Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:05
No.7342015

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:05 No.7342015

Replies: >>7343440

"The Jews are behind this!"

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:05
No.7342023

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:05 No.7342023

Replies: >>7348643 >>7349442

>Be sat in frozen Scandinavian hut
>Don't give a fuck
>Praise Thor

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:06
No.7342033

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:06 No.7342033

>implying the blood is on Pontius Pilate's hands

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:06
No.7342072

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:06 No.7342072

That pilot is helping curve the population. If we don't do something now the population will explode and be unsustrainable

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:07
No.7342095

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:07 No.7342095

Replies: >>7343575 >>7348143

IT'S HAPPENING

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:07
No.7342113

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:07 No.7342113

I saw the same shit happen in Egypt, wtf??

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:08
No.7342167

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:08 No.7342167

How could we react to it?

It wasn't invented until years later...

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:08
No.7342177

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:08 No.7342177

Replies: >>7342919

>Jesus Crucified.

Good, now that rabble rouser wont be around to disturb the Temple, which will last for 1000 years

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:09
No.7342206

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:09 No.7342206

Why did that woman Mary not get an abortion? She trapped Joseph into paying her child support, and now look at how the poor kid turned out!

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:09
No.7342217

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:09 No.7342217

>muh crucifixtion

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:09
No.7342236

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:09 No.7342236

Just another boring crucifixion

I miss when they would draw and quarter the criminals for all to see.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:10
No.7342246

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:10 No.7342246

>32 AD
>not acknowledging the Roman Panthenon and Caesar as the One True Faith

Filthy barbarians.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:10
No.7342252

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:10 No.7342252

File: 1353039013983.jpg-(36 KB, 334x413, 3-Things-About-Germanic-T(...).jpg)

DOWN WITH ROME

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:10
No.7342258

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:10 No.7342258

>32 AD
>Not following Jesus

Enjoy your eternal damnation, scribes and Pharisees

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:10
No.7342263

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:10 No.7342263

Replies: >>7343664

This is what you get for advocating women's rights! Whores should be stoned!

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:11
No.7342298

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:11 No.7342298

>implying I care about dead niggers

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:11
No.7342315

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:11 No.7342315

LOOK AT WHAT THESE ZIONIST REPTALIAN JOOZ DID TO THESE POOR PEOPLE

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:11
No.7342338

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:11 No.7342338

This man tried to give free healthcare to the poor! Muh commies under the bed!

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:12
No.7342360

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:12 No.7342360

Who is this Yeshua gweilo?

Oh btw we just expelled the Xiognu. Last I heard they're heading West.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:12
No.7342380

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:12 No.7342380

>this flag is responsible for Jesus's death

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:12
No.7342385

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:12 No.7342385

i love all these delicious Christian tears

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:12
No.7342386

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:12 No.7342386

Replies: >>7342533

>be Roman citizen
Truly our empire is the greatest. Praise the imperators. Our constitution is for all to see greater than that of the barbarians of the north and the dark-men of the south.

OuterHeaven !!yDmP7j3NIWI
11/15/12(Thu)23:12
No.7342389

OuterHeaven !!yDmP7j3NIWI 11/15/12(Thu)23:12 No.7342389

Replies: >>7342430

File: 1353039156687.jpg-(9 KB, 264x191, images (7).jpg)

> be briton.
> hear about some dude getting crucified somewhere.
> wonder why those city-folk are so scared of everyone, don't they know how to fight?

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:12
No.7342397

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:12 No.7342397

File: 1353039166052.gif-(584 KB, 320x213, IT'S HAPPENING.gif)

IT'S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:12
No.7342398

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:12 No.7342398

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BIcJtUTzJ0

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:12
No.7342400

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:12 No.7342400

The world without a jew is a good world.
So, thanks, Gods.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:13
No.7342423

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:13 No.7342423

>>7341987 (OP)
Who?

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:13
No.7342430

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:13 No.7342430

Replies: >>7342493

>>7342389

>tfw our ancestors will be converted to Christianity.

OuterHeaven !!yDmP7j3NIWI
11/15/12(Thu)23:14
No.7342493

OuterHeaven !!yDmP7j3NIWI 11/15/12(Thu)23:14 No.7342493

>>7342430

> tfw I don't care, i'm too busy worshipping river gods and sacrificing cattle.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:14
No.7342504

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:14 No.7342504

We pax romana now

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:15
No.7342516

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:15 No.7342516

File: 1353039305035.jpg-(8 KB, 239x250, 1352187436788.jpg)

Dirty Jews...

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:15
No.7342533

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:15 No.7342533

Replies: >>7342577 >>7342594

>>7342386
>32AD
>Constitution
Ha Surely you jest. We need no Constitution. Caesar has brought peace and prosperity to all. What on earth could we possibly need a scrap of papyrus telling us what to do when we have a living god as our ruler?

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:16
No.7342574

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:16 No.7342574

FOLLOW THE MONEY. This shit was obviously a coverup. REDF all up in this thread (Roman Empire Defense Force).

OuterHeaven !!yDmP7j3NIWI
11/15/12(Thu)23:16
No.7342577

OuterHeaven !!yDmP7j3NIWI 11/15/12(Thu)23:16 No.7342577

>>7342533

Dat imperial cult.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:16
No.7342594

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:16 No.7342594

Replies: >>7350274

>>7342533
I am sorry, fellow citizen of his God-King Caesar. I was using some silly word I heard from our slaves in the north. Apparently 'constitution' means the superior character of the Roman peoples.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:16
No.7342597

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:16 No.7342597

>>7341987 (OP)
>Be Roman citizen
>Hear about Jew being crucified.
>Look outside, see road lined with crucified people.
What's the big deal?

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:17
No.7342631

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:17 No.7342631

Replies: >>7342824

File: 1353039434841.png-(2.82 MB, 1572x1200, Roman Centurion.png)

"TRULY THIS MAN WAS THE SON OF GOD!!"

