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>that feel when you know you're not an asspie but can relate to a lot of shit in that pic

Do I need to go for an evaluation or something? Holy shit.

Anyway OP, what kind of stuff does he say that hurts you?

>>8691118
>>8691117
You could always take those online tests...

Also if you're personality type is INTJ you could definitely have Aspergers. Most people with aspergers syndrome are INTJs

>>8691117
>>8691130

> INTJ

oshi....

>>8691091
lol everything in that pic applies to anyone who doesn't get out much. sufficient =! necessary conditions

>>8691118
The thing about asperger's is the CLINICAL SEVERITY of those symptoms.

Everyone can relate to most of that pic to SOME degree.

>>8690984
I don't get what you mean?

>>8690990
Thirteen months-ish

>>8690999
See I was thinking about doing something like that, like a guided tour or something! But I don't think I would be able to make it sexy, the best I could do it is awkwardly.

>>8691010
Playing with his balls? That's ... random.

>>8690999
Please do this op. Guys usually don't mind being shown what to do. After a while, he'll know to do it all by himself.

you can train him to do this if you want. just grab his hand and make it do what you want. after a while, this should condition him to grope you more often.

>See I was thinking about doing something like that, like a guided tour or something! But I don't think I would be able to make it sexy, the best I could do it is awkwardly.

Fuck it, grab his hand and firmly put it on your butt, or breast. Look at him with 'that look' whatever you do, and err i dunno, lick his eyes.

Do it with intent and it will be awesome

>>8691122
>>and err i dunno, lick his eyes.
Oh lawd I laughed.

Guys aren't turned off very easily. I wouldn't worry about not being sexy. A girl putting my hands on her tits/ass would be such a turn on.

>>8691128
that feel when OP doesn't know about biology

They're fun as hell.

honestly don't know. just a bunch of fat on the torso. but we like 'em.

They are called "fun-bags" you faggot.

Tittyfuck
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Do nothing because you're a beta faggot

>>8691109
You fuck.

>>8691109

Fuck.

You fuck, how hard is that to understand?

>>8691111
>>8691111
>>8691111
quads speek the truth, OP is beta as fuck

id start talking on the phone first.

text to person transitions; especially if she is not very talkative are always awkward if you guys dont have a conversation feel for each other.


>Let's grab lunch/dinner/see a movie/fuck/ this week, when are you free?

I make my intentions clear pretty soon so it doesnt drag on and she doesnt begin to start questioning things or hook up with someone else. Id usually just call her, but make it quick if its a text and dont dick around or beat around the bush. Just let her know you want to take her out and ask when is the best time to do it.

>texting

Op's a Faggot.

>>8691089
Well I don't really see her anymore in person (different schools now). So I'm thinking I should wait a little bit (continue to text) before I call?

>>8691123
start with small phone talks. ease into it.

>hey bitch. [insert something new and interesting to talk about or continue an old conversation topic] [etcetera] [so how have you been?] before the conversation gets cold make sure you end it.

leave on a high note, always. dont drag it out.

>You can't make someone you already know like you

Geez women, are you even pushing out smart babies anymore?

what if they showed moderate interest and then stopped?

is there a way to rekindle that?

>>8691124
Depends what made them stop being interested in the first place, but possibly

You can just tell him "We won't bring those certain people to the apartment, ever and we won't talk to each other about them either."

>>8690879

This would make sense if I ever had plans to see Jill again anyway.

>>8690872
This is harder than it sounds. And I'm trying to keep him as a friend, as much as possible.

Bump for help. Please. I'm a bit of an emotional wreck.

>>8690911
>want to maintain the friendship

Can't be done my man. For what it's worth, it's not your fault. Your friend sounds like a class A douche. If he's now dating / fucking the girl you had a fling with, he can't be pissy about you fucking his ex. That's the way these things work.

Fuck, if I was in your shoes, I'd be going to see Jill right now. What's stopping you?

>>8691102
The vague hope (which is being reinforced by several of my friends) that things will end up alright in the end. Also, an overwhelming feeling that if fucking her once resulted in this, fucking her twice will be twice as bad.

Good news: semester just ended, and tomorrow Jack and Melissa will both be leaving for a month. We will all have time away to decompress.

Jack is handling this in a very interesting way. I hate the smell of bacon (yes, I know, it's very unusual), and he is cooking all the bacon in the apartment. Constant frying. In a bizarre feat of auto-schadenfreude, I find this amusing.

>>8690585
me again, help out bros :(

>>8691079
Try and relax, imagine you're talking to one of your close friends.

>>8691079
If you want a short term relationship & sex, figure out what kind of guys she's into and become that guy.

If you want a longterm relationship (riskier), treat her as you would you friends.

How do I install Gentoo?

>>8691104
>treat her as you would you friends.

What about the friendzone?

>>8691013
>loving someone and accepting that you can't have them and appreciating what you do have with them isn't immature in the least.

who said it was? most girls i know keep a friendship alive because they don't want to feel like bitches for ending it. guys grow balls and end it because it isn't worth our time to "keep a friendship alive" when we are more than friends with the girl in our minds. it doesn't work and never has. the most posted shit on this fucking board is about guys who have been friendzoned.

>>8691048

first off i'm a dude so let's just get that out of the way.

second of all if i care about someone as a friend then they do mean something to me even if i don't feel romantic love for them. of course i would want to maintain that, and i would never dream of forcing someone to stay friends with me but that doesn't mean that i wouldn't be hurt by them choosing to hold onto their ego and taking an all or nothing stance on the matter.

and i guess because i've thought i was friendzoned and still maintained a friendship i don't feel like it's selfish to value the friendship and say "if i can't have them one way i'm glad i have them in my life anyway" i put those feelings aside, and appreciated what i thought i had instead.

i think it's immature to run away from something just because you can't have things exactly as you want them. i think it's silly and counterproductive to emotional growth, but if that's the kind of life that someone else wants to live then that's on them. i was just offering my opinion because maybe someone might read it and consider what it's like to be on the other side of one of those friendships. losing someone who genuinely matters because of emotions you can't control (yours and theirs) does hurt.

>>8691071

OP if you absolutely can't do it then end it, i do feel like it's immature but if it's something you're not able to handle then do what you feel is best. however, if you choose to end the friendship then i think you should at least be honest and say why you're ending it. it's the fair thing to do.

>>8691013

You know what is immature? Expecting someone to go through more emotional pain then just being rejected, having to hide their feelings indefinitely just so you can have another friend.

Seriously, you go on and on about this being emotionally immature, but if you had half the amount of empathy that you want other people to have, you'd understand that being stuck in that situation hurts.

>>8691103
>i think it's immature to run away from something just because you can't have things exactly as you want them.

oh god, the logic, it hurts.