Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)13:56 No.15949765

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)13:56 No.15949765

Replies: >>15949893

>religion: atheist

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)13:56 No.15949769

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)13:56 No.15949769

Replies: >>15949835 >>15950564

>asking about salary in a job interview at all
>not passionate enough to do the job for free

God damn entitled millenials
Into the trash they go

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)13:56 No.15949782

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)13:56 No.15949782

Replies: >>15956757

>>15949695 (OP)
>Less than a years worth of experience in the role he's applied for.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)13:58 No.15949835

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)13:58 No.15949835

Replies: >>15951448

>>15949769

>asking about salary during an interview

You shouldn't be doing this at all.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:00 No.15949893

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:00 No.15949893

Replies: >>15951602 >>15960881

>>15949765
>putting your religion on a resume

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:01 No.15949933

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:01 No.15949933

Replies: >>15950017

>implying my social anxiety wouldnt make the resumee land in the trash anyway
>implying I will ever write a resumee to anyone and not stay a NEET like for the last 3 years
I hope you enjoy paying taxes for me

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:04 No.15950017

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:04 No.15950017

Replies: >>15950211 >>15950235 >>15950709

>>15949933
>implying I pay taxes
>implying you cannot be self-employed and enjoy the benefits of being a NEET (like staying at home whenever I want) while also earn a lot more money

you're just lazy

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:07 No.15950110

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:07 No.15950110

Replies: >>15956564

>using the into the trash forced meme
>into the trash it goes

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:09 No.15950170

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:09 No.15950170

Replies: >>15950252 >>15950366 >>15950499

>laid off almost exactly a year ago
>not eligible for state unemployment because i worked out of state
>move home with parents
>fuck it, i have enough saved up, i'll just take the summer off and relax
>summer ends, decide to reenter workforce
>"i see you have 3 months between your old job and now, would you like to elaborate on this?"
>"yeah, i decided to take some time off"
>get curious look

I got a job within a couple months of seriously beginning my search. I'm really starting to miss that time off. One of my top goals right now is to ensure I won't be trapped in a cubicle for the rest of my career like so many of the senior people in my office. That's no life.

/rant

I don't talk much about my building rage. I watched Office Space last night and every stereotype fits my office. Fuck.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:09 No.15950184

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:09 No.15950184

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>reading resumes
>applicant neglected to provide his facebook user name and password
>call him to ask what's going on
>says he doesn't have facebook
>i say "why not, no friends?"
>into the trash goes the resume
>call the DHS "If you see something, say something" hotline to report possible terrorist

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:10 No.15950211

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:10 No.15950211

Replies: >>15950302

>>15950017
What kind of self employment is even feasible for people with social anxiety?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:11 No.15950235

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:11 No.15950235

>>15950017
>thinking people are NEET because of lazy

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:12 No.15950252

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:12 No.15950252

Replies: >>15950439 >>15953686

>>15950170
>"i see you have 3 months between your old job and now, would you like to elaborate on this?"
>"yeah, i decided to take some time off"
>get curious look

Wow. I'm 24 and never had a job. I have no chance to get by.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:13 No.15950284

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:13 No.15950284

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>ethnicity
>white

welp

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:13 No.15950302

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:13 No.15950302

Replies: >>15950372

>>15950211
>social anxiety

You need some CBT

Had similar troubles. Now I can talk to fucking anyone.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:14 No.15950321

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:14 No.15950321

>>15949695 (OP)
>giving people work for free
What, are you liberal or something?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:15 No.15950366

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:15 No.15950366

Replies: >>15955625

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>>15950170

>the idea of saving up and taking time off is so foreign to the average wageslave that it cannot even be believed

keep working for all that shit you dont need, plebs

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:15 No.15950372

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:15 No.15950372

Replies: >>15950444

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>>15950302

>CBT

'Yes, good goyim, the psychologist is your friend, now tell me more about how you are a mentally ill racist'

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:17 No.15950439

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:17 No.15950439

Replies: >>15950770 >>15954402

>>15950252
They automatically assume that you were in jail for that time. They gave him a curious look because "Yeah I just felt like not working" sounds like something you would make up to hide that you were in jail

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:17 No.15950444

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:17 No.15950444

Replies: >>15950581 >>15950591

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>>15950372
>have male therapist
>tell me i need CBT
>we went out to bars/clubs every 4 weeks
>did this 3 times
>he bought drinks every time
>encouraged me to get pussy

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:19 No.15950499

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:19 No.15950499

Replies: >>15950555

>>15950170
You could have easily lied and said "looking for work, bad job market" and they would have believed that without a second though.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:21 No.15950555

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:21 No.15950555

Replies: >>15950762 >>15950770

>>15950499

Fuck that. Fuck this whole idea that you need to be constantly employed. If someone saves up enough money to take a few months off there should be no problem with that.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:21 No.15950564

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:21 No.15950564

Replies: >>15952459 >>15958476

>>15949769
At the same time, I don't think it's good to mention that you would do the job for free. I had an interview at a very large Fortune 100, and they asked me why they should hire me over everyone else. My response was "I actually enjoy what I do, and I would do it for free. I do it in my free time." They looked shocked when I said this, like they thought I was insulting them for the fact that they got paid for it. I literally think that's the reason I didn't get the job, everything else in the interview went great

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:22 No.15950581

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:22 No.15950581

>>15950444
>being a handicap with a sugar daddy

What a faggot

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:22 No.15950591

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:22 No.15950591

>>15950444
he told you you needed cock and ball torture?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:23 No.15950603

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:23 No.15950603

Replies: >>15954110

>be NEET for almost 5 years
>never had a job ever
>parents kick me out and I'm forced to go on welfare and live in public housing
>stop applying for jobs
>notice that my lips are becoming swollen
>my skin complexion is darkening
>develop ravenous craving for KFC and grape sodas
>becoming attracted to fat women
>muh dick is HUGE nigga!
>why muhfuckin whitey make da line so muhfuckin long at da welfare office
>das racist
>crackas keepin us down

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:24 No.15950653

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:24 No.15950653

Replies: >>15952412

>look at resume
>not related to me
>into the trash!

