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> Flying for Thanksgiving
> Get to airport security
> See these TSA back scatter machines for the first time
> Think to myself, "oh shit, they really do exist!"
> Long line, everyone is going through the machine
> I finally get to the front, and point to the lonely metal detector, and ask "Can I do that instead?"
> Guy radios that there's an "opt-out", another guy comes and pats me down

The pat down isn't bad at all.
What concerned me is that out of 40+ people, I was the only person to opt-out.
No wonder the government can do whatever it wants.
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>implying you won't get more radiation on the plane than from that device

Anyhow, they've had those at John Wayne airport for months now.
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so you'd rather be groped by TSA than zapped by a harmless machine?

> lolbertarians in charge of logic
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>>7745141
Where is libertarian defined as desiring to be groped rather than scanned?
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>>7745167
This. A libertarian would never have flown, he'd have walked.
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Because most people are reasonable and understand we need to search people before they get on planes. Don't like it? Don't fly in US controlled airspace.Otherwise do what you are told
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>>7745190
>TSAIDF detected

We got along fine in the decades before 9/11 when it came to flying. Other countries are fine without groping at their airports.
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Isn't there a way for me to get through an airport without being scanned by a machine or getting my junk touched by a man who should've gotten a better job?
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>>7745141
>you
>having trisomy-21
pick two
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>>7745280
So that was before they flew planes into buildings? BTW why are you so concerned about a simple pat down? If you have nothing to hide why worry?
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>>7745190
> he bends over and takes the government's cock for a false sense of security!
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Are pat downs really as invasive as the media makes them out to be?

I've never been on an airplane, but I don't see why it's a big deal, unless they stick their finger up your anus/urethra
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>>7745287
> Can I get on a plane without being searched to make sure I ma not a threat?
Nope
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I got patted down at a regional airport before. The guy doing it was pretty old. He was trying to lighten the mood a little and called me pretty and cute.

Good thing I am a bro otherwise that might have been weird.
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>>7745190
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJXv2JDRK2g


Because 5 year olds are threats to national security rite guise
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>>7745167
Try "Arguments for butthurt liberals when your feelings get too much there's always proving you're an ever lasting moron. The 2012 Edition, with foreword by Bill Clinton"
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>>7745287
buy your own plane
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>>7745353
only if they're white
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>>7745343
I put my baggage in the metal detector. I go through the metal detector myself.

That's quite enough searching.
Anything more is a waste of Federal time and resources.
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>>7745353
> Don;t search kids
> Terrorists use kids to get bombs on plane
Good plan.That kids needs to understand the importance of obeying the law
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>>7745335
OP here, it was actually kind of relaxing.
They do touch your balls a bit though, but even that was a bit relaxing.
> n-no homo
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>>7745353
Well when terrorists see that TSA will go light on children and not search them guess who they'll be strapping the bomb to
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>>7745446
I've had two and no one ever felt my crotch.
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>>7745476
Why don't the terrorists just start strapping bombs onto TSA agents?
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>>7745499
Why don't terrorists just get jobs as TSA agents?
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>>7745066 (OP)
>wasting a tsa officers time because you're too good for the regular machine
>not just letting a machine scan you and be done with it

also,
>2001+11
>concerned with privacy
>flying
>not driving on our beautiful Interstate system

we live in a different world, bro -roll with it or just take a train or bus
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I don't get everyone's big problem with the TSA?

So they make you go through a scan thingy as shown in OP's pic, god forbid they wish to ensure a safe flight with no terrorist attacks.

>B-B-B-BUT MUH FREEDOMS
Your Freedom is in no way being trampled on, no one is forcing you to travel by plane
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>>7745536
>just take a train or bus
>a train or bus
>train
>bus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visible_Intermodal_Prevention_and_Response_team
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>>7745536
> wasting a tsa officers time
wat. that's all they do all day is waste time.

> not driving on our beautiful Interstate system
>implying i can take an extra week off to compensate for driving across the country
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>>7745312
i have nothing to hide when taking a shit, still don't want someone watching me do it to make sure i do it safely
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>>7745066 (OP)
that's the point, OP. Well-documented as it is that the TSA nonsense doesn't actually make anyone safer or generally even work, one might ask, "Why would the government still be enforcing this window-dressing when everyone knows it's meaningless?" Even the government isn't generally so insistent about what would seem to be an enormous misappropriation of funding, labor, and technology as they are with the trappings of the TSA.

