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North Korea imposes martial law, orders troops to ‘be ready for war’ - report

WUT HAPPENING?
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>>9766450 (OP)
In a battle of Koreas i bet on North.

South Koreans are girlish idiots with circumcised dicks.
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>>9766450 (OP)
its north korean for "gibbe mor aid"
Allegedly their famine is becoming more severe and the dumbfucks spend their money on missiles that can't fly
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>>9768293
The days of carrot and stick are over.
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>>9766600
>those uncut dicks
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>>9766600
I'd bet on the side with money , technology and more people
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>>9766450 (OP)

The US has technically been under martial law since the 30s when the constitution was suspended indefinitely and never re-invoked.
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>>9766450 (OP)
>North Korea imposes martial law
Wait what the fuck were they doing before?
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Official break of Korean War ceasefire soon?
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>>9768293
>>9766600
That's a hell of a jump between numbers...

Anywho, Best Korea is just posturing as usual. Lil Kim has to look like a badass for his army.
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North Korea had been at war since its inception, has it not? Also, aren't they already supposed to be ready for war? I don't think martial law even means anything will change there. It's not happening yet, I fear.
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When is best korea not ready for war?
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THE happening is happening
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>>9766450 (OP)
source or fuck off
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I fully expect a nuke to blow up over Best Korean airspace causing massive fallout in the region. Everything they try to launch fails spectacularly and this will be no different.
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>>9768869
They aren't even remotely close to being able to put a nuke on a plane or missile.
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>>9766600
hey man im uncut but my dick looks a lot more like the cut ones in that picture

i wish my dickhead was so silky smooth?

do any other cutfags here have that or what?
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Why doesn't South Korea and USA just invade North Korea? We could rescue all the citizens and kill the bad guys. Is it because they have nukes?
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>>9768949
It's because it would cost a lot of money.
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>>9768443

North Korea is more populous you capitalistic pigdog.
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>>9768949
Because there is no profit in invading Best Korea for the USA. We only "liberate" countries that have something we can take.
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>>9768831
Straight from /v/
http://rt.com/news/martial-law-north-korea-180/

>>>/v/174147419
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>>9768992

>shitposting on /v/ with non-vidya
Strike one
>cross posting threads on /v/
Strike two
>RT as a source
Strike three, you're out.
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>>9768831
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/9838626/North-Korea-under-martial-law.html

http://rt.com/news/martial-law-north-korea-180/

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/01/31/north-korea-martial-law_n_2588013.html?utm_hp_ref=uk


>hurr how do i google
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>>9768987
South Korea has just over twice as many people.
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>>9769056

"Numbers alone confer no advantage in war."

~Sun Tzu
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>>9768949
South korea is largely against attacking the North.
Talk to some native south koreans, they do not see it as two different countries, but merely one country with differences.

The last thing they want to do is attack them despite the obnoxious attitudes of the north. They are convinced that one day the countries will reunite.
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>>9769070

South Korea has the United States on it's side.

China won't come to save North Korea these days.
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>>9769038
No, that's my point, the entire story is bullshit that's why this thread needs to be ignored and forgotten
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>>9769070
"I'm gay"

~You
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Preparation for nuclear test.
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North Korea is just telling the world that they're going to do this test and if anything happens, they're going to start kicking ass.

South Korea can only lose a war against the North too. Even if they win, they have a phenomenal crisis on their hands in terms of economic disparity that would wreck their economy and prevent them from recovering for at least a century
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>>9766450 (OP)
North korea imposes martial law aka another day in best korea where nothing of significance happened
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>>9766450 (OP)
>WUT HAPPENING?
If Japan goes to war with China it will destabilize the region enough that North Korea could invade South Korea.