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:18
No.7342691

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:18 No.7342691

>your face when 25,000 judaeans just petitioned to secede from the empire

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:18
No.7342694

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:18 No.7342694

Replies: >>7342715 >>7343015

>Jesus
>dead
Pics or didn't happen. The body "mysteriously" went missing?
Bullshit. He never died.
In fact, he never existed, he was just a distraction created by the Romans to support wars in foreign lands.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:18
No.7342715

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:18 No.7342715

>>7342694
There's still time to repent liar.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:18
No.7342721

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:18 No.7342721

Replies: >>7342860

Who was the Ron Paul of that time?

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:19
No.7342742

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:19 No.7342742

Replies: >>7342778

>Be rich
>Think it's easier to get into the kingdom of heaven than it is for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle.

Pick one, 1%fags

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:19
No.7342778

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:19 No.7342778

>>7342742
Surely their money cannot buy them life wretched from the point of my gladius.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:20
No.7342822

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:20 No.7342822

>>7341987 (OP)
Don't worry. He'll be back in 3 days to get revenge on these kikes.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:20
No.7342824

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:20 No.7342824

Replies: >>7342906

>>7342631

That's a Legionary, not a Centurion.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:20
No.7342825

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:20 No.7342825

"The wicked mock God, but God laughs at them for He knows their day is coming." (Psalm 37;13)

There is still time to repent.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:21
No.7342860

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:21 No.7342860

>>7342721

I dunno. Brutus?

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:21
No.7342876

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:21 No.7342876

Replies: >>7343024

>Jesus pissed that Jews were money trading in the temple

Has things really not changed that much?

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:22
No.7342906

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:22 No.7342906

Replies: >>7342962

>>7342824
Artistic license.

"And when the centurion, which stood over against Him, saw that He so cried out, and gave up the ghost, he said, 'Truly this man was the Son of God.'" (Mark 15:39)

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:22
No.7342919

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:22 No.7342919

File: 1353039765017.png-(106 KB, 400x518, fairy.png)

>>7342177

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:23
No.7342956

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:23 No.7342956

Replies: >>7343058 >>7343105 >>7343136

Be Chinese in Han Dynasty.

Oh those barbarians from far-away lands are so inferior.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:23
No.7342962

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:23 No.7342962

>>7342906

Is it artistic license when I replace the Sanhedrin in the story with the Imperial Governor?

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:24
No.7342988

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:24 No.7342988

>>7341987 (OP)

>3 days later
>i'm back bitches
>i missed that cooch mary
>bam bam bam bam bam bam
>mary takes holy grail to france
>go preach in india and north america
>gotta have dat variety in your life

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:24
No.7343015

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:24 No.7343015

>>7342694
This so much? What does Rome care about the Semites and Arabs? We civilize them and for what? So they can denounce our gods and our supremacy? we need to pull back our troops and cut our entitlement spending NOW
Truly only Ronius Paulichus can save us now.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:24
No.7343024

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:24 No.7343024

>>7342876
It's just the money lenders now.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:25
No.7343058

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:25 No.7343058

Replies: >>7343268 >>7343467

>>7342956
>Be Chinese
>Worship Shang-Di, which is Yahweh.
>Later some liars from India introduce Buddhism
>Get led astray
>Emperor continues to sacrifice to Shang-Di for 2000 more years until 1800's
>200 years later some white guy on the internet uses me to mock the Eternal Everlasting God.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:26
No.7343087

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:26 No.7343087

>tfw us Christians will civilize the world
>tfw our ancestors will denounce God on the internet.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:26
No.7343105

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:26 No.7343105

Replies: >>7343301

>>7342956
Firstly, barbarian is a Roman term. The Chinese equivalent sounds more like "shi chi ching po eat dongs." Secondly:
>Daqin (Chinese: 大秦; pinyin: Dàqín alternative transliterations include Tachin, Tai-Ch'in) is the ancient Chinese name for the Roman Empire or, depending on context, the Near East, especially Syria.[1] It literally means "Great Qin", Qin (Chinese: 秦; pinyin: Qín) being the name of the founding dynasty of the Chinese Empire.
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daqin

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:27
No.7343124

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:27 No.7343124

Replies: >>7343131

dubs and Jesus wiill ressurect on the third day

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:27
No.7343131

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:27 No.7343131

>>7343124
He already did. Don't mock God friend.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:27
No.7343134

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:27 No.7343134

Replies: >>7343199

File: 1353040054219.jpg-(51 KB, 322x431, doom-christ.jpg)

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:27
No.7343136

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:27 No.7343136

>>7342956
From a Chinese book:

"There is an old joke about a Chinese visiting a city in the West, who catches the sight of an especially wimp-looking man walking toward him. As the two approach, the Chinese realizes he is watching his own reflection in a store window.
A Chinese walking the streets in the West has a forlorn, hopefully, unpossessing look about him-and not just because he is small.
Westerners, by contrast, even under a foreign sky, have a maddening kind of majesty about them. Their step is firm, their shoulders are square, and they stride forward with confidence.
Not even the most sympathetic observer could think that wimp-man has half a chance against a majestic-man-at least not from just looking at the two. This may be mortifying, but it is true.'

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:28
No.7343199

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:28 No.7343199

Replies: >>7343235

>>7343134

inb4 jesus "it's happening" becomes a meme for 4chan christfags

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:29
No.7343235

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:29 No.7343235

Replies: >>7343278

>>7343199
inb4 you reject the Gospel and mock God and continue to hate Christians.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:29
No.7343268

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:29 No.7343268

>>7343058
>>7343058
>>7343058
>>7343058
>>7343058
>>7343058
Actual Han chinese here. This.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:30
No.7343278

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:30 No.7343278

Replies: >>7343328

>>7343235

Actually I'm a Christian myself.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:30
No.7343301

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:30 No.7343301

>>7343105
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daqin

>They resemble the people of the Middle Kingdom and that is why this kingdom is called Da Qin.

