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>27 live at home
>no job, get food stamps and GA
>my mom doesnt mind me living at home
>she cooks me dinner and buys me vidya
>wake up 2pm usually hit bed 3am
>play vidya most of the day, at night till I pass out

Not bad life honestly.
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>>11007152 (OP)

Fuck the workforce.
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Is this a no gf thread or will you be posting one of those later tonight?
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Same, but it gets lonely jerking off to cartoons every night.

I feel too weird hiring a hooker, and I don't know how to get to parties.
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>>11007251
I had one. Never was a fan besides the sex, I really dont go out much anyway
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>>11007152 (OP)
>>11007152 (OP)
same except i only sleep alone when i want to,
smoke shit loads of weed,
start drinking when ever i feel like it.
own shit loads of guns and am ready for happening read write and play music all day

omfg gld bless america let it never happen ever
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You are fucking pathetic.
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>>11007333
Thats fine Im happy with my life, are u happy with urs?
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>24, nice apartment, nice car, nice wardrobe
>started college at 17
>been living on my own since 18
>in the stock market since 19
>been working since 22
>pay taxes so asshole asspies like opie can be a lazy fuck
i pay the bills, so from now on, you're my bitch.
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>>11007152 (OP)
Stop being a fucking social leech
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>>11007346
Trying real hard to be.

But I do know I don't want to become someone like you.

I love life too much to miss out on it like you are.
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>>11007365
Thanks for buying me the new Tomb Raider game buddy :]]
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if you are living at home the best way to spend your time is getting fit. nothing else will change your life as much as changing your body.
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>>11007382
Miss out on what? going to the shitty bar? going to the club? tried that all before and hated it. Im basically getting paid to do what I love
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>>11007394
I was in shape a few years ago, still didn't do much for me. I was still anti social so didnt help with girls so not point.
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>>11007414
Meeting people who aren't just some anonymous number on a forum.
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>>11007394
No point whatsoever if you aren't going to chase pussy.
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>>11007382
>thinking you miss out on anything

Why.jpeg

If you haven't done it how can you miss out on it?
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>>11007446
what does "in shape" mean? obviously you still have to be able to have a conversation but were you visibly muscular?

>>11007480
false. everyone responds to physically attractive people, even if we are sexually attracted to them.
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>>11007502
*not physically attracted to them
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>>11007502
Yes I played HS sports and we did weights and practice almost 5 days a week
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>>11007394
this. I have the best time of my life during the summer when I have no obligations and can freely exercise
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You don't grow. You don't accumulate knowledge or wealth. You don't act on your will to power. You lack volition. You're purely a consumer.
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I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder at the age of 18 and was offered full disability and benefits at that age.

I rejected them out of pride and hoping that I'd be able to beat this illness. However i keep on having extremely disruptive episodes that interferes with my ability to hold a job (long I've held a job is about a year).

Anyway, I'm 28 now and still live at home. I'm seriously considering going the route of autism bux and being a piece of shit for the rest of my life.
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>>11007365
lel u mad
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>>11007152 (OP)

OP is human trash

Mooching off of others hard earned money is a sign you are a failure at life.
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I have that too, but with nonstop blowjobs. It's called a wife, you should look into it.
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>>11007152 (OP)
There are people your age who are working towards a richer future for themselves. (not just financially)
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So what does /pol/ think of /jp/ or /a/? A huge concentration of worthless NEETs post there
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You could at least be a cool homeless guy like Diogenes instead of just living as an eternal dependent on your parents.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope
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>>11007568
how do you afford your wife? she's gone if you aren't sufficiently employed.
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>>11007568
but for that you need your own house, to take care of yourself, a car, money, a career and other shit, too much work, I'd rather just masturbate and post on the internet all day
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>32, $50,000 pa
>Browse 4chans and forums all day, maybe do 2 hours of actual work a day
>Live by myself
>Drink every night because I enjoy it
>On average sleep with 4 women a year, but eventually lose interest when they figure out I'm a raging boozehound, so I don't have to break up with them

feels good man
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>mfw I'm the exact same as OP, except I'm only 25ish
>mfw I don't give a shit about the world, news, politics, world events, anything happening around me, whats happening in the country, nothing
>mfw I just play video games all goddamn day
>mfw I watch angry fags cry about 'HURR DURR WEALTH INEQUALITY'

