It's not that great really. Mutilated genitals, treated more harshly everywhere, and harder to get cuddles. I'd rather have female privilege. I'll trade with you if I get to keep my thin privilege and white privilege.

>male privilege

I want to enjoy it too, OP! The problem is I don't even know what that is...

>>5494391
I'm so confused of your gender you mindfuck

>implying there is such a thing as male privilege
We do not live in a patriarchy, despite what most people would have you believe.

>>5494396

Don't worry about it, we won't fuck anyways. Just tell me, what exactly is male privilege?

What the privilege to be forever alone?

>>5494408
I have no idea. Not having periods?

>>5494439

Yeah, I guess that's one. But fuck, I'd still exchange that privilege for living in easymodo any day.

>tfw there are fewer patriarchy meetings on account of feminists crushing the patriarchy
How am I supposed to know which way to oppress women this week!

It's good at the top.

>>5494475
What privileges?

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>male privilege
Wait, someone actually believes this?

>>5494408
Never being taken seriously.

>>5494536

Not being taken seriously is my privilege? I don't even know if that's a positive thing...

>>5494491
The number one privilege is being able to laugh off all the buttrage spewed out of angry transethnic genderqueer tumblr feminists.
Also, you know, pissing standing up and not being helpless against lecherous old men. That kind of thing.

>>5494544
>man gets raped
>hurr what a fucking crybaby he should have enjoyed it

>woman gets raped
>this is the most awful thing ever all men must be castrated

There are no privileges, just not as many downsides as to being female.

>>5494599
Your opinions and thoughts are taken seriously by default, rather than put down to irrational emotions or as a vehicle for attention (this mainly applies to the internet).

>>5494294 (OP)
Why in the fuck would you want to be male? Women have it much easier

>>5494630
>Your opinions and thoughts are taken seriously by default
What crack are you smoking? Just because some women listen to anything that comes out of a man's mouth doesn't mean everyone does.

You ever seen a sitcom. All guys are stupid, apparently, and we are lucky to have women.

>>5494660
I did specify that this mainly applies to the internet. If I was to mention that I was a female before stating my opinion, it would instantly be assumed that anything following that would be for attention.

Also, the stupid guy stereotype in the sitcom is because we should be secure enough to be able to take it. We know we aren't stupid, and we can deal with that image because the world knows it too.
Stop thinking like a victim and make the most of that privilege.

Each gender has their privileges, it's like choosing a character in a RPG. This one has extra strength but has a weakness to magic, this one has a high perception, but low stamina.

Each one has its benefits and weaknesses, one isn't better than the other, it's just different play style.

>>5494630
Men primarily think based on logic, women primarily think based on feelings. It's a brain chemical thing, nothing to be done about it. If a women made an argument that didn't have feels in it it would be accepted more easily as valid. It doesn't happen.

The internet is irrelevant, you don't have to say you're female.
And i'm pretty sure females can easier make begging threads and get money, or camwhores sites. They can profit from it easier.

>>5494702

But physical strength, which is the only "privilege" I could see men having, is practically useless with the development of guns and shit. I can't even use it to assert dominance anymore, that shit can end with you in jail. That and having no periods are the only things I could see being actually positive traits... and only one of them is actually useful in today's world.

>>5494702
And with all RPG's the fanboys will argue about which one is better, when it really doesn't matter.

I like being a girl though. We get to wear cute clothes and own all this soft, plush stuff. Fuck male privilege.

>>5494731
There's more to it than that. You just refuse to think more about it because of your bias.

>>5494734
>And with all RPG's the fanboys will argue about which one is better, when it really doesn't matter.
It matters when they keep trying to nerf my class.

>>5494731
strength isn't a privilege, it's an attribute.

>>5494744
There is no male privilege.
I own plush stuff, as long as you don't get all butthurt about people commenting on it or it's not covering your room it doesn't matter.

>>5494698
There is NO gender on the internet. If you want to assume 'default male' you can, but trying to gain attention for your gender IS attention whoring.