So Romans are actually Chinese.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:30
No.7343328

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:30 No.7343328

>>7343278
Ok well walk with the Lord then. Don't continue in sin and stay strong in prayer.

And don't let anything unwholesome come out of your mouth. :)

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:31
No.7343356

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:31 No.7343356

File: 1353040288971.png-(711 KB, 800x600, ohgee2.png)

OH GEE I WONDER WHO IS BEHIND THIS?

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:32
No.7343389

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:32 No.7343389

Replies: >>7343482

redditors and JIDF blames romans

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:33
No.7343440

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:33 No.7343440

>>7342015
Actually they are.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:33
No.7343467

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:33 No.7343467

Replies: >>7343611 >>7343712

File: 1353040428756.jpg-(25 KB, 450x300, 12975397785790154050.jpg)

>>7343058
>white man cannot into difference between Yu-Di, Heaven, Mandate of Heaven, Dao, Way of Heaven, and the much later introduced Shang-Di (after evangelists invaded China)

My sides.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:33
No.7343477

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:33 No.7343477

basically how I reacted...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IrOXId1y5g

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:33
No.7343482

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:33 No.7343482

>>7343389
>redditors
You mean filthy plebians.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:34
No.7343509

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:34 No.7343509

Guys, religion and state are different. Pontius confirmed for jewbitch.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:34
No.7343527

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:34 No.7343527

Sup /pol/

Today I ran into someone walking around with gaping holes in his hand. Is it finally happening?

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:35
No.7343575

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:35 No.7343575

>>7342095
10/10, 5 star post
I lol'd

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:36
No.7343588

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:36 No.7343588

File: 1353040567246.png-(153 KB, 1000x876, ethnic cleansing face.png)

Good one less jew stinking up our glorious empire. I'm glad to see we are putting them in their place. Those kykes won't be around to much longer at this rate.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:36
No.7343611

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:36 No.7343611

Replies: >>7343827

>>7343467
None of those things have anything to do with Shang-Di who was very very real.

Enjoy rattling off empty words in an attempt to appear well-learned.

"The fool says in his heart there is no God." (Psalm 14:1)

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:37
No.7343664

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:37 No.7343664

>>7342263
WHORES GET NOTHING!

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:37
No.7343679

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:37 No.7343679

Someone shop a doom Saul saying ITS HAPPENING

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:38
No.7343701

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:38 No.7343701

Replies: >>7343844

>>7341987 (OP)
>Hear about it some 10 centuries later
>Be a Viking
>Can't believe this bullshit story and this faggot god are gonna replace us

OuterHeaven !!yDmP7j3NIWI
11/15/12(Thu)23:38
No.7343712

OuterHeaven !!yDmP7j3NIWI 11/15/12(Thu)23:38 No.7343712

>>7343467

It's so true it hurts.

I even had to correct an archaeology piece about ancient chinese fermented beverages for incorrectly stating that the Shang dynasty was the first rulership, and that had gotten past fucktons of different peer reviews.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:38
No.7343740

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:38 No.7343740

>not praising Emperor Caesar

Bitch fucking deserved it.

Rome will last forever!

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:40
No.7343827

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:40 No.7343827

Replies: >>7343871

>>7343611
An alien who kills and experiments humans at whim and inserts a half-human with its own genetic material onto the earth to influence the masses is a truly frightening thing.

And some humans worship it. *shudders*

So glad our glorious empire has the half alien put down!

/x/ in 32 AD

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:41
No.7343844

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:41 No.7343844

Replies: >>7344092

>>7343701
>be a viking
>get drunk all the time
>be a useless loser
>rape and kill productive people and steal their money
>1000 years later evil wicked people cite me as an example of true manhood and bravery while mocking the one true God.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:41
No.7343871

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:41 No.7343871

Replies: >>7344003 >>7344028

>>7343827
God is not an alien.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:43
No.7343999

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:43 No.7343999

Well shit. Seems like whenever a black guy has a good idea this always happens.

OuterHeaven !!yDmP7j3NIWI
11/15/12(Thu)23:43
No.7344003

OuterHeaven !!yDmP7j3NIWI 11/15/12(Thu)23:43 No.7344003

Replies: >>7344042

>>7343871

Yes he is.

No matter how you look at it, God is an alien being.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:44
No.7344028

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:44 No.7344028

Replies: >>7344067

File: 1353041068436.jpg-(35 KB, 300x384, cross.jpg)

>>7343871
>God not alien
God -> Not Human
God -> Not live on earth
God -> Occasionally messes with humans for shit and giggles

Hur dur not alien riiiiiiight

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:44
No.7344042

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:44 No.7344042

Replies: >>7344105 >>7344111 >>7344132

>>7344003
God created the Universe and is an infinite being with omniscience, omnipotence, and omnipresence.

An alien is something like us.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:45
No.7344067

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:45 No.7344067

Replies: >>7344097 >>7344171

>>7344028
How can you mock God so much and live with yourself? Honestly?

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:45
No.7344092

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:45 No.7344092

>>7343844
6/10. very nearly got me there

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:45
No.7344097

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:45 No.7344097

>>7344067
God has probably heard it all by now.

Jamal !!lYBFfbKvPeO
11/15/12(Thu)23:46
No.7344105

Jamal !!lYBFfbKvPeO 11/15/12(Thu)23:46 No.7344105

>>7344042
An alien is something not of this earth. I dont believe in extraterrestrials though.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:46
No.7344111

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:46 No.7344111

>>7344042

That's what he is supposed to have said.

All we know is that he's more powerful than us.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:46
No.7344123

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:46 No.7344123

Buddha already taught the truth hundreds of years ago. Get with the times, Christians.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:46
No.7344129

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:46 No.7344129

File: 1353041208773.jpg-(51 KB, 788x379, GreekPantheon.jpg)

So who do you guys think will succeed Tiberius as imperator, I was hoping for his son Germanicus especially after he raped the hell out of the Germans and recaptured the eagles, I still think his death was a cover up.