Reality

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:25 No.15950679

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:25 No.15950679

Replies: >>15950722 >>15951083 >>15951192 >>15954402

>>15949695 (OP)
Odds are your email address is what is getting you trashed. Its the first thing we look at when we are looking for new applicants. If you have some email account at aol or yhaoo I dont give a shit what qualifications you have its going into the trash. But if your address is at somewhere like gmail I wont give a shit unless its something stupid like XXXMLG360NUTSHOT. If you have your own domain you get put into the must look at pile.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:26 No.15950709

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:26 No.15950709

>>15950017
>you're just lazy
I studied law for 2 years, then switched to software development where I got a degree. I couldnt find a job because interviewers wondered why I switched subjects and my social anxiety with lack of facebook account and social activities did the rest (not to mention being nervous during interview because of said anxiety). I am quite sure now I am on online blacklists, as I didnt even get a reply to all my later job applications.

now I live with my mother again ang get welfare and disability and you suckers pay for it. so call me lazy or whatever, but I have zero remorse or moral issues as I tried my best.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:26 No.15950722

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:26 No.15950722

Replies: >>15950819

>>15950679
wut about a paid @comcast.net email

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:27 No.15950762

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:27 No.15950762

Replies: >>15951795

>>15950555

no.

thats not productive. thats not helping your nation compete in the international marketplace.

where is your patriotism, anon? why do you hate your country?

>work will set you free

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:27 No.15950770

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:27 No.15950770

>>15950555
A white lie harms nether you nor them. Besides, it's more likely that >>15950439 has the right idea. If you said you were traveling abroad or doing something productive with your time, it makes you sound less like a worthless bum/convict.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:29 No.15950819

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:29 No.15950819

>>15950722
A comcast domain does not bug me as I work at an ISP and we give account to our customers. It shows you know how to pay a bill. You just need to make it look as professional as possible. If its just your name then that is good. If its some cheesy handle you have been using since jr high its time to ditch it.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:33 No.15951000

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:33 No.15951000

Replies: >>15951070

>reading resume
>meets and exceeds most basic requirements as posted on job description
>college degree in applicable subject matter
>years of experience in field
>complete job history with no substantial gaps
>references with letters or recommendation
>background check clean
>proper certifications

Into the trash it goes!

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:35 No.15951049

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:35 No.15951049

Replies: >>15951116

When you apply for a job you should be at least willing to work unpaid for 5 years. After that probationary period you are eligible for the lowest paid position, which will only be part time. After another 5 years of this then you will be ready for a full time position, but since its full time you only make minimum wage. Welcome to wage slavery serfs

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:36 No.15951070

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:36 No.15951070

>>15951000

let me see...

resume was lacking the buzzwords of the week?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:36 No.15951083

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:36 No.15951083

Replies: >>15951231

>>15950679
What if it's my full.name@outlook.com?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:37 No.15951116

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:37 No.15951116

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>>15951049

>tfw this

this, in a nutshell, is where we're heading... and fast

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:37 No.15951133

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:37 No.15951133

Replies: >>15951182 >>15951266 >>15951355 >>15955145

>>15949695 (OP)
>no internships
>no volunteer work

Someone smart enough to not just give their labor away

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:39 No.15951182

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:39 No.15951182

Replies: >>15958677

>>15951133
My internship is paid. $7.50/hr though. :/

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:39 No.15951192

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:39 No.15951192

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>>15950679

>kingkush420blazeit@aol.com

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:41 No.15951231

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:41 No.15951231

Replies: >>15951370

>>15951083
Not bad. How long have you had it at the outlook.com domain? I thought MS stopped handing those out a long time ago.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:42 No.15951266

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:42 No.15951266

Replies: >>15951336 >>15951421

>>15951133

employers dont want smart people, anon. smart people just gum up the application of carefully developed policy with their "ideas" and "suggestions".

the term "overqualified" generally means you will be unable to tow the line because you probably outsmart management.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:42 No.15951290

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:42 No.15951290

Replies: >>15952446

>2013
>not being a NEET
>applying for job interviews despite all this:
http://www.cracked.com/article_20322_6-ways-companies-are-secretly-screwing-job-applicants.html

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:42 No.15951291

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:42 No.15951291

Replies: >>15951480 >>15955895

i work as an IT manager for a banking company

what i noticed after going to about 10 interviews is that there is no such thing as a good resume

the funny part about my journey towards getting a job is that the _best_ job that i applied for was the one that i got, while at the same time inferior jobs were rejected because my resume "was bad"

what you have to take into consideration is that you are going to be interviewed by different people

if you say you are an atheist, a hardcore christian is likely to consider that bad, but a richard dawkins fanboy is going to consider it good. what you have to ask yourself is, do you want to work for a christian boss or an atheist boss?