And win.
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>>9769107
>South Korea has the United States on it's side.
But will the U.S. risk getting involved in the China/Japan conflict by sending military forces though the war zone to South Korea?
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>>9769228
>Japan
They have like 5 soldiers?
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>>9766450 (OP)
aww shit son hot nuclear gook on gook action coming up

SCRAP
SCRAP
SCRAP
SCRAP

I can't wait to see some dead gooks on my TV screen soon
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>>9769228
that makes no fucking sense.
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>>9769262
>They have like 5 soldiers?
It's funny you actually think that.
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>>9769260

Of course it would, it has to maintain a foothold in the Far East, either Japan or South Korea, preferably both.
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REMOVE KIMCHI FROM PREMISES...Oh wait, that's Worst Korea.
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>>9769320
that's only because best korea is too poor to afford vegetables.
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>>9769260

They either do it or they lose their reputation, their manhood and their position as the sole superpower. That's the price of being the US. You go to war just because you have a reputation to keep around the hood.
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>>9768483
sauce?
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>>9768488
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Sometimes I wish America would get it's hands out of the guts of the middle east and just fucking spank North Korea already. They could do it and aside from maybe a couple of places in the world no one would think less of them for it.

If anyone needed FREEDOM brought down on them it's NK.
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>>9769418
If they do that they will most likely lose south korea as an ally and get China on their case.
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>>9769448

>intervene in North Korea
>South Korea breaks the alliance

wat
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>>9769490
see
>>9769101
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>>9769418
A reunified Korean peninsula and subsequent US withdraw from the Peninsula would do wonders for stability and security in that region.
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Korea's too small and fucking stupid to go against a major force like the US. They'd manage to nuke themselves before they could even think of a method to send a rocket overseas. Praise Murica
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>>9769418

The Middle East is more resource rich, its not about freedom.

The Age of Imperialism never ended for the United States, gotta have them resource rich puppet nations.
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>>9769562
are you here too chrisfag
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>my mfw when the entire world is on the brink of war

When do you guys think WW3 will "officially" kick off?
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>>9769562
They literally do not have the ability to deliver a nuclear weapon.
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>>9769684

>my mfw

>mfw
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>>9769684
>mfw /pol/ only spams "happening" threads because they legitimately WANT something horrible to happen.

Solid proof that happening fags most likely suffer from a severe psychosis.
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>>9769613
I've always been here, my friend
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>>9769726

This is the unspoken truth.
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>>9766450 (OP)
>heard a NK reported call the USA their archenemy
>talking to some friends if mine
>some of them don't even know that there is a North and South Korea
>no nothing about the situation in NK

>mfw NK citizens think Americans actually care about them
>mfw NK citizens think they can step to USA
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>>9766600

dat fearless norse korean warrior
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>>9769880
How's high school going? Still edgy?

>durrhurr mfw
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nk doesnt have nuclear weapons they just act like they do so the rest of the world doesnt come in and take them over

a war between them would be hilariously over within a week because there soldiers are malnourished from day fucking 1 there 3 god damn feet tall for fucks sake.
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>>9770410
>nk doesnt have nuclear weapons they just act like they do so the rest of the world doesnt come in and take them over
>a war between them would be hilariously over within a week because there soldiers are malnourished from day fucking 1 there 3 god damn feet tall for fucks sake.

You're fucking retarded. Back to >>>/b/
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>>9770467
go watch an nk documentary some time, there is literally nothing in there country but old buildings from the fucking 70's
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>>9770533
You claim to have seen a North Korean documentary where the entire world has been BAMBOOZLED into believing they have nukes (prohint: they do) and that they're "3 god damn feet tall for fucks sake" and the soldiers have no food.

Again, you're a fucking moron. >>>/b/ is your home.
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>>9770589
prove that i havent
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>>9770643
Done.
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>>9770589
>Tripfaggotry
>>>/b/ is your home my dear friend.
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>>9770756
>Tripfaggotry
>/b/
Does not compute.

Keep being an edgy tween, though.
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>>9770783
>reaction faces
>>>/b/ is your home my dear friend.
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>>9768949
Because China would lose its shit over it, as well as Russia, and probably Iran. Dragging all of their allies into the war, and bam, WW3.
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>>9770860
Did someone's feewin's git hurted?