Also did you guys hear about that cult leader they tried in the east, I hope they get the rest of those messianic bastards, they are going to lead the jews in revolt again and I don't want to see the local herald report on an entire fort of them killing themselves after we finish the siege.

OuterHeaven !!yDmP7j3NIWI
11/15/12(Thu)23:46
No.7344132

OuterHeaven !!yDmP7j3NIWI 11/15/12(Thu)23:46 No.7344132

File: 1353041214134.jpg-(8 KB, 280x159, images (8).jpg)

>>7344042

Are you entirely sure you want to try arguing this with me?

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:47
No.7344171

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:47 No.7344171

>>7344067
How can an all loving being watch his in his own image creations be dicks and assholes all the time and live with himself? Honestly?

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:48
No.7344184

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:48 No.7344184

JUPITER BE PRAISED

DEATH TO JEW SCUM AND THE ENEMIES OF ROME

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:49
No.7344261

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:49 No.7344261

Look at this Jew trying to lead a revolt!
We should corner all of his kind and rain arrows of fire down upon them all!

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:52
No.7344353

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:52 No.7344353

>In Germany
>Worshiping Germanic Gods
>My people haven't been subjugated by the christian sword and my culture hasn't been bastardized and mixed into Christianity yet.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:55
No.7344452

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:55 No.7344452

Be American.

Doesn't exist yet.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:57
No.7344554

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:57 No.7344554

File: 1353041825439.jpg-(64 KB, 604x404, 1345891450839.jpg)

About fucking time somebody nailed that Jew to a stick.

Damnatio memoriae time.

Anonymous
11/15/12(Thu)23:57
No.7344594

Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)23:57 No.7344594

And thats what happens to anyone who stands up to the Pharisees, is there no end to their evil?

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)00:03
No.7344820

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)00:03 No.7344820

Replies: >>7344869

So guys should we conquer until we hit the Elbe river and conquer all of Britannia or not, I think it would be more defensible plus it would put those filthy Germanic and Celtic peoples in their place?

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)00:05
No.7344869

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)00:05 No.7344869

>>7344820
SPOKEN LIKE A STATIST PLEBIAN SCUM

WE NEED THE REPUBLIC DEATH TO THE USURPERS AND TYRANTS LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)00:09
No.7345066

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)00:09 No.7345066

File: 1353042591050.png-(114 KB, 500x461, feelbreivik.png)

Noooo, he was our only hope ;_;

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:12
No.7347307

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:12 No.7347307

Replies: >>7347334

>hippie says we should be nice to each other, not trade money in church and pay taxes
>jew use Pilot to kill him
this is why no one likes them, what assholes, even if he wasnt magic

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:13
No.7347334

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:13 No.7347334

>>7347307
Even though the movie Inglorious Basterds was kike propaganda, the reality of the situation is that the rat analogy was good.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:16
No.7347420

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:16 No.7347420

File: 1353046576679.jpg-(195 KB, 1600x1600, 21019.jpg)

Carpenter nailed to two planks of wood.
I appreciate the situational irony.
Even more so since he's supposed to God or something.
"God as a Carpenter can't remove nails from wood".
And people believed this guy?
What desperate schmucks.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:19
No.7347503

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:19 No.7347503

>How do you know Jesus wasn't Mexican?
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

>How do you know Jesus wasn't black?
He knew who his daddy was.

>How do you know Jesus wasn't Chinese?
Cause he was hung like this -put arms out like a cross-

>How do you know Jesus wasn't white?
He would have gotten off with around 6 months probation.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:28
No.7347779

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:28 No.7347779

>see Jesus perform 9001 miracles
>won't believe when friends declare Jesus rose from the dead and made peace

Disappoint.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:29
No.7347813

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:29 No.7347813

I actually saw him one time. He didnt do any miracles, just said we should love each other. Why are we killing this man again?

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:30
No.7347859

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:30 No.7347859

Replies: >>7347993

>JIDF ASSASSINATES THEIR OWN MESSIAH
>NAILS CARPENTER TO WOOD IN FRONT OF CROWD
>ITS HAPPENING

Remind me why Rome is funding these Jewish savages?

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:31
No.7347866

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:31 No.7347866

Replies: >>7348082 >>7348643 >>7349442

Who's Jesus and why should I care?, Praise Thor

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:33
No.7347924

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:33 No.7347924

>32 AD
>getting crucified

ISHYGDDT.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:35
No.7347993

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:35 No.7347993

>>7347859

>calling 32 AD jews JIDF

made me chuckle

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:38
No.7348082

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:38 No.7348082

Replies: >>7348179

>>7347866
Fuck off, you fucking barbarian.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:41
No.7348143

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:41 No.7348143

>>7342095
>implying we would do anything but

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:42
No.7348179

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:42 No.7348179

Replies: >>7348198 >>7348213 >>7348643 >>7349442

>>7348082
not that guy, but fuck you.
The Gods are awesome.
I like Vidar more myself, but Thor is bad ass

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:42
No.7348181

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:42 No.7348181

Austin 3:16 says I just whopped your ass

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:42
No.7348186

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:42 No.7348186

File: 1353048139281.jpg-(44 KB, 628x396, 1347470986904.jpg)

>>7341987 (OP)
>OMG, HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSE IN PALESTINE

well, anyone knows that the pharysees have a big lobby in Rome and they pull the strings over there

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:42
No.7348190

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:42 No.7348190

"So we grabbed these Jews, kicked them outta Israel, and get this. WE RENAMED IT PALESTINE!"