Keep on getting pissy over nothing. Keep trying to change something that will not change. That is slavery my friends. It may sound counterintuitive, but complacency and accepting things as they are...THIS is true freedom. I don't have a fucking care in the world
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>>11007647
im 33 and the same. how do you make money? i edit manuscripts. After 8pm i drink till i pass out.
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>>11007595
I go to tohno chan for NEET discussion, /jp/ is just terrible lately
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I know and hear of too many people who are like this. what the fuck is wrong with this generation.
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>>11007744
You hang out on a site for losers.
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>>11007676
how can anyone be content with wasting their life away like this?
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>20+ years old
>on 4chan

Sounds legit. Post pic of ID or gtfo.
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>>11007744
I simply don't give a fuck. Nothing is going to change, so why not get drunk and enjoy yourself?
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>>11007744
hard work is no longer rewarded. you can work quite hard and have it taken from you. the most prized personality trait has become cunning and dishonor.
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>>11007768

Its hard to waste something that has no inherent value. Just like any other human life
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My mom keeps guilt-tripping me to go back to school or find a job but I seem to be happier than my depressed college graduate friends who hate their jobs and struggling to pay back their student loans. They waste money on tons of booze too.

I don't see how anyone can say that my neet life right now is more emptier than theirs.
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>>11007152 (OP)
sounds like OP is a nigger
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>>11007744
Women have ensured that men have to work twice as hard and don't even receive the same rewards for their efforts.

It's not surprising that men that find themselves in less-than-ideal circumstances see that the pay off would not be worth the effort.
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>>11007679
I'm a bookkeeper, basically an accountant without a degree, could be making bank but I have no ambitions
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>>11007853
Im white actually and proud of it
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>>11007803
human life has value. it's up to you to realize it.
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>>11007365

>Be 27, international managerial financial analyst
>Nice apartments, nice cars, just suits in wardrobe
>Been married for 3 years to hot 10/10 asian chick from HK
>See faggots like OP and rage indefinately

These plebs will never know that feel of riding the platinum train my nigga
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>>11007773
you really have no idea how much of sanctuary 4chan is for people of all ages. If I had goen through college with all the info available on this site I probably would not have wasted so much time.
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I'm the same but feel like I want to grow up now.
Taking steps to move on with my life.
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>>11007762
true. my friend irl is like this though and does nothing but play vidya and get his check every month. he loves it. he has severe anxiety problems but it just seems ridiculous to give up on your life...but then again how ridiculous is it if hes having a good time right now?

>>11007776
exactly what my friend's mindset is
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> work hard
> paying off a mortgage on my own house
> living with my fiancee who own's her own house
> 3 cars between us
> got enough money in savings to not worry about finances.
> heading to France next week to go skiing for 3 weeks

Yep... life's not bad at all, OP

Rather than playing vidya, you might get some satisfaction out of levelling up your life
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>>11007873

It has no objective value

Subjective value? Absolutely. But you must realize at one point or another that is an illusion
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>>11007876
I went to Community college, had a Pelle grant for it. Hated CC and hardly showed up and did work. Used my book check to buy vidya
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>>11007873

No it doesnt, and once you give up that silly dream, you might accomplish something.
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>>11007865
wanna go ride bikes?
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>>11007893
A vacation or my own house would do zero for me. I have my own room with everything I need in it a fridge full of food and my mom who cooks for me im good.
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Hey guys whats a good way to earn 50k salary or just enough to live comfortably and play videogames? What career or college education would I need? I just want to play videogames and live on my own, I have no plans for wife or kids or any of that
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The internet, videogames, and porn have given young men way too many comforts and discourages them from doing new things, this will probably spell the end of the white race, rather than some vast jewish conspiracy.
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>work hard
>paycheck to paycheck
>60 hours a week
>make too much to get food stamps
>make too little to eat a decent meal more than once a week
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>>11007952
At least you dont want to be a leech.
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>>11007932
Just sold mine to my boss, sorry :(
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I'm 21 living at home with my mother and younger brother. Currently attending university, but I never go to class. (There are no mandatory classes) This semester I only went to 1 of 5 exams. I still havent passed about half of my subjects from the previous years. I really don't care about what I'm studying; I just got into this university randomly really, after the equivalent of the SAT exams. (I'm not american)

Don't really know what to do with my life or how to do it. It gets kinda sad.
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>>11007932
Is that a family guy reference?
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>>11007882
>right now
that's the problem. these people never think about the future.
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I'm almost the same OP. But I'm 22 and not on welfare yet. My parents couldn't abide with me getting autism bux, even though I know how easy it is to qualify for them.

