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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:10
No.3214269
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Anonymous 05/19/12(Sat)19:10 No.3214269  
You have been selected to participate in combat action by decree of the United States government through a draft.

You will report to your nearest base and await instruction by the end of this month, non-compliance is a criminal offense.

What do?

Do you comply, or suddenly become some sort of "conscientious objector"?

If you comply, outline your plan of action. If you refuse, outline a plan of escape.
>>
Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:11
No.3214294
Anonymous No.3214294 05/19/12(Sat)19:11 No.3214294
Serve honorably, win medals, come home, receive my benefits and live life as scheduled.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:12
No.3214306
Anonymous No.3214306 05/19/12(Sat)19:12 No.3214306
I have nervous tic, it doesn't interfere with my daily life at all, but makes me ineligible for military service.

fuck your draft.
>>
Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:13
No.3214326
Anonymous No.3214326 05/19/12(Sat)19:13 No.3214326
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>>3214294
>serving in the military
> honorable

yes, because killing citizens over oil is honorable if your local politician says so..
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:13
No.3214333
Anonymous No.3214333 05/19/12(Sat)19:13 No.3214333
Go to desert, meet friendly sandniggers, help them for months and make a difference, get your legs and genitals blown off by an IED planted by insurgants with locals.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:14
No.3214334
Anonymous No.3214334 05/19/12(Sat)19:14 No.3214334
Join up, be a crazy motherfucker, die.
If I survive, be fucked up for life on account of not living on a battlefield anymore, drink myself to death while telling stories about the damn commies to anybody who'll listen.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:15
No.3214351
Anonymous No.3214351 05/19/12(Sat)19:15 No.3214351
The military is great at turning kids into mindless, crazy machines.

this is what they are supposed to do, drive kids insane.

then they release them back into society and say "get back to work"

but "be proud of our soldiers" I guess.

they joined for a paycheck.
fuck that.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:17
No.3214373
Anonymous No.3214373 05/19/12(Sat)19:17 No.3214373
>>3214326
it is, too bad butthurt liberals don't make the rules on honor.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:18
No.3214387
Anonymous No.3214387 05/19/12(Sat)19:18 No.3214387
>>3214294
>War.
>Honourable.

This is not a game.
There are no arbitrary rules.
You are supporting the most heinous act on this earth, killing other people.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:19
No.3214398
Anonymous No.3214398 05/19/12(Sat)19:19 No.3214398
I have bipolar disorder, so I could probably get out of a draft if I wanted to. Or at least be assigned to a desk job.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:19
No.3214407
Anonymous No.3214407 05/19/12(Sat)19:19 No.3214407
>>3214387
>killing other people heinous act

tell me what makes killing so wrong if they are trying to kill me too?
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:19
No.3214411
Anonymous No.3214411 05/19/12(Sat)19:19 No.3214411
>>3214373

"i'm going to go to someplace I've never heard of and kill people who have done me no wrong, for money and because someone told me to. I expect to be called honorable for doing this"

go fuck yourself
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:19
No.3214412
Anonymous No.3214412 05/19/12(Sat)19:19 No.3214412
> April 1st
> now May 19th

Our government really is a bureaucratic nightmare...
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:20
No.3214418
Anonymous No.3214418 05/19/12(Sat)19:20 No.3214418
Hike through the woods to Canada. The only reason I'd fight is if the country is being invaded by a foreign army and that's not going to happen.
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!AlmaWade1k
05/19/12(Sat)19:20
No.3214423
!AlmaWade1k No.3214423 05/19/12(Sat)19:20 No.3214423
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Looks like I'm fucked into joining either way, so:

1) Join, go for some kind of intelligence or IT role using my experience and high intelligence.
2) Get the most sensitive information I possibly can.
3) Sell it to the Russians for citizenship.