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:42
No.7348198

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:42 No.7348198

Replies: >>7348275

>>7348179
>implying the females of your family aren't forfeit to my legionnaire's spear
Muh dick, Mediterranean style.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:43
No.7348207

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:43 No.7348207

burn the warlock!
> you don't expect me to be serious even though I will be wearing his magic hat when he dies
> yay for meditation and chakra healing

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:43
No.7348212

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:43 No.7348212

Replies: >>7349691

>9AD Teutoburg Forest

ITS OVER CAESAR IS FINISHED!

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:43
No.7348213

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:43 No.7348213

Replies: >>7348367

>>7348179
Mars would fucking own Thor

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:44
No.7348247

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:44 No.7348247

>>7348228
Jesus Christ I haven't been to /fit/ in 2 years and I lost my shit.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:45
No.7348275

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:45 No.7348275

Replies: >>7348303

>>7348198
>what is The Battle of the Teutoburg Forest?
23 years ago we sent you fags running home and you haven't been back since.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:46
No.7348303

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:46 No.7348303

Replies: >>7348385

>>7348275
All we decided is that your shitskin lands weren't worth our imperialistic dick at that point. Do you know how many of your women were raped on a daily basis? Go to Germany, they're practically Niggers at this point.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:49
No.7348367

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:49 No.7348367

Replies: >>7348380 >>7348394

File: 1353048543355.jpg-(50 KB, 405x599, Thor_M_E_Winge.jpg)

>>7348213
>Implying Mars and Thor wouldn't fight the Titans and Jotuns together.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:49
No.7348380

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:49 No.7348380

Replies: >>7348463

>>7348367
Nope just Mars you filthy barbarian.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:49
No.7348385

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:49 No.7348385

>>7348303

rome has built itself upon our backs

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:50
No.7348394

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:50 No.7348394

Replies: >>7348694

>>7348367
Gods, I can only imagine how glorious that would be

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:52
No.7348450

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:52 No.7348450

YEAH BUT DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO CHARLTON HESTON? they cut his fucking head off!

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:52
No.7348463

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:52 No.7348463

Replies: >>7348551

>>7348380
The gods protect mortals from evil outside forces. I'm sure they work together rather than fight amongst themselves all the time.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:55
No.7348534

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:55 No.7348534

lol all these christfags saying ITS HAPPENING in 3 days i'm going to stone those faggots right in the face

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:56
No.7348551

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:56 No.7348551

Replies: >>7348568

>>7348463

Scum, the only god is caesar

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)01:57
No.7348568

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)01:57 No.7348568

Replies: >>7348664

File: 1353049032918.jpg-(3 KB, 126x98, 337283827163.jpg)

>>7348551
>monotheist

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:00
No.7348643

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:00 No.7348643

Replies: >>7348662

File: 1353049216848.jpg-(1.35 MB, 1280x986, 1344564992746.jpg)

>>7348179
>>7347866
>>7342023

Hulk here, Your nordic gods are faggots. I kicked the shit out of two of them and I'm just a guy high on gamma. You're a little bitch too Wolverine.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:01
No.7348662

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:01 No.7348662

Replies: >>7348895

>>7348643

>implying Logan wouldn't just walk that shit off

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:01
No.7348664

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:01 No.7348664

Replies: >>7348688

>>7348568

no fool, when i say caesar is the only god, I mean that men are god of themselves. When will you stop interpreting your peoples folklore as a basis of life?

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:02
No.7348688

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:02 No.7348688

>>7348664
It really is sad how superstitious these snow-skins tend to be.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:03
No.7348694

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:03 No.7348694

File: 1353049380956.jpg-(25 KB, 322x400, nintendo-nerd-king.jpg)

>>7348394

>Having No love
>No superior Being that actually cares
>Any shred of weakness makes you slaughter
>mfw you're just a neckbeard and will be run through by some wild Aganemnon type whom the gods favor over you.

sho's iz glorious

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:06
No.7348776

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:06 No.7348776

>>7341987 (OP)
mudslimes being mudslimes.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:08
No.7348829

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:08 No.7348829

Replies: >>7348850

File: 1353049704879.jpg-(55 KB, 468x421, 1351956776144.jpg)

LOL@ the Thor Viking fags ITT

>reject Jesus
>worship nigger-like pantheon gods
>think your badass by raiding women and children
>mfw you faggots are now getting raped and raided by Muslims in 2k

Allah > Thor

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:09
No.7348850

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:09 No.7348850

Replies: >>7348949

>>7348829
You know that whites have literally made the exterminations of muslims and soon to be jews acceptable right?

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:11
No.7348895

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:11 No.7348895

Replies: >>7348984

File: 1353049867513.jpg-(344 KB, 1680x1050, hulk.jpg)

>>7348662

and the hulk will do it again (now with accessories)

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:13
No.7348949

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:13 No.7348949

Replies: >>7348962

File: 1353050007664.jpg-(74 KB, 1024x768, joker laugh.jpg)

>>7348850

>European whites
>capable of masculine things

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:14
No.7348962

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:14 No.7348962

Replies: >>7349009

>>7348949
As obviously as you are JIDF trying to inflame anti-arab sentiments, I agree.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:14
No.7348984

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:14 No.7348984

File: 1353050096094.jpg-(14 KB, 197x246, 1351348787842.jpg)

>>7348895

>mfw dat pic

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:15
No.7349009

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:15 No.7349009

File: 1353050158325.jpg-(85 KB, 619x692, 1351404002929.jpg)

>>7348962

>JIDF

lel

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:26
No.7349262

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:26 No.7349262

Replies: >>7349315 >>7349334

File: 1353050803239.png-(9 KB, 429x410, crying.png)

>mfw jesus was a libertarian

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:29
No.7349315

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:29 No.7349315

Replies: >>7349366

File: 1353050941871.png-(61 KB, 212x218, 1349859297048.png)

>>7349262

>Jesus
>political theories

*sigh* You guys never got Him at all did you?

