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>playing Bioshock Infinite
>see guitar
>press action button on guitar
>Booker starts playing and Elizabeth starts singing
>FOR NO REASON
>NOTHING HAPPENS

So I take it's moments like this where reviewers think the game deserves a 10/10? Really pretentious scenes that make you. as a gamer feel smart about your medium huh? Yup our hobby is being ruined by hipsters and feminists. I'm punching out and picking up a new hobby like bocci ball.
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>You can't interact with toilet
0/10 LAZY FUCKING DEVS
>you can interact with toilet
0/10 WAY TO WASTE DEV TIME
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>>185412824 (OP)
>Man who is half insane, as in has killed an entire village, took the time to learn guitar.
Lets reiterate, he's playing guitar despite the fact everyone wants him dead and there are more urgent matters to attend to

Good job Dewit...
captcha: celebrates forthsc
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>>185414079
You don't get it anon. That scene was art because it was art.
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>>185413969
lemme fix that for you

>You can't interact with toilet
0/10 LAZY FUCKING DEVS
>you can interact with toilet and it does nothing other than to simply interact with it
0/10 WAY TO WASTE DEV TIME
>you can interact with toilet and this affects the environment in some meaningful way
10/10 Well done, thoughtful devs

For example, in Goldeneye you can lift the toilet seats and this would allow you to reach higher than if the seat were lowered. That's good game design.
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>Really pretentious scenes that make you. as a gamer feel smart about your medium huh?

You're making up reasons why you think people like this game and then getting mad about them? Brilliant.
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>>185415786
>standing on toilet seats
That's kind of retarded
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Please define "pretentious"
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>>185414079
radditor detected
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>>185415786
>For example, in Goldeneye you can lift the toilet seats and this would allow you to reach higher than if the seat were lowered. That's good game design.

That was intentional?
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I started literally gagging when the guitar scene happened. Up to that point I kept switching between anger and laughter at how shitty this game was but that scene, that was the shitty cherry on top of the shit ice cream.
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is this game worth the 10s though? i still haven't played it
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>>185416175
8 at best
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it was ham fisted as was most of the game
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>waaaaahhhhh you can play a guitar in this game, 0/10 they didn't even have guitars until mccartney invented them in the 80s

pls leave
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>>185416175
I give the fist half hour an 8 and everything after that 5. The game got boring for me once it became a non stop generic shooter with regenerating health and 2 weapon limit.

So what is the logical reasoning for the 2 gun limit that shows up in all games now? I'm sure there is a reason behind this.
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>>185416175
Yeah, it's pretty good. Combat's worse than the previous ones, but the atmosphere's great and the story line is pretty good.
If you're the kind of person that thinks that the only important thing in a game is the gameplay, you may not like it, though.
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>>185416219
yeah i figured..i find it funny though that even if i did play it and i did have legitimate reasons to not think it was very good i would get a lash from fucking everyone for thinking so..just like with casualcry3
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>>185416423
Somewhat more realistic. Most soldiers have one main gun and a side arm, and 2 guns only is an evolution of that
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>>185416338
What would have impressed me is if Booker picked up the guitar and played Johnny B. Goode and invented rock and roll in that dimension.
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>>185416423
>So what is the logical reasoning for the 2 gun limit that shows up in all games now? I'm sure there is a reason behind this.

Consoles
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>>185416175
Not at all, but it's still a pretty enjoyable game. As usual people of both extremes like the OP and game journalists are huge retards and should be ignored.
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>Booker starts playing the guitar for no reason
No, he did it because you chose to play it for no reason. What did you think would happen when you used the guitar, he would eat it?
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I heard that gamers are having problems using used copies of this game so if any of you still are picking up this game I highly suggest buying it new from one of the major retailers.
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>>185416823
Will do Mr. Levine sir!
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>>185416643
But there's plenty of console games that have more then 2 weapons!
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>>185412824 (OP)
>playing Bioshock Infinite
>see guitar
>press action button on guitar
>Booker starts playing and Elizabeth starts singing
>FOR NO REASON
>NOTHING HAPPENS
Except that scared and traumatized little child comes out of hiding, and is given an apple sweetly, by Elizabeth.
You're a faggot.
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>>185412824 (OP)
i missed the guitar. i was just bummed out that the choices you make (i think there was 3 or 4) have absolutely no effect on the game. when choosing the pin for elizabeths choker/neck thing i was pretty sure it would have had some relevance later in the game.

but nope....

the only choice that held some minuscule weight was when you either had a choice to pull a gun on the ticket booth guy or ring the bell (and get stabbed in the hand).
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>>185416518

And that is accompanied by vendor machines that spit out upgrades to guns you may not even have, and are automatically applied to any you pick up from fallen enemies.