I also have your sleep schedule. It sucks when people want to see me or do stuff in the morning, but otherwise it's great.
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>>11008008
no, i thought we might be buddies in the elementary school fashion. Or, if he is like me and enjoys riding fast motorcycles, we could do that too.
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>>11007897
the world is your fucking oyster, do whatever and make whatever you want out of it
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>>11007985

I think you could at least put forth a little more effort and see where that gets you

Just go to class and do well, man
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>>11008009
What future? People on the autism bux know they're gonna keep getting aid, and the other NEETS know they eventually have to settle for a shit tier job when their parents die.
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>>11007917
i've accomplished a hell of a lot more than people like op by acknowledging the value of my life and working towards the goals i've set for myself.
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>23 years old
>dropped out of college, was a NEET for 4 years, spent my time collecting figs and watching anime
>Mom says it's time for me to get a job and stop bumming around
>picks up the phone
>makes some arrangements
>I now work in the same company as her and get to sit in a cubicle all day watching anime and listening to music
>I don't meet my quotas but my boss doesn't care because he owns some favors to my mom
>she's going to get me a promotion soon
>coworkers hate me because they have to work all day

lol
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>>11007937
I guess you don't know what you don't know...

Some people find the unknown exciting.
Finding yourself at 2am at some party in the outskirts of a crazy city in a foreign country. Dancing, drinking with and fucking exotic girls from far off lands.

Then later landing back home and wondering just how you got into some situations, and out the other side.
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>>11008076
what do you do for a living? if you mind me asking
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>>11008038
When I had a gf. I made her pick me up after she got off work at 8pm. I have a thing where I need to sleep in my own bed, so she would drop me off before 3am every night
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>>11008090
your mom must be one hell of a slut
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>>11008076

And what will these 'accomplishments' amount to 100 years after you are gone and dead?

1000 years?

a million years?

you must see that all that you have done or anything anyone has done is just meaningless in the grand scheme of things
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Op, what happens when your mother dies and no one is around to spoon feed you anymore?
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>>11007152 (OP)
Wasn't this thread here yesterday too? Anyway, you didn't mention you sleep 11 hours a day in that one, so why the fuck do you do that?
I wake up at 2pm too, but I go to sleep around 7am.
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>>11008109
don't**
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>>11008090
>america
america
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>>11008124
I made this on /b/ last night never on here
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>>11007152 (OP)
Life gon get hard when yo mammy up and dies on yo ass!
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>24 live at home
>no job, get autismbucks because I'm scizophrenic
>wish everyday I was independant and capable of functioning.
>Too lazy to change
>Am the only one to blame for my failures.

Yeah jacking off to cartoon porn is not bad but it gets old. I mean I feel like I could do so much more with my life.
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You guys got nothing on some people.

I once helped move a refrigerator for my friend's next door neighbors who were geriatric. They had the same fridge for 40 years, one of those Frigidaire ones from way back. It finally quit working, and they got a new fridge.

So I am helping my friend move this thing up the stairs and into the house. We're in the living room and out pops this 60 year old man.

He was the grown adult son of the geriatric couple who were in their late 80s. Apparently he never married, hasn't had a job for a long time (Maybe ever), and he just sits on the computer all day.

You 20-something year old faggots on 4chan got nothing on this guy.
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>>11008123
The house is paid off and the will is in my name for everything. So I would sell house and live in a small apartment or trailer in the south or Midwest for cheap
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I want this so badly.
Unfortunately my dad is kicking me out of the house if I don't get a job within the month. I'm probably gonna blow my brains out when I turn 21 and can legally purchase a gun.
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>>11008182
Holy fuck, anon I think you may have met the grandmaster.
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>>11008090
I am like you right now except without the awesome mom ;_;
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>>11008160
b, pol, same thing. Why the fuck do you waste so much time sleeping? You sit on your ass all day playing games, you aren't doing enough to be that tired. Stay up till the sun rises today, and then wake up at 2pm tomorrow again. You'll get so much more gameplay in. All that sleeping is such a waste of time.
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>>11008249
Dunno I get tired, I think it has to do with me passing out from alcohol before bed
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>>11008178
What'd you have to do to get your moolah? I want to sign up but I don't want to do a bunch of testing (anxiety + schizophrenia)
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>>11008183

You learn well, young goym.
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>>11008055
It's not that I don't "do well". I've got above average grades on all the shit I bothered to show up for. It's just that I can't make myself care about it. Well not exactly that, but expressing the state my mind is in would require more skills in english (hell even in my native language) and time than I have, so let's say that's about it.

I mean what's the point of getting that fucking degree? I study economics btw.