As for sitcoms, the entire reality of people is molded off of what they see on television. I don't mean as in 'guns are everywhere' (although you'd be surprised what foreigners think of, say, people from Texas based on those same televisions), but the subliminal messaging that's inherent. When tv was new, everyone knew it was bogus. When you grow up with tv literally from before you know your first goddamn words, there are mild assumptions placed that virtually nothing can remove. Consider that even now, over 50% of the populace thinks DNA is tested in about an hour because of CSI. Wait till that kind of tv is something you've grown up with.

>>5494804
Not gonna happen. You're paranoid.

>>5494796

No, really, I don't really give a fuck about living in easymodo or not. I'm open to see how men's life is as easy as yours, you just haven't said anything relevant!

Perhaps I just like arguing, who knows?

>>5494813
I'm pretty sure I can't have a big teddy bear collection if I was a guy. So that's okay.

The main thing I like about being female is having a vulva. I'd quite happily be otherwise male if I get to keep it. Clitoral orgasms are awesome.

>>5494825
I'm not a female, so no need to make assumptions.

I'm just sick of the REALLY crazy MRA guys who think women are trying to make a police state.

The MRA movement has certain ideas I support, some are a bit delusional.

>>5494698
People hate it when you specify anything identifying on here because its an anon board.

You'd get just as shit of treatment if you were a tripfag.

>>5494863

I think likewise... but it still doesn't address the question, rowboat. What are my privileges? Really, I want to know, I feel like taking advantage of them!

>>5494822
>Not gonna happen. You're paranoid.
I was being silly, my apologies.

>>5494882
>What are my privileges?
You have a penis and I don't.

Be a woman. Eat your cake and eat it too.

>>5494882
>I feel like taking advantage of them!
What exactly do you think you're taking advantage of?
Privileges you don't have?

>>5494918
>Eat your cake and eat it too

>>5494910

Well, I gotta admit, I do love my dick. Small and wet, but still my best friend. It's not my fault you don't have that kind of relationship with your vagina/clit...

>>5494918
>Bake your cake and eat it too.
ftfy.

>>5494816
I'm not convinced that the behaviour of men on sit-coms can alter the epigenetics of half of civilisation, I'd definitely like to see a few sources before I could subscribe to that.
Besides, there are still more male employers and scientists than female ones, and I've definitely not been treated as being stupid by women so I'm not seeing any evidence to support your claim.

I think 'default male' also falls under the male privilege OP was complaining about.

>>5494927

All I have is money my mom gives me, but that's hardly anything male-only. I can lift heavy things... I guess that's it?

I do like being a girl, but I think it'd be nice to be a guy.

>no ulterior motives -- when people are nice to you, they really are nice people and when you're hired, you were hired based on your achievements and not your cleavage
>innate upper body strength
>simple, rectangular bodies instead of stupidly complicated bodies
>peeing standing up
>boxers (I might pick some up for myself, they look so comfy)
>can grow a mustache

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>don't go out of your way to make contact with the opposite sex or you will be called a creep or worse a rapist
>groom every inch of your body and spend twice the time a female do in the bathroom or you are disgusting and not taking care of yourself
>work out 5 days a week and pretend to like it, also talk about working out while at work
>don't stand out in any way, shape or form
>always be a complete push over or you're expressing your male dominance and are a sexist pig
>don't be a complete push over, it's not attractive
>be a firm supporter of feminism and hate all men around you
>never look at the obvious attention cleavage, or you are a sexist pig
>don't hit back if a female is beating the living shit out of you, they are "weaker" then you
>you should just accept it if you get raped by females, after all it's only cute
>if you break up with someone you have kids with, you will most likely pay child support, which the female have complete control over an can increase to suit her needs .. failure in paying on time even if it means, you living in a cardboard box sends you to prison
>Your word is never good enough against a females word, you are the lier even if you have proof of otherwise
Just a few male privileges

>>5494981

>can grow a mustache

If only ;_;

I do like peeing standing up though, that shit's awesome. lel

I'm pretty much convinced guys have an easier time getting off. Fapping takes actual effort for me and it's at least 30 minutes before I come.
Also guys have it easier shaving wise, they can keep their arm/leg/armpit/pubic and somtimes facial hair
Yeah.
All of your privilege

>>5495001
But do men look at another man's penis when using the urinals? That's the real question.