Because that's realistic.
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if you, the player, didn't want him to play guitar, you could have not used the action button on the guitar. but you did, and now for some fucking reason you're mad about it. what.
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>>185416932
They were too lazy to incorporate their weapon selection methods and just went the CoD route of "PRESS Y TO SWAP WEAPONS"
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>>185415926
makes more sense than half the shit in this game
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>>185412824 (OP)
>bocci ball.
Why not pick up recreational shooting?
Aside from the initial investment, it's not expensive.
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I haven't played this game. Is this just another example of /v/ hating something because it's popular?
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>>185417004
Pick the cage, the symbol old Elizabeth gives you is a bird, Bird is a cage.
You get tails, every coin Elizabeth gives you is also tails.
Heads is heads.
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>>185416709
he could have been like
>I always wanted to learn how to play the guitar
>why didn't you?
>because I was too busy shoving dicks up my ass
laughs all around
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>>185417159
It's summer /v/
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>>185417159
I think it's more accurate to say that people here hate it because it's overrated.
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>>185417159
To an extent
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>our
>hipsters
>feminists
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>>185417004
let me correct myself, i forgot about the beginning when you choose to throw a baseball at the black/white couple or the other guy on stage. if you attempt t othrow it at the guy the couple will thank you later with a piece of clothing/perk
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>>185417068
Do you honestly believe that?
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>>185416709
>further the story
>the first usable thing in the last 3 hours
>play with the guitar for a bit instead of sitting there waiting for her to shut up so you can move on with the game
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>>185416971
>Except that scared and traumatized little child comes out of hiding, and is given an apple sweetly, by Elizabeth.

Ok and what was the fucking point of that? Did that kid plat an important part later on? Did he remember your kindness and save you? Did that moment of tenderness change Booker or altered the story? No. It was as pointless and shallow as the season pass is.
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>>185417159

No, it really does have its fair share of design flaws. Critics only love it because of its narrative, which is still poorly implemented because it's not tied into the gameplay at all.
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>>185416971
it's an orange you retarded piece of shit
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>>185417004
I hate how the game kept doing that stupid PRESS X TO DO X thing where the game demands you to press X to make Booker do something without any option to do anything else. There's literally no point to it, it's just pausing the game and asking you to press play and calling that "input"
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>>185417051
I thought there were items in the guitar. You know, how you spend 95% of the game hitting X on the environment to hunt for items?
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>>185417273
No. I just think Levine's pandering to the CoD audience.
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>>185416338

How about if we get some build up. How about we get a hint Booker knows how to play the Gitar, just one sitting in his office in one of the 50 flash backs? When did they practice?

It's just completely out of left fucking field. And that's fine, but it's not some beautiful fucking moment, it's just there.

It's not a bad scene, and I'm glad its in here. However, forgive the terminology, it's just a huge big lipped alligator moment, with lyrics that make zero fucking sense unless you know the context that neither character should be aware of. That everyone is praising as being one of the most moving things in the vidya.
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>>185417440

But anon, it's an allegory for CONSTANTS AND VARIABLES
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>>185417004
>>185417169
The bird or the cage choice made no sense to me.

"The cage is somber but there's something beautiful about it."

Girl you've been living in a cage for like 15 years. What girl after that wants the cage. Choose the bird. Why are you even asking me.
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>>185417309
You're a fucking arrogant retard.
They did it to get him out of hiding and feed him, to give the players emotions.
Not every little thing needs to part of the story in the long run.
It's optional too, so why in the hell are you throwing all of these insults and buzzwords at me about it?
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>>185417309
>>185416971
The game really tries to hard to make Elizabeth your waifu.
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>>185417440
>cant even choose what to take from examables
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>>185417562

Stockholm syndrome.
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>>185416034
What are you even mad about?
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>>185417340
Pretty sure red=Apple.
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>>185417530
>with lyrics that make zero fucking sense

It's a religious song, though. Been around for a while.
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>>185416423
>So what is the logical reasoning for the 2 gun limit that shows up in all games now?
Laziness, and a new market of trash shooters.