most companies had a hobby section in their application form (most companies use online application software) and i put down video games and poker. most people i was interviewed by told me those were the two worst hobbies i could have possibly written down. but when i applied for IT jobs, those two hobbies were perfect

what im trying to say is: be yourself, and eventually you will meet someone who appreciates you for who you truly are, rather than an illusion of an ideal candidate. if you write down "im a conservative jew who does sports and goes to a chess club" when in fact you are an atheist liberal who plays video games and poker, you might end up working with people you dislike

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:43 No.15951317

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:43 No.15951317

I like how none of you know why companies have non-paid internships. Its to keep the pelbs out who don't have rich parents. Think about it. If a rich kid wants a job mom and did will pay for their living expenses. Its class warfare we are dealing with.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:43 No.15951336

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:43 No.15951336

>>15951266
how do you outsmart management?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:44 No.15951355

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:44 No.15951355

Replies: >>15951528

>>15951133
>Internships
>unpaid

I had literally never heard of this until I started browsing 4chan. All the internships I've ever had paid more than 10 dollars an hour.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:44 No.15951370

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:44 No.15951370

Replies: >>15951538

>>15951231
They re-activated outlook a few months ago. I got in asap because I couldn't get find a decent looking gmail with my name. Too popular...

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:45 No.15951421

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:45 No.15951421

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>>15951266

>be smart
>major in something useless like business or english instead of STEM
>complain when you don't get hired with 100K starting

You brought this on yourself.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:46 No.15951448

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:46 No.15951448

Replies: >>15954798

>>15949835
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Not negotiating with them over salary

You don't value yourself highly do you?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:47 No.15951480

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:47 No.15951480

>>15951291
But it's illegal for a job to ask you what religion you are.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:49 No.15951528

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:49 No.15951528

>>15951355
I'm getting an unpaid internship this fall. Government entities and non-profits tend to have them.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:49 No.15951538

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:49 No.15951538

Replies: >>15955541

>>15951370
Yea it looks way better then an msn or hotmail account. The only real improvement I could tell you to do is if you are going for an IT position at any level get a custom domain. It will get you noticed and its cheap to get hosting at HostGator for like $7 a month.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:51 No.15951602

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:51 No.15951602

Replies: >>15951896

>>15949893
>religion field left blank

TRASH FOR THE TRASH GOD

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:57 No.15951795

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:57 No.15951795

>>15950762
no.

thats not productive. thats not helping your nation compete in the international marketplace.

where is your patriotism, anon? why do you hate your country?

>work will set you free
>arbeit macht frei

Okay,mr Schlomo goldstein

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)14:59 No.15951896

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)14:59 No.15951896

>>15951602
Nobody but a moron puts a religion field on their resume.
/pol/ probably puts "Proud National Socialist" on their resumes and wonders why they're still unemployed.
Clearly, it must be the Jews.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:00 No.15951934

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:00 No.15951934

Replies: >>15952009 >>15952058 >>15952060 >>15952356

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What the fuck do I even put in for "Requested Salary" Is there a right answer for it

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:01 No.15951964

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:01 No.15951964

Replies: >>15952403

>look at resume
>not related to me
>INTO TRASH NEVER COME BACK YOU FUCKING FAILURE
Pretty much sums up me submitting 93 applications over a year

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:02 No.15951992

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:02 No.15951992

>>15949695 (OP)
>Implying you're a manager and not some pimple-ridden burger flipper making minimum wage.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:03 No.15952009

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:03 No.15952009

>>15951934
you go on a forum and ask what is common.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:03 No.15952035

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:03 No.15952035

> has a diploma
> prior experience: none
> expecting a decent wage

Into the trash it does!

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:04 No.15952058

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:04 No.15952058

>>15951934
"moderate amount"

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:04 No.15952060

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:04 No.15952060

>>15951934
>What the fuck do I even put in for "Requested Salary" Is there a right answer for it
Yes.
"Competitive wages"
That's you telling them you wish to be paid the same as everyone else in that position.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:04 No.15952079

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:04 No.15952079

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I'm thankful I've had 4 different part time jobs, ez pz "experience"

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:05 No.15952127

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:05 No.15952127

Replies: >>15952151

>LOOKING AT RESUME
>SEE INTIMIDATING QUESTION
>(PREGO) OR (RAGU)

WHICH DO YOU PICK /POL/? FUCKING CHOOSE. THE TRASHMAN IS WAITING

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:06 No.15952151

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:06 No.15952151

Replies: >>15952185

>>15952127
Angel Haired

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:07 No.15952185

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:07 No.15952185

Replies: >>15952250

>>15952151
NOT AN OPTION. THAT IS AN IMMEDIATE TRASH

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:08 No.15952221

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:08 No.15952221

Replies: >>15960443

>>15949695 (OP)
>>no internships

Confirmed for not having looked at a single resume.

We throw out internships regularly because we'd rather have people who went and worked for McDonalds and got their shit together, are willing to do the shit jobs they have to in order to get by, than some retard who was a gofer at some company, gaining no real skills while hoping they'd hire them.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:08 No.15952250

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:08 No.15952250

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>>15952185
YOU AREN'T THE TRASHMASTER, I AM. I AM TRASHING YOUR LIFE

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:11 No.15952356

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:11 No.15952356

Replies: >>15954866

>>15951934
that's the litmus test for applicants.

1. if you put in less than your market value, you get less, and that will be the base line for future salary negotiations, too.

2. if you put in too much, le smiling trashman claims another cv.
3. if you don't know your current market value, just compare the new job to your current one.
4. don't have a current job? See 2.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:12 No.15952390

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:12 No.15952390

>NEET
>don't have to stress over getting a job

Feels good man

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:12 No.15952403

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:12 No.15952403

Replies: >>15952481 >>15952552 >>15957628

>>15951964
>93 over a year
Pfffftt... You should be pumping out AT LEAST 20 every other day.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:13 No.15952412

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:13 No.15952412

>>15950653
>"Fuck's a resume?"
>Gets cousin Bob on the phone.
>"Hey Bob, what do you know about information technology? We need a new IT guy."
>"Fuck all, Steve."
>"Good enough. You're our new IT guy."