>>5495001
Aw. I'm sure you're perfectly handsome without one!

If you don't mind me asking, is the word "parachute" unintentionally misspelled? It's been bothering me for a while.

>>5495019
>If you don't mind me asking, is the word "parachute" unintentionally misspelled?
It's an Incan ruler's name, I think that trip is Peruvian.

>>5494983
their are many, many more

>>5494933
>Have your cake and eat it too
>shig

>>5494947
there are no privileges to be found, stop trying

>>5494944
women don't enter certain fields as much. You could also say that there are female dominated industries as well

>>5494981
>implying there aren't ulterior motives for men helping men.
Just not as often.
Boxers are comfy, who would know?

>>5495012
they look at the wall

>>5494467
Just remember your lessons from the past and adapt to new situations as they arise. You shouldn't need to be lectured on how to oppress, it should just come naturally. Adapting is a key patriarchal value to furthering the male agenda.

>>5495012

I sometimes do... but only if the guy next to me is black. What can I say, I'm a curious boy and porn has made me so insecure. ;_;

>>5495019

Thanks for making me feel better. :3

And here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachacuti

>>5495034
Well, now I feel like an idiot. Thanks, anon! :)

>>5495048
What sorts of ulterior motives?

>>5495048
Why would you look at the wall? Wouldn't you be curious if he was bigger than you or not?

I think that though every male through, admittedly harder work, can get the perfect 10/10 body. Women though have to rely on genetics on whether they'll have nice boobs or not. Seriously, we can train to be skinny but every guy wants an hourglass with DDs and a black ass. Impossible to train.

>>5495054
No worries. :) And yeah, another anon (>>5495034) told me about your trip. You really learn something new every day.

>>5495074

Indeed.

See you around, anon. c:

>>5495067
>big ass
No one cares about my ass. Where is this info coming from.

>>5495087
>>5495087
Lel. Haven't you heard about all of those ass men.

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>>5495002
Guys need to masturbate, otherwise we get edgy. I know women who never masturbate and are happy with it. Also women tend to have better orgasms. For guys its like releasing pressure.

>they can keep their arm/leg/armpit/pubic and somtimes facial hair

>mfw I actually like hair on women
>mfw only hippies and feminazis dont shave

>>5495065
>Why would you look at the wall? Wouldn't you be curious if he was bigger than you or not?
Guys aren't usually erect when they're urinating, so it'd be really useless to check their size while they're doing so. Also, I personally don't give a fuck about size any more because I'm pretty large, but haven't even kissed anyone. Size doesn't matter as much as confidence does.

>>5495097
..you mean blacks? no thanks.

>>5495054
are you bi/gay OP?

>emoticons(more than normal for a guy)
>just the say you type seems female
>What can I say, I'm a curious boy

>>5495065
Don't acre. And size is different when erect, than when not. Some guys might gain 1 inch when erect, some might gain 3.

>>5495064
Just general favours.
>I rub your back you rub mine.
Ever heard that saying?

>>5495129
I've heard of that, yes, but I don't think it's the same as being nice to a girl just because you want sex from her.

>>5494536

The only time that occurs is if you're raped.

>>5495129

Nah, I'm a straight guy with no homosexual tendencies... as far as I'm concerned. lel. And I'm not OP, broski.

i actually wish i was a girl. im not gay but being a girl just seems so pleasant. even if you're just an average looking chick chances are you'll often feel wanted. in college, girls are always welcome anywhere while guys are dislike; there are always too many. i never hear of parties being called "chick fests"

and girls just seem to have better emotional support. its okay for friends to talk about feelings and stuff. with guys that stuff is seen as sort of strange and uncomfortable even with close friends.

and girls get to wear really pretty, interesting clothes. and get to wear clothes that hug their bodies, while for men that's not as acceptable..