When you only have two guns, you can make a dozen different types of guns that are all about the same, five enemy types total, and that's all you need to do. Plus, it's easier.
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for what it's worth, i have always liked the song 'will the circle be unbroken' and was slightly giddy about its inclusion in the game

still, the scene is really bizarre. -we just slaughtered a small army of misled zealots a minute ago- -let's take a moment to sing and dance with a guitar for a rapscallion and feed him an apple because we are still empathetic-

shit, does any problem in this game NOT stem from the gameplay?
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What a silly thing to get mad about.

Do you hate idle animations too?
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So I heard there's supposed to be a System Shock tear somewhere in the game.

Anyone found it?
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>>185417562

Because a symbol of a bird might remind her of Songbird, her jailor.
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>>185417643
IT

WAS

AN

ORANGE
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>>185417562
Isn't the bird dead?
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>>185417705
>Laziness, and a new market of trash shooters.
Mostly, yes.
>"YO, WHY DA FUCK DO I HAF TO PAUSE DA GAME TO GET A WEAPON? WHY CAN'T I PICK DA NIGGA ENEMY WEAPONS?"
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>>185417767

Can confirm for orange, since I ate them all after she gave them to the kid.
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>>185417656

Why would Booker know how to play this song? He wasn't religious before hand and he sure as shit wasn't afterwards.

I don't want to sound like I hate this scene, but I don't see how it's so beautiful when it doesn't make one fucking ounce of scene in the story it's presented in.
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>>185417578
>They did it for no reason
Thank you for agreeing with me. Did the game make you feel smarter about yourself? Did you feel like you were engaging in "art"? Please, go away you are ruining games for the rest of us.
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>>185417747
There isn't.
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>>185417767
It was an Apple you autistic fuck.
There were apples everywhere, she gave him an apple, a RED apple.
There were 4, she gave him 1, then there were 2.
Apples.
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>>185417892
>go into shanty town
>everyone bitching about being hungry and starving to death
>eat every fucking thing in sight

also why couldn't they just pick their tomatoes from behind that stupid little cage
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>>185417309
>How dare there be an optional scene that is not absolutely essential to the game

Why are you so damn angry about this? It's a random room you don't have to go into. Even if you do, if you're as autistic as you're acting right now, you could have just not interacted with the guitar.
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>>185417004
Don't you get it though?

It's a game about how choices affect reality that contains absolutely no choices.

3DEEP5U

>>185417562
It's a dead bird.
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>>185417934
>Why would Booker know how to play this song?
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wait guise

maybe it is either apple OR orange and it is the result of your initial choice of either cage OR bird pendant
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>>185417993
constans and verables ;)
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>>185417984
Oh, okay.

Guess I just heard wrong.
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>>185417993
There were oranges everywhere not apples. Apples weren't invented till the 1940s. You are fucking stupid.
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>>185417767
It's an apple you dumb fuck.
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>No option to fast foward or skip-cut sequences.

No way I'm replaying this shit. Glad I rented.
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Yes. If you scatter random, context-less moments of humanity in between the bashing in dozens of faceless mooks people will pretend it's intelligent and heart warming.
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>>185417993
costanzas and vegetables
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ironic autism was never funny

the scene fit in well into the game

yes guitars had been invented

no it's not hard to learn so it's not impossible that booker would know how to play

yes it's easy to sing

yes it's easy to hand out food to strangers

stop being autistic
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>>185418040
FUCK YOU MAN I'LL KILL YOU
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>>185418075
as retarded as this is that's probably exactly what it is
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>>185417934
>>185417530
Why are you thinking about this so much? You're doing the same thing as the people overhyping the game. You're overanalyzing every little bit and trying to find meaning that isn't there.
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>>185417595
Except, you know, she's your fucking daughter.
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>>185418162

Why?
I wish they had an option to skip the gameplay so we could just watch the cutscenes.
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>>185418170

It's even more amusing if you had just finished killing everyone in the bar before heading downstairs.
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>>185417578

Because that kid surely would of never reached the fucking apples 2 feet above his head. I'm sure, had Elizabeth not saved the poor child, he would have NEVER have just hopped up on the chair 3 feet to his right.