Reality

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:13 No.15952446

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:13 No.15952446

Replies: >>15952547

>>15951290
I still can't believe you American's have to take a drug test to get a job.

I thought you were free?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:14 No.15952459

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:14 No.15952459

>>15950564
Yep, that's the reason.

Same thing as a guy throwing himself at women saying "I'd do anything if you let me fuck you." He won't get laid either.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:14 No.15952481

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:14 No.15952481

>>15952403
Those are 93 different places. I submitted over 100 applications but i did some places multiple times

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:16 No.15952547

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:16 No.15952547

Replies: >>15952645

>>15952446
>I thought you were free?
So a business owner is not free to higher non-druggies? I says its less free to restrict someone from finding out if you are going to be a liability on the job.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:16 No.15952552

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:16 No.15952552

>>15952403
>You should be pumping out AT LEAST 20 every other day.
If you're looking for any job, maybe. My career field isn't very big, so I may see a job ad for it (or related to it) once a week or worse.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:17 No.15952587

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:17 No.15952587

Replies: >>15952652 >>15958968

>23
>stem major with average grades
>no internships or research
>probably not gonna get into an allopathic med school, refuse to get a second rate DO degree

i guess thats that. Im either going to join the military or go work the oil sands after this application cycle.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:18 No.15952627

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:18 No.15952627

Replies: >>15952690 >>15958733

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>The year of our lord 2011+7-5
>Thinking anything but nepotism will get you a job anywhere at anytime ever

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:19 No.15952645

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:19 No.15952645

Replies: >>15952784

>>15952547
You make a point, it just seems weird that it seems to be such a wide spread thing.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:19 No.15952652

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:19 No.15952652

>>15952587
DOs are fine

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:20 No.15952690

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:20 No.15952690

Replies: >>15952722

>>15952627
pretty much this. Make nepotism illegal. Boom. Unemployment drops to below 1%.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:21 No.15952722

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:21 No.15952722

>>15952690
lolno

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:21 No.15952724

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:21 No.15952724

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>Getting a M.A
>Have connections + previous experience
Either getting a job in a local Government, or Raytheon

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:23 No.15952784

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:23 No.15952784

Replies: >>15952814

>>15952645
The main problem with giving a job to someone who does drugs is that they might get caught at any time. Just think what it takes to train a person to do some jobs. It becomes a liability in many ways outside of safety.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:23 No.15952787

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:23 No.15952787

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>>15949695 (OP)
>Trying to get a job
>not just claiming autism and getting your EBT and gubmint cheese every month.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:24 No.15952814

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:24 No.15952814

Replies: >>15952914

>>15952784
Yes. But if so much of your population druggies that you need to test basically everyone single person?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:26 No.15952914

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:26 No.15952914

>>15952814
I am going to preface this by saying that I don't agree with employer drug testing so I am kind of defending a point that I don't care for. With that said its more of a tool of exclusion of minorities and the poor. But its their right to do so.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:32 No.15953117

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:32 No.15953117

Replies: >>15953522

>the year of our lord 2013
>not having parents that are job creators

Le shiggy

I make $27 an hour browsing /pol/ and going on combined lunch/nap breaks at my dad's firm. I just finished high school and am going off to college in August.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:44 No.15953522

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:44 No.15953522

>>15953117
gib job pls

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:48 No.15953623

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:48 No.15953623

I hope people remember things like this when this country goes full socialist. This level of unemployment will eventually lead to the downfall of the current order and it's replacement with something else.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)15:51 No.15953686

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)15:51 No.15953686

>>15950252
HAHHAHA i've had 6 years off since i last worked. they think 3 months is long now? wow

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:02 No.15954022

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:02 No.15954022

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>looks at resume
>looks at email field
>420blazeitfaggot@gmail.com

INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:04 No.15954083

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:04 No.15954083

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>Reading an application
>Person lists video games as a hobby
>A quick internet search shows that the person has no facebook account.

Into the trash it goes!

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:05 No.15954110

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:05 No.15954110

>>15950603
lel

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:12 No.15954348

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:12 No.15954348

Replies: >>15954564

I have a facebook but it's not listed through search afaik, plus I use a different name other than my real/legal name. Deal w/ it.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:13 No.15954402

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:13 No.15954402

>>15950439
Seriously? That would explain a lot.

>>15950679
What if it's some non-mainstream provider like lavabit?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:18 No.15954564

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:18 No.15954564

Replies: >>15954922

>>15954348
Googling the name I use for Facebook doesn't come up with anything either.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:25 No.15954798

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:25 No.15954798

Replies: >>15955435

>>15951448

Nor particularly, when some faggots in china are forced to do the job for 10 Yuans / 1.24€ per month, and the youth-unemployment in my country is kinda high already.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:26 No.15954847

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:26 No.15954847

Replies: >>15955451

>tfw so far gone down the rabbit hole no one would ever hire me
>feels soooooo fucking good man

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:27 No.15954866

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:27 No.15954866

>>15952356
>compare the new job to your current one
...what if there's no current one
...the trash, right?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:29 No.15954921

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:29 No.15954921

Replies: >>15954955 >>15955114

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>2013
>not paying/bribing to get a job

Step it up slave.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:29 No.15954922