I know someone will be tempted to tell me that another subject might intrigue me more, but no matter how hard I have thought about it, there is nothing that "interests me" in that way. Even if I was in a different university, I can confidently say that I would still be sitting home lurking 4chan.

I'd say education has let me down, but I never expected it to be anything more than it turned out to be. A waste of time that can't be used for anything else, so I might as well waste it there.
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>>11008090
Fuck when is my dad going to do that for me. He could EASILY do it but he'd rather just let me sit at home being useless and yelling at me to get a job.

I've told him I'll take any job I'm offered, even working on the line with mexicans. But he won't do it. Oh well. More vidya time for me.
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>>11008090

Your mom slept with your boss for that, and now she's blackmailing him by threatening to reveal it to his wife. That's why he has to put up with your useless ass.
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>>11007152 (OP)

Sounds nice, at the same time from my perspective I hope you get kicked off of welfare one day.

If your mother continues to allow you to live at home, that's her personal choice (and yours for choosing to stay home).
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>>11008190
How can you buy a gun if you don't work for money?
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>26, worked at an investment firm
>$65000
>going back to school for my MBA
>Will get a six figure promotion
>work 10-12 hours a day
>no social life. one night stands with women in bars.
>shit ton of money saved up
>In my free time I'm on /pol or /sp
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>>11008269
Try killing yourself, get on a 32 hour hold, and act like you're fucking insane.

You can pull it off if you're really really smart and dedicated, but other than that it's easier to have a legit psychotic episode.
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>>11008115
I don't care, she got me the job thats all that matters
anyway I gotta go to bed, have to wake up early tomorrow. Shitsux but whatever
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>>11008268
Stop drinking, you'll solve two problems at once. You won't get as tired, so you'll have more time to play games, and you'll have more money to buy new games to fill that time with.
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>>11008183

How will you pay for sewage, electricity, internet, cable/dish, phone, etc?
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>>11008109
small business owner.
>>11008121
i'll have a family and kids to pass everything down to. then they'll pass it down to their kids and so on and so forth. that's life.
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>>11008090
How hot is your mom?
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>26 share apartment with friend
>disability for depression and anxiety
>smoke erryday and play vidya and browse /pol/
i am content, but not happy.
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>>11008269
basically testing is mandatory.

I just went really crazy once and had to be interned to a mental ward.
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Start improving your life by uninstalling all of your vidyas and deleting your terabytes of porn.

>>>/adv/
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>>11007446
It doesn't do everything, but it still gives you one hell of a leg up. To neglect it is retarded.
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>>11008342

There's actually disability for depression? LOL!
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>>11008211

He 60 years old and still unemployed living with his mom and dad. Dude is pretty much the ultimate slacker.

I should've shook his hand LOL.
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>>11008344
What was your pyschotic episode like? I'm always interested in hearing about stuff like that.

Do you remember it vividly?
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>>11008325
With the renaming money from the house and other things
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>>11008377
in australia anyway, depression is quite debilitating if its chronic.
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I wanted to be a NEET so badly OP.

Stay at home all day, go out only when I need to, smoke weed, play vidya, browse 4chan, all things that I would love to do.

Unfortunately for me I couldn't get away with that life style and it all came to an end when I turned 18.
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>>11008333
what kind of business ?
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>>11008301
Never said I didn't work.
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>>11008399

I'm so going to move there, lie about being 'chronically depressed', get disability, live happy
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>>11008378
Fucking dude is the master Wizard. Most anons have to last till 30; that dude is probably still going strong at 60+.
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>>11008440
Thats amazing and im in awe
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>>11008321
>buying games
buy? What is buy? is that some kind of appreciation dance when the download finishes?
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>>11007875
>If I had goen through college with all the info available on this site I probably would not have wasted so much time.

>implying that you wouldn't have wasted 8 times more time on 4chan
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>>11008423
local restaurant chain.
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>>11008269
Not who you're responding to, but I live off that shit too. For me at least, there were no tests or shit. Just notes from my doctors, and my childhood history of living in group homes, secure treatment centres and finally the streets when I turned 18. Now I'm set for 1800 a month, adjusted every 4 years to keep up with the cost of living, tax free, for the rest of my life.
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>>11008484
>7 strikes yer out

