the DHS

>>13410548
<3

>>13410604
SSI
Food Stamps
Welfare

That's the 3 key areas anon. Just go to DHS, they'll help ya

>>13410671
Remember, my home and other expenses are paid for. All that money is LEFT OVER.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:19 No.13410791

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:19 No.13410791

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>>13410683
>implying I make less than $30 an hour

Still, this does sound tempting.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:21 No.13410862

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:21 No.13410862

>>13410643
subjective

my life has inherent value and it should be supported

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:21 No.13410863

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:21 No.13410863

>Autistic
>work cozy office job in IT for exceptional salary
>pay for my sports car and inner-city apartment
>started working out last year
>got over my social anxiety and now able to get laid/make friends

I would probably kill myself if I had to go back to being a weed-smoking welfare shut in. It gets fucking depressing after a while.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:21 No.13410869

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:21 No.13410869

>>13410575

60 years ago women stayed in the kitchen and immigrants hadn't flooded into the country. There's such an abundance of labor today compared to back then, it's no surprise wages (for unskilled labor that every idiot can do, at least) have been pushed down.

Anyway it's not as bad as you make it out to be. And it's not that hard to make more than $10/hr if you're not a total fuckup, even without a degree. Maybe not right out of high school but by your 20s you should have enough work experience to make that kind of money.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:22 No.13410888

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:22 No.13410888

Replies: >>13410936

>>13410683
>for less than $10 an hour

are you fucking retarded or something?

can you not into a decent job?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:23 No.13410908

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:23 No.13410908

op what specific symptoms did you decide to concoct to prove your autism when you were being examined/when you're around welfare office types? was it just the lack of eye contact? how many weird little tics did you make up for your autistic alter ego?

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:23 No.13410936

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:23 No.13410936

>>13410888

Calm down faggot, not everyone gets to be made manager at daddy's car wash or whatever shit job you got handed to you.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:24 No.13410951

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:24 No.13410951

Replies: >>13411042 >>13411048 >>13411066

Because I make significantly more money than you receive doing something I enjoy.

Such a boring life, I can't imagine what it's like to have no ambition whatsoever.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:24 No.13410965

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:24 No.13410965

>>13410671
Well but he doesn't work. I'm too proud to take welfare, but looks like he rakes in about 3.5k or more total per month. Can't really blame him.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:26 No.13411025

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:26 No.13411025

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>>13408352 (OP)
>all I do is vidya, fucking, and the internet
>They think that is 'the good life'
I pity you OP.

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:27 No.13411042

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:27 No.13411042

>>13410951
it's cozy. i'm basically wrapped up in blankets all day.

hot food. cold beer. just like you

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:27 No.13411048

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:27 No.13411048

>>13410951
>implying vidya, internet, drugs and anything else you decide to do with your unlimited time is boring
>implying not having to work isn't better than doing something you "love"

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:27 No.13411066

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:27 No.13411066

>>13410951
AKSHULLY IM VERY WEL ADJUSTID AN HAVE DAREAMS WICH I GO AFTER OFDEN.
IM HAB ABITION BUT ONLI 2 MASTBATE IN BASEEMENT :D

Anonymous
04/27/13(Sat)23:28 No.13411096

Anonymous 04/27/13(Sat)23:28 No.13411096

>>13409666
>666
>dragon Dildos
Glad I'm not a satanic flaming homofag who fantasizes about satan's dick up my ass