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:29 No.15954922

Replies: >>15954986

>>15954564
They can use facebook search?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:29 No.15954943

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:29 No.15954943

Replies: >>15955117

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>atheist transexual pan-ethnic jewish black lesbian womyn

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:30 No.15954955

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:30 No.15954955

>>15954921
>2013+0
>paying people to enslave you

also
>privElege
way to goof

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:31 No.15954986

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:31 No.15954986

Replies: >>15955046

>>15954922
I do background checks for potential employees for my father. The first thing I check if the applicant has a FB, and what they post on it.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:33 No.15955046

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:33 No.15955046

Replies: >>15955097

>>15954986
But we're talking about how to not be findable through search. All of my settings are set to private so that helps too.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:34 No.15955097

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:34 No.15955097

>>15955046
>no FB account, not findable thru search or settings set to private

guess where your resume goes

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:34 No.15955114

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:34 No.15955114

Replies: >>15955223

>>15954921
I went to Georgetown and recently graduated; is there a name attached to this quote? I'm going to be on the Alumni Admissions Committee.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:35 No.15955117

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:35 No.15955117

>>15954943
>the patriarchy strikes again

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:35 No.15955145

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:35 No.15955145

Replies: >>15958677

>>15951133
My internship paid me $12/hr

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:37 No.15955223

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:37 No.15955223

Replies: >>15955293

>>15955114
If you went to one of the most prestigious American universities but can't tell that that quote's fake, chances are you yourself might have benefited from male privilege.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:39 No.15955291

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:39 No.15955291

Replies: >>15957711

>be unemployed
>write in my Cv that im a transexual oppresed minority and that if you dont hire me i will sue
>they give me the job

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:39 No.15955293

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:39 No.15955293

>>15955223
I actually dealt with these people on an almost daily basis. If they were going to make up a quote like this I would think they would attach it to HYPS rather than Georgetown simply because they are more well-known.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:41 No.15955402

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:41 No.15955402

Replies: >>15955466 >>15955479 >>15956022

/pol/ if I can't get an internship before I graduate am I fucked?

Actuarial Mathematics major by the way.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:42 No.15955435

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:42 No.15955435

>>15954798
That's adorable. You're actually holding yourself hostage.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:43 No.15955451

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:43 No.15955451

Replies: >>15955529 >>15955563 >>15955980 >>15956213

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>>15954847

I'm probably a bit further down the rabbit hole than you.

Literally.....how in the fuck do I explain the last 6-7 years of my life?


"A huge orgy of material and monetary excess, narcissism, drugs and living in my own fantasy world."


The worst part? I have been at the very top......I can never go back down and mingle with the plebs ever again. I simply know too much.

Oh well, onward and upward!

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:43 No.15955466

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:43 No.15955466

Replies: >>15955603

>>15955402
Probably. Insurance companies tend to be pretty light in their recruitment policies, though, because the jobs suck.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:44 No.15955479

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:44 No.15955479

Replies: >>15955603

>>15955402
yes
>Actuarial Mathematics major
double yes

source: i'm a trashm... i mean HR specialist

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:45 No.15955529

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:45 No.15955529

>>15955451
are you the faggot from this thread: >>15954930 → ?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:45 No.15955541

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:45 No.15955541

>>15951538

and also all your emails aren't read by google.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:46 No.15955563

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:46 No.15955563

>>15955451

you have made some progress, but not yet reached the peak of the holy mountain of NEETdom.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:47 No.15955603

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:47 No.15955603

>>15955466
>>15955479
Well, fuck.

Looks like I'm going to have to focus on my exams. I hear if you get 3-4 passed you'll likely get an entry level position.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:47 No.15955625

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:47 No.15955625

Replies: >>15955841

>>15950366
>have shitty 2 weeks vacation
>come back to work
>"hey anon how was you break"
>"too short"
>looks of surprise and shock

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:48 No.15955644

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:48 No.15955644

Replies: >>15955721 >>15955897

isn't this guy a stage performer or something? why is he associated with resumes?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:48 No.15955647

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:48 No.15955647

Replies: >>15955762

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>>15949695 (OP)

>Reading transcript
>Womyn studies

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:49 No.15955662

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:49 No.15955662

>not having YOURNAME.COM as your domain and using it for your emails
Step it up, guys.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:50 No.15955721

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:50 No.15955721

>>15955644

Looks like Penn Gillette to me, no clue why he has anything to do with resumes.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:51 No.15955762

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:51 No.15955762

>>15955647
Have fun getting fired for discrimination

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:53 No.15955841

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:53 No.15955841

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>>15955625
Mm.. yeah... I'm gonna have to recommend not promoting Anon... He's been a bit flaky since his vacation.. said he didn't want to come back to work... yeahh...

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:55 No.15955895

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:55 No.15955895

>>15951291
Just got a job as a DST at a large printing company. My boss (IT Manager) asked me my hobbies, I told him I play vidya gaems, read forums and go running.

Turns out he reads the chan, plays WoW and runs marathons. Needless to say, I was hired.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:55 No.15955897

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:55 No.15955897

>>15955644
It's because he looks smug. But really it was just a forced meme that someone kept posting.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:56 No.15955961

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:56 No.15955961

Replies: >>15956159

>20
>no job experience
>no skills
>shit job market

into the trash i go

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:57 No.15955980

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:57 No.15955980

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>>15955451
There was some guy on /jp/ who dropped out of school in 8th grade and is now in his mid-20s without even a high school diploma, let alone a job.