>>5495098
Well I have the need to release pressure as well. Only it's a lot harder for me.
>implying not at least 90% prefer women without hair

>>5494721

My two cents is that neither gender is more 'logical' than the other, men and women just divert their emotions towards different things.

>>5495152
>implying that the 10% who do wouldn't be all over you as apposed to 90% who could take or leave you

>Well I have the need to release pressure as well.
I'm not talking about relieving stress. I'm saying thats as good as it gets for guys.

women are the taste makers of everything. everywhere you go, they decide what is cool and what isnt. if a lot of girls show up somewhere, chances are its cool and guys will like it. im not talking about things specifically aimed toward girls like vampie books but events, parties, clubs, etc.

>>5495190
>implying that men who like hair are better than those who don't

I don't believe it doesn't feel nice for guys.

>>5495067
You'd be surprised at how little men care about breast size.

>>5495144
oh my bad, the way you phrase an earlier comment made me think you were OP.

>>5495142
Nah it's not the same. Not every guy wants sex from you though. It's most likely in their minds, but it's not like they are all intending to actually try.
More like a "well, that would be nice".
At least for me.

Most (I notice) are generally just nice to girls, it's a predisposition. Just how a lot of people were raised and are used to behaving.

>>5495229
I didn't imply that, but a 10 who likes hair will settle for a 5 because of scarcity.

>I don't believe it doesn't feel nice for guys.
I didn't say it wasn't, but its generally MUCH better for woman. Guy's orgasm last like 10 seconds tops. Women can go much longer. Google that shit, its been scientifically proven.

>>5495067
Beast size isn't that big of a deal. I hate "black ass" too. You also get makeup.

>>5495243
>More like a "well, that would be nice".
This. I think most guys have thought about the possibility of sex with pretty much every woman their age with whom they interact with; the important thing to think about isn't that guys are biologically inclined to work this way, but that they have vast numbers of reasons for not wanting to try with you regardless of instinct.

>>5494294 (OP)
HAHAHA! Seriously though. Fuck off troll.

>>5495098
Eh, not necessarily. While sexual release is a lot more important to guys (semen build-up), it has been proven that women can get more stressed and depressed without masturbation.

Also, women often lie about masturbating.

Can't really provide a source as I'm on a mobile device, but see: circumcised women

>>5494983
>don't go out of your way to make contact with the opposite sex or you will be called a creep or worse a rapist

It's called grooming yourself and standing up straight and not staring at people like a lemur.
>groom every inch of your body and spend twice the time a female do in the bathroom or you are disgusting and not taking care of yourself

Your mom telling you to take a shower and shave is not "spending twice the time a female do in the bathroom". I shower every day and I trim/shave when I feel my body hair is getting lanky.
>work out 5 days a week and pretend to like it, also talk about working out while at work

What are you even talking about
>don't stand out in any way, shape or form

Wha
>always be a complete push over or you're expressing your male dominance and are a sexist pig

Are you confusing 'asserting yourself' with 'unleashing asspie rage'?
>don't be a complete push over, it's not attractive

Because it's not
>be a firm supporter of feminism and hate all men around you

wat
>never look at the obvious attention cleavage, or you are a sexist pig

>I-i-it's their fault I'm really shitty at secretly looking at boobs! They w-w-were doing it for my anyway!
>don't hit back if a female is beating the living shit out of you, they are "weaker" then you

If they're actually beating the living shit out of you they aren't 'weaker' than you and assuming she's actually beating the hell out of you nobody is going to hold it against you for pushing her away.