Better run up the stairs from your parents' basement and latch on to your mother's 3" nip-nips.
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>>9770907
>caras de reaciones
>>>/b/ es tu casa mi hermano.
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>>9769782
Actually its pretty widely and openly spoken about here. We're all just unhappy with the way things are, and want change, but are waiting for something big to start doing anything about it.
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>>9770894
this is what everyone is waiting for, especially the neckbeard 20 something white virgins because they think they can just storm in and save korea and bag themselves a submissive girls generation looking korean girl.
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>>9769726
Having the world hate us isn't going to help in the coming conflict.
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>>9768949
In addition to what other anons pointed out, South Korea would probably be wiped out in the process. I'd say within 20 minutes of war being declared Seoul would be a crater.
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>>9770957
Beaner sprechen ist schmutzig und arm. Nehmen Sie Ihrer Mutter Ihre Kolbenschmerzen
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>>9769267

actually, seeing how south koreans play starcraft, i'd bet on the south.
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>>9771082
I forget the numbers, but something on the order of 15 thousand individual artillery pieces are aimed there right now.

All they have to do is pull the cords.
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>>9771088
Reaction lica ne služe kao nadležnosti ovdje / pol /. To je razlog zašto imamo određeni odbor za takav sadržaj, 'tis / b /. Zašto vam se sviđa konj sranje?
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>>9771292
Noe jeg ikke kan bruke reaksjon bilder på min ferie, på min vilje, på dette kortet. Noe jeg ikke har vært her lengre enn du antyde hva du mener antyder du kan få meg til å la fett liten jente
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>>9771292

english mater, ti to govori?
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>>9771390
Ili biste radije SAM odgovor na tvoj prljavi istočne evrope gutter govori?
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>>9771292
Zato što je realnost situacije je da ne mogu sebi da priušte disk preko 5 mega ujedi. ste život u koza na parcijalno

and I'm still sitting here, master-racing
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>>9771430
>>9771390
>>9771292
>>9771088
>>9770957

>starts out as understandable Spanish
>ends up as totally fucking unintelligible Slav and Swede shit
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uhm, when is NK not under martial law?
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>>9771611
Does NK even have planes?

Honest question.
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>>9771656
Some old hand-me-down MiGs

>>9771611
China has defended NK before. Adamantly.

Globalization makes it a different game, now, but I wouldn't be surprised to see some aid in one form or another.
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>>9771724
MiG-29 isn't something to turn your nose up at.

Implying it does indeed fly, though. Buying a fighter/bomber/jet isn't the hard part. It's keeping it air-worthy.
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>>9771611
china wants NK to be nuked so it's a no man's land.

they also wouldn't get too upset is they did some collateral damage to japan or SK.
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>>9768930
yes my skin hardly covers the head
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>>9771505
>>9771469
>>9771430
>>9771390
Idi na krevet djece, to je prošlost svoje policijski sat. Moj penis je veći u dužini uz put lel. Fat guzice.
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>>9771824
Here goes THIS guy talking from some imaginary area of expertise not located in the Sol system.
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They've done this martial law, prepare for war shit before, when they withdrew from that anti-nukes treaty to test their first nukes. Probably just telling the US not to sabotage their tests like what they did to Iran
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>>9766450 (OP)
They know more than we do.
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>>9771846
Mislio sam vam prošli van na hranu i ili nosi tvoj koza i dobiven tvoj 5 centimeter kurcina uhvaćen u vašem široj javnosti fen za vode zajedno sada mali dečak. Majka potrebe njenog nipples popravku

I genuinely believe that your waifu would be the only photo you'd cherish enough to stick on that slav-shit HDD of yours. I laff at u
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>>9766450 (OP)
>North Korea imposes martial law

lulz
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>>9769296
>BUT LE NIPPON WAS DISARMED AFTER WW2 AND THEY NEED US TO PROTECT THEM FROM ANYTHING
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why hasnt the united states or china assassinated these crazy gooks
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs

This little firecracker has a fire in his belly.
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Wish my country had the nationalistic fervor and order of NK, instead we have tranny fucks and goth kids everywhere.
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>>9772062

when you country becomes so poor and backwards that the only way to control the populace is a nationalist cult of popularity then you too can experience that fervor


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