There's also that guy from /r9k/ who spent 10 years locked in his room. There's a thread on chanarchive about it. You still have a long way to go until you are the master truNEET of legend.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:58 No.15956022

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:58 No.15956022

Replies: >>15957234

>>15955402
The job market for actuaries right now is extremely tough. Without several exams passed and an internship completed, you've got your work cut out for you. Expect to pass both P and FM exams and complete an internship before even sniffing a full-time job doing something even remotely actuarial-related. Good luck man. I mean that.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)16:58 No.15956030

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)16:58 No.15956030

Replies: >>15956583

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The Bobs from Office Space would be much better for this meme.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:01 No.15956159

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:01 No.15956159

Replies: >>15956220

>>15955961
With all these nanny-state laws against discrimination, can't you pretend to be gay to get hired?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:03 No.15956213

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:03 No.15956213

>>15955451
lel

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:03 No.15956220

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:03 No.15956220

>>15956159
Wouldn't i have to get past the resume stage for that anyway? I can't just put; IM GAY YOU BETTER HIRE ME.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:04 No.15956266

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:04 No.15956266

Replies: >>15956419

>it says here you didn't apply for any jobs for 3 months after leaving your previous job
>what happened? thought you would just... relax? thought you'd have a little... time for yourself? Hmm, very interesting. And I suppose you think you're so special that you should have time for yourself, yes? Don't actually think you should work, do you? Secretly believe you're too good for it, hm? Put yourself in my shoes, why would I hire someone who is already predisposed to valuing himself over work? We have plenty of people willing to put work first and themselves last, why would we hire a lazy bones like you? Can we have your internet records please? We want to make sure you haven't been reading any Bob Black essays in your three month absence from the work force. K thanks.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:05 No.15956306

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:05 No.15956306

Replies: >>15956447 >>15956535 >>15956640

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>not requiring all applicants to submit to rigorous psychoanalysis before interview
>not requiring applicants to provide CAT scan and blood test results
>not requiring all employees to have RFID chip

It's like you want your company to stay in the trash forever.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:08 No.15956410

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:08 No.15956410

>tfw friend got job at home depot after a few years NEETing
>he's gone to the work training program and been drug tested

RIP friend. i will remember you as you once were, full of neet pride.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:08 No.15956419

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:08 No.15956419

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>>15956266
>We want to make sure you haven't been reading any Bob Black essays in your three month absence from the work force

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:09 No.15956447

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:09 No.15956447

>>15956306
I like the way you think, hired!

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:09 No.15956452

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:09 No.15956452

Replies: >>15956493 >>15956547 >>15956561 >>15957328

>everybody has an internship at my school
>ask them what they do
>pointless shit like data entry and doing google searches
>ask if they are learning anything
>they say they haven't learned a single thing

why in the fuck should I even waste my time

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:10 No.15956493

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:10 No.15956493

Replies: >>15956592

>>15956452
Because it's the credentials that count, not the content.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:11 No.15956535

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:11 No.15956535

>>15956306
>employee has introvert tendencies
>fired for not being a team player

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:11 No.15956547

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:11 No.15956547

>>15956452
It's the "valuable XPzzz" that are basically one of the only ways you can ever get a decent job

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:12 No.15956561

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:12 No.15956561

>>15956452
>thinking knowledge counts

If knowledge did count, you would get training rather that wasting your time getting a degree for many jobs

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:12 No.15956564

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:12 No.15956564

>>15950110
in what video does he actually say that quote.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:12 No.15956583

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:12 No.15956583

Replies: >>15956674

>>15956030

Nah, they're already taken by Lolbertarians as one of their megaphones. Not to mention, their whole existence in the movie and their scenes are about determining who to fire (never hire) to help the company cut corners and save money.

>I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:12 No.15956592

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:12 No.15956592

Replies: >>15956692

>>15956493

Rather just lie.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:14 No.15956640

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:14 No.15956640

>>15956306
>not requiring all applicants to submit to rigorous psychoanalysis before interview

Most psychopaths are really really good at faking psychoanalysis because they know what answers are expected of a normal person.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:15 No.15956674

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:15 No.15956674

>>15956583
to be fair Symkowski was useless

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:15 No.15956680

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:15 No.15956680

>you could have been born to rich parents
>you could of not had to worry about money or getting a job
>you could have been working for your father's successful company, making him proud and making a living

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:15 No.15956692

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:15 No.15956692

>>15956592
Have fun getting caught by HR a few months in and dealing with the shame.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:16 No.15956704

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:16 No.15956704

Replies: >>15956745 >>15957115

>>15949695 (OP)
>employer reads my resume
>out of employment, education and training for 2 years
>no work experience
>no university diploma

I'm never going to get meaningful employment, am I?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:16 No.15956723

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:16 No.15956723

>>15949695 (OP)
>low level service work (waiter/data entry/...)
>internship
>volunteer work
What's the best, personally I would think an internship.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:17 No.15956745

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:17 No.15956745

>>15956704
This is me and i can't even get employment, let alone anything meaningful

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:17 No.15956757

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:17 No.15956757

Replies: >>15957428 >>15958009

>>15949782
I hate this shit. Everywhere expects you to have relevant work experience or they won't employ you, but how is anyone supposed to have relevant work experience when nobody will hire you unless you already have relevant work experience? What a fucking joke.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:22 No.15956941

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:22 No.15956941

Replies: >>15957051

1945, corporations paid 50 percent of federal taxes. Now they pay about 5 percent.

In 1900, 90 percent of Americans were self-employed; now it’s about two percent

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:25 No.15957051

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:25 No.15957051

Replies: >>15957084 >>15957339

>>15956941
1993 was 30 years ago

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:26 No.15957084

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:26 No.15957084

Replies: >>15957403

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>>15957051
sorry...