Have fun getting sued, anon. Piracy is at an end.
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>>11008294
no, my mom and all her co workers went to college together 30 years ago, they've known each other all their lives and been through a lot of shit together, so they help each other in any way they can. it's nothing weird really, jewish families are very close and we've always built close knit communities.
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What's the easiest disability to fake?
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>>11007152 (OP)
>21 and live at home
>no job, but I go to school and get normal social interaction.
>parents want me to live at home because I am unmarried(no lie)
>go to school, party, social outings, vidya
>I cook dinner and do some choirs, but for the most part, I am a princess
>play tons of vidya and get free shit from guys
>I ask my parents for money and they just give it to me
>I never had a real job except for free lance IT and that is just for spending money
>I have no bills
>no debt
>free college


If only I was not a transsexual I would have it made .....
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>>11008182
Because I'm objectivist, above anything else I believe that you give yourself your own worth. If you're happy doing something, continue doing it. To be objectivist you don't have to be a production-nutcase, just be happy with YOU, because as Rand said, "you are your own highest value."

Stay happy, stay fulfilled, anons.
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>>11008556
being a minority or urban youth.
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>>11008285
Hey this is me>>11008308

I went into Economics and I live a pretty easy life. If you aren't a retard just sleep in class and ace the tests/examinations. Get an internship before your final year and they'll end up hiring you. The hours are long but the work is dull and boring.
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>>11008536

I might have known.
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>>11008536
Yes, nothing weird here. Nothing weird at all.

Now continue staying inside, white men! Play those viddie games and fap to your redtube!
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>>11008121
His accomplishments will mean that in 20 years time, your kids will hate his kids because they'll have a better chance to be better educated, in a household that isn't living paycheck to paycheck.

As a parent, you want to try to give your kids a better upbringing than you were given.
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>>11008600
>redtube

What a pleb!
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>>11008484
Eh, games are cheap enough on steam. And I just gamefly everything for consoles. I used to download isos and shit. But buying them off steam is just less work. I'll pay a lazyness tax of 2 bucks per game.
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>>11008438

Then you could make 2200 you tube videos like based new storyteller:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APTl4g860SQ
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>>11008577
Don't just come out and say you're a transsexual, faggot. You made my trans*-radar explode from your blatancy. You have to make it subtle. As far as I see it, you own be a new trans*-radar.
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>>11008593
>the hours are long
>but
>the work is dull and boring
>but
>BUT

but implies a counter to what you just said. both of those things you listed suck shit, not just the first.
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>>11008642
how should I say I am a transsexual?
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>work at goodwill
>18 hours a week
>min wage
>must ring customers up at the register, stock items on shelves from the back, help idiots who can't find items
>only make $512 a motnh
>disability makes $700

Seriously?
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>>11007647
Same bro, but double my wage
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>>11008714
You don't need to say it at all. You have a pretty fine life aside from that, and surely sickos over in /soc/ would give you attention for being a transexual.
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>>11008714
Maybe just leave your name as "Melly". "Melly" is as trans* as trans* fucking gets.
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>>11008530
that's not even how it works brah
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>be 21
>working at a retail store
>have my own apartment
>have my own car
>have a live-in girlfriend
>going to technical school to make the big moneys, out of own pocket, because fuck debt
>lifes pretty good m8

I don't envy you OP because at your age you could get fucked any moment.

Your mom probably controls your life, and if she wanted to she could throw you out and you'd be completely helpless.

I'd rather be independent and struggling, than be a reliant on my mom when I'm like 30. The thought of that alone horrifies me.
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>>11008760
>using asterisks
>I ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop I'm the scatman
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>>11008790
My mom doesnt control my life at all, she cooks for me buys me games, does my wash, lets me use her car if I need to go out etc..
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>>11007365
>>11007874
Yes goy, you must work hard! All of your hard work will be worth it when you die
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>>11008790
this.
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>>11008628
>>11008600
I know a guy who's grandparents own youporn. It's really awkward when we talk about porn because I don't even like their site. xvideo and redtube are better.

Also he's already told me he won't help me get a job, so there's that.
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>>11008760
I am going to change my trip name soon. Just a few days I go I decided to lurk susans and i saw a hon named melly. Needless to say, I need a new nick.

Maybe I will go with lisa
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>>11008822

If she dies though you won't know how to feed yourself, or wash your clothes, or even get money.

What happens when she dies man? Have you thought about what you'll do?
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>>11008855
If it got bad id kill myself
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>>11008682
I meant that in a way in which you can slack off on your phone most of the time and nobody would notice/give a shit because they do the same. I'm on /pol/ most of the time at work.
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>>11008397
How long do you think that is going to last?
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The only thing that will matter is how many guns you have when the Happening happens.