That's because it is civilian obedience training. People literally queuing up by the thousands, every day, to go through an invasive pantomime of security that everyone knows is meaningless simply because they are being told to. That's why the reactions to anyone who makes a fuss are so disproportionately extreme. An example of punishment needs to be made, to show everyone else what happens if they don't stay silent and take it.
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>>7745592
>Your Freedom is in no way being trampled on, no one is forcing you to travel by plane
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
How else am I going to go overseas and get back? Boat?
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I had a friend fuck with the TSA while we has flying in the US. He popped one in line and tucked it down his leg. When the pat down police gave him the old TSA reach around, there was a big fat sausage waiting for the agent. He looked up and my friend just smiled and winked at him.

Nobody else knew about it aside from him and the agent.
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>>7745673
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>>7745685
Why not? Boats have been proven to be able to cross Oceans you know
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>>7745685
Boats fall under the jurisdiction of the TSA anyway. You're not safe anywhere that involves transportation within the U.S.
See:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visible_Intermodal_Prevention_and_Response_team
Buses, boats, ports, trains, highways. No matter where you go, the TSA has you (or has the right to) have you by the balls.
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>>7745141
>>7745190
>>7745536
>>7745592
yes, good goyims!
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>>7745685
Muh freedums1!!1
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>>7745736
Because it takes too long. Jet turbines tend to out perform boats in that respect.
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Oh yes! Right there!
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>>7745066 (OP)
>The pat down isn't bad at all.
How is having someones hands rub all over you not bad.

Also I bet you don't have tits
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>>7745850
Awwww yeah.
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>>7745799
Then take a Plane or create a mode of transportation that out performs boats and can cross Oceans
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> any year
> thinking the government can give you security
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I'm always "randomly selected" and tested for explosives
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>>7745880
Don't forget the baby!
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>the year is 2032
>live in Newport, KY
>commute across the river to Cincinnati for work
>as you cross the state border into Ohio, there's a security check point
>all drivers must exit their car and line up on the side of the road
>ordered to strip naked for security inspection and do 100 jumping jacks to show that there are no loose items
>lay down in the snow to receive your anal probe from inspection agent
>WHAT'S THE MATTER, DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T DRIVE
>M-M-MUH FREEDOMS
>NO ONE IS FORCING YOU TO DRIVE A CAR LOLOLOLOLLLLLL
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>>7745066 (OP)
>out of 40+ people, I was the only person to opt-out.

You sure must feel special. So special that you went on the internet to tell your story, go write a book while you're at it.
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Because this is just A-OK!
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But OP he was a homosexual and got off on patting you down and went home and fapped to you.
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It's fucking disgusting to see you people trying to justify this.
Your rights are being thrown to the way-side, your privacy is being violated. But you are totally fine with it because it's designed to stop terrorists (It doesn't actually stop anything).
All of you are spineless cowards, and I deeply hate all of you.
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>>7745938
Its thinking like this that has destroyed this country. Just because you don't want your civil liberties doesn't mean everyone doesn't, fuckhead.
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>>7745948
Why should I care what some dead president said 200 years ago? That doesn't apply in this day and age.
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>>7745925
It's funny because he actually won, and his goals are still coming true today.
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>>7745891
>Implying in the free market there wouldn't be a minimal search airline option for clientele that don't want to be harassed.

>Implying terrorism isn't a government boogeyman and has ever been a legitimate threat, when more people die to falling furniture annually.

>Implying you compromising freedom for security makes you deserve either

Shiggy diggy doodle do.
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>>7745534

>implying they won't/haven't
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>>7745996
I know you're joking but it disturbs me that there are people who actually think like this.
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>at airport
>wearing spandex
>full wood (7 by 6 inches)
>opt out
>shout "CAN I GET SOME SERVICE HERE!?!?"
>everyone looking
>getting patted down
>she touched it!
>mostly dudes laughing, few chicks
i did it for the lels
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>>7745986
>implying i implied that
>implying i'm american
>implying i give a fuck
>implying any of this matters

You're the fuckhead here.
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>>7746071
>dat dong
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>>7746059
How am I joking?
What did Ben know about modern life? To him terrorists could be seen coming to shore from giant warships wearing redcoats, not sneaking onto airplanes and massacaring thousands of civilians.

We live in a different time and different age. Security back then was different
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>>7746020
disgusting fake breasts

0/10 would not bang
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>>7745996
I'm out.
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>>7746110
...you think Ben Franklin was a president?
PFFFF
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSwKHDl9PtE

Still the best video of a TSA patdown.
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>>7746110
You're serious? That's truly alarming.
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>>7746110
TSA really works! just look at 9/11!
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>>7746147
Sorry I assumed if he was on the money he would have been.

My point still stands, even if my history if flawed
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>>7746162
>TSA really works! just look at 9/11!
You are a dumb nigger.