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:27 No.15957115

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:27 No.15957115

Replies: >>15957228 >>15957349 >>15957370 >>15957601 >>15958241

>>15956704
well, itll be pretty easy to get a job flipping burgers

>but i dont wanna

suck it up, in about a decade youll be able to branch out and be fine

>but i wanna six figure job like dubs guy in that movie NOW

kids today

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:27 No.15957131

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:27 No.15957131

Replies: >>15960755

>put in resumes/applications for stuff
>never get a call back
>call and never get through to the person I need to talk to
>go in and never meet the person I'm supposed to talk to
>go to temp agency
>they don't help me even when I call and ask, but instead tell me to wait for them to contact me, so I do
>they most likely sold my information

>say fuck it
>become a bladesmith
>sell viking knives for $200 a piece

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957228

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:29 No.15957228

>>15957115
I'm in the same situation as that guy and i can't even get a job flipping burgers. I'm absolutely fucked

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:30 No.15957234

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:30 No.15957234

>>15956022
Well fuck a duck.

At least an Actuarial Mathematics degree is actually useful and can be seen as a good education by many other types of employers.

Right? Right!?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:32 No.15957328

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:32 No.15957328

>>15956452
You shouldn't.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:33 No.15957339

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:33 No.15957339

Replies: >>15957403

>>15957051
try 20

Good men
06/23/13(Sun)17:33 No.15957349

Good men 06/23/13(Sun)17:33 No.15957349

Replies: >>15957692

>>15957115
>dubs guy
>actually working
>actually earned his position
>not half the point of the movie

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:33 No.15957370

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:33 No.15957370

Replies: >>15957441

>>15957115
I think I would rather kill myself than flip burgers for a decade.

But I don't want a six figure job, I really don't care very much about money. So long as I have enough for my basic needs and a few luxuries from time to time, I'm pretty content. Having a job I enjoy and take pride in is much more important to me than how much it pays.

I'm qualified in IT just below a university level, but honestly I don't have much passion for IT. It was really the only course that my local college offered that I vaguely gave a shit about.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:34 No.15957403

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:34 No.15957403

Replies: >>15957467 >>15957586 >>15957589

>>15957084
>>15957339
1990 was 40 years ago

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:35 No.15957428

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:35 No.15957428

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>>15956757

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:35 No.15957441

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:35 No.15957441

>>15957370
This is how i feel. I don't care how much a job pays, even if it's just minimum wage as lone as i enjoy it.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:36 No.15957467

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:36 No.15957467

>>15957403
What the fuck? It's not 2020 yet?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:39 No.15957586

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:39 No.15957586

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>>15957403
2005 was 3 months ago

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:39 No.15957589

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:39 No.15957589

>>15957403
stop trying to make me feel 35 nigga

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:39 No.15957601

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:39 No.15957601

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>>15957115
>well, itll be pretty easy to get a job flipping burgers

Really...
>no previous experience
>no 5 year master's degree from Hamburger U
>no facebook account
>no unpaid apprenticeship under a licensed Chef de Buguer Flippe

Into the trash with you

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:40 No.15957628

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:40 No.15957628

>>15952403
>implying there are 20 openings a day for people to even apply to

NOPE

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:41 No.15957692

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:41 No.15957692

>>15957349

Well he went to Princeton, so he probably at least had to work hard to get through college, but after that he just got a do-nothing job through nepotism.

Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g
06/23/13(Sun)17:42 No.15957711

Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g 06/23/13(Sun)17:42 No.15957711

>>15955291

Shoulda just not hired you, and when you tried to sue, they'd say "Oh, well we would have hired them if they didn't threaten to sue us. We don't take kindly to threats of that nature".

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:49 No.15958009

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:49 No.15958009

>>15956757

Don't feel too bad about it.

From my experience, hopefully the following will be the silver lining when you see positions like that in the future: By law, companies have to advertise posts or run them through an agency. With posts requiring at least a year's experience, it is often the case that the post is not intended for "an outsider". Simply, the post is either an internal transfer for somebody from one position to another or they already have a temp lined up for a permanent role.

Positions asking for low qualifications and 12 months or slightly more work experience do not really exist for applicants new to the company.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:51 No.15958109

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:51 No.15958109

>people still look warily on video games as a hobby
>not marketing it in such a way that you make it seem credible along with the traits (teamwork, competitiveness, leadership) that come along with it

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:55 No.15958241

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:55 No.15958241

Replies: >>15958564

>>15957115
This, I was 25, had no education and no experience, and the job market in Pooland was as crap as it is, and indeed was for the last 8 years.

So I scrounged 800 pounds and moved to the UK. Found a job stacking shelves at night after 4 days. Simply walked in the store, asked for the manager, impressed him with courage (I came straight off the plane, no contacts, no housing secured, no nothing), got the job after 1 trial day. Worked 2, at most 3 nights a week, plus some days, on an 8 hour a week contract. So first it was 3 nights, then on to a couple day shifts, and repeat. But I was never sure if I would actually be working that week.

After 3 months found an opening for a very similar job on the net, in a bigger company. Told my employer to suck it, went over. Got a 30 hour contract out of hand. Now work 3 nights a week for about 900 quid a month. Save almost half of this, because I'm not an idiot who spends money when it can be avoided. The plan now is to go to a trade school, seeing as I have 4 days a week I do fuck all. I was thinking electrician.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:59 No.15958405

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:59 No.15958405

i love these threads

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)17:59 No.15958414

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)17:59 No.15958414

why do people get so mad when they miss one day of work. It's always "oh no, my car doesn't start. Now im going to miss a day of work!!"