Better work on that 3D printing.
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>>11008822
I want to give your mum a hug.
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>>11008506

would have wasted the time

>but not all the money on tuition, fees and books
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>>11008396
My psychotic was last year, yes I remember it vividly.

it was kinda of a hard time for me, I've been neglecting myself for quite some time. Malnourished I had lost 15lbs and I'm already skinny. I was thinking that THE HAPPENING was real fucking close by. Anyway, there was this moment where I was in my room and I saw this black flash and some sort of pulsing black ball and felt something in my brain. My first thought was that that is it, I'm fucking dead. I couldn't feel my pulse I was sure I was dead and just a spirit wandering by. My brother called the cops on me and I ended up at the hospital with a bunch of other crazies.

I was sure that this mental ward was hell for a while because of all the tormented souls there. Then they started to drug me and I came back to my senses.

Pic kinda related, saw something like that IRL for a moment.
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>>11008844
"The tripfag formerly known as Melly"?
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>>11008790
I got sick of my mom walking in on me masturbating when I was 19. Got a studio apartment and interned for a year, and now I make 60k a year browsing 4chan all day.

Would not live at home if given the opportunity. Nope nope nope.
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>>11008867
it'll last him forever if he's smart with the investing.
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>>11007152 (OP)
Same here, except I don't leech off the government.
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>>11008593
I have to be honest with you, when I read your post I thought "this is probably going to be me in a few years".

Do you feel ... well? I'm suspecting it feels pretty much the same as it feels now.
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>>11008822
lol you're 27 year old manbaby, and don't even try and help your struggling poor mother?

have you no shame sir?

i was working in a factory at age 15 to help my siblings, yet you live like a pig off your mom's toiling.

you really sicken me, not out of jealousy, but pure anger for your poor mom.
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>>11008920
Am I supposed to be proud of u?
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>>11007365

>in the stock market since 19

A-are you.. m-me?
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How do you live with your shame OP?

Also for posterity, which race are you? I'm guessing asian.
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>20
>Community College
>Friend trying to hook me up with a job at his place
>Live at home, but I generally get along with my parents
>Play vidya and jack off to cartoon porn a lot still

Could be worse.
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>>11008899

> if he's smart
that's a big IF
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>>11008968
Im white and I have no shame.
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>>11008884
Interesting. So you saw that hallucination then thought you were dead, until you woke up in the mental ward.

I always wonder how those episodes happen. Like, suddenly one day with no warning people can just lose touch like that. It sounds pretty scary, but also interesting. You said it was a hard time for you, and you were malnourished, so I wonder if those factors acted upon you, causing your schizophrenia to manifest.
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>>11007874
>indefinately
I'm raging so hard I'm perfectly calm
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I couldn't go back to being a basement dweller after being an adult.

Adult life is too much fun.
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>>11009016
yep..
and as you get older, you get more resources, and it becomes even more fun
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>>11009016
I have my own room no basement
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>>11008930
Yes, but only because the government doesn't officially know where I am or what I'm doing.
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>>11007615
All the Greek citizens were taken care of. The Athenians were basically protectorates and would charge 'protection' money (racketeering) from smaller, weaker neighbors. Diogenes was a NEET from the old days.
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>>11008842
>awkward talking about porn with friend's grandparents
>because they don't own my favorite porn sites
LOL
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>>11008979
Well it's a tough investment market. Stocks are a bubble, bonds don't even beat the official inflation, and gold isn't an investment, it's a hedge. Cash is crap too thanks to inflation.

Really right now, the best use of money is getting into homesteading.
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>>11009016
>work all day
>no time to yourself, no time for vidya, movies, reading, the internet, anime, etc

Yeah. Sure sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe if you had a piss easy, high paying job, but those are rare.
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>>11008844
How about Pat, or something else transexual sounding.
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>Mfw people are bragging about being 27 year old virgin with no job and no future

lol seriously?
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>>11008884

I nearly became schizophrenic at 17, but apart from that, pure sanity here; AFAIK at least, lolz.

Had acid last year tho, and nearly didn't come back from my second trip. That was scary. Smoked two joints immediately prior to peaking, cos I thought the acid wasn't going to do anything. Oops.
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>>11009102
Not a virgin nice try
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>>11008884
Hey anon, I like your pic. But why is the filename HiddenHand? Is there something I'm supposed to be seeing?
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>>11009102
Check your priv, normal working class scum.
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>>11008891

1000x this
>left home and my crazy mom at 18
>self made man
>college, career, wife, kids, etc
>feels real good man
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>>11009073
Well I also am personally against 3DPD, since I'm 2D enlightened. So they ask me what genres I prefer and what tips I can give them to improve, and really all I can say is I just don't like any of it.