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:30
No.7349334

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:30 No.7349334

Replies: >>7349372

File: 1353051002453.jpg-(140 KB, 500x375, jesus-anarchist.jpg)

>>7349262
more like anarchist

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:31
No.7349366

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:31 No.7349366

Replies: >>7349469 >>7349583 >>7349639

File: 1353051064858.jpg-(132 KB, 662x1128, bouguereau_02.jpg)

>>7349315
Read the Parable of the Talents. Also, Jesus stood for non-violent resistance, he stood for LOVE.

Jesus was a libertarian

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:31
No.7349372

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:31 No.7349372

Replies: >>7349468

>>7349334

He wasn't an anarchist.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:31
No.7349389

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:31 No.7349389

Jesus is the FIRST to go on the Day of the Cross.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:32
No.7349399

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:32 No.7349399

Replies: >>7349417 >>7349485

Long haired hippie had it coming.

Preaching "peace" and "turning the other cheek", and empire could never follow that!

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:32
No.7349417

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:32 No.7349417

>>7349399

It's a stupid lesson anyway. Do you just let people hack you to pieces?

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:33
No.7349442

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:33 No.7349442

>>7348179
>>7347866
>>7342023

you guys realize the earliest recorded identification of thor was AFTER jesus was crucified, right?

Not saying it wasn't a thing prior to it, it most definitely was, he was far less known than Jesus at the time.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:34
No.7349455

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:34 No.7349455

Replies: >>7349722 >>7349732

File: 1353051275114.jpg-(96 KB, 816x816, 1350186941565.jpg)

>>7341987 (OP)

I'm a Roman
cured my gang green
Knew Him personally to be very awesome
found out my own troop executed Him
mfw

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:35
No.7349468

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:35 No.7349468

Replies: >>7349526

>>7349372
Sure he was. Turn the other cheek and judge not. You can't hire someone to do that for you.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:35
No.7349469

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:35 No.7349469

File: 1353051316521.jpg-(8 KB, 220x180, 1351428422606.jpg)

>>7349366

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:35
No.7349485

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:35 No.7349485

Replies: >>7349530

>>7349399
Jesus instructed his followers to buy a sword.

Jesus was pro-defense and tough on crime.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:37
No.7349526

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:37 No.7349526

Replies: >>7349574

>>7349468

No he wasn't.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:37
No.7349530

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:37 No.7349530

Replies: >>7349603 >>7349666

>>7349485
Pretty selective reading. Turn the other cheek, resist not evil, love your enemy, live by the sword die by the sword.

And they just had the swords to fulfill prophecy. When Peter used it he was chastised by Jesus.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:38
No.7349566

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:38 No.7349566

Replies: >>7350210

File: 1353051534252.gif-(1.01 MB, 200x190, clint disgusted.gif)

>Be Pontious Pilate
>Personally talk to Jesus
>Find not at all to be anything Criminal
>See Him as a really cool guy
>Gives the Jews permission to let Him go
>They instead decide to have Him executed
>mfw

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:39
No.7349574

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:39 No.7349574

Replies: >>7349623

>>7349526
Sure he was.
>"What do you think, Simon?" he asked. "From whom do the kings of the earth collect duty and taxes--from their own sons or from others?" "From others," Peter answered. "Then the sons are exempt," Jesus said to him.
- Matthew 17:25-6

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:39
No.7349583

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:39 No.7349583

Replies: >>7349678 >>7350249

>>7349366
>jesus
>libertarian
not exactly
he felt that if everyone did their part, and followed the teachings of God, that government would be limited by default, because it wouldn't have much to do.

Libertarianism believes that government should be PREVENTED from becoming large

Christianity doesn't care, because a truly christian run government would never intrude on people's rights.

It would be more like Roosevelt Progressivism.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:40
No.7349603

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:40 No.7349603

File: 1353051618460.jpg-(22 KB, 500x385, 1344936011702.jpg)

>>7349530

>Turn the other cheek

somebody hasn't read the Bible

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:41
No.7349623

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:41 No.7349623

Replies: >>7349706

>>7349574

I guess you forget the part where Jesus says god will throw you in a lake of fire if you don't follow his teachings.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:41
No.7349639

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:41 No.7349639

Replies: >>7349700 >>7350285

>>7349366

>Render to Caesar what belongs to Caesar
>calls Him a libertarian

Please stop spreading your garbage lies about the King of Kings you hippie.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:42
No.7349656

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:42 No.7349656

>>7341987 (OP)
>32 ad.
>"Suddenly, Ernald realized he was surrounded by jews."
>"What the fuck am I doing in sand nigger land!?"
>Get the fuck out of there and go to a place in the Roman empire where I wasn't surrounded by sand and sand people.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:43
No.7349666

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:43 No.7349666

Replies: >>7349750

>>7349530
you don't seem to understand
he was admonishing peter for attacking someone who had not attacked peter.

Peter was lashing out in anger, which Jesus did not want.

But jesus DOES preach defense.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:43
No.7349678

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:43 No.7349678

Replies: >>7349702 >>7349715

File: 1353051805863.png-(91 KB, 385x381, jesusanarchist.png)

>>7349583
Jesus physically intervened to prevent the implementation of the law when he stopped the stoning of the adulteress.