It doesn't need to, you are correct. However it would be nice if it was part of the story at all, rather than just 15 seconds of EMOTION being stabbed in your eyes.

Maybe in the next Bioshock the villain can kick a puppy while cackling, in the middle of the street, where he has no reason to be. And then no one can ever mention it again, and the entire world can say about how it was a touching moment, that really showed them how evil a character could be.
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>>185418040
Not him, but I picked up the guitar expecting Booker to maybe play a few chords and then move on to the pressing task at hand. Instead he and waifu-bait start fucking SINGING like it's a disney film oblivious to how out of place it is given the situation.
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>Why do game developers try to play on people's emotions??

You guys are the most jaded people I've ever, ever encountered, so congrats on that.
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>>185418170
remember the spot where you first are lectured by comstock and the mooks stand down in piety before him

and you can slaughter them all for fun!

come to think of it, this is the only moral dilemma the game ever seemed to present me with

anyway, i feel sorry for them all and hate booker a lot
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Team Apple vs Team Orange

If you choose apple you're a queer
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God I hate Bioshock children
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>>185418279
>skip the gameplay so we could just watch the cutscenes.


wait a sec r u trying to trol me agin?
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>>185418260

It's not the scene that is weird to me, it's the peoples reactions to it. I thought it was just little touch of character development, but looking around later it was apparently something on the level of Claus from Mother 3 killing himself when he realizes what he is.
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>>185418313
>Maybe in the next Bioshock the villain can kick a puppy while cackling, in the middle of the street, where he has no reason to be. And then no one can ever mention it again, and the entire world can say about how it was a touching moment, that really showed them how evil a character could be.

Ken Levine? Is that you?
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>>185417950
>Thank you for agreeing with me. Did the game make you feel smarter about yourself? Did you feel like you were engaging in "art"? Please, go away you are ruining games for the rest of us.
But I didn't say that.
Stop strawmanning my argument autist.
I'm not saying it was art, it was there to make you feel closer to Elizabeth, and to give both her and Booker more humility.
I never said anything about art, making myself feel smarter, etc. You're being autistic.
And neat things like that are disapearing from videogames, usually if you did that in other mainstream games, you'd get "EXTRA POINTS FOR THE LEVEL." Or an Achievement. "PUSSY BITCH ASS SONG-10 GS."
Now drop your awful argument, you aren't giving any reasons as to why it's bad, and you aren't even giving actual arguments.
Go play Cowadooty.
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That scene should have given you an option if you wanted to see the in game music video or to skip it. It's fucked up hitting x to expect something basic and you get all that shit.
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>>185418260
overanalyzing=/=thought
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>>185418170
>slaughter hundreds of people violently
>find Elizabeth
>enemies attack
>kill them
>She freaks out that I killed people
>retarded waifu moment
>more enemies attack
>kill them
>no reaction whatsoever

Well she dealt with it quickly.
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pffft, you guys wouldn't even know good guitar if it hit you in the face
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yqbvk-PS_w
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>>185418607
>hitting x to expect something basic and you get all that shit

>playing infinite on console
>having relevant opinion about anything
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>>185417934
Because we a movie now
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>>185418351
We're jaded enough to feel disgust at how cheaply and poorly the devs try to do it
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>>185418424

They're oranges.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx8GowKaRpM
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Why the fuck do you dumb cunts play this game if you hate it so much? Just so you can moan about it online? Meanwhile you invariably hype the fuck out games you hate, while games that you might like such as Shootmania get 0 threads on /v/.

You are the cancer.
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>Enter the first hidden chest house the one that requires the key from the mansion
>There are 3 officers and a woman
>Accidentally shoot
>They don't react
>Kill 1
>they don't give a shit
Quality
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>>185418580
Are you really this fucking dumb where you play a game where you murder people and cause a civil war for 6 hours and one simple pretentious guitar moment is enough to make you "sympathize" with the characters? Then after it's done you go back to murdering people. Stop making excuses.
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>>185412824 (OP)

So, can you kill the kid later?
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>>185418547
>caring this much about other people's opinions

Why? The scene itself is fine to you, but because you saw a few retards on the internet attaching some bullshit significance to it you felt the need to go on an autistic tirade about it on /v/?
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>>185416971
Just like your mom
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>>185418486

nu im srs
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>>185418727
Why is that Japanese guy's face so close to the guitar? Real guitar is always played below the waist.
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>>185418614
No shit. So stop it.
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>>185418851
And holee shit.