So what? enjoy your holiday. One day off of work is barely going to make a dent to your paycheck at the end of the year

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:01 No.15958476

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:01 No.15958476

>>15950564
I'll tell you why that's a bad thing. You sound desperate, and worse yet, the worst things in life usually come "for free." Volunteering your services for free usually means a lack of self-accountability

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:02 No.15958522

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:02 No.15958522

Replies: >>15958992 >>15959909 >>15959940 >>15961067

>Leave rural family to move to the city
>Father owns a highly successful landscaping business that operates out of the fifth richest community in America as well as a forty acre farm to breed and sell thoroughbreds on the side
>I moved from Michigan to Texas
>Security guard making $35k a year
>Call father
>Making $185k plus an extra $75k from farming
>cry myself to sleep the last few months for the past eight years I spent out here
>My dad could be training me how to work his business
>I could be back on the family farm
>I could be back in shape
>I could be back in my rural county with all the sweetheart country gals uncorrupted by feminism

I hate my life and I have too much pride to go back.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:03 No.15958564

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:03 No.15958564

Replies: >>15959294

>>15958241
Too many people are going that route... Try something else bro.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:06 No.15958677

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:06 No.15958677

>>15951182
>>15955145
if you're getting paid, then its not an internship, its a contract/temp job.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:07 No.15958733

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:07 No.15958733

>>15952627
>that feel when nepotism got you at $25/hr job
Thank you based Russians

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:13 No.15958968

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:13 No.15958968

>>15952587
you can still make good living with a DO

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:14 No.15958992

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:14 No.15958992

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>>15958522
Fucking go back man. I wouldn't even hesitate. There's no shame in coming back, you'd probably be better off and they'd be happy to see you

What has pride ever gotten anyone really? Do it-

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:24 No.15959294

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:24 No.15959294

Replies: >>15959348

>>15958564
Indeed? How do you know mang? I'm trying to squeeze my brain for options anyway, the electrician thing just seemed like the best one at the moment. But I'm open to just about anything, including moving to goddamn Australia. Well, not really, as they wouldn't have me. but if they would, I'd go.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:26 No.15959340

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:26 No.15959340

>>15949695 (OP)
>read resume
>No internships
>no volunteer work
>No second language
>puts anything under race


At interview
>Isn't in a button up and tie
>Shirt isn't ironed
>Nice shoes
>Talks about money before I mention it.
>Can't name the founder of the company.

Into the trash it goes.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:26 No.15959348

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:26 No.15959348

>>15959294
Plumbing?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:44 No.15959909

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:44 No.15959909

>>15958522
dude your dad is literally sitting by the phone waiting for that call. seriously.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:45 No.15959940

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:45 No.15959940

>>15958522
Jesus Christ, why did you want to get away in the first place?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:47 No.15959993

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:47 No.15959993

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>reading resume
>MS in STEM
>ethnicity: Caucasian
Into the Mac Pro it goes.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)18:53 No.15960180

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)18:53 No.15960180

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>your application only has one job listing and it's from 5 years ago, did you forget to add the others?
>err, no, that was... that was the only one
>oh, i see, really? but you're... you're 25... what have you been doing all this time?
>uhm haha well after i had an emotional breakdown at that job and locked myself in the bathroom, hitting and kicking the walls while screaming, and after the manager drove me home and never called me back, i just never bothered to look for another job. see, i felt like work was destroying me and my life was being wasted doing stupid things i didn't want to do for 10hrs a day. i started thinking for myself and taking psychedelic drugs, as well as smoking weed which just obliterated my motivation, and i also began meditating daily, and well one thing led to another and i got used to my routine, having entire days to myself with no obligations and no submission to self-imposed authorities at work.
>well thanks, we'll give you a call!

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)19:02 No.15960443

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)19:02 No.15960443

>>15952221
but does engineering work this way?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)19:11 No.15960755

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)19:11 No.15960755

>>15957131
I'm at the first part...how well is your business doing

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)19:14 No.15960881

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)19:14 No.15960881

>>15949893
actually I love it when people put that they volunteered at their church, mentor young christians, were president of their school's christian athletic associan, etc

at least they are honest about their disability. i pray for them as I toss their resume into the shred pile

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)19:19 No.15961067

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)19:19 No.15961067

Replies: >>15962805

>>15958522
>I have too much pride to go back.
Good news--your father wouldn't take you back because he didn't raise a quitter. And all the sweetheart country girls all got married by age 19 to the boy who had a locker next to them in high school. Everyone in your small town would know that you failed in the big city; you'd be a laughingstock.

You made your bed, now lie in it. Alone. Forever.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)19:21 No.15961129

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)19:21 No.15961129

If you're dumb enough to work for anyone but yourself, you deserve what you get. Do you really want look at some fucker that you probably out qualify in every meaningful way and think, everyday, "this guy only gets payed more than me because he was alive before I was". Do you hope that by sucking up enough, you can join the in club?

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)19:54 No.15962286

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)19:54 No.15962286

If you want an easier time getting a job then look into IT, healthcare, management/business, or the skilled trades.

Anonymous
06/23/13(Sun)20:11 No.15962805

Anonymous 06/23/13(Sun)20:11 No.15962805

>>15961067
Turns out the other posters were right. Looks like I'm moving back up North since my dad's been dropping hints that he's needing help.

I got a year to get back in shape, save some moving money, and finish my lease on my apartment.