Jesus was an anarchist.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:44
No.7349691

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:44 No.7349691

>>7348212
Didn't get the news from the front, the Emperor's son Germanicus decided to march over the Rhine and rape all the way to the Elbe before being poisoned we have the eagles again.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:44
No.7349700

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:44 No.7349700

Replies: >>7349744

>>7349639
>pulling that quote completely out of context
I agree he's not a libertarian
but seriously, that quote is SO out of context

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:44
No.7349702

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:44 No.7349702

Replies: >>7349790

>>7349678
>render unto Caesar
>acknowledges the Father in Heaven as sovereign Lord of all things
>anarchist

You dun goofed.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:44
No.7349706

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:44 No.7349706

>>7349623
He said Gehenna of fire. It meant something else back then. Modern hell is a recent invention.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:45
No.7349715

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:45 No.7349715

Replies: >>7349849

>>7349678
That's a funny definition of anarchist

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:45
No.7349722

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:45 No.7349722

File: 1353051927151.jpg-(61 KB, 268x301, 1351604786217.jpg)

>>7349455

>>7349455
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Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:45
No.7349724

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:45 No.7349724

File: 1353051936256.gif-(553 KB, 298x199, 000000.gif)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqI0vjArbn8

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:46
No.7349732

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:46 No.7349732

>>7349455
dubsguy.jpg

ooooooo

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:46
No.7349744

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:46 No.7349744

Replies: >>7349798

File: 1353052000113.jpg-(25 KB, 326x400, 1351199302933.jpg)

>>7349700

>clear as day
>call it out of context

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:47
No.7349750

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:47 No.7349750

Replies: >>7349851 >>7349875

>>7349666
No he doesn't. He said that you should turn the other cheek and offer your cloak along with your coat instead of seeking an eye for an eye.

>But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.
Matthew 5:39

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:47
No.7349759

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:47 No.7349759

'i do love a good crucifixion but the musical number was a bit much'

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:49
No.7349790

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:49 No.7349790

>>7349702
Render unto Caesar comes after he says "you are trying to trap me". They thought he would advocate against taxes, and could then have him arrested. He got out of it by pointing to Caesar's head on the coin. It was minted by Rome. It was their money.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:49
No.7349798

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:49 No.7349798

>>7349744
"render unto ceasar what is ceasar's and render unto god what is god's" was Jesus' way of avoiding making a statement about taxation.

Essentially he said "if it's ceasar's, give it to him" not "that's ceasar's money"

He leaves it up to the individual to decide what to do, and draws a contrast between that which is owed to God, and what is owed to Ceasar as being unrelated.

It had nothing to do with the obligation to pay anyone anything. Quite the opposite.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:51
No.7349849

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:51 No.7349849

Replies: >>7349894 >>7349905

>>7349715
an-without
archy-rulers

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:51
No.7349851

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:51 No.7349851

Replies: >>7349967

>>7349750
Fucking Cultists, if Yahweh is so powerful why did the sons of Mars conquer you, if Yahweh was really so powerful and all knowing and you talk to him personally why did we have to teach you not to be mud people.

Can you believe these savages, it was a good day when we renamed Judea Palestine after their enemies the Philistines.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:52
No.7349875

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:52 No.7349875

Replies: >>7349954

>>7349750
that is in reference to someone striking you with their hand out of anger.
It's saying "do not hold it against someone, just because they do something evil"

That's not the same as saying "let them kill you"

Jesus is really not keen on his followers, or anyone getting killed.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:53
No.7349894

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:53 No.7349894

Replies: >>7349968

>>7349849

Protip: God is your ruler.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:53
No.7349897

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:53 No.7349897

File: 1353052398755.jpg-(20 KB, 378x372, nazi_parade_23_03_05.jpg)

>Jews allow Jesus to be executed
>crowd says Let His blood be on their hands and children
>mfw they don't realize what a mistake those words were

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:53
No.7349905

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:53 No.7349905

Replies: >>7350025

>>7349849
yeah
How was he removing rulers?

How is a man who is "king of the jews" preaching no rulers?

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:55
No.7349954

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:55 No.7349954

Replies: >>7350047 >>7350076

>>7349875
All of the early Christian leaders were martyred. They didn't fight back. Moses the Black forbid the taking up of arms to defend his church from Berbers. Many were thrown into the lions den merely for simply refusing to renounce their beliefs.

Your interpretation is inaccurate.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:56
No.7349967

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:56 No.7349967

Replies: >>7350223

>>7349851

You realize you and your entire empire will bow both knees to that Man you crucified soon right?

>sons of mars

you world of warcraft fags back in the Roman days

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:56
No.7349968

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:56 No.7349968

Replies: >>7350002

>>7349894
So who are men to try and take his place?

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:57
No.7350002

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:57 No.7350002

Replies: >>7350046

>>7349968

Fuck if i know, but he certainly wasn't an anarchist.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:58
No.7350025

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:58 No.7350025

>>7349905
His basic message was that the laws (Old Testament at the time) were unnecessary and that he was here to fulfill their purpose: do unto others.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)02:59
No.7350046

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)02:59 No.7350046

Replies: >>7350081 >>7350090

>>7350002
Well if it is prideful to try and take God's place as ruler, then no one should be rulers.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:00
No.7350047

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:00 No.7350047

Replies: >>7350143

>>7349954

Biblical interpretations are not dead one lined meanings. They go deeper and apply for every situation.

You realize men like John Brown, Stonewall Jackson, Alfred the Great, Olaf Tyvgarison, Brian Boru, and Chief Joseph were all Christians right?

You just cherry picked a few examples to back up your point of view.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:01
No.7350076

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:01 No.7350076

>>7349954
jesus would disagree

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:01
No.7350081

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:01 No.7350081

Replies: >>7350172

>>7350046

God is the ruler you twat.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:01
No.7350090

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:01 No.7350090

>>7350046
But God IS the ruler
Jesus preached the following of Law
just not Ceasar's law.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:02
No.7350109

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:02 No.7350109

Replies: >>7350220

File: 1353052954887.png-(334 KB, 2500x2500, duckbutt.png)

>be living in scythia/sarmatia since i'm a slavfag
>too busy being thousands of miles away, while being completely clueless about the existence of jews and their bullshit.
>smoking cannabis everyday
>tripping on psychedelic mushrooms from time to time
>participating in orgies because it's totally normal
>riding around on my badass horse through the majestic steppes
>worshipping my own gods and feeling totally fine about my life.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:04
No.7350143

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:04 No.7350143

Replies: >>7350184 >>7350208 >>7350323

>>7350047
It isn't cherry picking.