I haven't played the game, but that scene is so obviously fishing for emotion I find it hard to imagine how it wouldn't piss someone off.

It's like they feel they need to spoon feed it to you because any scene more subtle might not make it through your thick skull.
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>>185416034

About as intentional as rocket-jumping in Quake.
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>>185418851
>that top comment
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>>185418580
>make you feel closer to Elizabeth, and to give both her and Booker more humility.


>Murder everyone in the shops.
>Not a single word from her.
>Shoot at the invincible children.
>She even throws me more ammo when I run out.

Why can't I hold all this Humility?
They half-assed the game.

>HERE YOU GO A TOUCHING MOMENT
>WELL, FUN'S OVER BACK TO KILLAN
>DISSONANCE!
>At no point do you actually try to avoid combat.
>All combat takes place in locked in arenas and corridors.
>Booker is supposed to be a "different" person.
>Has absolutely no problem with chainsawing some retard's gut's open with a device he just found.

If this was supposed to be some sort of statement, it's a terrible one.
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>>185418970
you can't kill the kids in bioshit infinite
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>>185418794
>tryhard
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>>185417934
you could suggest that its a simple progression he strummed out

or that being in a different universe he "remembered" it

the song is being sung at the start of the game when he lands in columbia. in the baptism joint.
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>>185413969
>>185415786
so mgs2 confirmed for game of the century
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>>185418245
>the scene fit in well into the game
>don't interact with people the entire game
>neither elizabeth nor you shown to give a single fuck about what's happening to these people
>go in a kids base and preform a song perfectly and give a kid food that was on his shelf
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>>185419067
Stop having thoughts?
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>>185419186
elizabeth starts caring about the downtrodden when you hit the slums.
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>>185419176
>the song is being sung at the start of the game

Yeah, by a fucking choir. I'm not a musician, but I would assume it's probably hard to reverse engineer a guitar solo after listening to that kind of song for a minute or two.
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>>185419121
>mad because a game is a game

Would you be happier if they just took your ability to use weapons away every time you were in the presence of civilians?
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>>185419163
Well it's certainly what I felt when I picked up the guitar and got a scene out of a Disney movie from it. I mean that totally humanises a guy and his waifu that have been violently slaughtering people for an entire game and spreading havoc whereever they go.
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>>185418950
Having enough humility to to do that after what they went through? Fuck yes!
And they didn't cause the civil war, Comstock did because of his paranoia, and the VP took their chance.
And I'd murder people who are shooting at me, wouldn't you?
The scene was to show that while they were dealing with all the violence, death, and causing most of it, they had enough humility to do that, just to give one scared and starving child hope.
Stop being so autistic, it was optional, and a nice thing to have in the game.
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>>185419329
>i'm not a musician

sir i implore you to look up "covers"
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>>185419329
folk chords are about the first thing you can do with acoustic guitar

assuming booker has experience with acoustic guitar, it wouldn't be too troubling
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>NOTHING IN VIDEO GAMES CAN SERVE ANYTHING OTHER THAN A UTILITARIAN VALUE

It's
a fucking
Videogame. NOTHING has utilitarian value. If something this minute is a waste of your precious time, maybe you should be going into a shorter medium. Like poetry. Haikus seem like they'd suit you pretty well.
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>>185419121
He didn't harm the kids, he did all that because he had too, they were trying to kill him.
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>>185419254
You're probably thinking about it more than the people who actually created it. You know why? Because it's insignificant.
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>>185419396
>didn't cause the civil war
>forgetting about the large part of the game were you aid the Chinamen in aiding the rebels.
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It didn't help that after the song I accidentally shot my pistol at the wall and everyone in the bar came rushing down and I was forced to murder them all. Anyways if the boy was hungry why didn't he just grab the orange himself in the hours before or after I arrived?