The TSA was made after 9/11
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>>7746110
Yes every time I walk around the corner I see AK 47s and Airplanes being hijacked and crashed into the ground, also my neighbors have a secret shrine to Islam. Sound familiar you plinko commie faggot?
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>>7746084
Well, if you're not american, that explains everything. You don't have a freaking idea what liberty is.
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>>7746019
>Getting a pat down at the Airport is compromising your freedom

I'm CHOOSING to go and fly by plane no one is just coming to my house and forcing me to get patted down
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>>7746084
Well, my very way of life is in danger and my country is falling apart. That's fine though if you're not American you're allowed to laugh. You're allowed to not care.

However, saying that it doesn't matter isn't fucking okay.
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> Don't like it? Don't fly!
> Don't like it? Don't drive!
> Don't like it? Don't walk!
> Don't like it? Don't think!
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>>7745066 (OP)
Get the fuck out of here, TSA shill.

I'm not falling for it, and it's obvious that picture isn't real...it's always black people at TSA trying to get back at whitey by checking "dey asshooollle"
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>>7746189
yeah okay.

Before you start going on about communists let me point out that the McCarthy hunts brought down tons of spies, and the American people still fucking survived. Furthermore we no longer live in a fear of communism because it failed.

We just need to wait out untill terrorism gives in like communism did. So shut the fuck up
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>>7746110
20 people thinking the same way as you are actually WORSE than a single terrorist.

Fuck it, actually. I'm with >>7746123

Fuck everything.
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>>7746195
>USA
>liberty, freedom, self-determination, etc..

pick one and only one
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>>7745996
What about the Quartering Act? This current bullshit is a lot like that.
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>>7746280
>Riot police about to go medieval on some occupods
>police state
I see no problem here.
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>>7746200
Yet.
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>>7746195
>implying

>>7746208
>However, saying that it doesn't matter isn't fucking okay.

I'm going to die one day. You're going to die one day. All of humanity will. This planet will cease to exist. This entire universe will cease to exist. Will it still matter then?
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>>7746153
BUT SHE WAS CRYEN!!111 AND TERRORIS DUN CRY SO DAT MEEN SHE NO TERROIS!!!!1111

why is the TSA so mean ;_;
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>>7746317
What am I implying? It was said, plain as day.
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>>7746280
>Police putting an end to losers pissing and shitting in public parks that had to be cleaned up on the tax payers
>bad

Alrighty
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>>7746260
That's right. Communism is now openly accepted and promoted in our society.

Except it has taken on different forms.
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>>7746260
No we don't. Logic, reason, and economics ended the Cold War, and McCarthy did not do anything useful for anyone. Terrorism is our fault, every single bit of it is because we stuck our giant barbed NATO dick into other peoples countries, generating enough angry people where certain elements can easily gain support to kill Americans. Regardless of all the conspiracy bullshit, the blood of 9/11 is on the American government's hands and don't you forget it. They proceeded to use that blood to wash their face and spend more money on surveying you and killing brown people abroad, simply making the problem worse.
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>>7745410
>Terrorists use kids to get bombs on plane
That wouldn't happen. I've never heard of a story of terrorists strapping bombs to kids. Ug, you still believe 9-11 wasn't done by jews, though.
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Before TSA: 9/11

After TSA: No 9/11

TSA clearly works. By my calculations, disbanding the TSA would mean a 100% increase in the chances of there being 9/11. You really wanna have another 9/11, America?
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>>7745410
yesss yes good goy!!! teach them martial law is goood...we need them to keep us safe
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>>7746280
HOW DARE YOU STOP THOSE LOOTERS AND HURT THEIR LIBERTIES!!!!
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>>7746400
TSA shill, pls go
I'm sure you love having your balls cupped and your asshole probed
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>>7746366
Do you have proof 9/11 was done by the "Jews" any hard evidence at all?
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>>7746426
Yes lets call protesters looters. That will trick them
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>>7745410
>MUH TURRISTS
Do you really think those kebabs half way across the world are that much of a threat? Most "terrorist" incidents nowadays are people who are convinced by FBI/CIA plants and then arrested for something they were persuaded into doing (with non-harmful materials of course) by said agents. Look at the Federal Reserve "bombing" incident for an example.
>Muh 9/11
>2012
>still thinking a bunch of kebabs outsmarted the most advanced military and security force on the planet
>still thinking planes can cause a building to fall at free fall speed
>still thinking Jews who owned the building and wanted more US presence in middle east to defend muh holy land had nothing to gain out of this
>muh building 7
>muh eye witnesses citing multiple explosions and planes not looking like regular passenger planes
>muh dancing mossad in the street
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OMG I SEE TERRORISTS EVERYWHERE!!!!!
> 2012
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>>7746454
>hard evidence