Imagine trying to explain waifus to old people running an internet porn hub. It's just weird.
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>>11009084

I listen to music at work all day.

>no time for vidya, movies, reading, bullshitting on internet

I have had like 10 years of that, how much can you possibly want til it gets old?

I'd rather collect $100 bills, yo.

Do you know how awesome it feels to have 150k in your bank account?

Do you know how awesome it feels to know you can buy a house in cash full? Flat out?

You know how fucking awesome it is to know you are better than 9/10 losers because you have the confidence to work while others are scared and poor?

It feels fucking amazing, and you'll never know such feels.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYJKd0rkKss

Just saying, I want this to be my future.
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>>11009126
what if I were to say I was a virgin, would you believe me?
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>>11009197
none of this inspires or impresses me
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>>11009216
If you said you were id take your word on it. I dont know you and why lie about something so trivial?
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>>11009003
It probably contributed, I was only feeding up on cheap rice and water for like 3 months priors and gradually went into complete social isolation. But no, I don't think its instantaneous its a slow build up of the shit you immerse yourself in. As I was saying I had a lot of paranoid thoughts with THE HAPPENING, due to me reading lots of crazy conspiracy shit on the internet.
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>>11007865
>I'm an Analyst for a transportation company...
>Basically do graphs all day,
>will be completing my masters in Comp Science this year
>extra $25k a year
>pay women to sleep with.. Fuck having relationships with them

life's good
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>>11009197
>money
>money
>money

Yawn. Again, if your job is piss easy with little effort or work, that's cool. Working your ass off just for some awesome "i'm better than everyone else" feels doesn't appeal to me.
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>>11009224

I could not give a shit what some empty pocket, live at home faggot thinks is impressive or not.

I'm just saying, you'll never know what it feels like to be a man.
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>>11007312
can i have a not shit resolution of that image
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>>11009197
I know that feeling, anon
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>>11009104
Heh, I've only done acid once, and it was a pretty mild trip. I just couldn't stop thinking like I was in Westeros, from Game of Thrones. Literally every thought I had was couched in that vernacular and I was thinking about shit like honor and long winters.

It was pretty fun.
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>>11009278
and you will die and lie in the ground just like me, a few months after your death people will forget u just like so many
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>>11009192
You have the opportunity for custom porn, if you ball up to it, anon. Tell them you'd want to bust a nut to whatever, and like good grandparents, they'll give it to you.
WHY ARE YOU WASTING THE OPPORTUNITY? You're going to make me cry, anon.
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>>11009272
>Yawn

You're like a virgin whose never had sex.

You can't miss what you've never had.

I think the real problem is that you're just employable so you've convinced yourself you're above it.

>Nobody would give you a job even if you paid them to.
>Lol.
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people like you make me have nightmares that I could end up like you
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>>11009278
lol don't lie, you need that social validation. You crave it.
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>>11009307

Yeah, except I'll have money when I'm alive, and you won't.
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>>11009381
I have all the money I need to be happy. and live very comfortably but thanks.
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>>11009372

True, I do. But from people who matter. Not no-lifes who could disappear and nobody would give a fuck, lol.
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>>11009395

Your mom's money, you parasitic trash.
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>>11009272
It feels good not worrying about how you're going to have to make your bills in time, or where you're going to get your next dollar.

The lack of worry is liberating. Having those resources so that at the drop of a hat, you can say "fuck it, I'm taking a week off to spend on a beach in the bahamas", it feels fucking great.
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>>11009309
They're not MY grandparents, and I only met them once.

3D porn is shit and jew infested. The sooner you realize that, the sooner you can free yourself from women's clutches and be your own person.
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>>11007152 (OP)
>33
>work 40-45 hours a week
>have a car and a condo
>cook my own dinner
>do my own laundry
>have pride
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>>11009409
Doesnt matter who's it still ends up going to what I need.
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>>11009424
Why not request decent 2D porn?
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>>11009425
I have happiness the hell do I need to feel some "pride"
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>24
>BPD, PTSD and schizoaffective
>collect SSI
>try and pay back community college debt to go to school
>first of the month buy Woodford Reserve, pistachio ice cream and an escort
>rest of the month feel depressed and read books
>talk for hours to my only friend (met her during first hospitalization)
>fall asleep with Townes van Zandt 60mg of valium and a couple shots of bourbon
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>>11009486
I have happiness AND pride
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>>11009524
I dont need pride.
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>>11007382
If he is missing out on your experience, you are also missing out on his.