>if you break up with someone you have kids with, you will most likely pay child support, which the female have complete control over an can increase to suit her needs .. failure in paying on time even if it means, you living in a cardboard box sends you to prison

How do you even
>Your word is never good enough against a females word, you are the lier even if you have proof of otherwise

Stop being such a bitch, nigga.

>>5495268
>...most guys have thought about the possibility of sex with pretty much every woman their age with whom they interact with
Man, I cannot help but think of guys in a lesser light for this.

Granted it's not really the individual's fault, but shit.

>>5495268
yep. I just admire.
>I admire women fine qualities

I don't actually Think about what it would be like though, you'd go crazy just by being in the mall haha.

>>5495346

It's that same sex drive what makes us approach you and what gives you value and power... you should be grateful!

>>5495346

It's not true. Don't let him speak for all men of the world.

>>5495346
let's not pretend women aren't also like that.

>>5495354
pachy is a walking sex machine apparently

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>>5495372

Right on, right on.

c:

>>5495354
>and what gives you value and power... you should be grateful
aww shit, thanks bro. Not really

>>5495363
Except women aren't. Women are more hypergamous than men.

>>5494944
The problem with your 'stance' is that by the time you see 'sources' that you will accept (which, imo, is never...but that's beside the point) it will be because the damage has already been thoroughly and completely done. You have to be WILLFULLY blind to miss the way boys are treated these days already by girls in schools (and where, exactly, do you think this kind of behaviour will begin? In schools.)

Yes, there are more male scientists. Is it because women can't get hired, or because fewer of them are applying? I don't see you up in arms about the 'discrimination' in oilfield rig workers being almost entirely male. Why is that?

And, finally, as for 'default male' you'll notice that I said YOU can choose to default to male if YOU want. That implies personal choice. There is no 'default' gender on the internet because gender is NOT IMPORTANT on the internet. The default gender is 'none'.

>>5495346
>Man, I cannot help but think of guys in a lesser light for this.
Did you not read the rest of my post?
Men think it, but only as some distant possibility. It's akin to putting someone near food that they like. Even if they're full, they'll have some thought of eating that food... At which point they'll determine whether they have many other things they'd rather do.

>>5495410
women don't show it as much.
You're saying that you don't think about if you would have sex with any given man? Not even dwelling on it, just a passing, passive thuoght?

>>5495372
Pach is a faggot because he hardly responds to me.

faggot

>>5495432

Sorry, who is this?

:3

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>>5495442
I'm pretty sure you know who it is, asshole.

>>5495346

>Cannot help but think of guys in a lesser light

Why? It's not like we think about falling in love and marrying you. Just tying you up and fucking you in the ass like a whore

Why would wanting to fuck make you look down on someone?

Fucking youths man. We need to send this generation to Uganda for a couple of weeks it would solve everything

>>5495428
>with any given man
Except we aren't talking about any given person, but "every (wo)man their age whom they interact with."

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>>5495469

UncIe Leo?

:D

>tfw my white cis male privilege is worthless because i am mentally ill

>>5495491
You're trying to make this an issue of wording, but you should have the capacity to realize the intent of all the posts you're quibbling with.

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>>5495494
Why don't you kill yourself.
If you don't want to talk to me that's ok
I understand I'm not important in anyones life

>>5495527
this

>>5495491
respond like an adult

>>5495539

I just don't use okc often, and you take your time answering too... don't be so dramatic, veggie.

You ready for that date yet? :3

>>5495488
>Why would wanting to fuck make you look down on someone?
Pretty much in the same way you look down on a nigger or a chimp.

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>>5495563
>two wrongs make a right
But that's wrong, sandcunt.
Shove a baguette up your ass.
>don't be dramatic
>hurr durr it's only emotionally and mental abuse
>shit is worse elsewhere
>therefore your problems don't matter
please respond

>in most professional and social situations you are approached on a platonic level
>your opinion is generally conferred more respect
>the treatment you receive isn't hugely based on your appearance, unless you're extremely attractive or extremely unattractive