That scene just felt plain awkward at that point in the game. My favorite part of the game was after you rescue elizabeth and walk around battleship bay. The game needed more relaxed moments like that where bonding like that would've made more sense.
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>>185419396
Confirmed for cancer of the gaming industry.
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>>185417934
who is saying it's beautiful? i cringed at i
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>>185419176

>Booker hates religion
>thinks it's completely pointless
>just decides randomly to play an old religious folk song

Stay bad.
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>>185419726
How so?
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>>185419117

He probably works for IGN as a game reviewer.
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>check Fitzthistlewits' channel
>no watershock infinite
Un-subbed.
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It it true that Booker is Andrew Ryan and all those versions of Elizabeth that drown Booker in the end are all the little sisters grown up? I read this on Rebbit.
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>>185419706
I'm sad that I can't even force myself to see that as little girl ass anymore.
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>>185418939
Have you gone into every movie/book/video game/board game/tv show/comic/etc that you hated knowing that you'd hate it beforehand? Most people who played it and hated it probably thought it would be fun or at least average and were let down, they aren't all aspies from /v/ who made up their mind beforehand.
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>>185415786
>in Goldeneye you can lift the toilet seats and this would allow you to reach higher

Uh, which GoldenEye are we talking about, here?
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>>185419329

>I have no skill or knowledge on the subject, but I'll opine anyway that this is impossible because I don't know how it's done.
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>>185419867
No, that's fucking stupid. Go back to reddit.
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>>185419606
>>185419341


They didn't program a reaction. Some semblance of give a damn would have been appreciated.

Fuck, you know there's a serious problem when PS2 games like the Suffering were programmed to acknowledge what you were doing in game.
>Being a dick. The game called you a dick. The flashbacks cheered on your violence.
>Being a passive agressive dick, the game called you out on it.
>Going out of your way being a goodie two shoes, it called you out on it.
>Being self serving by focusing only on items, the game called you out on it.


Hell, even Bioshock 2 didn't drop the ball this hard.
>But bioshock 2 wasn't written by Levine!

And that's why it's better.
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>>185419781
Because you expect a game to be more then just a game.
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>Really pretentious scenes
People like you need to stop posting about video games.
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>>185418580
>Go play Cowadooty.

argument lost
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>>185420032

>probably hard
>somehow this equals 'impossible'

Stay retarded
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>>185420107
I'm just defending an optional scene in it, at no point did I imply/say I expected it to be more than a game.
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>MGS2 has long, convoluted ending

>10/10 KOJIMA IS A GENIUS THIS GAME IS TRULY ART

>Bioshock Infinite has long, convoluted ending

>LOOK AT THIS PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER BULLSHIT, THIS IS WHAT OUR MEDIUM IS BEING REDUCED TO

What's the difference, /v/?
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>>185419803
This kid probably thinks Gears of War is Shakespearean art.
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anyone have a problem with not being able to communicate with world object or NPCs during the first half of the game when you are tryign to explore around? it felt really weird not being able to talk to folks or have them talk to you
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>>185415786
>you can lift the toilet seats and this would allow you to reach higher than if the seat were lowered

That uh... Doesn't make any sense.

Why on earth would listing a toilet seat increase your reach?
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>>185420216
That's what he wants it to be like.
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>>185419775
>Booker hates religion

Not buying into something doesn't mean you hate it. And gospel music can still sound pleasing to a nonreligious person.
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>>185419186
Kid's base... you mean the basement of a bar he happened to be hiding in? Where he happened to try to scurry out of sight because the motherfucker is A: squatting, and B: was going to steal that apple anyhow.

Also, you need a hobby for when you're not raping and scalping indians or shooting strikers in the face.
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>>185420309

Because you are standing on the lip of it, now.
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>>185420309

Standing on a toilet rim is hard and dangerous. James maybe a dare devil, but he isn't stupid.
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>>185420113
Exactly. I was wondering why the fuck you made this thread then i thought, there can't be that much video games to talk about
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>every moment intended to evoke emotion in this game
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>>185420309
I assume he means standing on the edge of the lifted seat while it's up

I don't know man it's fucking stupid
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>>185420105
Even in the gameboy Zelda game when you stole from the shop everyone called you a thief from that point on. That was what, 20 years ago?
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>>185420247

UMAD? Dumbass.


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