That's what happens when chucklefucks think they can force me to fight for a country I don't give a fuck about.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:20
No.3214424
Anonymous No.3214424 05/19/12(Sat)19:20 No.3214424
>>3214407

they're trying to kill you because you're in THEIR home, killing their families and taking their resources.

you are an invading force, OH SO HONORABLE
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:20
No.3214429
Anonymous No.3214429 05/19/12(Sat)19:20 No.3214429
I server my term, then return home and eat as many politicians as I can before I'm caught.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:21
No.3214436
Anonymous No.3214436 05/19/12(Sat)19:21 No.3214436
>>3214326
>pretending it's ever really been about oil
gas prices sure are awesome now, aren't they?
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:21
No.3214437
Anonymous No.3214437 05/19/12(Sat)19:21 No.3214437
HAHAHA I'M A MED STUDENT

I don't give a fuck if I wind up with crazy student loan debt. At least I can be a medic far away from the front lines when we go to war with Iran.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:21
No.3214440
Anonymous No.3214440 05/19/12(Sat)19:21 No.3214440
Conscientious objector. I've made no shortage of anti-war statements before, so I might be able to pull it off.

If not, I go to jail. I'd rather go to jail than have another man's death on my conscience.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:21
No.3214445
Anonymous No.3214445 05/19/12(Sat)19:21 No.3214445
>>3214411
>expect to be called honorable

Except I would. The "America first, USA NUMBER ONE" training we receive as kids will confirm this.

The average American, by and large, worships soldiers as a hot product. Why wouldn't I be loved?
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Melly !!rdTCjLakIjm
05/19/12(Sat)19:22
No.3214456
Melly !!rdTCjLakIjm No.3214456 05/19/12(Sat)19:22 No.3214456
>>3214269
I always wondered what they would tell me when I walked in to the room. I mean I am sure I get some kind of exemption, but I wonder if they will tell me to go home right then and there or have me get shit my doctor/therapist. I have been on hormones for over a year too.....
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:22
No.3214461
Anonymous No.3214461 05/19/12(Sat)19:22 No.3214461
>inb4 draftees get dat open contract
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:23
No.3214464
Anonymous No.3214464 05/19/12(Sat)19:23 No.3214464
>>3214445

you would be, but it still doesn't make your actions honorable. and it doesn't make them good people for saying you are.
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!AlmaWade1k
05/19/12(Sat)19:23
No.3214465
!AlmaWade1k No.3214465 05/19/12(Sat)19:23 No.3214465
>>3214456
You would be assigned to the tactical yurt squad.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:23
No.3214469
Anonymous No.3214469 05/19/12(Sat)19:23 No.3214469
OP, you could convert to Jehovah's Witness or Seventh Day Adventist briefly and that will make it easy to to get conscientious objector status since those churches are well-known for being anti-war.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:24
No.3214484
Anonymous No.3214484 05/19/12(Sat)19:24 No.3214484
>>3214436
>not about oil
>pretending that U.S. doesn't have enough oil to fuel itself for 1000 years, but just wants to sell it overseas for a higher profit and the middle east countries cut into that.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:24
No.3214487
Anonymous No.3214487 05/19/12(Sat)19:24 No.3214487
I've been banned from joining the military, actually, so this isn't going to ever be a scenario for me.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:25
No.3214492
Anonymous No.3214492 05/19/12(Sat)19:25 No.3214492
>Implying they would chose a fatass without condition like me to join the army
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:25
No.3214499
Anonymous No.3214499 05/19/12(Sat)19:25 No.3214499
>>3214387
The Geneva Convention has put rules to war. They made war a sport long ago for the West. We can't use chemical or biological warfare. We can't start firestorms in major populations centers a la Cologne, Germany. We can't march civilians into the streets, tell them to give up the enemy, and execute them if they don't. We can't level towns with artillery. We can't smash tanks through domiciles and crush those inside.

We literally cannot put the fear of God into people. We've neutered our ability to win.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:26
No.3214502
Anonymous No.3214502 05/19/12(Sat)19:26 No.3214502
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>>3214436
>>3214436

>gas prices
>not knowing they're actually set by gas companies ideas on how much profit they can make
>2012
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!AlmaWade1k
05/19/12(Sat)19:26
No.3214513
!AlmaWade1k No.3214513 05/19/12(Sat)19:26 No.3214513
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>>3214499
>We can't smash tanks through domiciles and crush those inside.
Nice try, retard.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:27
No.3214518
Anonymous No.3214518 05/19/12(Sat)19:27 No.3214518
I'll do like my Japanese grandfather did when he the US government told him to join the 442nd (after stripping him of his lands and family).