>But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.
Matthew 5:39

>But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,
Matthew 5:44

> If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also. If someone takes your cloak, do not stop him from taking your tunic.
Luke 6:29

>"Put your sword back in its place," Jesus said to him, "for all who draw the sword will die by the sword.
Matthew 26:52

Jesus was clear.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:06
No.7350172

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:06 No.7350172

Replies: >>7350198 >>7350215

>>7350081
So then no need for men to take his place. We should be without physical rulers here on earth that try and replace God's law with their law. Nature's law is all that's necessary.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:06
No.7350184

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:06 No.7350184

Replies: >>7350203

>>7350143
Sermon on the Mount was about Mosaic Law being shit.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:07
No.7350198

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:07 No.7350198

Replies: >>7350216

>>7350172

Right, but Jesus was NOT an anarchist.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:07
No.7350203

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:07 No.7350203

>>7350184
And replacing it with a new way: turn the other cheek instead of an eye for an eye.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:07
No.7350208

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:07 No.7350208

Replies: >>7350279

>>7350143
>Matthew 26:52
>still missing that Jesus was talking about how no one needs to shed blood over him, because he NEEDS to die.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:07
No.7350210

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:07 No.7350210

Replies: >>7350273

File: 1353053277888.jpg-(90 KB, 1024x768, Passion_of_the_Christ_by_(...).jpg)

>>7349566
>yfw the FED wanted Jesus dead because he chased them out of the temple for changing currencies in the House of God

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:08
No.7350215

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:08 No.7350215

>>7350172
Nature's law means that we should choose leaders.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:08
No.7350216

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:08 No.7350216

Replies: >>7350263

>>7350198
No rulers is anarchy.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:08
No.7350220

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:08 No.7350220

Replies: >>7350359 >>7350459

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>>7350109

Then the HUNS came in and wrecked your shit. Should have accepted Jesus when you had the chance.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:08
No.7350223

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:08 No.7350223

>>7349967
Who are you kidding, it is just a cult, these eastern cults pass through every decade or so, shit Mithraism hasn't even gotten done passing and it is pretty much the same shit.

So guys who has toured the Empire, what was your favorite part/ most hated part.

Personally I couldn't stand Britannia savages on one side of the wall, savages under our thumb on the other side, why did we even bother conquering them, they bring nothing to the empire.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:08
No.7350224

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:08 No.7350224

Religious, Romans and otherwise continue to degrade humanity.
Thanks for nothing. Glorified giving up. In the years to come that will serve to enslave and justify billions. People will be mutilated and who do it to them think an apology will excuse them if that. More often see the stolen humanity on show in their mind as they do it, thinking they add to it. The truth is what they steal goes on fighting. Fighting for freedom. Their observation of that is no connection. Of course a lot of stolen life gives up. Dies. Some even joins.

I won't forget there is more than one good man or woman.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:09
No.7350249

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:09 No.7350249

Replies: >>7350284

>>7349583
The Parable of the Talents teaches us that Jesus believed in free market capitalism. Jesus rewards his servants who took their talents and double, or tripled their worth, and he scolded those who did not. Jesus believed in financial self reliance. Jesus was the Hayek of his time.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:10
No.7350263

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:10 No.7350263

Replies: >>7350304

>>7350216

God is the ruler you TWAT.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:10
No.7350273

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:10 No.7350273

>>7350210

>beat up a bunch of money grubbing Jews making the temple into a business.

See one of the reasons why I thought Jesus was so cool

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:11
No.7350274

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:11 No.7350274

>>7342594
This guy is so beta he's beta on 4chan.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:11
No.7350279

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:11 No.7350279

Replies: >>7350353 >>7350386

>>7350208
The sermon on the mount was his message to mankind. It is crystal clear. You are making justifications for a belief Jesus advocated against.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:11
No.7350284

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:11 No.7350284

>>7350249
Religious drivel is vague enough it can be interpreted to serve any degenerate action. But no good action. You don''t do the right thing by doing what you're told.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:11
No.7350285

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:11 No.7350285

>>7349639
>implying libertarians don't believe in taxes.
Libertarians believe in taxation, they just don't believe in unfair taxation where your tax dollars support people who refuse to provide for their own selves (the 47%).

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:12
No.7350300

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:12 No.7350300

Replies: >>7350414

Poor dumb bastard. I sort of admire it. But in the end he wanted to bring back that goatherd theocracy and throw out the people who brought us roads, plumbing and iron. And he was talking about poisoning the spring of siloam to do it. Good riddance I guess.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:12
No.7350304

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:12 No.7350304

Replies: >>7350320

>>7350263
But God isn't of this world. In this world, there is anarchy.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:12
No.7350320

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:12 No.7350320

Replies: >>7350430

>>7350304

>But God isn't of this world

WRONG

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:13
No.7350323

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:13 No.7350323

Replies: >>7350506

>>7350143

>Jesus was clear

Yeah He also drove out a bunch of money changers with brute force. But then you say Christians aren't allowed to defend their families and church.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:14
No.7350353

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:14 No.7350353

>>7350279
jesus spoke very clearly against striking out at someone out of anger, or for greed, or any number of things.
But he made it very clear that people should not simply submit to their own death's.
The only time they can do so, is if they are targeted specifically because of their faith, where to defend would show a fear of that faith not protecting them.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:14
No.7350359

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:14 No.7350359

>>7350220
made me chuckle

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:15
No.7350369

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:15 No.7350369

Replies: >>7350480

The liberals will use this as an excuse to criticize how the senate takes care of the schizos. Let Dionysus tend his flock, faggots.

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:16
No.7350386

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:16 No.7350386

Replies: >>7350412

>>7350279
>this is what leftists actually believe

Everything in the Sermon on the Mount can be traced back to Jewish laws at the time. Hence why Jesus always starts with "You have heard".

Anonymous
11/16/12(Fri)03:17
No.7350412

Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)03:17 No.7350412

Replies: >>7350438

>>7350386
Yeah. It was a refutation of Jewish law.

Like replacing an eye for an eye with turn the other cheek.