Well that defeats the point of it being a conspiracy.
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So OP how many years have you been listening to Alex Jones?
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>>7746454
Do you have proof 9/11 was done by Al-Qaeda?
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>>7746455
>protestors
>rampant drug use
>prostitution
>violent crime
>squatting in public places and prohibiting the tax payers that would have to pay for the handouts they wanted from getting to work and doing business

They weren't even protestors, just a huddled mass of losers throughout the U.S.

please go
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>>7746455
>Protesters
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tsa is nothing more than an airline industry bailout. Government pays for invasive searches, airline industry gets better deals on insurance because their security is subsidized by the government. If you are against the bank and automotive bailouts, then you should be against tsa touching your balls or sending you through a cancer machine because it's effectively the same shit.
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>>7746481
because anyone who doesn't want to have a naked picture of themselves in a government file somewhere is automatically an alex jones fan.
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>>7746232
What's stopping you from Walking, Driving and Thinking
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>>7746520
>Government pays for invasive searches
wait
wait

WHAT

THE TSA IS GOVERNMENT FUNDED?

THE GOVERNMENT IS THE ONE DOING THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT? I THOUGHT THE AIRLINES WERE DOING IT.

HOW IS THIS LEGAL
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The scanners and pat downs aren't enough, imo. You won't know if someone is carrying an explosive inside their anus unless you stick your hand up there and check. Everyone who enters the airport should be subject to a cavity search, especially children.

If you have nothing to hide inside your anus then you have nothing to fear.
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>>7746437

shut the fuck up dumb nazi - is a real conversation here this time
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>>7746481
>Alex Jones is the only one who hates the TSA
Fuck that potbelly
http://youtu.be/Usuxro9YxUM
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>>7746554
Laws that haven't gone into affect yet.
>slippery slope
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>>7746558
It's legal because the government is doing it. How do you think laws work?
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>>7746587
but muh fucking constitution.

Didn't Row v Wade prove a right to certain levels of privacy?

If the privacy argument can be applied to chopping up babies, how the fuck doesn't it apply to adults
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Hey you fucking retards

did you forget already?

After the arrest of the underwear bomber last Christmas, Chertoff hit the airwaves and wrote an op-ed in The Washington Post advocating the full-body scanning systems without disclosing that Rapiscan Systems was a client of his firm.

Chertoff was the chief of DHS

"They're trying to scare the pants off the American people that we need these things," Hanni told The Huffington Post. "When Chertoff goes on TV, he is basically promoting his clients and exploiting that fear to make money. Fear is a commodity and they're selling it. The more they can sell it, the more we buy into it. When American people are afraid, they will accept anything."


If you were defending chertoff and the bodyscanners, please kill yourself for being such a fucking ignorant retarded autistic piece of shit
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>>7746558
it's legal because see OP's post,

> out of 40+ people, I was the only person to opt-out.
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>>7746554
I was blown back by the sheer force of your stupid.
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>>7746534
Don't worry your virginity is still safe.
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>>7746301
Oh man, I can taste the freedom dripping from your comment. I bet you're a libertarian too.
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>>7745066 (OP)
I like TSA looking at my dick though.
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>>7746636
Its legality is probably based on a secret interpretation of the constitution, y'know, like how extra-legal assassination of american citizens is legal.
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>>7746636

>still thinks we have rights

Aww, you're adorable.
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>>7746400

all youd have to do is hide a razor on your body with a fucking pancake and 9/11 still would have happened

because pancakes
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>>7746636
This. Someone needs to go decline both the pat down and the scans so that they are arrested. Then they need to get represented by the ACLU and get this shit taken to the SCOTUS and ended. Make the sacrifice.
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>>7745876
>Also I bet you don't have tits
Bro. Not all of us are as overweight as you.
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>>7746733
the cop pictured here was pepper spraying some butthurt liberals. i applaud him
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>>7746653
>>7746653
>>7746653
>>7746653
>>7746653
>>7746653
>>7746653
>>7746653
>>7746653
if you're arguing FOR bodyscanners, read this or shut the fuck up
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>>7746754
holy shit, this. whoever does it will lose 10 years of their life going through various courts but it would be sweet justice.
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>>7746400

Before TS : Hiroshima
After TSA: No Hiroshima

TSA clearly works. By my calculations, disbanding the TSA would mean a 100% increase in the chances of there being Hiroshima nuclear attack. You really wanna have another Hiroshima nuclear attack, world?
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>>7746782
>Thinking that acting like an edgy teenager on the internet is cool
>2012
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>>7746733
>Dat liberal pic
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>>7746782

Seems like you're pointlessly butthurt about liberals.
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>>7746492
This.
Your only proof is, MUH GOVERNMENT SEZ!
The government also said there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
>trusting the government
>any year


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