Tell them to fuck off and spend the next half decade in Federal prison. Yipee!
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:27
No.3214531
Anonymous No.3214531 05/19/12(Sat)19:27 No.3214531
>>3214513
> Iraq 2003
> Waco Texas 1990's

Pick one.
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!AlmaWade1k
05/19/12(Sat)19:28
No.3214541
!AlmaWade1k No.3214541 05/19/12(Sat)19:28 No.3214541
>>3214518
But going to prison doesn't hurt the federal government like selling secrets would.

>>3214531
Apparently it's perfectly acceptable to commit war crimes against Americans and Germans, but not sand niggers.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:28
No.3214542
Anonymous No.3214542 05/19/12(Sat)19:28 No.3214542
>>3214499
>>3214499

>implying none of this gets done

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

you really are fucking idiotic aren't you?
this is fucking WAR, not some fucking daycare game.

you get on the battlefield? that shit happens all the time.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:29
No.3214549
Anonymous No.3214549 05/19/12(Sat)19:29 No.3214549
>>3214502
Well according to Faux News...Obama has the ability to set gas prices but Bush didn't. HMMMMMMMM....
>>
Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:29
No.3214554
Anonymous No.3214554 05/19/12(Sat)19:29 No.3214554
>>3214513
Geneva Conventions don't apply domestically.
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PlatformistFag !!JuB1MCnwvsO
05/19/12(Sat)19:30
No.3214561
PlatformistFag !!JuB1MCnwvsO No.3214561 05/19/12(Sat)19:30 No.3214561
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Decline.

Buy a tent, a rifle, and download some survivalist books.
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Melly !!rdTCjLakIjm
05/19/12(Sat)19:30
No.3214569
Melly !!rdTCjLakIjm No.3214569 05/19/12(Sat)19:30 No.3214569
>>3214499
>Geneva Convention
The Geneva Convention is now more of a guide line more than anything.Hell, America does not give a shit about International law, just look at the drone attacks or the bin Laden raid, not to mention gitmo.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:31
No.3214575
Anonymous No.3214575 05/19/12(Sat)19:31 No.3214575
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I would go. There is no way I would be infantry, I would probably fly.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:32
No.3214586
Anonymous No.3214586 05/19/12(Sat)19:32 No.3214586
I'd tell them i'm ga....wait that doesn't work no more...

ok then i'd tell them i'm a Jew overlord and can't into conflict!

or shoot myself in the knee (no not skyrim reference)
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:32
No.3214588
Anonymous No.3214588 05/19/12(Sat)19:32 No.3214588
But I'm already enlisting?
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TheBaker !aw6Qj2QiR.
05/19/12(Sat)19:33
No.3214600
TheBaker !aw6Qj2QiR. No.3214600 05/19/12(Sat)19:33 No.3214600
My plan is to run. And hide. And arm myself.

Simple, yet effective.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:33
No.3214606
Anonymous No.3214606 05/19/12(Sat)19:33 No.3214606
>>3214542

You seem to know nothing about the Geneva conventions. Here's a link. Read what it has to say. I know your lot doesn't like all that much and would rather eat a cheeseburger while watching American Idol, but here have a gander.

http://www.icrc.org/eng/war-and-law/treaties-customary-law/geneva-conventions/index.jsp
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:35
No.3214618
Anonymous No.3214618 05/19/12(Sat)19:35 No.3214618
>>3214423
So much implying it's not even funny.
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:36
No.3214629
Anonymous No.3214629 05/19/12(Sat)19:36 No.3214629
id shoot heroin, snort coke, pop a few oxys, and smoke weed erry day HAHAHA ever think about that faggots, no way theyll let you in if your a "druggie" then just get over your heroin problem. or snort soke and smoke weed, oxxys maybe avoid heroin...
captcha: doses. tweedte
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Anonymous
05/19/12(Sat)19:38
No.3214649
Anonymous No.3214649 05/19/12(Sat)19:38 No.3214649
>>3214269

>What do?
Nothing.
Not a US citizen.

>Do you comply, or suddenly become some sort of "conscientious objector"?
Ignore it.
Not a US citizen.
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