OP, if he is telling the truth, might be the happiest man on /pol/.
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>>11009541
and society doesn't need you.
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>>11009559
yet I am still here and will be :]
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>>11009198
Wow, anon. I love this. Thank you for sharing this with me. Wish I could do this as well.
Fuck this place we live in, anon.
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>>11007744
In my opinion, it is basic risk-reward behavior. There is not much reward to working your ass off when you compare it to doing nothing at all. Many will say why even bother.
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>>11009425
>33
>still on 4chan
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>>11009642
This!
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>>11007152 (OP)
I just got my first job this week. I'm a college dropout and have no idea how my life will be. But wherever you are, you have to remember Ayn Rand. She said "you are your own highest value".
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>>11009642
>In my opinion, it is basic risk-reward behavior. There is not much reward to working your ass off when you compare it to doing nothing at all. Many will say why even bother.

Correct. This generation gave up because they got college degrees and end up working at Starbucks or waiting tables until their late 20s.
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>>11009555
I'm not missing out on OP's experience. I've slept until 2pm and played vidya all night before. I could do it every weekend if I wanted to. Hell, I could quit my job and do nothing for a year before I'd lose my house, but doing nothing gets old.
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>>11009665
>But wherever you are, you have to remember Ayn Rand. She said "you are your own highest value".

Troll bait.
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>22
>been out of school since winter '11, haven't done a full-time semester since fall '11
>wasted pell grants
>been NEET since then
>everyone important disappointed in me
>getting written out of will for 150K+ and health insurance cut

>mfw I'm going back to school this fall and am looking for jobs in nursing homes

Being NEET has been great but I can't keep doing it because I've chosen a different life now. I feel like Sato.
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>hate on niggers
>do the same thing as niggers
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>>11009750
I dont hate on anyone because of race
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>>11008600
Maybe white people should just stop working and let the Juden pay the bills
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>26
>Work 40 hours a week
>SUV, condo, wife
>buy my own groceries, pay the bills
>Clean up my own messes and maintain my property
>I wish I was dead.

Stay NEET OP because if this is living I isn't worth it.
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Fuck. At least treat your mom like she's gold and fucking take her out on your leech money if she's allowing you to live like a 14 year old for the rest of your life. You make it seem like she's your fucking servant. Fuck.
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>>11008863
Don't do it, so be a mastermind that will give the nationwide attention for your action. Such to assassinate the corruption elite members.

Or steal the top secret and leak the classified infos into public.

They will remember you.
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I didn't know being or becoming an apathetic man-child was such a common goal.

I work 6-8 months a year and make good money,when I'm home I do exactly what you NEETs do,except I have a fast car,and pocket full of cash to buy things with.
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>>11009793
Plan too lol
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>>11009794
I go out to eat with my mom, she pays but still. I also do things like load the dishwasher take trash out etc
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>>11009806
>and yet is still on 4chan

maybe buy a life with all that cash bro
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>>11009454
No such thing, at least not animated. Exhentai covers everything I need, especially since I know how to read Japanese. Youporn specializes in user uploads anyway, so they were asking tips for presentation and site layout, mostly. They don't produce anything.
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>>11009793
You did everything right except the wife part (get a gf instead)

I bet your wife is fat now, isn't she.
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>>11008844
what? do mtfs have to compete over namefags now? ya'll are cutthroat.

pls suck my dick lisa.
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How'd you become a NEET, OP?
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/jp/ pls go
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>>11009806
>I didn't know being or becoming an apathetic man-child was such a common goal.

If you like work for its own sake you're mentally ill. Everyone wants to be rich and never work, only playing. That's normal.

Stop applying your inbred jew standards to us normal people.
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>>11009842
clearly didn't read my post

>I do exactly what you NEETs do

aka vidya,lurkan,sleepan,laying about etc but I have cash money to buy dope shit and travel

Money=freedom
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here is a life I've thought about living:
>buy a van
>live in said van
>get a gym membership from a national chain to work out and shower each day
>buy a -20 degree sleeping bag for winter (or move somewhere warm)
>go to McDonald's and everywhere like such as and for free wifi
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>>11009016
Why not both?

I have my adult life and I pretty much live in the basement of my house.
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>>11009940
oh, and travel around the country in case that wasn't obvious
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respect anon, who wants to play for the juden anyways?

captcha: classles
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>>11009940
i did pretty mcuh the same thing when I was driving a google streetview car. we got a hotel stipend though.
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>>11009940
It gets old and boring fast.

What will you do with all the free time?


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